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"For goodness sake Colin, you and your bloody obsession for taking road kill home..."
26/09/19 7:05:13
"Well kids , our first trip to Knowsley safari park. I hope you all remember your dad's famous words. 'There's no way we're going through that baboon enclosure, to let them little bastards ruin my new car. We'll take this short cut through the elephant field'.."
26/09/19 7:54:19
These sort of accidents are happening a lot since Thomas Cook collapsed. I think it's because all their jumbos have been grounded.
26/09/19 7:00:15
"Never again will I complain about a Zebra crossing ......."
26/09/19 7:50:13
WARNING. Elephants are currently in mating season. Please keep car windows closed at all times whilst on Safari.
"...and that's when I became a world renowned expert on Elephant belly buttons. Thank god we rented a car with a sun roof, or I'd still be working in Tesco"
26/09/19 7:31:53
''Shoo!''
26/09/19 7:09:03
Of all the ways to die, Dave never expected he would one day be crushed to death by an elephant's penis.
26/09/19 7:08:28
"Like to see you assholes try & poach my tusks now."
26/09/19 7:04:37
Rogue Rage
26/09/19 7:00:37
Elephant: "Back a bit, over to your left, a little bit more. Oooh, just there, now very slowly drive back and forth. Ahhhh .... lovely."
26/09/19 11:49:11
"Good morning, you're through to the AA, how may we help you?"
26/09/19 8:03:52
"How can we get it off the car, Elton?""I could try tickling the ivories."
26/09/19 7:22:39
"Bloody hell Dave, will you put your glasses on. We're not in a car wash and you ARE NOT holding the vacuum cleaner..."
26/09/19 7:15:40
''Dumbo?''''Yes, that sums your dad up perfectly.''
26/09/19 7:13:03
Ever had an itch that you can't quite reach...
26/09/19 7:03:33
''We should never have taken the trunk road.''
26/09/19 7:01:16
I'd have got through if it hadn't been for that pesky radio aerial.
26/09/19 7:00:14
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