cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
"Gary, theres a time and a place to get an erection, and its not when were trying to hold up a collapsed ceiling."
"Gary, theres a time and a place to get an erection, and its not when were trying to hold up a collapsed ceiling." photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved karyn127

To add captions, first sign up



The Wolf Vote score: 12481The Wolf

"Gary, there's a time and a place to get an erection, and it's not when we're trying to hold up a collapsed ceiling."

14/05/21 8:00:16

 
stone face Vote score: 9753stone face

In this year's dance off, Dave was a semi finalist.

14/05/21 8:14:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7763Vivvy En

"People think I'm fat but I'm just big-boned."

14/05/21 10:30:35

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Emily's second interview with Slut Airlines was going rather well

14/05/21 13:00:19

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

"I told you we shouldn't invite the vicar to the wedding reception."

14/05/21 8:14:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

He'd like to polka

14/05/21 8:14:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5878Al Overy

It was close in the dance-off, but Tina was used to stiff competition.

14/05/21 8:01:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5878Al Overy

Rag 'n' bone Man

14/05/21 8:00:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Please tell me that's a gun in your pocket."

14/05/21 8:10:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

Dirty Dancing

14/05/21 8:00:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

There was standing room only in Dave’s trousers.

14/05/21 18:31:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

Nothing is taboo at the Caption Me Christmas party.

14/05/21 8:24:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5878Al Overy

Trevor pops a trouser tent as he spots the Cornish pasties arriving.

14/05/21 8:02:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16802Stephen Bean

Dave never fails to impress the ladies with his belly dancing.

14/05/21 8:00:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Mum, Dad, uncle Dave...noooooo

14/05/21 20:51:31

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

"I'm sorry, your all going to have to leave due to lewd behaviour"

"But it's a party"

"Yeah, a christening party"

14/05/21 19:44:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

Being a cocky dancer isn't always the best strategy.

14/05/21 8:12:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

The pop industry is full of dirty old misogynistic men, which makes it easy for young girls to blackmail them into giving them awards at the Brits.

14/05/21 8:10:21

 1
The #AwardMeToo Movement --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21179Troompa Loompa

He wood

14/05/21 8:09:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''That fat bastard gives me the Heebie-BeeGees.''

14/05/21 8:07:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

Both Dave & Ted were on ecstasy while Daisy was nowhere near it.

14/05/21 8:07:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''Get down!''

14/05/21 8:01:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Is this some kind of bust?

Very impressive miss, but this isn't a gun in my pocket

14/05/21 20:34:38

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Thank fuck for social distancing.

14/05/21 14:08:32

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

OMG Please do not let him lay his, greasy, sweaty, hamburger hands upon my self entitled #insta-bod.

14/05/21 14:04:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

"Come on Dave, they're cheap enough, put the budgie back before Abigale notices the cage is empty."

14/05/21 12:26:05

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1256alexandra ball

Belly dancer

14/05/21 12:00:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

- Come dancing?
- Yes I have

14/05/21 11:50:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

"I like Bono."
"Thanks."

14/05/21 8:24:15

 
Tony S Vote score: 2257Tony S

When a robber breaks into your office and says stick em up he means just your hands.

14/05/21 8:20:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15037Dave Bryan

''Do you come here often?''

14/05/21 8:19:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

♪ Viagradoo doo doo ... ♪

14/05/21 8:13:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7763Vivvy En

It was a hard routine but he was up for it

14/05/21 8:11:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

I'd guess these guys have never done nudist dancing before.

14/05/21 8:06:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25260Ian Skelding

♪ The only way is up ♪

14/05/21 8:04:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

Willy Elliot

14/05/21 8:04:03

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 393Nina Dutton

It’s a prick up joint.

14/05/21 8:00:10

 
more photos from the captioning gallery