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Charles Gilbert

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Board with your normal cereal?

17/08/19 20:20:24

clever

"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey."

27/04/19 4:36:40

Poultry in motion.

02/01/17 20:29:37

Looking for organ donor.

27/09/19 15:28:48

I will never understand bowling.

17/08/19 20:19:36

This bike is a real chick magnet.

02/01/17 20:28:23

He looks like he's at the end of his rope!

14/09/19 21:52:19

Dorygami.

03/01/17 23:50:21

Row row row your boar,
gently down the stream...

Murkily murkily murkily murkily,
life is but a meme.

04/10/19 23:52:11

Lady Gaga?... is that you?

17/09/19 0:48:12

That takes guts.

17/08/19 15:35:01

Victors Secret

04/05/19 2:42:49

Cutting room floor.

14/04/19 20:30:09

You gotta train them early...

25/03/17 17:06:22

It's not easy to quit while you're ahead.

28/01/17 20:35:34

The flies are a nice touch. It's all about the accessorizing...

Mon 20:53:22

We get it. You vape.

13/09/19 1:16:16

He is risen!

09/04/19 1:09:48

👍 --Scrappy Doo

They can bearly contain their excrement!

06/10/19 21:36:23

Theeer's a seagull-on-the-head-of-a-man-on-a-horse-on-a-crypt-on-a-hill-in-a-town-on-the-back-of-a-turtle-on-a-frog-on-a-log-in-a-hole-in-the-middle-of-the-sea.............

26/08/19 3:55:59

Gay pride week wasn't at all like I expected.

17/08/19 19:34:18

You wanna pizza me?!

16/07/19 5:30:21

Yes, we catch your drift.

30/04/19 20:21:45

There have been frostier receptions, but not many.

27/04/19 4:28:27

Minor problems.

20/03/19 21:29:54

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

16/03/19 22:53:39

Come-As-Your-Favorite-Band night can now commence!

06/03/19 0:18:12

Suspect appears cagey...

05/02/17 18:20:21

Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay?

01/02/17 1:19:32

Dave's third wish did not go as planned.

22/01/17 22:03:53

These make my feet qwert.

14/01/17 19:43:37

Horus is looking dapper these days.

11/10/19 17:44:55

~Charlotte's Web III~
...The Quickening...

05/10/19 0:13:18

...and this little piggy went, "WTF man?"

04/10/19 23:44:09

WILSON!!!

04/10/19 23:43:22

“Good evening," it loafed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

22/09/19 23:52:47

"Something off my shoulder perhaps, Mr. Beeblebrox? Braised in a white whine sauce?". :^) --Crunchy Chords

A snake is going to pop out of there, I just know it.

21/09/19 15:35:45

TAILPIPES

from the

CRYPT

13/09/19 1:20:55

Quit trying to make Bunjeep jumping happen...

08/09/19 20:19:27

Telepaths will be drowned until morale improves. That is all.

07/09/19 6:31:46

"You're not on the fucking team Dad!"

30/08/19 20:40:38

"Same thing we do every day Pinky."

28/08/19 5:31:10

Theeey're Grrrate!

17/08/19 19:33:21

Look at me. Look at me...

I am the captain now.

12/07/19 5:01:19

Well it was good enough for the gander!

25/04/19 23:21:19

Cowabanga!

06/04/19 2:24:38

"I'd like to make a deposit."

02/04/19 4:55:30

"I find your lack of kale disturbing."

23/03/19 19:56:53

I can see my house from here!

23/03/19 19:54:17

When your fetishes align...

03/03/19 20:49:28

"Okay, try it meow."

28/01/19 0:55:39

"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil."

27/01/19 0:52:19

It tastes good, but the gilt afterwards...

11/04/17 3:36:33

Ooh a penny!

21/03/17 21:04:21

Dyslexics Untie!

12/02/17 1:15:52

"First name?"
"Harry."
"Last name?"
"Houdini."
...
"Shit."

05/02/17 18:23:15

Oh my dear Lard.

27/01/17 15:22:13

That's the last time we buy a tank at IKEA.

24/01/17 17:43:10

Franks' Hairticulture course was going well.

Mon 20:56:22

Someday everyone will want a Growhawk of their own.

Mon 20:54:45

Powdered... Toast... Maaaaaan!

Mon 8:12:47

We thneed this.

Mon 1:14:46

Tobac hoe

11/10/19 17:40:55

If I could just not be placed in compromising positions with that shelf elf that'd be great m'kay...

09/10/19 4:52:46

Master has turned Dobby into sock puppets. Dobby's are free!!!

09/10/19 4:51:36

Get twerk!

06/10/19 21:36:56

Why that's a tea-pee of course.

05/10/19 16:37:49

A Trump flush... EUCHRE!

04/10/19 5:46:34

Never look the gift whores in the mouth.

03/10/19 14:43:24

Relax, don't do it.

29/09/19 15:37:35

Stephanie from Lazytown has fallen on hard times.

29/09/19 15:35:31

He touched my balls... I had no other choice.

23/09/19 14:48:33

I love McDonalds too!...

18/09/19 5:52:27

"We're gonna need a bigger rope."

14/09/19 21:54:04

Methead acting.

09/09/19 5:56:29

Why, that's only second degree murder...

07/09/19 6:28:32

You looked...

15/08/19 15:10:58

He's taking this right to bear arms thing a bit far don't you think?

15/08/19 5:45:48

We are not emused!

15/08/19 5:44:33

Some guys just give their girlfriends crabs...

31/07/19 2:06:14

How long is your wiener?

23/07/19 23:13:13

What a twain wreck.

06/07/19 22:09:15

With his new racing stripes he was sure to be the hungriest hippo now...

04/07/19 14:37:10

They're fairly good cops.

01/07/19 21:59:39

On second thought, double sided tape might not have been the best idea.

24/06/19 4:11:47

Putin on the glitz.

22/06/19 16:14:30

[In Case Of Emergency Break Glass]

17/06/19 4:40:14

Bride of Faraday.

20/05/19 22:22:27

Dammit Clark! We've talked about this!

08/05/19 0:25:53

The oracle of Selphi foresaw this...

07/05/19 15:28:59

The management would like me to inform you that our all-you-can-eat pasta special does not include the stuffing of shoulder pads and this will be the last course madame...

06/05/19 19:27:47

Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord a savior Yogi?

29/04/19 15:36:17

Lip Servest.

24/04/19 4:12:07

Has science gone too far?

24/04/19 4:10:23

I've never been so board in my life.

21/04/19 17:17:33

Smoke no evil gets no credit.

20/04/19 1:46:25

Thanks for the mammaries...

18/04/19 4:28:25

Guy Fieri's high school days were rough.

06/04/19 2:20:12

Ewe are the wind beneath my wings.

25/03/19 22:05:12

"Operation Bleat Fleet commence!"
Muhauhauha... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

25/03/19 22:04:20

23-19!
23-19!

23/03/19 20:00:39

Cut!

Print!

21/03/19 4:36:13

"Sure he's a bit noisy up there, but HBO comes in clear as a bell now."

03/03/19 20:47:20

"Cancer. What's your sign?"

03/03/19 20:40:02

Tailor maid.

03/03/19 20:39:22

Are you feeling thorny baby?

18/02/19 21:23:50

Free Pearl necklace with the purchase of each Magnolia...

04/05/17 20:03:42

whoa...
I just had the most intense Q-bert flashback ever dude.

24/03/17 22:55:18

Unbeweavable.

21/03/17 21:09:14

Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"

you read that in his voice didn't you?

16/03/17 1:09:51

So, the pothole you 'can' hit...

14/03/17 4:31:54

Welease the Quackin!

02/03/17 22:26:51

Meanwhile... back at Spiderman headquarters...

21/02/17 4:20:29

She looks a bit flushed.

19/02/17 17:55:02

If you like it then you shoulda put a ringer on it.

19/02/17 17:54:24

The Michelin Man's origins were shrouded in mystery...

...and probably should have stayed that way.

17/02/17 20:40:09

"Can you hair me now? Good."

17/02/17 6:22:46

His shadow looks like a preying mantis... just sayin.

13/02/17 17:40:06

"I must go, my people need me."

12/02/17 1:17:29

Pretty fly... for a white guy's lawn.

08/02/17 17:54:39

This emuses me.

05/02/17 20:02:54

DOH! --Charles Gilbert

Prolly wants a cracker.

05/02/17 18:19:34

So... it's a French road?

05/02/17 5:50:10

Found Waldo!

04/02/17 1:23:32

Yes we had street corner telephone booths... and we liked it!

02/02/17 4:08:35

A bird in the bush is worth two on the bench.

01/02/17 3:55:02

After harpooning the whale Alfred had no choice but to follow through on the kill.

01/02/17 1:21:33

See... this is why we don't drink the cool-aid.

31/01/17 1:20:34

Now go forth my minions of minimum destruction!

Muhahahahaha...

29/01/17 18:48:53

...under my gunbrella. (Ella ella eh eh eh)

29/01/17 18:42:50

Allow me to explain using interpretive dance.

29/01/17 18:30:33

The Lost Neck Monster.

28/01/17 0:52:57

I said pull my finger right now young man!

24/01/17 17:39:55

Ocular migraine.

23/01/17 1:23:49

It's not easy being green.

18/01/17 0:16:03

It's all about accessorising.

18/01/17 0:14:34

Well... where did you think little Tardis's came from?

18/01/17 0:05:51

All in all it's just another lick in the wall.

17/01/17 23:59:17

How can ewe not be lichen this?

17/01/17 23:45:36

Leaf it to Beaver.

16/01/17 3:50:13

Children of the porn.

16/01/17 3:49:45

You're probably wondering why I called you all here today...

16/01/17 3:49:11

Leave it to cleavage.

14/01/17 19:45:24

Meanwhile... back at Guantanamo.

14/01/17 19:42:44

Cailllou had not handled childhood fame well.

13/01/17 15:06:55

Pepperidge farms remembers.

13/01/17 4:48:30

SCIATICA!!!

08/01/17 20:49:09

How very French.

08/01/17 20:47:47

Mamma always said, stupid is as stupid does.

08/01/17 20:46:37

Hello... kitty?

06/01/17 1:37:47

In Soviet Russia, book writes you.

04/01/17 19:44:41

So buff even his pits are chiselled.

04/01/17 18:38:18

"I'm doing my part!"

04/01/17 18:30:02

There's really no wrong way to use a Margarita tub...

01/01/17 19:43:02

Mr. Tumnus has let himself go.

30/12/16 5:56:53

The Haunchbite of Notre Dame.

Wed 23:40:22

"Your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

Wed 23:37:53

"Ooh a penny..."

Wed 23:36:01

You want fries with that?

Tue 15:30:06

Cheeses Crust!

Mon 8:16:51

This is totally crumby.

Mon 8:13:11

No time for questions, just get in the back!

12/10/19 0:50:46

This bug me... and me.

12/10/19 0:45:39

404 ERROR. FILE NOT FOUND.

12/10/19 0:45:21

"We all float down here Richie..."

11/10/19 17:41:26

With karate chop action and kung fu grip!

02/10/19 23:03:37

You can get one in any color you want... as long as it's black or white.

02/10/19 5:00:05

The Joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you.

29/09/19 15:38:57

Lucy... you got some 'splaining to do.

28/09/19 17:49:31

John Carpenters... The Thingy.

28/09/19 17:47:18

...and this little piggy was fabulous!

25/09/19 22:54:21

For the love of God, would you build the poor things a coop already!

25/09/19 22:53:03

When Hogwarts sends for a seeing-eye dog.

24/09/19 22:42:49

I'm down with this.

24/09/19 22:41:34

I told Dodge that branching into cycles was a bad idea, but would they listen to me? No...

24/09/19 5:28:13

23/09/19 0:19:54

22/09/19 23:55:04

21/09/19 15:34:52

21/09/19 15:34:29

"Nothing to see here. Move along."

21/09/19 15:34:02

Mannequinky...

18/09/19 5:49:31

That skull looks exhausted...

13/09/19 1:17:41

Don't quit while you're ahead.

12/09/19 15:27:49

NO CAPES!

12/09/19 0:34:12

FFS! It's RICHARD!

11/09/19 5:57:17

When your karma has not run over your dogma.

07/09/19 6:27:16

You came to the wrong neighborhood...

02/09/19 23:40:49

"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask."

02/09/19 23:06:18

A shoe with a view.

02/09/19 6:40:02

He has the right to bear FARMERS ARMS.

30/08/19 20:41:28

There's one born every minute.

30/08/19 15:10:32

Seven in one blow...

30/08/19 2:34:15

K-911... always on doody.

28/08/19 5:38:08

Plot twist: The entire room is actually a bird-feeder...

28/08/19 5:33:07

"You're probably wondering why I called you all here..."

28/08/19 5:30:31

Ask not, for whom the finger points...

27/08/19 1:11:13

[Chalk Artists Prohibited]

26/08/19 3:48:23

What? No stuffed crust?!

25/08/19 0:50:59

If your penis touches the ground you are at the wrong beach.

24/08/19 16:11:00

If it's worth doing... it's... worth... doing... slowly.

24/08/19 16:10:05

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DOH!

Charles Gilbert

05/02/17
8:11pm

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This emuses me. [Charles Gilbert]

Two seconds xxx

[anon]

05/02/17
8:14pm

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This emuses me. [Charles Gilbert]

Nod to 12:55:13 maybe?

[anon]

18/03/19
8:33pm

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Some of these pictures seriously need a zoom function... [Charles Gilbert]

👍

Scrappy Doo

09/04/19
4:07am

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He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]

Nod to 20.00:44?

[anon]

09/04/19
6:48am

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He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]

Tether?

[anon]

14/09/19
11:50pm

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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! [Charles Gilbert]

"Something off my shoulder perhaps, Mr. Beeblebrox? Braised in a white whine sauce?".

:^)

Crunchy Chords

24/09/19
6:03am

comment on caption:
“Good evening," it loafed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them. [Charles Gilbert]

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