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Charles Gilbert
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Captions log; star date 94621.92
We have encountered a strange colony of verbose aliens and have beamed down a landing party to investigate.
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£50  26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
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"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete." 06/10/20 20:37:49 |
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Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough. 27/02/21 20:08:30 |
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Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 20:20:24 |
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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey." 27/04/19 4:36:40 |
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02/01/17 20:29:37 |
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. 12/03/21 20:11:23 |
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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister? --Karyn Harrison
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27/09/19 15:28:48 |
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16/02/21 20:08:08 |
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I will never understand bowling. 17/08/19 20:19:36 |
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03/10/20 16:41:30 |
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10/05/20 6:58:15 |
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Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953. 15/03/20 16:06:31 |
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This bike is a real chick magnet. 02/01/17 20:28:23 |
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07/02/21 18:21:19 |
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They've already got that covered. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/21 22:38:58 |
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19/01/21 20:21:03 |
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27/11/20 20:26:16 |
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"Danmit Sarah! I put a lot of work into making your birthday breakfast special!" 10/09/20 1:04:09 |
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13/06/20 17:17:39 |
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Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that... --Charles Gilbert
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Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants. 23/10/19 20:22:13 |
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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! 14/09/19 21:52:19 |
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03/01/17 23:50:21 |
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Humanity's last ditch effort to defeat the Covid virus by enlarging it goes horribly wrong. 05/03/21 20:26:17 |
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"Got a package people! Coming through." 28/02/21 15:25:15 |
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Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard. 27/02/21 18:21:41 |
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24/02/21 20:35:00 |
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...and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. 24/02/21 20:32:36 |
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08/02/21 23:09:49 |
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01/02/21 20:15:06 |
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23/01/21 23:01:21 |
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? 10/01/21 22:11:09 |
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Neigh --Vivvy En
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"Where we're going we don't need sidewalks Marty." 05/01/21 15:19:38 |
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Yes, but how are you going to get up to 88 mph? --Willie Johnson
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03/12/20 5:22:15 |
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11/10/20 20:01:59 |
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"Have either of you kids seen like a Really big rabbit run through here?" 09/10/20 3:11:48 |
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This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine. 07/09/20 21:09:05 |
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The greatest cross-over film of 2020; 08/07/20 2:07:21 |
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After killing his pet termite and stealing his matchbox, John Wick goes after the colony of fire ants responsible... --Glyn Evans
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07/04/20 15:31:26 |
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14/03/20 23:31:47 |
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01/12/19 2:11:41 |
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Row row row your boar, 04/10/19 23:52:11 |
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17/09/19 0:48:12 |
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17/08/19 15:35:01 |
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04/05/19 2:42:49 |
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14/04/19 20:30:09 |
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25/03/17 17:06:22 |
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It's not easy to quit while you're ahead. 28/01/17 20:35:34 |
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26/02/21 20:13:53 |
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Rollin rollin rollin, 07/01/21 1:12:37 |
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"No you idiots, we're supposed to be looking for a giant peach!" 19/12/20 22:01:03 |
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06/12/20 1:40:03 |
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The Tardis doesn't always arrive in optimal locations. 29/11/20 19:50:07 |
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Historical Misunderstanding # 17 21/11/20 16:00:40 |
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It's the only way he could win by a landslide... 18/11/20 15:31:00 |
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That's the perfect distance to be from New York. 25/10/20 20:14:38 |
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12/09/20 16:27:10 |
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Nobody cares where you hide anymore Waldo! 10/09/20 0:55:33 |
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29/08/20 1:00:15 |
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Let's make a happy little seedling. --Scrijjy Doo
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26/08/20 15:32:12 |
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What? They have a slimming effect... 18/08/20 1:56:05 |
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Nine out of ten dentist prefer if you don't do this. 07/08/20 6:03:19 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 05/08/20 4:58:51 |
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30/05/20 5:19:26 |
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26/04/20 2:33:36 |
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It's a slippery slope... --Charles Gilbert
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The origin story of Mustard-Man left a little to be desired... 02/04/20 15:25:10 |
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Colonel Mustard on the street with a supersoaker. --Scrijjy Doo
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The flies are a nice touch. It's all about the accessorizing... 14/10/19 20:53:22 |
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13/09/19 1:16:16 |
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09/04/19 1:09:48 |
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👍 --Scrappy Doo
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27/02/21 18:20:00 |
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Yes, but this is Atkins' son. --Willie Johnson
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"In the event of an emergency your seat may become a Volvo." 20/02/21 20:14:26 |
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16/02/21 20:17:59 |
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This shit is what my food eats Sharon. 29/01/21 20:20:31 |
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"Bring me the cat that I might stroke it whilst contemplating world domination..." 06/01/21 5:08:19 |
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I can't wait to unwrap that one! 24/12/20 21:08:34 |
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This is why women live longer. 18/12/20 0:39:32 |
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22/11/20 21:07:22 |
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17/11/20 21:36:58 |
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24/10/20 23:38:37 |
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He's somebody's druncle? --Willie Johnson
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16/10/20 21:05:21 |
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"Someone's been sitting on my loo." said little bear... and the seat's still warm. 12/09/20 3:44:52 |
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10/09/20 0:51:49 |
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Meanwhile, inside Schrodinger's box... 08/09/20 15:33:16 |
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I don't know, these philosophers. This is what happens when you leave Schrondinger to an acid trip holding a Rubik's cube... --Glyn Evans
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I never said Sargent Simon Says... 30/08/20 23:40:09 |
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Then there was that time I had to take my big sister to the prom. 30/08/20 23:34:03 |
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Try the mushrooms they said, it will be fun they said... 27/08/20 1:28:39 |
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12/08/20 5:12:28 |
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Phil was completely unprepared for the rapture. 03/06/20 14:20:20 |
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13/05/20 5:32:58 |
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02/04/20 1:32:28 |
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It's French. You wouldn't understand. 22/02/20 20:06:53 |
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Steven Seagal's roll choices have really gone downhill. 22/02/20 20:03:31 |
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04/02/20 20:00:44 |
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Maybe he's born with it... maybe its Neighbelline. 01/02/20 16:44:47 |
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On the next... 22/01/20 6:01:58 |
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They can bearly contain their excrement! 06/10/19 21:36:23 |
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26/08/19 3:55:59 |
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Gay pride week wasn't at all like I expected. 17/08/19 19:34:18 |
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16/07/19 5:30:21 |
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30/04/19 20:21:45 |
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There have been frostier receptions, but not many. 27/04/19 4:28:27 |
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20/03/19 21:29:54 |
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16/03/19 22:53:39 |
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Come-As-Your-Favorite-Band night can now commence! 06/03/19 0:18:12 |
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05/02/17 18:20:21 |
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Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay? 01/02/17 1:19:32 |
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Dave's third wish did not go as planned. 22/01/17 22:03:53 |
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14/01/17 19:43:37 |
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anyone else see the UFO in the upper right corner? 21/03/21 20:01:13 |
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I thought that was a bit of crud on my screen. --Stephen Bean
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They used to call them Jumpolines until this chick. 21/03/21 16:17:39 |
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I heard that Oscar Mayer was a sponsor... but I don't see the ad. 27/02/21 20:10:08 |
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Hope you're not hinting at a stereotype? --Mauris Iocus
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"I told you that loading Google-Maps into the autopilot was a bad idea Carl..." 20/02/21 20:21:29 |
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20/02/21 20:10:46 |
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Ask me about my belly button tattoo. 12/02/21 20:16:02 |
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When you get in close it's actually a tribute to his hero Rocky...♫ It's the Eye of the Spider ... nest ♫ --Mauris Iocus
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"If you guess what's in my fist you can have it..." 11/02/21 20:00:55 |
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08/02/21 19:36:37 |
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05/02/21 0:59:12 |
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31/01/21 20:03:12 |
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I've only got nine lives, I don't have time for your games human. 29/01/21 20:44:59 |
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22/12/20 1:14:43 |
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Ooh, my birthday card just arrived I'll have to call you back. 17/12/20 2:24:48 |
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17/11/20 21:36:27 |
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"Foiled again" again. (Tue 20:00:07) --Willie Johnson
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07/11/20 5:22:51 |
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My ex-wife kept the house. 01/11/20 22:14:55 |
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Is that anything like punch-a-hobo day? 28/10/20 23:06:40 |
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23/10/20 1:26:27 |
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11/10/20 20:00:45 |
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes II 10/10/20 22:49:26 |
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06/10/20 20:39:50 |
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"We aren't in Kansas anymo... wait, wait yes we are." 26/09/20 23:52:44 |
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I want to be able to read her shirt so much... 14/09/20 4:02:48 |
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Se what happens when you go vegan??? See?! 13/09/20 2:06:58 |
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Louis Pasteur: The early years. 10/09/20 0:57:50 |
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01/09/20 4:18:34 |
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29/08/20 0:59:43 |
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And some age too I presume. --Willie Johnson
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You can tell he really digs her. 30/07/20 20:30:52 |
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Weddings/Exorcisms while you wait. 28/07/20 14:59:43 |
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...so we put some hair around it and nobody has missed it since. 10/06/20 15:54:49 |
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27/05/20 20:09:24 |
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Where will you be when the Ex Lax kicks in? 26/05/20 15:25:44 |
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22/05/20 20:16:17 |
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05/05/20 14:45:43 |
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Sorry I burrowed your toothbrush. 10/04/20 5:36:55 |
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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
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I see the Canada geese are migrating... 07/04/20 15:27:47 |
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31/03/20 23:36:54 |
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In hindsight installing the one way mirrored windows backwards was a bad idea... 19/02/20 21:21:19 |
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"If we get out of this I'm going to fin-slap the shit out of you Carl." 14/02/20 1:52:56 |
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01/02/20 16:41:50 |
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Ooh ooh I know this one. Is it... Orlando Bloom? 14/01/20 1:25:12 |
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14/01/20 0:43:31 |
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01/12/19 2:14:44 |
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Horus is looking dapper these days. 11/10/19 17:44:55 |
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~Charlotte's Web III~ 05/10/19 0:13:18 |
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...and this little piggy went, "WTF man?" 04/10/19 23:44:09 |
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22/09/19 23:52:47 |
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"Something off my shoulder perhaps, Mr. Beeblebrox? Braised in a white whine sauce?". :^) --Crunchy Chords
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A snake is going to pop out of there, I just know it. 21/09/19 15:35:45 |
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13/09/19 1:20:55 |
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Quit trying to make Bunjeep jumping happen... 08/09/19 20:19:27 |
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Telepaths will be drowned until morale improves. That is all. 07/09/19 6:31:46 |
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"You're not on the fucking team Dad!" 30/08/19 20:40:38 |
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"Same thing we do every day Pinky." 28/08/19 5:31:10 |
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17/08/19 19:33:21 |
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Look at me. Look at me... 12/07/19 5:01:19 |
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Well it was good enough for the gander! 25/04/19 23:21:19 |
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"I find your lack of kale disturbing." 23/03/19 19:56:53 |
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"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil." 27/01/19 0:52:19 |
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It tastes good, but the gilt afterwards... 11/04/17 3:36:33 |
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"First name?" 05/02/17 18:23:15 |
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That's the last time we buy a tank at IKEA. 24/01/17 17:43:10 |
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It behooves us to inform you that you humans are funny looking. 10/04/21 20:04:43 |
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The rein in Spain falls plainly on the mane. 10/04/21 20:02:32 |
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10/04/21 20:00:48 |
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31/03/21 20:12:31 |
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Now I just need a lampshade... 25/03/21 23:20:54 |
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It's a major award! --Willie Johnson
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Well the Illuminati are just getting blatant now... 16/03/21 19:19:42 |
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I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Micheal Jackson. 27/02/21 18:18:55 |
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how sweet of you to adopt blind kids --Snap Dragon
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If she's worth doing... she's... worth... doing... slowly... 26/02/21 20:16:37 |
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Lilly really branched out as a dancer. 26/02/21 20:06:19 |
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i like it --Snap Dragon
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Heh. Woops. Looks like both captions sucked anyway.
6:17pm
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Chairman of the beard. [Charles Gilbert]
i like it
6:28pm
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Chairman of the beard. [Charles Gilbert]
how sweet of you to adopt blind kids
6:34pm
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I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Micheal Jackson. [Charles Gilbert]
Yes, but this is Atkins' son.
8:05pm
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The Atkins diet really works! [Charles Gilbert]
Hope you're not hinting at a stereotype?
8:51pm
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I heard that Oscar Mayer was a sponsor... but I don't see the ad. [Charles Gilbert]
Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that feature but it was handy.
12:54am
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Understanding Women: Volume 1 [Charles Gilbert]
Damnit! Overlapped captions used to flag and prompt not posting. WTF happened to that?
12:56am
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? [Charles Gilbert]
Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister?
10:46pm
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. [Charles Gilbert]
I thought that was a bit of crud on my screen.
8:05pm
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anyone else see the UFO in the upper right corner? [Charles Gilbert]
It's a major award!
12:08am
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Now I just need a lampshade... [Charles Gilbert]