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Charles Gilbert
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Captions log; star date 94621.92 We have encountered a strange colony of verbose aliens and have beamed down a landing party to investigate.
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£50  26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
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"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete." 06/10/20 20:37:49 |
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Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough. 27/02/21 20:08:30 |
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Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 20:20:24 |
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17/08/21 20:00:57 |
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Good caption, it's something to crow about. --Willie Johnson
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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey." 27/04/19 4:36:40 |
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02/01/17 20:29:37 |
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. 12/03/21 20:11:23 |
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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister? --Karyn Harrison
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27/09/19 15:28:48 |
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16/02/21 20:08:08 |
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I will never understand bowling. 17/08/19 20:19:36 |
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03/10/20 16:41:30 |
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10/05/20 6:58:15 |
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Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953. 15/03/20 16:06:31 |
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This bike is a real chick magnet. 02/01/17 20:28:23 |
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23/08/21 15:15:54 |
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A brilliant disguise, but the sandals are a dead giveaway. --Karyn Harrison
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I say... I do believe that I shat my pantaloons. 19/08/21 15:21:45 |
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06/05/21 14:55:41 |
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07/02/21 18:21:19 |
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They've already got that covered. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/21 22:38:58 |
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19/01/21 20:21:03 |
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27/11/20 20:26:16 |
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"Danmit Sarah! I put a lot of work into making your birthday breakfast special!" 10/09/20 1:04:09 |
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13/06/20 17:17:39 |
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Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that... --Charles Gilbert
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Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants. 23/10/19 20:22:13 |
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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! 14/09/19 21:52:19 |
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03/01/17 23:50:21 |
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The Russian remake of Rocky sucks. 24/04/21 17:18:32 |
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Humanity's last ditch effort to defeat the Covid virus by enlarging it goes horribly wrong. 05/03/21 20:26:17 |
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"Got a package people! Coming through." 28/02/21 15:25:15 |
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Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard. 27/02/21 18:21:41 |
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24/02/21 20:35:00 |
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...and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. 24/02/21 20:32:36 |
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08/02/21 23:09:49 |
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01/02/21 20:15:06 |
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23/01/21 23:01:21 |
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? 10/01/21 22:11:09 |
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Neigh --Vivvy En
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"Where we're going we don't need sidewalks Marty." 05/01/21 15:19:38 |
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Yes, but how are you going to get up to 88 mph? --Willie Johnson
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03/12/20 5:22:15 |
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11/10/20 20:01:59 |
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"Have either of you kids seen like a Really big rabbit run through here?" 09/10/20 3:11:48 |
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This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine. 07/09/20 21:09:05 |
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The greatest cross-over film of 2020; 08/07/20 2:07:21 |
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After killing his pet termite and stealing his matchbox, John Wick goes after the colony of fire ants responsible... --Glyn Evans
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07/04/20 15:31:26 |
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14/03/20 23:31:47 |
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01/12/19 2:11:41 |
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Row row row your boar, 04/10/19 23:52:11 |
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17/09/19 0:48:12 |
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17/08/19 15:35:01 |
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04/05/19 2:42:49 |
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14/04/19 20:30:09 |
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25/03/17 17:06:22 |
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It's not easy to quit while you're ahead. 28/01/17 20:35:34 |
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...and that's how I burned down the bathroom. 10/10/21 20:11:01 |
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21/08/21 2:59:30 |
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"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough." 18/08/21 6:09:23 |
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I hope you're not talking about the squirrel --Glyn Evans
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"Oh my God, it's full of stars." 22/07/21 2:02:31 |
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05/05/21 15:00:18 |
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26/02/21 20:13:53 |
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Rollin rollin rollin, 07/01/21 1:12:37 |
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"No you idiots, we're supposed to be looking for a giant peach!" 19/12/20 22:01:03 |
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06/12/20 1:40:03 |
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The Tardis doesn't always arrive in optimal locations. 29/11/20 19:50:07 |
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Historical Misunderstanding # 17 21/11/20 16:00:40 |
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It's the only way he could win by a landslide... 18/11/20 15:31:00 |
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That's the perfect distance to be from New York. 25/10/20 20:14:38 |
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12/09/20 16:27:10 |
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Nobody cares where you hide anymore Waldo! 10/09/20 0:55:33 |
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29/08/20 1:00:15 |
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Let's make a happy little seedling. --Scrijjy Doo
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26/08/20 15:32:12 |
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What? They have a slimming effect... 18/08/20 1:56:05 |
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Nine out of ten dentist prefer if you don't do this. 07/08/20 6:03:19 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 05/08/20 4:58:51 |
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30/05/20 5:19:26 |
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26/04/20 2:33:36 |
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It's a slippery slope... --Charles Gilbert
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The origin story of Mustard-Man left a little to be desired... 02/04/20 15:25:10 |
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Colonel Mustard on the street with a supersoaker. --Scrijjy Doo
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The flies are a nice touch. It's all about the accessorizing... 14/10/19 20:53:22 |
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13/09/19 1:16:16 |
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09/04/19 1:09:48 |
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👠--Scrappy Doo
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15/10/21 20:11:34 |
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Must've been as high as a kite. :) --Karyn Harrison
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02/10/21 21:00:27 |
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Well sure, she's hot... but her ears are way too big. 01/09/21 15:41:29 |
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"I got a bike for my bride." 15/06/21 20:04:13 |
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Do you have a few minutes to discuss our lord and saviour Godzilla? 01/06/21 20:36:54 |
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"Where do peaple come from mommy?" 28/04/21 15:08:35 |
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27/02/21 18:20:00 |
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Yes, but this is Atkins' son. --Willie Johnson
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"In the event of an emergency your seat may become a Volvo." 20/02/21 20:14:26 |
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16/02/21 20:17:59 |
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This shit is what my food eats Sharon. 29/01/21 20:20:31 |
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"Bring me the cat that I might stroke it whilst contemplating world domination..." 06/01/21 5:08:19 |
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I can't wait to unwrap that one! 24/12/20 21:08:34 |
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This is why women live longer. 18/12/20 0:39:32 |
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22/11/20 21:07:22 |
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24/10/20 23:38:37 |
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He's somebody's druncle? --Willie Johnson
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16/10/20 21:05:21 |
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"Someone's been sitting on my loo." said little bear... and the seat's still warm. 12/09/20 3:44:52 |
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10/09/20 0:51:49 |
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Meanwhile, inside Schrodinger's box... 08/09/20 15:33:16 |
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I don't know, these philosophers. This is what happens when you leave Schrondinger to an acid trip holding a Rubik's cube... --Glyn Evans
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more captions
Good caption, it's something to crow about.
9:49pm
comment on caption:
Murder at dawn. [Charles Gilbert]
I hope you're not talking about the squirrel
8:08am
comment on caption:
"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough." [Charles Gilbert]
A brilliant disguise, but the sandals are a dead giveaway.
10:53pm
comment on caption:
He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]
Crust the redeemer...
...of coupons.
4:38am
comment on caption:
He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]
It's great that they've chopped Jesus up into enough pieces to share around. There's nothing like a freshly toasted piece of torso!
1:29pm
comment on caption:
He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]
Kind of a cross between Jesus feeding the multitude and communion. Right Glyn?
7:34pm
comment on caption:
He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]
"What were you thinking? What will the general public think? She could have been a spy for fuck's sake Bill! At least you weren't sucking or being sucked off by a guy, the White House would never recover from the publicity. I'm not being homophobic but it's just a woman's easier to sell to homophobic voters"
7:27am
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." [Charles Gilbert]
Must've been as high as a kite. :)
8:20pm
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I used to be a Coke addict. [Charles Gilbert]
The original formula for Coca Cola actually had cocaine in it (coca leaf extract). That's where the "Coca" in the name comes from.
8:39am
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I used to be a Coke addict. [Charles Gilbert]
The original formula for Coca Cola actually had cocaine in it (coca leaf extract). That's where the "Coca" in the name comes from.
(Oops, I posted this twice. Must have been the "cocka-two" or "two-can" reference.)
8:40am
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I used to be a Coke addict. [Charles Gilbert]