Poultry in motion.

02/01/17 20:29:37

This bike is a real chick magnet.

02/01/17 20:28:23

Dorygami.

03/01/17 23:50:21

You gotta train them early...

25/03/17 17:06:22

It's not easy to quit while you're ahead.

28/01/17 20:35:34

Suspect appears cagey...

05/02/17 18:20:21

Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay?

01/02/17 1:19:32

Dave's third wish did not go as planned.

22/01/17 22:03:53

These make my feet qwert.

14/01/17 19:43:37

"Okay, try it meow."

28/01/19 0:55:39

"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil."

27/01/19 0:52:19

It tastes good, but the gilt afterwards...

11/04/17 2:36:33

Ooh a penny!

21/03/17 21:04:21

Dyslexics Untie!

12/02/17 1:15:52

"First name?"
"Harry."
"Last name?"
"Houdini."
...
"Shit."

05/02/17 18:23:15

Oh my dear Lard.

27/01/17 15:22:13

That's the last time we buy a tank at IKEA.

24/01/17 17:43:10

Free Pearl necklace with the purchase of each Magnolia...

04/05/17 19:03:42

whoa...
I just had the most intense Q-bert flashback ever dude.

24/03/17 22:55:18

Unbeweavable.

21/03/17 21:09:14

Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"


you read that in his voice didn't you?

16/03/17 1:09:51

So, the pothole you 'can' hit...

14/03/17 4:31:54

Welease the Quackin!

02/03/17 22:26:51

Meanwhile... back at Spiderman headquarters...

21/02/17 4:20:29

She looks a bit flushed.

19/02/17 17:55:02

If you like it then you shoulda put a ringer on it.

19/02/17 17:54:24

The Michelin Man's origins were shrouded in mystery...

...and probably should have stayed that way.

17/02/17 20:40:09

"Can you hair me now? Good."

17/02/17 6:22:46

His shadow looks like a preying mantis... just sayin.

13/02/17 17:40:06

"I must go, my people need me."

12/02/17 1:17:29

Pretty fly... for a white guy's lawn.

08/02/17 17:54:39

This emuses me.

05/02/17 20:02:54

Prolly wants a cracker.

05/02/17 18:19:34

So... it's a French road?

05/02/17 5:50:10

Found Waldo!

04/02/17 1:23:32

Yes we had street corner telephone booths... and we liked it!

02/02/17 4:08:35

A bird in the bush is worth two on the bench.

01/02/17 3:55:02

After harpooning the whale Alfred had no choice but to follow through on the kill.

01/02/17 1:21:33

See... this is why we don't drink the cool-aid.

31/01/17 1:20:34

Now go forth my minions of minimum destruction!

Muhahahahaha...

29/01/17 18:48:53

...under my gunbrella. (Ella ella eh eh eh)

29/01/17 18:42:50

Allow me to explain using interpretive dance.

29/01/17 18:30:33

The Lost Neck Monster.

28/01/17 0:52:57

I said pull my finger right now young man!

24/01/17 17:39:55

Ocular migraine.

23/01/17 1:23:49

It's not easy being green.

18/01/17 0:16:03

It's all about accessorising.

18/01/17 0:14:34

Well... where did you think little Tardis's came from?

18/01/17 0:05:51

All in all it's just another lick in the wall.

17/01/17 23:59:17

How can ewe not be lichen this?

17/01/17 23:45:36