Poultry in motion.

02/01/17 20:29:37

This bike is a real chick magnet.

02/01/17 20:28:23

Dorygami.

03/01/17 23:50:21

Cutting room floor.

14/04/19 20:30:09

You gotta train them early...

25/03/17 17:06:22

It's not easy to quit while you're ahead.

28/01/17 20:35:34

He is risen!

09/04/19 1:09:48

Minor problems.

20/03/19 21:29:54

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

16/03/19 22:53:39

Come-As-Your-Favorite-Band night can now commence!

06/03/19 0:18:12

Suspect appears cagey...

05/02/17 18:20:21

Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay?

01/02/17 1:19:32

Dave's third wish did not go as planned.

22/01/17 22:03:53

These make my feet qwert.

14/01/17 19:43:37

Cowabanga!

06/04/19 2:24:38

"I'd like to make a deposit."

02/04/19 4:55:30

"I find your lack of kale disturbing."

23/03/19 19:56:53

I can see my house from here!

23/03/19 19:54:17

When your fetishes align...

03/03/19 20:49:28

"Okay, try it meow."

28/01/19 0:55:39

"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil."

27/01/19 0:52:19

It tastes good, but the gilt afterwards...

11/04/17 3:36:33

Ooh a penny!

21/03/17 21:04:21

Dyslexics Untie!

12/02/17 1:15:52

"First name?"
"Harry."
"Last name?"
"Houdini."
...
"Shit."

05/02/17 18:23:15

Oh my dear Lard.

27/01/17 15:22:13

That's the last time we buy a tank at IKEA.

24/01/17 17:43:10

Smoke no evil gets no credit.

Sat 1:46:25

Thanks for the mammaries...

Thu 4:28:25

Guy Fieri's high school days were rough.

06/04/19 2:20:12

Ewe are the wind beneath my wings.

25/03/19 22:05:12

"Operation Bleat Fleet commence!"
Muhauhauha... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

25/03/19 22:04:20

23-19!
23-19!

23/03/19 20:00:39

Cut!

Print!

21/03/19 4:36:13

"Sure he's a bit noisy up there, but HBO comes in clear as a bell now."

03/03/19 20:47:20

"Cancer. What's your sign?"

03/03/19 20:40:02

Tailor maid.

03/03/19 20:39:22

Are you feeling thorny baby?

18/02/19 21:23:50

Free Pearl necklace with the purchase of each Magnolia...

04/05/17 20:03:42

whoa...
I just had the most intense Q-bert flashback ever dude.

24/03/17 22:55:18

Unbeweavable.

21/03/17 21:09:14

Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"


you read that in his voice didn't you?

16/03/17 1:09:51

So, the pothole you 'can' hit...

14/03/17 4:31:54

Welease the Quackin!

02/03/17 22:26:51

Meanwhile... back at Spiderman headquarters...

21/02/17 4:20:29

She looks a bit flushed.

19/02/17 17:55:02

If you like it then you shoulda put a ringer on it.

19/02/17 17:54:24

The Michelin Man's origins were shrouded in mystery...

...and probably should have stayed that way.

17/02/17 20:40:09

"Can you hair me now? Good."

17/02/17 6:22:46

His shadow looks like a preying mantis... just sayin.

13/02/17 17:40:06

"I must go, my people need me."

12/02/17 1:17:29

Pretty fly... for a white guy's lawn.

08/02/17 17:54:39

This emuses me.

05/02/17 20:02:54

Prolly wants a cracker.

05/02/17 18:19:34

So... it's a French road?

05/02/17 5:50:10

Found Waldo!

04/02/17 1:23:32

Yes we had street corner telephone booths... and we liked it!

02/02/17 4:08:35

A bird in the bush is worth two on the bench.

01/02/17 3:55:02

After harpooning the whale Alfred had no choice but to follow through on the kill.

01/02/17 1:21:33

See... this is why we don't drink the cool-aid.

31/01/17 1:20:34

Now go forth my minions of minimum destruction!

Muhahahahaha...

29/01/17 18:48:53

...under my gunbrella. (Ella ella eh eh eh)

29/01/17 18:42:50

Allow me to explain using interpretive dance.

29/01/17 18:30:33

The Lost Neck Monster.

28/01/17 0:52:57

I said pull my finger right now young man!

24/01/17 17:39:55

Ocular migraine.

23/01/17 1:23:49

It's not easy being green.

18/01/17 0:16:03

It's all about accessorising.

18/01/17 0:14:34

Well... where did you think little Tardis's came from?

18/01/17 0:05:51

All in all it's just another lick in the wall.

17/01/17 23:59:17

How can ewe not be lichen this?

17/01/17 23:45:36

Leaf it to Beaver.

16/01/17 3:50:13

Children of the porn.

16/01/17 3:49:45

You're probably wondering why I called you all here today...

16/01/17 3:49:11

Leave it to cleavage.

14/01/17 19:45:24

Meanwhile... back at Guantanamo.

14/01/17 19:42:44

Cailllou had not handled childhood fame well.

13/01/17 15:06:55

Pepperidge farms remembers.

13/01/17 4:48:30

SCIATICA!!!

08/01/17 20:49:09

How very French.

08/01/17 20:47:47

Mamma always said, stupid is as stupid does.

08/01/17 20:46:37

Hello... kitty?

06/01/17 1:37:47

In Soviet Russia, book writes you.

04/01/17 19:44:41

So buff even his pits are chiselled.

04/01/17 18:38:18

"I'm doing my part!"

04/01/17 18:30:02

There's really no wrong way to use a Margarita tub...

01/01/17 19:43:02

Mr. Tumnus has let himself go.

30/12/16 5:56:53

Victoria's Secrete.

Sat 1:47:34

In-crease rotational figure seven times.

Thu 4:31:25

"For Asgard!"

Thu 4:25:18

Well that's just grout.

14/04/19 20:29:10

Still a tide commercial...

13/04/19 17:17:20

Buns of steal... no really... I stole this.

09/04/19 1:10:47

Gluten for punishment.

09/04/19 1:07:25

Everything's gonna be all white...

06/04/19 4:55:23

Get ready to steer.

06/04/19 2:25:53

To Ford-give is Bovine.

06/04/19 2:22:54

Wrists of steel.

01/04/19 5:36:26

Feelers...
nothing more than feelers...

30/03/19 23:47:19

Joe Dirt... the early years.

29/03/19 23:25:33

LGTBQP

29/03/19 14:10:00

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

27/03/19 15:53:24

"Well, not until he's been breast fed!"

26/03/19 23:55:08

When your bouillon cube noodles turn out so well that you feel all gilty.

24/03/19 19:14:35

How come there's no ladders in this game?...

23/03/19 20:02:22

"Trusssst in me..."

23/03/19 20:01:37

The day the grass spoke.

23/03/19 19:07:27

You will be baked... and then there will be cake.

20/03/19 21:28:28

She's out of her gourd!

19/03/19 0:16:48

Squeerel!

18/03/19 0:16:38

These Apple updates are starting to get on my nerves.

17/03/19 16:08:15

Honey I shrunk everything... well almost everything.

17/03/19 16:07:23

Some of these pictures seriously need a zoom function...

16/03/19 22:56:22

Naw, it wasn't the best I've had... but it was cheep.

16/03/19 3:57:57

After scuba you must scruba... Philistines! [Jacques Cousteau]

13/03/19 23:37:55

"Well, you DO have a point"

12/03/19 20:48:37

Feeling drop dead gorgeous right now... might delete later.

11/03/19 0:26:09

Not tonight dear, Octomom has a headache.

11/03/19 0:25:05

Look at me... Look at me.

I am the caption now.

06/03/19 21:56:34

Oh mom, you're so vein.

06/03/19 21:55:38

When your mail-order bride is from Lillipution...

06/03/19 5:23:11

"We all toast down here Richie."

06/03/19 5:19:21

No, I'm not Nick... are you Nick?

06/03/19 5:17:57

Squirrel!!!

06/03/19 0:23:14

In my S cargo trunk of course.

03/03/19 20:52:12

Only in France...

03/03/19 20:48:03

Outstanding in their field.

03/03/19 20:42:33

Feelers...

...nothing more than, feelers.

02/03/19 4:06:05

This has been a test of the Eyemercency Broad-cast system.

This was only a test.

01/03/19 1:58:53

For Redwall!

01/03/19 1:20:27

What? It's studded!

24/02/19 5:13:06

Hold my beer.

20/02/19 1:56:58

You will roo this day.

18/02/19 21:28:35

On the next... Amazon Has Talent!

09/02/19 21:31:31

Why... it's custurd of course.

09/02/19 16:44:14

If you're not the lead dog the scenery never changes...

09/02/19 16:39:57

'cause he's a juice box hero...

09/02/19 16:32:56

Nope. Chuck Testa.

29/01/19 20:43:13

Jesus weft.

27/01/19 16:44:39

Yeti digress.

27/01/19 16:39:44

Ricola!!!

27/01/19 16:35:37

Spoiler alert; New live action Care Bears movie sucks. Pass it on.

27/01/19 1:03:10

This is why I won't shop at Wicker Land anymore.

27/01/19 1:00:13

Try the Palpoutine cheese-curd/gravy fries... and tip your server.

27/01/19 0:56:05

Don't know. Feeling hot right now. Might delete later.

27/01/19 0:46:43

Chairberus the three headed seat of Satan.

30/07/17 16:20:01

How very French...

28/06/17 15:03:04

He did Nazi that coming.

20/06/17 15:05:34

We get it.

You vape.

25/05/17 15:12:06

~Directed by M. Night Shyamalan~

24/05/17 6:20:25

The old gypsy lady had told Bob that he'd end up living in Paris... she just didn't tell him it would be Ontario.

02/05/17 3:53:51

Jacob?!

02/05/17 3:46:44

Having a smoke while the little lady rows... that's a paddlin.

05/04/17 20:33:47

"Where's my Hossenfeffer?!"

03/04/17 23:56:12

Bill and Ted's Asian Adventure.

24/03/17 23:00:25

Makin fun of our hats?... ooh you better bet that's a paddlin.

24/03/17 22:50:05

Ken was a kept man...

24/03/17 22:43:45

Barbie's Slay House!

24/03/17 22:43:13

um... so yeah, that demonic face just behind her shoulder is really creeping me out.

24/03/17 22:39:35

Why does everyone keep calling me Mat?

24/03/17 22:36:35

Oh my God! Where did his head go?

24/03/17 22:34:52

This woman will never be attacked by a tiger.

21/03/17 21:34:53

I don't know about these Hindu God types...

21/03/17 21:33:55

Well I for one welcome our symbiote arachnoid overlords with open arms, and furthermore...

21/03/17 21:13:40

Crikey! What's he got growin down under then?

21/03/17 21:11:29

The Autobots in Asia are very polite.

21/03/17 21:06:10

We shall over comb!

18/03/17 16:29:10

...and don't eat the big white mint.

16/03/17 1:07:15

A man must have a name...

10/03/17 15:04:59

The gull of some people...

09/03/17 2:12:32

Welcome to afghan-istan.

15/02/17 20:21:36

Missed a spot.

15/02/17 20:16:31

KFML's last-man-touching-the-car radio contest announces its toughest challenge yet!

13/02/17 17:34:47

Keep your damned Klondike bar!

11/02/17 16:54:02

"Do I have something in my beak?"

10/02/17 16:10:10

...and that Halloween we all went as Casper the pointy ghost.

10/02/17 16:08:10

...and here we have a rare Village-People casting audition photo.

08/02/17 21:16:08

Well that escalated quickly...

08/02/17 4:58:58

Tea toe toddlers.

07/02/17 5:57:38

Is it 16 or 151? I'm so confused.

06/02/17 15:49:54

windows Explorer has stopped working...

06/02/17 15:47:10

It was all gravy after that.

05/02/17 23:00:06

The Kenclucky derby.

05/02/17 20:20:27

Hey... whatever makes your drums tick.

05/02/17 20:10:36

"You are number six."

05/02/17 16:34:45

Phill?

04/02/17 17:44:02

and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

04/02/17 16:37:59

"Platform thirteen and three quarters?.. think you're being funny do you?

03/02/17 20:59:30

It's a serape... look it up.

02/02/17 4:12:48

The library of Alexandria is closed until further notice.

02/02/17 4:11:54

How it feels to wear 5 gum.

01/02/17 14:08:17

Before this day Frank didn't give two shits.

30/01/17 18:45:32

Rorschach's wife.

28/01/17 0:54:21

No... I'm Batman.

22/01/17 22:13:51

One small step for man... one giant leap for equine.

22/01/17 22:13:07

Brokeback Mounting.

22/01/17 22:10:25

Combining Christmas with Halloween... priceless.

14/01/17 20:02:05

This is outstanding in its field.

09/01/17 18:38:30

Who's a good Cerberus? You are... yes you are.

07/01/17 21:49:01

Charlotte!

07/01/17 15:49:59