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Charles Gilbert
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Captions log; star date 94621.92 We have encountered a strange colony of verbose aliens and have beamed down a landing party to investigate.
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£50  26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
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"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete." 06/10/20 20:37:49 |
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Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough. 27/02/21 20:08:30 |
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Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 20:20:24 |
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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey." 27/04/19 4:36:40 |
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02/01/17 20:29:37 |
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. 12/03/21 20:11:23 |
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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister? --Karyn Harrison
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27/09/19 15:28:48 |
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16/02/21 20:08:08 |
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I will never understand bowling. 17/08/19 20:19:36 |
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03/10/20 16:41:30 |
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10/05/20 6:58:15 |
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Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953. 15/03/20 16:06:31 |
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This bike is a real chick magnet. 02/01/17 20:28:23 |
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06/05/21 14:55:41 |
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07/02/21 18:21:19 |
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They've already got that covered. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/21 22:38:58 |
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19/01/21 20:21:03 |
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27/11/20 20:26:16 |
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"Danmit Sarah! I put a lot of work into making your birthday breakfast special!" 10/09/20 1:04:09 |
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13/06/20 17:17:39 |
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Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that... --Charles Gilbert
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Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants. 23/10/19 20:22:13 |
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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! 14/09/19 21:52:19 |
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03/01/17 23:50:21 |
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The Russian remake of Rocky sucks. 24/04/21 17:18:32 |
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Humanity's last ditch effort to defeat the Covid virus by enlarging it goes horribly wrong. 05/03/21 20:26:17 |
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"Got a package people! Coming through." 28/02/21 15:25:15 |
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Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard. 27/02/21 18:21:41 |
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24/02/21 20:35:00 |
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...and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. 24/02/21 20:32:36 |
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08/02/21 23:09:49 |
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01/02/21 20:15:06 |
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23/01/21 23:01:21 |
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? 10/01/21 22:11:09 |
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Neigh --Vivvy En
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"Where we're going we don't need sidewalks Marty." 05/01/21 15:19:38 |
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Yes, but how are you going to get up to 88 mph? --Willie Johnson
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03/12/20 5:22:15 |
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11/10/20 20:01:59 |
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"Have either of you kids seen like a Really big rabbit run through here?" 09/10/20 3:11:48 |
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This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine. 07/09/20 21:09:05 |
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The greatest cross-over film of 2020; 08/07/20 2:07:21 |
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After killing his pet termite and stealing his matchbox, John Wick goes after the colony of fire ants responsible... --Glyn Evans
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07/04/20 15:31:26 |
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14/03/20 23:31:47 |
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01/12/19 2:11:41 |
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Row row row your boar, 04/10/19 23:52:11 |
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17/09/19 0:48:12 |
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17/08/19 15:35:01 |
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04/05/19 2:42:49 |
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14/04/19 20:30:09 |
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25/03/17 17:06:22 |
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It's not easy to quit while you're ahead. 28/01/17 20:35:34 |
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"Oh my God, it's full of stars." 22/07/21 2:02:31 |
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20/07/21 14:47:56 |
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05/05/21 15:00:18 |
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26/02/21 20:13:53 |
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Rollin rollin rollin, 07/01/21 1:12:37 |
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"No you idiots, we're supposed to be looking for a giant peach!" 19/12/20 22:01:03 |
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06/12/20 1:40:03 |
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The Tardis doesn't always arrive in optimal locations. 29/11/20 19:50:07 |
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Historical Misunderstanding # 17 21/11/20 16:00:40 |
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It's the only way he could win by a landslide... 18/11/20 15:31:00 |
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That's the perfect distance to be from New York. 25/10/20 20:14:38 |
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12/09/20 16:27:10 |
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Nobody cares where you hide anymore Waldo! 10/09/20 0:55:33 |
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29/08/20 1:00:15 |
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Let's make a happy little seedling. --Scrijjy Doo
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26/08/20 15:32:12 |
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What? They have a slimming effect... 18/08/20 1:56:05 |
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Nine out of ten dentist prefer if you don't do this. 07/08/20 6:03:19 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 05/08/20 4:58:51 |
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30/05/20 5:19:26 |
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26/04/20 2:33:36 |
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It's a slippery slope... --Charles Gilbert
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The origin story of Mustard-Man left a little to be desired... 02/04/20 15:25:10 |
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Colonel Mustard on the street with a supersoaker. --Scrijjy Doo
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The flies are a nice touch. It's all about the accessorizing... 14/10/19 20:53:22 |
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13/09/19 1:16:16 |
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09/04/19 1:09:48 |
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👠--Scrappy Doo
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"I got a bike for my bride." 15/06/21 20:04:13 |
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Do you have a few minutes to discuss our lord and saviour Godzilla? 01/06/21 20:36:54 |
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"Where do peaple come from mommy?" 28/04/21 15:08:35 |
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27/02/21 18:20:00 |
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Yes, but this is Atkins' son. --Willie Johnson
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"In the event of an emergency your seat may become a Volvo." 20/02/21 20:14:26 |
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16/02/21 20:17:59 |
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This shit is what my food eats Sharon. 29/01/21 20:20:31 |
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"Bring me the cat that I might stroke it whilst contemplating world domination..." 06/01/21 5:08:19 |
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I can't wait to unwrap that one! 24/12/20 21:08:34 |
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This is why women live longer. 18/12/20 0:39:32 |
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22/11/20 21:07:22 |
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17/11/20 21:36:58 |
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24/10/20 23:38:37 |
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He's somebody's druncle? --Willie Johnson
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16/10/20 21:05:21 |
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"Someone's been sitting on my loo." said little bear... and the seat's still warm. 12/09/20 3:44:52 |
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10/09/20 0:51:49 |
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Meanwhile, inside Schrodinger's box... 08/09/20 15:33:16 |
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I don't know, these philosophers. This is what happens when you leave Schrondinger to an acid trip holding a Rubik's cube... --Glyn Evans
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I never said Sargent Simon Says... 30/08/20 23:40:09 |
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Then there was that time I had to take my big sister to the prom. 30/08/20 23:34:03 |
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Try the mushrooms they said, it will be fun they said... 27/08/20 1:28:39 |
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12/08/20 5:12:28 |
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Phil was completely unprepared for the rapture. 03/06/20 14:20:20 |
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13/05/20 5:32:58 |
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02/04/20 1:32:28 |
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It's French. You wouldn't understand. 22/02/20 20:06:53 |
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Steven Seagal's roll choices have really gone downhill. 22/02/20 20:03:31 |
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04/02/20 20:00:44 |
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Maybe he's born with it... maybe its Neighbelline. 01/02/20 16:44:47 |
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On the next... 22/01/20 6:01:58 |
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They can bearly contain their excrement! 06/10/19 21:36:23 |
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26/08/19 3:55:59 |
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Gay pride week wasn't at all like I expected. 17/08/19 19:34:18 |
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16/07/19 5:30:21 |
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30/04/19 20:21:45 |
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There have been frostier receptions, but not many. 27/04/19 4:28:27 |
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20/03/19 21:29:54 |
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16/03/19 22:53:39 |
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Come-As-Your-Favorite-Band night can now commence! 06/03/19 0:18:12 |
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05/02/17 18:20:21 |
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Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay? 01/02/17 1:19:32 |
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Dave's third wish did not go as planned. 22/01/17 22:03:53 |
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14/01/17 19:43:37 |
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"When you asked me if I wanted to feel the worlds longest tongue this is not what I expected." 23/07/21 5:03:38 |
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08/07/21 20:09:54 |
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Who lives in a camcorder under the sea?... 08/07/21 1:14:19 |
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08/07/21 1:12:48 |
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06/07/21 1:25:48 |
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Wow, Lost in Space. You must be nearly as old as me (or maybe you just saw the movie). --Willie Johnson
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"So I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... but that's another story." 19/05/21 20:13:00 |
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"For the last time, stop calling me Captain Morgan!" 19/05/21 1:11:25 |
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16/05/21 16:13:12 |
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At least she didn't give me crabs... 14/05/21 20:28:43 |
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07/05/21 1:03:20 |
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They took away his cookies... he took over their street. 04/05/21 14:58:56 |
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Well that's going down the Dwayne. 22/04/21 4:46:52 |
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This year's pride parade wasn't at all what Frank expected. 18/04/21 22:11:50 |
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After a long day of work the kid is totally bushed. 17/04/21 20:09:08 |
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Unlike his clients. --Willie Johnson
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anyone else see the UFO in the upper right corner? 21/03/21 20:01:13 |
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I thought that was a bit of crud on my screen. --Stephen Bean
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They used to call them Jumpolines until this chick. 21/03/21 16:17:39 |
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I heard that Oscar Mayer was a sponsor... but I don't see the ad. 27/02/21 20:10:08 |
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Hope you're not hinting at a stereotype? --Mauris Iocus
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"I told you that loading Google-Maps into the autopilot was a bad idea Carl..." 20/02/21 20:21:29 |
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20/02/21 20:10:46 |
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Ask me about my belly button tattoo. 12/02/21 20:16:02 |
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When you get in close it's actually a tribute to his hero Rocky...♫ It's the Eye of the Spider ... nest ♫ --Mauris Iocus
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"If you guess what's in my fist you can have it..." 11/02/21 20:00:55 |
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08/02/21 19:36:37 |
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05/02/21 0:59:12 |
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31/01/21 20:03:12 |
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I've only got nine lives, I don't have time for your games human. 29/01/21 20:44:59 |
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23/01/21 23:04:29 |
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06/01/21 5:06:47 |
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22/12/20 1:14:43 |
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22/12/20 1:11:47 |
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Ooh, my birthday card just arrived I'll have to call you back. 17/12/20 2:24:48 |
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17/11/20 21:36:27 |
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"Foiled again" again. (Tue 20:00:07) --Willie Johnson
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07/11/20 5:22:51 |
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My ex-wife kept the house. 01/11/20 22:14:55 |
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Is that anything like punch-a-hobo day? 28/10/20 23:06:40 |
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25/10/20 20:14:03 |
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23/10/20 1:26:27 |
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11/10/20 20:00:45 |
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes II 10/10/20 22:49:26 |
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06/10/20 20:39:50 |
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"We aren't in Kansas anymo... wait, wait yes we are." 26/09/20 23:52:44 |
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I want to be able to read her shirt so much... 14/09/20 4:02:48 |
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Se what happens when you go vegan??? See?! 13/09/20 2:06:58 |
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Louis Pasteur: The early years. 10/09/20 0:57:50 |
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01/09/20 4:18:34 |
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29/08/20 0:59:43 |
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And some age too I presume. --Willie Johnson
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You can tell he really digs her. 30/07/20 20:30:52 |
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Weddings/Exorcisms while you wait. 28/07/20 14:59:43 |
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...so we put some hair around it and nobody has missed it since. 10/06/20 15:54:49 |
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27/05/20 20:09:24 |
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Where will you be when the Ex Lax kicks in? 26/05/20 15:25:44 |
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22/05/20 20:16:17 |
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05/05/20 14:45:43 |
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Sorry I burrowed your toothbrush. 10/04/20 5:36:55 |
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Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
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I see the Canada geese are migrating... 07/04/20 15:27:47 |
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31/03/20 23:36:54 |
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In hindsight installing the one way mirrored windows backwards was a bad idea... 19/02/20 21:21:19 |
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"If we get out of this I'm going to fin-slap the shit out of you Carl." 14/02/20 1:52:56 |
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01/02/20 16:41:50 |
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15/01/20 17:50:45 |
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Ooh ooh I know this one. Is it... Orlando Bloom? 14/01/20 1:25:12 |
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14/01/20 0:43:31 |
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01/12/19 2:14:44 |
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Horus is looking dapper these days. 11/10/19 17:44:55 |
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~Charlotte's Web III~ 05/10/19 0:13:18 |
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...and this little piggy went, "WTF man?" 04/10/19 23:44:09 |
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22/09/19 23:52:47 |
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"Something off my shoulder perhaps, Mr. Beeblebrox? Braised in a white whine sauce?". :^) --Crunchy Chords
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A snake is going to pop out of there, I just know it. 21/09/19 15:35:45 |
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13/09/19 1:20:55 |
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Quit trying to make Bunjeep jumping happen... 08/09/19 20:19:27 |
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Telepaths will be drowned until morale improves. That is all. 07/09/19 6:31:46 |
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"You're not on the fucking team Dad!" 30/08/19 20:40:38 |
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"Same thing we do every day Pinky." 28/08/19 5:31:10 |
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17/08/19 19:33:21 |
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Look at me. Look at me... 12/07/19 5:01:19 |
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Well it was good enough for the gander! 25/04/19 23:21:19 |
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02/04/19 4:55:30 |
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"I find your lack of kale disturbing." 23/03/19 19:56:53 |
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more captions
Wait until Anon hears about this...
6:30pm
comment on caption:
Motherfucker! That's my photograph! I can prove it.
That's my fucking shadow!
This shit is mine... just want you all to know... I took this photo.
true story [Charles Gilbert]
Where are the down votes when you need them?
7:45pm
comment on caption:
Motherfucker! That's my photograph! I can prove it.
That's my fucking shadow!
This shit is mine... just want you all to know... I took this photo.
true story [Charles Gilbert]
If what you say is true, click on the name at the bottom of the picture and contact the poster.
8:09pm
comment on caption:
Motherfucker! That's my photograph! I can prove it.
That's my fucking shadow!
This shit is mine... just want you all to know... I took this photo.
true story [Charles Gilbert]
It's not often that a photographer self-owns about a picture taking mistake they made.
8:14pm
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Motherfucker! That's my photograph! I can prove it.
That's my fucking shadow!
This shit is mine... just want you all to know... I took this photo.
true story [Charles Gilbert]
Thank you so much for proving the cursing = no talent or humour theory.
11:44am
comment on caption:
Motherfucker! That's my photograph! I can prove it.
That's my fucking shadow!
This shit is mine... just want you all to know... I took this photo.
true story [Charles Gilbert]
And they smiled through their tears.
5:55am
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They only got there after a while. [Charles Gilbert]
A couple of these would be attempted murder.
9:52pm
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Twelve of these in rush-hour would be murder... [Charles Gilbert]
Wow, Lost in Space. You must be nearly as old as me (or maybe you just saw the movie).
10:51am
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"Will Robinson I presume..." [Charles Gilbert]
"It was so fun, I wanted to show you what it was like."
9:01am
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"Neuter 'me' will you?..." [Charles Gilbert]
Fonzzzzz?
Let's hope he runs an ayyyyyyypiary.
7:32pm
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Henry Winkler... covered in bees! [Charles Gilbert]