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Charles Gilbert

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lol x3

26/01/20 21:58:13

Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson

Board with your normal cereal?

17/08/19 20:20:24

clever

"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey."

27/04/19 4:36:40

Poultry in motion.

02/01/17 20:29:37

Looking for organ donor.

27/09/19 15:28:48

I will never understand bowling.

17/08/19 20:19:36

That's not whispering...

10/05/20 6:58:15

Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953.

15/03/20 16:06:31

This bike is a real chick magnet.

02/01/17 20:28:23

Understanding Women: Volume 1

13/06/20 17:17:39

Perhaps a nod to 20:00:37 --Stephen Bean

Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants.

23/10/19 20:22:13

He looks like he's at the end of his rope!

14/09/19 21:52:19

Dorygami.

03/01/17 23:50:21

The bottle says SPF 3000.

07/04/20 15:31:26

No! I'm Farticus!

14/03/20 23:31:47

Trainsquatting.

01/12/19 2:11:41

Row row row your boar,
gently down the stream...

Murkily murkily murkily murkily,
life is but a meme.

04/10/19 23:52:11

Lady Gaga?... is that you?

17/09/19 0:48:12

That takes guts.

17/08/19 15:35:01

Victors Secret

04/05/19 2:42:49

Cutting room floor.

14/04/19 20:30:09

You gotta train them early...

25/03/17 17:06:22

It's not easy to quit while you're ahead.

28/01/17 20:35:34

Sandy... is that you?

30/05/20 5:19:26

creative

Dat's... my... Speedo.

This is how we do it up on Pointo Peako.

I just wanna hear you screaming, "Why? you freak, oh!"

In this banana hammock that I call my Speedo!

¡esquiarlo!

26/04/20 2:33:36

It's a slippery slope... --Charles Gilbert

The origin story of Mustard-Man left a little to be desired...

02/04/20 15:25:10

Colonel Mustard on the street with a supersoaker. --Scrijjy Doo

The flies are a nice touch. It's all about the accessorizing...

14/10/19 20:53:22

We get it. You vape.

13/09/19 1:16:16

He is risen!

09/04/19 1:09:48

👍 --Scrappy Doo

Phil was completely unprepared for the rapture.

03/06/20 14:20:20

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

13/05/20 5:32:58

Jim Carry... the early years.

02/04/20 1:32:28

It's French. You wouldn't understand.

22/02/20 20:06:53

Steven Seagal's roll choices have really gone downhill.

22/02/20 20:03:31

The dead abide.

04/02/20 20:00:44

Maybe he's born with it... maybe its Neighbelline.

01/02/20 16:44:47

On the next...

Reveal Your Calf Tattoo!

22/01/20 6:01:58

They can bearly contain their excrement!

06/10/19 21:36:23

Theeer's a seagull-on-the-head-of-a-man-on-a-horse-on-a-crypt-on-a-hill-in-a-town-on-the-back-of-a-turtle-on-a-frog-on-a-log-in-a-hole-in-the-middle-of-the-sea.............

26/08/19 3:55:59

Gay pride week wasn't at all like I expected.

17/08/19 19:34:18

You wanna pizza me?!

16/07/19 5:30:21

Yes, we catch your drift.

30/04/19 20:21:45

There have been frostier receptions, but not many.

27/04/19 4:28:27

Minor problems.

20/03/19 21:29:54

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

16/03/19 22:53:39

Come-As-Your-Favorite-Band night can now commence!

06/03/19 0:18:12

Suspect appears cagey...

05/02/17 18:20:21

Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay?

01/02/17 1:19:32

Dave's third wish did not go as planned.

22/01/17 22:03:53

These make my feet qwert.

14/01/17 19:43:37

...so we put some hair around it and nobody has missed it since.

10/06/20 15:54:49

You will Roo the day!

06/06/20 15:42:57

There is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are fifteen people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for them. You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track. You have two options:

27/05/20 20:09:24

Where will you be when the Ex Lax kicks in?

26/05/20 15:25:44

Suddenly... pothole!

22/05/20 20:16:17

DUCK!

05/05/20 14:45:43

Sorry I burrowed your toothbrush.

10/04/20 5:36:55

Nice. --Scrijjy Doo

I see the Canada geese are migrating...

07/04/20 15:27:47

Just a little off the top.

05/04/20 17:19:42

Andy Oakley.

31/03/20 23:36:54

In hindsight installing the one way mirrored windows backwards was a bad idea...

19/02/20 21:21:19

"If we get out of this I'm going to fin-slap the shit out of you Carl."

14/02/20 1:52:56

Triggered.

01/02/20 16:41:50

He's gone postal!

15/01/20 17:50:45

Ooh ooh I know this one. Is it... Orlando Bloom?

14/01/20 1:25:12

The Right To Pear Arms.

14/01/20 0:43:31

...and on the ninth day God did all kinds of really weird shit just because it was now there to be done.

01/12/19 2:14:44

Horus is looking dapper these days.

11/10/19 17:44:55

~Charlotte's Web III~
...The Quickening...

05/10/19 0:13:18

...and this little piggy went, "WTF man?"

04/10/19 23:44:09

WILSON!!!

04/10/19 23:43:22

“Good evening," it loafed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

22/09/19 23:52:47

"Something off my shoulder perhaps, Mr. Beeblebrox? Braised in a white whine sauce?". :^) --Crunchy Chords

A snake is going to pop out of there, I just know it.

21/09/19 15:35:45

TAILPIPES

from the

CRYPT

13/09/19 1:20:55

Quit trying to make Bunjeep jumping happen...

08/09/19 20:19:27

Telepaths will be drowned until morale improves. That is all.

07/09/19 6:31:46

"You're not on the fucking team Dad!"

30/08/19 20:40:38

"Same thing we do every day Pinky."

28/08/19 5:31:10

Theeey're Grrrate!

17/08/19 19:33:21

Look at me. Look at me...

I am the captain now.

12/07/19 5:01:19

Well it was good enough for the gander!

25/04/19 23:21:19

Cowabanga!

06/04/19 2:24:38

"I'd like to make a deposit."

02/04/19 4:55:30

"I find your lack of kale disturbing."

23/03/19 19:56:53

I can see my house from here!

23/03/19 19:54:17

When your fetishes align...

03/03/19 20:49:28

"Okay, try it meow."

28/01/19 0:55:39

"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil."

27/01/19 0:52:19

It tastes good, but the gilt afterwards...

11/04/17 3:36:33

Ooh a penny!

21/03/17 21:04:21

Dyslexics Untie!

12/02/17 1:15:52

"First name?"
"Harry."
"Last name?"
"Houdini."
...
"Shit."

05/02/17 18:23:15

Oh my dear Lard.

27/01/17 15:22:13

That's the last time we buy a tank at IKEA.

24/01/17 17:43:10

...but the forth little pigggy made his house in Billy's basement, and that made all the difefrence.

24/06/20 6:38:38

A Pig Named Horse.

24/06/20 6:36:21

Many people don't know that the blockbuster movie "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" was a remake of the obscure black-and-white film; 'Honey I Shrunk The Librarian'.

13/06/20 20:59:18

She's a total beach.

30/05/20 5:19:10

I bet they're silica.

30/05/20 5:18:07

The first zero-emission methane collectors were a bit cumbersome.

18/05/20 15:21:41

Bin there Dump that.

18/05/20 15:14:50

After just a single trampling the group decided that Cycle/Rodeo, or Crodeo for short, was a very bad idea.

13/05/20 5:32:42

"Why won't you let me love you?!"

13/05/20 5:29:18

You've heard of Agent Orange?... well this is Agent Sepia.

Look it up!

06/05/20 3:17:24

SOLD!

21/04/20 15:04:43

help meeeeeeee...

19/04/20 6:24:32

Bin there. Dump that.

10/04/20 21:09:16

Okay, TP is scarce, but cleaning your ass with a toothbrush is just wrong.

10/04/20 5:34:27

"Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord a saviour The Bovine One?"

08/04/20 4:14:47

He didn't kill all of the younglings... he saved one for later.

05/04/20 17:25:22

This picture fills me with trepanation...

05/04/20 17:19:26

What a waste of toilet paper!

31/03/20 23:33:00

Well that’s just grout...

29/03/20 23:31:54

Maybe it’s Maybeline...

29/03/20 23:22:56

Cough no evil.
Touch no evil.
Wash the evil off your hands.

22/03/20 13:59:40

No I didn't help my daughter with her science fair project. Why would you think that?

15/03/20 16:05:03

These Tinder profiles are getting weirder and weirder.

22/02/20 20:05:33

...and that was the last time he ever bet his wife.

22/02/20 20:04:48

Everything's gonna be all white.

22/02/20 18:19:38

"No way!"

"Yahweh."

22/02/20 18:03:46

"Suicide hotline? Yes, I just, well... nothing really mattress anymore."

16/02/20 16:49:29

Antidisestablishmenthairianism.

Look it up!

04/02/20 5:30:10

Who you gonna call?

Fro Busters!

04/02/20 5:27:23

"Attention passengers, this is your Camelaptain speaking. Smoking is strictly prohibited on this flight and in the event of an emergency your seat is most likely not a flotation device."

04/02/20 5:19:44

TERMINATOR 12... This time it's Vegan.

02/02/20 3:43:14

A bird in, the bush is worth three in the hand?...

14/01/20 1:24:02

Do you want Ents? Because that's how you get Ents.

14/01/20 1:22:11

What exactly did you tell Bobby about the birds and the bees anyway?

14/01/20 1:21:00

Now That's a green thumb...

14/01/20 1:17:50

What?! You said you wanted to be branch manager...

14/01/20 0:44:47

"Feed me Seymour!"

15/12/19 21:25:31

Gnomencluckture.

25/10/19 5:31:32

No you can't drive my car just because you shit all over yours!

25/10/19 0:23:59

It started as a wart on my shoulder...

24/10/19 15:40:31

Indiana Jones and the Riders of the Fallen Arch.

23/10/19 20:33:54

Pull over!

23/10/19 20:21:34

Fairdrinkum.

23/10/19 0:17:46

The advent of psycowtropics.

18/10/19 5:32:28

Hmmm, Retread sole... Diamond studded ankle strap...

I figure Kardashian.

18/10/19 5:24:58

Franks' Hairticulture course was going well.

14/10/19 20:56:22

Someday everyone will want a Growhawk of their own.

14/10/19 20:54:45

Powdered... Toast... Maaaaaan!

14/10/19 8:12:47

We thneed this.

14/10/19 1:14:46

Tobac hoe

11/10/19 17:40:55

If I could just not be placed in compromising positions with that shelf elf that'd be great m'kay...

09/10/19 4:52:46

Master has turned Dobby into sock puppets. Dobby's are free!!!

09/10/19 4:51:36

Get twerk!

06/10/19 21:36:56

Why that's a tea-pee of course.

05/10/19 16:37:49

A Trump flush... EUCHRE!

04/10/19 5:46:34

Never look the gift whores in the mouth.

03/10/19 14:43:24

Relax, don't do it.

29/09/19 15:37:35

Stephanie from Lazytown has fallen on hard times.

29/09/19 15:35:31

He touched my balls... I had no other choice.

23/09/19 14:48:33

I love McDonalds too!...

18/09/19 5:52:27

"We're gonna need a bigger rope."

14/09/19 21:54:04

Methead acting.

09/09/19 5:56:29

Why, that's only second degree murder...

07/09/19 6:28:32

You looked...

15/08/19 15:10:58

He's taking this right to bear arms thing a bit far don't you think?

15/08/19 5:45:48

We are not emused!

15/08/19 5:44:33

Some guys just give their girlfriends crabs...

31/07/19 2:06:14

How long is your wiener?

23/07/19 23:13:13

What a twain wreck.

06/07/19 22:09:15

With his new racing stripes he was sure to be the hungriest hippo now...

04/07/19 14:37:10

They're fairly good cops.

01/07/19 21:59:39

On second thought, double sided tape might not have been the best idea.

24/06/19 4:11:47

Putin on the glitz.

22/06/19 16:14:30

[In Case Of Emergency Break Glass]

17/06/19 4:40:14

Bride of Faraday.

20/05/19 22:22:27

Dammit Clark! We've talked about this!

08/05/19 0:25:53

The oracle of Selphi foresaw this...

07/05/19 15:28:59

The management would like me to inform you that our all-you-can-eat pasta special does not include the stuffing of shoulder pads and this will be the last course madame...

06/05/19 19:27:47

Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord a savior Yogi?

29/04/19 15:36:17

Lip Servest.

24/04/19 4:12:07

Has science gone too far?

24/04/19 4:10:23

I've never been so board in my life.

21/04/19 17:17:33

Smoke no evil gets no credit.

20/04/19 1:46:25

Thanks for the mammaries...

18/04/19 4:28:25

Guy Fieri's high school days were rough.

06/04/19 2:20:12

Ewe are the wind beneath my wings.

25/03/19 22:05:12

"Operation Bleat Fleet commence!"
Muhauhauha... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

25/03/19 22:04:20

23-19!
23-19!

23/03/19 20:00:39

Cut!

Print!

21/03/19 4:36:13

"Sure he's a bit noisy up there, but HBO comes in clear as a bell now."

03/03/19 20:47:20

"Cancer. What's your sign?"

03/03/19 20:40:02

Tailor maid.

03/03/19 20:39:22

Are you feeling thorny baby?

18/02/19 21:23:50

Free Pearl necklace with the purchase of each Magnolia...

04/05/17 20:03:42

whoa...
I just had the most intense Q-bert flashback ever dude.

24/03/17 22:55:18

Unbeweavable.

21/03/17 21:09:14

Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"

you read that in his voice didn't you?

16/03/17 1:09:51

So, the pothole you 'can' hit...

14/03/17 4:31:54

Welease the Quackin!

02/03/17 22:26:51

Meanwhile... back at Spiderman headquarters...

21/02/17 4:20:29

She looks a bit flushed.

19/02/17 17:55:02

If you like it then you shoulda put a ringer on it.

19/02/17 17:54:24

The Michelin Man's origins were shrouded in mystery...

...and probably should have stayed that way.

17/02/17 20:40:09

"Can you hair me now? Good."

17/02/17 6:22:46

His shadow looks like a preying mantis... just sayin.

13/02/17 17:40:06

"I must go, my people need me."

12/02/17 1:17:29

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Congratulations Charles. Great caption

The Wolf

01/02/20
8:29am

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"No time for questions, just get on!" [Charles Gilbert]

Well deserved Charles!

Chris Keegan

01/02/20
5:16pm

comment on caption:

"No time for questions, just get on!" [Charles Gilbert]

Congratulations, Charles, I'm sure you can Harley wait to spend it.

:^)

Crunchy

Crunchy Chords

01/02/20
7:07pm

comment on caption:

"No time for questions, just get on!" [Charles Gilbert]

Congratulations Charles. Great caption and obscure. Love it

Mr Dome

05/02/20
5:07pm

comment on caption:

"No time for questions, just get on!" [Charles Gilbert]

Colonel Mustard on the street with a supersoaker.

Scrijjy Doo

02/04/20
8:51pm

comment on caption:
The origin story of Mustard-Man left a little to be desired... [Charles Gilbert]

Nice.

Scrijjy Doo

10/04/20
2:29pm

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Sorry I burrowed your toothbrush. [Charles Gilbert]

Justin Bieber's Despacito remixes have really started to go, er, downhill.

;^)

Crunchy Chords

26/04/20
6:25am

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Dat's... my... Speedo.

This is how we do it up on Pointo Peako.

I just wanna hear you screaming, "Why? you freak, oh!"

In this banana hammock that I call my Speedo!

¡esquiarlo!
[Charles Gilbert]

It's a slippery slope...

Charles Gilbert

26/04/20
5:11pm

Hope he's got a condom...you know extra strong?

Woofer 6

31/05/20
4:19pm

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Oh that's just Transvetasaurus Rex... I think he likes you. [Charles Gilbert]

Perhaps a nod to 20:00:37

Stephen Bean

15/06/20
8:03pm

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Understanding Women: Volume 1 [Charles Gilbert]

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