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Charles Gilbert

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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey."

27/04/19 4:36:40

Poultry in motion.

02/01/17 20:29:37

This bike is a real chick magnet.

02/01/17 20:28:23

Dorygami.

03/01/17 23:50:21

Victors Secret

04/05/19 2:42:49

Cutting room floor.

14/04/19 20:30:09

You gotta train them early...

25/03/17 17:06:22

It's not easy to quit while you're ahead.

28/01/17 20:35:34

He is risen!

09/04/19 1:09:48

👍 --Scrappy Doo

Yes, we catch your drift.

30/04/19 20:21:45

There have been frostier receptions, but not many.

27/04/19 4:28:27

Minor problems.

20/03/19 21:29:54

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

16/03/19 22:53:39

Come-As-Your-Favorite-Band night can now commence!

06/03/19 0:18:12

Suspect appears cagey...

05/02/17 18:20:21

Getting your dog stoned is bad, m'kay?

01/02/17 1:19:32

Dave's third wish did not go as planned.

22/01/17 22:03:53

These make my feet qwert.

14/01/17 19:43:37

Well it was good enough for the gander!

25/04/19 23:21:19

Cowabanga!

06/04/19 2:24:38

"I'd like to make a deposit."

02/04/19 4:55:30

"I find your lack of kale disturbing."

23/03/19 19:56:53

I can see my house from here!

23/03/19 19:54:17

When your fetishes align...

03/03/19 20:49:28

"Okay, try it meow."

28/01/19 0:55:39

"No, X does not represent 'the spot' Phil."

27/01/19 0:52:19

It tastes good, but the gilt afterwards...

11/04/17 3:36:33

Ooh a penny!

21/03/17 21:04:21

Dyslexics Untie!

12/02/17 1:15:52

"First name?"
"Harry."
"Last name?"
"Houdini."
...
"Shit."

05/02/17 18:23:15

Oh my dear Lard.

27/01/17 15:22:13

That's the last time we buy a tank at IKEA.

24/01/17 17:43:10

[In Case Of Emergency Break Glass]

Mon 4:40:14

Bride of Faraday.

20/05/19 22:22:27

Dammit Clark! We've talked about this!

08/05/19 0:25:53

The oracle of Selphi foresaw this...

07/05/19 15:28:59

The management would like me to inform you that our all-you-can-eat pasta special does not include the stuffing of shoulder pads and this will be the last course madame...

06/05/19 19:27:47

Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord a savior Yogi?

29/04/19 15:36:17

Lip Servest.

24/04/19 4:12:07

Has science gone too far?

24/04/19 4:10:23

I've never been so board in my life.

21/04/19 17:17:33

Smoke no evil gets no credit.

20/04/19 1:46:25

Thanks for the mammaries...

18/04/19 4:28:25

Guy Fieri's high school days were rough.

06/04/19 2:20:12

Ewe are the wind beneath my wings.

25/03/19 22:05:12

"Operation Bleat Fleet commence!"
Muhauhauha... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

25/03/19 22:04:20

23-19!
23-19!

23/03/19 20:00:39

Cut!

Print!

21/03/19 4:36:13

"Sure he's a bit noisy up there, but HBO comes in clear as a bell now."

03/03/19 20:47:20

"Cancer. What's your sign?"

03/03/19 20:40:02

Tailor maid.

03/03/19 20:39:22

Are you feeling thorny baby?

18/02/19 21:23:50

Free Pearl necklace with the purchase of each Magnolia...

04/05/17 20:03:42

whoa...
I just had the most intense Q-bert flashback ever dude.

24/03/17 22:55:18

Unbeweavable.

21/03/17 21:09:14

Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"

you read that in his voice didn't you?

16/03/17 1:09:51

So, the pothole you 'can' hit...

14/03/17 4:31:54

Welease the Quackin!

02/03/17 22:26:51

Meanwhile... back at Spiderman headquarters...

21/02/17 4:20:29

She looks a bit flushed.

19/02/17 17:55:02

If you like it then you shoulda put a ringer on it.

19/02/17 17:54:24

The Michelin Man's origins were shrouded in mystery...

...and probably should have stayed that way.

17/02/17 20:40:09

"Can you hair me now? Good."

17/02/17 6:22:46

His shadow looks like a preying mantis... just sayin.

13/02/17 17:40:06

"I must go, my people need me."

12/02/17 1:17:29

Pretty fly... for a white guy's lawn.

08/02/17 17:54:39

This emuses me.

05/02/17 20:02:54

DOH! --Charles Gilbert

Prolly wants a cracker.

05/02/17 18:19:34

So... it's a French road?

05/02/17 5:50:10

Found Waldo!

04/02/17 1:23:32

Yes we had street corner telephone booths... and we liked it!

02/02/17 4:08:35

A bird in the bush is worth two on the bench.

01/02/17 3:55:02

After harpooning the whale Alfred had no choice but to follow through on the kill.

01/02/17 1:21:33

See... this is why we don't drink the cool-aid.

31/01/17 1:20:34

Now go forth my minions of minimum destruction!

Muhahahahaha...

29/01/17 18:48:53

...under my gunbrella. (Ella ella eh eh eh)

29/01/17 18:42:50

Allow me to explain using interpretive dance.

29/01/17 18:30:33

The Lost Neck Monster.

28/01/17 0:52:57

I said pull my finger right now young man!

24/01/17 17:39:55

Ocular migraine.

23/01/17 1:23:49

It's not easy being green.

18/01/17 0:16:03

It's all about accessorising.

18/01/17 0:14:34

Well... where did you think little Tardis's came from?

18/01/17 0:05:51

All in all it's just another lick in the wall.

17/01/17 23:59:17

How can ewe not be lichen this?

17/01/17 23:45:36

Leaf it to Beaver.

16/01/17 3:50:13

Children of the porn.

16/01/17 3:49:45

You're probably wondering why I called you all here today...

16/01/17 3:49:11

Leave it to cleavage.

14/01/17 19:45:24

Meanwhile... back at Guantanamo.

14/01/17 19:42:44

Cailllou had not handled childhood fame well.

13/01/17 15:06:55

Pepperidge farms remembers.

13/01/17 4:48:30

SCIATICA!!!

08/01/17 20:49:09

How very French.

08/01/17 20:47:47

Mamma always said, stupid is as stupid does.

08/01/17 20:46:37

Hello... kitty?

06/01/17 1:37:47

In Soviet Russia, book writes you.

04/01/17 19:44:41

So buff even his pits are chiselled.

04/01/17 18:38:18

"I'm doing my part!"

04/01/17 18:30:02

There's really no wrong way to use a Margarita tub...

01/01/17 19:43:02

Mr. Tumnus has let himself go.

30/12/16 5:56:53

It's an old-die but a good-die.

Sat 21:32:46

Did you just assume my gender?

Sat 21:29:07

The humidititty was low that day my friends.

04/06/19 1:52:59

Game Of Thrones sequels are coming...

31/05/19 2:20:20

Downsizing 2: The Yolkening

28/05/19 15:00:36

Your video will start in...

25/05/19 17:20:50

It behooves me, that's why.

22/05/19 5:01:36

Can I be Frank?

20/05/19 22:23:45

"It has a slimming effect... look it up!"

20/05/19 22:21:45

This makes no cents.

12/05/19 20:12:15

Piercing the veil.

12/05/19 16:43:54

It's like he can look straight into your sole...

12/05/19 16:43:04

Still a Tide commercial...

08/05/19 23:27:12

Geriatric Park: Fallen Kantgetupagain

07/05/19 15:32:52

...and that's why I suffer from Eyerachnophobia.

06/05/19 3:19:47

With great Batbeard comes great responsibility.

02/05/19 4:03:04

Mad Max... Flurry Road.

30/04/19 20:22:13

Dammit Miss Frizzle!

28/04/19 5:20:58

Red-Rover! Red-Rover!

We call Granny over!

28/04/19 5:19:30

The anally retentive amongst us will be pleased to note that this vest is fully reversible.

24/04/19 4:14:21

Drive no evil.

22/04/19 22:28:26

"What year is it?!"

22/04/19 22:26:56

The carrot is the stick futher mocker!

21/04/19 6:19:57

Skippy?!

21/04/19 6:18:21

Victoria's Secrete.

20/04/19 1:47:34

In-crease rotational figure seven times.

18/04/19 4:31:25

"For Asgard!"

18/04/19 4:25:18

Well that's just grout.

14/04/19 20:29:10

Still a tide commercial...

13/04/19 17:17:20

Buns of steal... no really... I stole this.

09/04/19 1:10:47

Gluten for punishment.

09/04/19 1:07:25

Everything's gonna be all white...

06/04/19 4:55:23

Get ready to steer.

06/04/19 2:25:53

To Ford-give is Bovine.

06/04/19 2:22:54

Wrists of steel.

01/04/19 5:36:26

Feelers...
nothing more than feelers...

30/03/19 23:47:19

Joe Dirt... the early years.

29/03/19 23:25:33

LGTBQP

29/03/19 14:10:00

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

27/03/19 15:53:24

"Well, not until he's been breast fed!"

26/03/19 23:55:08

When your bouillon cube noodles turn out so well that you feel all gilty.

24/03/19 19:14:35

How come there's no ladders in this game?...

23/03/19 20:02:22

"Trusssst in me..."

23/03/19 20:01:37

The day the grass spoke.

23/03/19 19:07:27

You will be baked... and then there will be cake.

20/03/19 21:28:28

She's out of her gourd!

19/03/19 0:16:48

Squeerel!

18/03/19 0:16:38

These Apple updates are starting to get on my nerves.

17/03/19 16:08:15

Honey I shrunk everything... well almost everything.

17/03/19 16:07:23

Some of these pictures seriously need a zoom function...

16/03/19 22:56:22

Naw, it wasn't the best I've had... but it was cheep.

16/03/19 3:57:57

After scuba you must scruba... Philistines! [Jacques Cousteau]

13/03/19 23:37:55

"Well, you DO have a point"

12/03/19 20:48:37

Feeling drop dead gorgeous right now... might delete later.

11/03/19 0:26:09

Not tonight dear, Octomom has a headache.

11/03/19 0:25:05

Look at me... Look at me.

I am the caption now.

06/03/19 21:56:34

Oh mom, you're so vein.

06/03/19 21:55:38

When your mail-order bride is from Lillipution...

06/03/19 5:23:11

"We all toast down here Richie."

06/03/19 5:19:21

No, I'm not Nick... are you Nick?

06/03/19 5:17:57

Squirrel!!!

06/03/19 0:23:14

In my S cargo trunk of course.

03/03/19 20:52:12

Only in France...

03/03/19 20:48:03

Outstanding in their field.

03/03/19 20:42:33

Feelers...

...nothing more than, feelers.

02/03/19 4:06:05

This has been a test of the Eyemercency Broad-cast system.

This was only a test.

01/03/19 1:58:53

For Redwall!

01/03/19 1:20:27

What? It's studded!

24/02/19 5:13:06

Hold my beer.

20/02/19 1:56:58

You will roo this day.

18/02/19 21:28:35

On the next... Amazon Has Talent!

09/02/19 21:31:31

Why... it's custurd of course.

09/02/19 16:44:14

If you're not the lead dog the scenery never changes...

09/02/19 16:39:57

'cause he's a juice box hero...

09/02/19 16:32:56

29/01/19 20:43:13

27/01/19 16:44:39

27/01/19 16:39:44

27/01/19 16:35:37

Spoiler alert; New live action Care Bears movie sucks. Pass it on.

27/01/19 1:03:10

This is why I won't shop at Wicker Land anymore.

27/01/19 1:00:13

Try the Palpoutine cheese-curd/gravy fries... and tip your server.

27/01/19 0:56:05

Don't know. Feeling hot right now. Might delete later.

27/01/19 0:46:43

Chairberus the three headed seat of Satan.

30/07/17 16:20:01

How very French...

28/06/17 15:03:04

He did Nazi that coming.

20/06/17 15:05:34

We get it.

You vape.

25/05/17 15:12:06

~Directed by M. Night Shyamalan~

24/05/17 6:20:25

The old gypsy lady had told Bob that he'd end up living in Paris... she just didn't tell him it would be Ontario.

02/05/17 3:53:51

Jacob?!

02/05/17 3:46:44

Having a smoke while the little lady rows... that's a paddlin.

05/04/17 20:33:47

"Where's my Hossenfeffer?!"

03/04/17 23:56:12

Bill and Ted's Asian Adventure.

24/03/17 23:00:25

Makin fun of our hats?... ooh you better bet that's a paddlin.

24/03/17 22:50:05

Ken was a kept man...

24/03/17 22:43:45

Barbie's Slay House!

24/03/17 22:43:13

um... so yeah, that demonic face just behind her shoulder is really creeping me out.

24/03/17 22:39:35

Why does everyone keep calling me Mat?

24/03/17 22:36:35

Oh my God! Where did his head go?

24/03/17 22:34:52

This woman will never be attacked by a tiger.

21/03/17 21:34:53

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DOH!

Charles Gilbert

05/02/17
8:11pm

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This emuses me. [Charles Gilbert]

Two seconds xxx

[anon]

05/02/17
8:14pm

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This emuses me. [Charles Gilbert]

Nod to 12:55:13 maybe?

[anon]

18/03/19
8:33pm

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Some of these pictures seriously need a zoom function... [Charles Gilbert]

👍

Scrappy Doo

09/04/19
4:07am

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He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]

Nod to 20.00:44?

[anon]

09/04/19
6:48am

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He is risen! [Charles Gilbert]

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