Charles Gilbert
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26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning.
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"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete." 06/10/20 20:37:49 |
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Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough. 27/02/21 20:08:30 |
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04/01/22 20:45:44 |
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It's going to be one of those overly long tell all death sequences where an important secret's revealed that may bring untold fortunes and then you realise that you're bolted to the floor and you'll have to lug their body with you if you want ...
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Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 20:20:24 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 26/05/22 14:55:56 |
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His poor cat...
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17/08/21 20:00:57 |
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Good caption, it's something to crow about.
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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey." 27/04/19 4:36:40 |
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02/01/17 20:29:37 |
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. 12/03/21 20:11:23 |
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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister?
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"When you've seen up as many skirts as I have kid You'll be unimpressed too." 20/02/22 22:05:26 |
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27/09/19 15:28:48 |
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15/01/22 0:36:52 |
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"Oh Mr. Gere I'd be honored..." 27/06/22 20:26:54 |
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How to hide snacks from your blind roommates 101 25/04/22 20:04:13 |
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16/02/21 20:08:08 |
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I will never understand bowling. 17/08/19 20:19:36 |
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03/10/20 16:41:30 |
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10/05/20 6:58:15 |
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Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953. 15/03/20 16:06:31 |
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This bike is a real chick magnet. 02/01/17 20:28:23 |
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Them Duke boys is at it again... 19/04/22 20:20:48 |
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Uncle Jesse looks well.
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12/12/21 20:32:58 |
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You ever see that movie Alien? 23/11/21 20:20:12 |
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23/08/21 15:15:54 |
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A brilliant disguise, but the sandals are a dead giveaway.
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I say... I do believe that I shat my pantaloons. 19/08/21 15:21:45 |
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06/05/21 14:55:41 |
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07/02/21 18:21:19 |
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They've already got that covered.
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06/02/21 22:38:58 |
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19/01/21 20:21:03 |
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27/11/20 20:26:16 |
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"Danmit Sarah! I put a lot of work into making your birthday breakfast special!" 10/09/20 1:04:09 |
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13/06/20 17:17:39 |
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Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that...
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Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants. 23/10/19 20:22:13 |
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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! 14/09/19 21:52:19 |
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03/01/17 23:50:21 |
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09/07/22 21:59:42 |
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Honey I shrunk the cartographers. 17/06/22 20:51:10 |
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13/06/22 21:31:16 |
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29/05/22 21:09:14 |
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Creative ways to smuggle cocaine 101: 29/04/22 1:08:48 |
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But... won't all the air escape through the holes in his hands? 21/04/22 20:51:07 |
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25/01/22 20:05:32 |
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The Russian remake of Rocky sucks. 24/04/21 17:18:32 |
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Humanity's last ditch effort to defeat the Covid virus by enlarging it goes horribly wrong. 05/03/21 20:26:17 |
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"Got a package people! Coming through." 28/02/21 15:25:15 |
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Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard. 27/02/21 18:21:41 |
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24/02/21 20:35:00 |
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...and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. 24/02/21 20:32:36 |
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08/02/21 23:09:49 |
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01/02/21 20:15:06 |
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23/01/21 23:01:21 |
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? 10/01/21 22:11:09 |
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Neigh
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"Where we're going we don't need sidewalks Marty." 05/01/21 15:19:38 |
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Yes, but how are you going to get up to 88 mph?
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03/12/20 5:22:15 |
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11/10/20 20:01:59 |
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"Have either of you kids seen like a Really big rabbit run through here?" 09/10/20 3:11:48 |
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This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine. 07/09/20 21:09:05 |
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The greatest cross-over film of 2020; 08/07/20 2:07:21 |
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After killing his pet termite and stealing his matchbox, John Wick goes after the colony of fire ants responsible...
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07/04/20 15:31:26 |
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14/03/20 23:31:47 |
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01/12/19 2:11:41 |
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Row row row your boar, 04/10/19 23:52:11 |
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17/09/19 0:48:12 |
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17/08/19 15:35:01 |
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04/05/19 2:42:49 |
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14/04/19 20:30:09 |
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25/03/17 17:06:22 |
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It's not easy to quit while you're ahead. 28/01/17 20:35:34 |
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15/07/22 16:45:37 |
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14/05/22 23:20:02 |
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This one may contain dots...
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These trucker protests are getting out of hand. 13/02/22 0:11:23 |
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"I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque..." 28/01/22 20:18:20 |
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24/01/22 20:19:58 |
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What happens in Vegas, eventually ends up on Caption Me. 14/01/22 23:31:11 |
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"Yes. Yes I do have a kitchen sink." 29/12/21 3:46:26 |
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01/12/21 20:25:09 |
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...and that's how I burned down the bathroom. 10/10/21 20:11:01 |
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21/08/21 2:59:30 |
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"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough." 18/08/21 6:09:23 |
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I hope you're not talking about the squirrel
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"Oh my God, it's full of stars." 22/07/21 2:02:31 |
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20/07/21 14:47:56 |
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05/05/21 15:00:18 |
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26/02/21 20:13:53 |
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Rollin rollin rollin, 07/01/21 1:12:37 |
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"No you idiots, we're supposed to be looking for a giant peach!" 19/12/20 22:01:03 |
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06/12/20 1:40:03 |
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The Tardis doesn't always arrive in optimal locations. 29/11/20 19:50:07 |
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Historical Misunderstanding # 17 21/11/20 16:00:40 |
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It's the only way he could win by a landslide... 18/11/20 15:31:00 |
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That's the perfect distance to be from New York. 25/10/20 20:14:38 |
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12/09/20 16:27:10 |
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Nobody cares where you hide anymore Waldo! 10/09/20 0:55:33 |
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29/08/20 1:00:15 |
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Let's make a happy little seedling.
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26/08/20 15:32:12 |
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What? They have a slimming effect... 18/08/20 1:56:05 |
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Nine out of ten dentist prefer if you don't do this. 07/08/20 6:03:19 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 05/08/20 4:58:51 |
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30/05/20 5:19:26 |
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26/04/20 2:33:36 |
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It's a slippery slope...
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If you voted for this one but not for 20:50:12, please consider voting for both.
8:53am
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
nod to 20:50:12
12:11pm
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May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
His poor cat...
5:59pm
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? [Charles Gilbert]
What are her pronouns?
7:10pm
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"She identifies as a Beagle." [Charles Gilbert]
Well, there's no need to follow. Resisting is a choice.
I can't wait for the day when someone protests "I don't want to post as often as I vote". I have a sneaking suspicion this will never happen though, I wonder why?
1:12pm
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I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.
I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.
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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do. [Charles Gilbert]
Maybe we could introduce an optional voting exemption? That way people who don't want to give votes wouldn't feel they have to, and they wouldn't have to worry about receiving votes either.
10:47pm
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I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.
I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.
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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do. [Charles Gilbert]
I like your suggestion James. A sure fire way to reinforce one's voting convictions.
I do find it ironic as well that there was discussion on whether politics should be allowed on site, yet even discussing something as silly as voting effectively can create division and politics on the site! Lol
8:04am
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I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.
I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.
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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do. [Charles Gilbert]
Better to discuss this kind of thing on the forum please.
8:31am
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I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.
I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.
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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do. [Charles Gilbert]
It's alright Chris, these were only meant as passing comments on past events or themes relevant to the caption rather than something that needs to actually be discussed in the forums.
2:05pm
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I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.
I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.
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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do. [Charles Gilbert]
In answer to Glyn's "I don't want to post as often as I vote" comment - that was me briefly when the vote quota was in the low single digits. And the fact that there is any quota at all is why I no longer read every caption.
As for the captioner, I think he could have (and should have) left it at the first two sentences.
9:22pm
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I don't want to vote as often as I post.
I vote on what actually makes me laugh.
I won your dang prize once not even knowing there was a payout or I would have given it to folks I know in the UK.
I just like to caption photos.
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Get off my back. Quit telling me what to do. [Charles Gilbert]