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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4941Karyn Harrison

Sex on the beech

15/09/20 20:11:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

New ladybird edition the joy of sex

15/09/20 20:12:12

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2656Scrijjy Doo

Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed.

15/09/20 20:27:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5910C CaMel

"Don't look now but there's some pervert with a camera over there."

15/09/20 20:46:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"At last, you've found the G spot."

15/09/20 20:02:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Insex

15/09/20 20:00:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Sex pest

15/09/20 20:11:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"I like a bit of spotted dick after dinner."

15/09/20 20:00:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4454Stu Dent

Fancy a tree-some

15/09/20 20:57:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11249Dave Bryan

''That was wonderful, darling. I felt the leaf move.''

15/09/20 20:37:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11704Stephen Bean

"You're the love of my leaf!"

15/09/20 20:33:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

"You knock spots off the last guy I had sex with."

15/09/20 21:02:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

"Harold, are you sure this is how you play leap-frog?"

15/09/20 20:07:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11704Stephen Bean

A Bug's Wife

15/09/20 20:04:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11704Stephen Bean

Connecting the dots

15/09/20 20:00:09

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 75Ellen Duncalf

”Your house is on fire and your children are gone!
”I don’t care...just go away!

15/09/20 22:43:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2656Scrijjy Doo

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.

15/09/20 20:25:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6983Hercules Rockefeller

"Hmm. That's not very ladybuglike."

15/09/20 20:01:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1306Al Overy

"I'm going to do some work to release the lumbar area now. Breath out and try to relax."

15/09/20 20:01:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7912The Wolf

“Oh no, it’s too f*cking early for this. Look at the dirty b*stards. I always said Ladybirds were absolute slags…”

“CUT. Erm, Mr Attenborough? I know you are in a bad mood this morning, but you have a reputation to uphold as a keen environmentalist and a nice guy. Shall we try that again?... Ok, ACTION…”

“And it’s mating season for the beautiful and serene Ladybirds. Their display of mutual affection is a perfect example of life creating new life…”

15/09/20 20:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7912The Wolf

"...and that reminds me, the second bedroom needs decorating. And did you remember to pick up some soft bodied insects for dinner? I'm starving now. Lovely day isn't it? I saw Cheryl today on a plant and..."

"For F*ck sake woman, what will make you be quiet? I know, BJ..."

15/09/20 20:54:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

"I don't want to kill the mood but I think I might already be pregnant. I've gone right off aphids and I really fancy some Liquorice Allsorts."

15/09/20 20:50:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

"Is that it? I wish I married a cockroach"

15/09/20 20:37:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7912The Wolf

And they say that Humans are the most progressive species on Earth. Really? Look at this male Ladybird. He hasn't had to dress up or buy any drinks. He hasn't had to agree to 'emotional attachment', and he won't have to cuddle her during the night. Lucky Bastard.

15/09/20 20:37:09

 
stone face Vote score: 8042stone face

"I think they're doing it doggie style."

"Well spotted."

15/09/20 20:31:56

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

🎵Beetlebummed...🎵

15/09/20 20:26:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4454Stu Dent

The Love Bug

15/09/20 20:07:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6983Hercules Rockefeller

"Is it in yet?"

15/09/20 20:06:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10987Neil Mackenzie

Insect inside.

15/09/20 20:05:50

 
Molly R Vote score: 2044Molly R

"Yeah, yeah, of course I love you."

15/09/20 20:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3892Crunchy Chords

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home,
Your man is shagging that fat slag again.

15/09/20 20:00:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13031Vanessa the Guesser

Ladybugger

15/09/20 20:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

Well... one of us has to be the boy once in a while.

15/09/20 21:59:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

"Must not step off the circle... Must not step off the circle..."

15/09/20 20:34:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7912The Wolf

"Don't forget to pull out Dave. Buying Pampers for baby Ladybirds is a nightmare"

15/09/20 20:32:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6867Glyn Evans

"We're going to get eaten, we're going to get eaten, we're going to get eaten..."
"I know that you suffer from performance anxiety, but would you knock it off? You're ruining the mood..."

15/09/20 20:21:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11704Stephen Bean

By George, it looks like John's found Paul's Ringo.

15/09/20 20:17:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11249Dave Bryan

Buggy style

15/09/20 20:01:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1306Al Overy

Ladybuggery

15/09/20 20:00:08

 
Anne Baxter Vote score: 10Anne Baxter

Now where did I put my pen?

Thu 11:48:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5910C CaMel

PornGrub

Wed 6:41:37

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 75Ellen Duncalf

Will ya look at that Lionel! Damn kids are eating us out of house and home.
I do wish you you weren’t so easily distracted Lavinia.

15/09/20 22:54:08

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Beetlejuice

15/09/20 22:21:27

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 273Fozzgog B.

"Hurry up with those extra spots - that 18 rated film starts in a few minutes!"

15/09/20 21:35:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5910C CaMel

"So if a roulette ball lands on us, who wins?"
'Shut up Dave.'

15/09/20 21:27:13

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 148Sheila Graham

Once more for good luck.

15/09/20 20:47:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4941Karyn Harrison

The 'birds and the bees

15/09/20 20:30:51

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

Nature lovers

15/09/20 20:21:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11704Stephen Bean

♫ All you need is love ♫

15/09/20 20:19:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

"Hey, this is my leaf! Shove off."

15/09/20 20:16:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

"Leaf me alone!"

15/09/20 20:06:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

Laidbug

15/09/20 20:03:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

They must be lesbians.

15/09/20 20:02:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13031Vanessa the Guesser

I'm in a bit of a tight spot

15/09/20 20:01:00

 
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