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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

Sex on the beech

15/09/20 19:11:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 834alexandra ball

New ladybird edition the joy of sex

15/09/20 19:12:12

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

Google "Lady on Lady Action." You may be disappointed.

15/09/20 19:27:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6480C CaMel

"Don't look now but there's some pervert with a camera over there."

15/09/20 19:46:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

"At last, you've found the G spot."

15/09/20 19:02:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

Insex

15/09/20 19:00:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

Sex pest

15/09/20 19:11:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23358Ian Skelding

"I like a bit of spotted dick after dinner."

15/09/20 19:00:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

Fancy a tree-some

15/09/20 19:57:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

''That was wonderful, darling. I felt the leaf move.''

15/09/20 19:37:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

"You're the love of my leaf!"

15/09/20 19:33:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32891Tony Edwards

"You knock spots off the last guy I had sex with."

15/09/20 20:02:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6804James Lennox

"Harold, are you sure this is how you play leap-frog?"

15/09/20 19:07:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

A Bug's Wife

15/09/20 19:04:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

Connecting the dots

15/09/20 19:00:09

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 391Ellen Duncalf

”Your house is on fire and your children are gone!
”I don’t care...just go away!

15/09/20 21:43:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2916Scrijjy Doo

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.

15/09/20 19:25:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7248Hercules Rockefeller

"Hmm. That's not very ladybuglike."

15/09/20 19:01:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

"I'm going to do some work to release the lumbar area now. Breath out and try to relax."

15/09/20 19:01:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

“Oh no, it’s too f*cking early for this. Look at the dirty b*stards. I always said Ladybirds were absolute slags…”

“CUT. Erm, Mr Attenborough? I know you are in a bad mood this morning, but you have a reputation to uphold as a keen environmentalist and a nice guy. Shall we try that again?... Ok, ACTION…”

“And it’s mating season for the beautiful and serene Ladybirds. Their display of mutual affection is a perfect example of life creating new life…”

15/09/20 19:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

"...and that reminds me, the second bedroom needs decorating. And did you remember to pick up some soft bodied insects for dinner? I'm starving now. Lovely day isn't it? I saw Cheryl today on a plant and..."

"For F*ck sake woman, what will make you be quiet? I know, BJ..."

15/09/20 19:54:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6747Vivvy En

"I don't want to kill the mood but I think I might already be pregnant. I've gone right off aphids and I really fancy some Liquorice Allsorts."

15/09/20 19:50:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

"Is that it? I wish I married a cockroach"

15/09/20 19:37:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

And they say that Humans are the most progressive species on Earth. Really? Look at this male Ladybird. He hasn't had to dress up or buy any drinks. He hasn't had to agree to 'emotional attachment', and he won't have to cuddle her during the night. Lucky Bastard.

15/09/20 19:37:09

 
stone face Vote score: 8328stone face

"I think they're doing it doggie style."

"Well spotted."

15/09/20 19:31:56

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11726 Smuldo

🎵Beetlebummed...🎵

15/09/20 19:26:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4731Stu Dent

The Love Bug

15/09/20 19:07:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7248Hercules Rockefeller

"Is it in yet?"

15/09/20 19:06:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11219Neil Mackenzie

Insect inside.

15/09/20 19:05:50

 
Molly R Vote score: 2278Molly R

"Yeah, yeah, of course I love you."

15/09/20 19:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4278Crunchy Chords

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home,
Your man is shagging that fat slag again.

15/09/20 19:00:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13620Vanessa the Guesser

Ladybugger

15/09/20 19:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 703Charles Gilbert

Well... one of us has to be the boy once in a while.

15/09/20 20:59:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"Must not step off the circle... Must not step off the circle..."

15/09/20 19:34:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9392The Wolf

"Don't forget to pull out Dave. Buying Pampers for baby Ladybirds is a nightmare"

15/09/20 19:32:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7138Glyn Evans

"We're going to get eaten, we're going to get eaten, we're going to get eaten..."
"I know that you suffer from performance anxiety, but would you knock it off? You're ruining the mood..."

15/09/20 19:21:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

By George, it looks like John's found Paul's Ringo.

15/09/20 19:17:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12113Dave Bryan

Buggy style

15/09/20 19:01:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2152Al Overy

Ladybuggery

15/09/20 19:00:08

 
Susan Oldham Susan Oldham

Leaf it out, someone will spot us.

09/11/20 17:44:23

 
Anne Baxter Vote score: 11Anne Baxter

Now where did I put my pen?

17/09/20 10:48:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6480C CaMel

PornGrub

16/09/20 5:41:37

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 391Ellen Duncalf

Will ya look at that Lionel! Damn kids are eating us out of house and home.
I do wish you you weren’t so easily distracted Lavinia.

15/09/20 21:54:08

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2868GeeDee

Beetlejuice

15/09/20 21:21:27

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 373Fozzgog B.

"Hurry up with those extra spots - that 18 rated film starts in a few minutes!"

15/09/20 20:35:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6480C CaMel

"So if a roulette ball lands on us, who wins?"
'Shut up Dave.'

15/09/20 20:27:13

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Once more for good luck.

15/09/20 19:47:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5190Karyn Harrison

The 'birds and the bees

15/09/20 19:30:51

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Nature lovers

15/09/20 19:21:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13136Stephen Bean

♫ All you need is love ♫

15/09/20 19:19:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6747Vivvy En

"Hey, this is my leaf! Shove off."

15/09/20 19:16:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32891Tony Edwards

"Leaf me alone!"

15/09/20 19:06:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6804James Lennox

Laidbug

15/09/20 19:03:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6804James Lennox

They must be lesbians.

15/09/20 19:02:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13620Vanessa the Guesser

I'm in a bit of a tight spot

15/09/20 19:01:00

 
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