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"I was bloody relieved the other day. I thought she was pregnant but it turned out that I was just sat on her legs"
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"I was bloody relieved the other day. I thought she was pregnant but it turned out that I was just sat on her legs"

18/06/21 8:38:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21405Dave Bryan

''She's not very attractive, Dave.''

''True, but she keeps quiet while the Euros are on.''

18/06/21 8:30:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11516James Lennox

Jesus, you're 62, just give it up Madonna.

18/06/21 8:26:46

 
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Jeezus, I thought life with an inflatable wife would be easier. But she's forever making this moaning hissing sound."

"Puncture."

"No! I'd never hit a woman, even a pretend one."

18/06/21 8:17:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13227Neil Mackenzie

Dave was very happy with her because she kept going down on him.

18/06/21 8:04:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

Sleazy Rider

18/06/21 8:00:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17896Vanessa the Guesser

Fortunately for Helga, Dave was not the sharpest tool in the box.

18/06/21 8:03:18

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 588Tiny Alien

Whore de France

18/06/21 10:54:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 19837Mark England

Some say that the most important thing to take on the Xtreme 3 Month Bike Festival is a puncture repair kit.

18/06/21 8:34:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

People seem disgusted and shocked by Susie. Imagine what they'd think if they knew that my water bottle was full of lube.

18/06/21 8:27:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Mate, why the hell would you have a blow up doll?"

"Why? I'll show you why.....Darling, any objection to me drinking ten pints tonight before I come back to the tent and you give me a blowy even though I haven't changed my pants since Wednesday, and then anal?.........That's why"

18/06/21 8:21:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14030Mr Dome

Behind every great man, there's a great wom- Oh

18/06/21 8:14:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

When your eyes suddenly meet those of your dream girl...

18/06/21 8:00:07

 
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