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Tiny Alien Vote score: 540Tiny Alien

Ok everyone, come and get your grub!

12/05/21 8:33:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

Cookroach

12/05/21 8:00:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15335Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry, I'm a lousy cook."

12/05/21 8:02:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Antennae Worrall Thompson

12/05/21 22:42:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24468Michael Winner

Although she was a pretty good cook, Maureen could never concentrate with the light on.

12/05/21 8:33:24

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

I’ve got the cooking bug.

12/05/21 9:14:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24468Michael Winner

"Let's see... I've clarified the butter, caramelised the onions, added the peppers and garlic and- damn it, I forgot to add the cigarette butts and decaying matter."

12/05/21 8:30:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12472The Wolf

It's 2021 and it's good to see that it's not just Ladybugs that are doing the cooking.

12/05/21 8:04:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12472The Wolf

Cooky Monster

12/05/21 9:01:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

Franz Kafta's Fetamorphosis

12/05/21 8:29:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5869Al Overy

I'm making pesto!

12/05/21 8:01:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7230C CaMel

“This dog shit smells amazing.”

12/05/21 8:52:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

"Could you answer the door please Honey. I've only got two pairs of hands".

(big nod to 08.03.20)

12/05/21 8:35:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7230C CaMel

Chernobyl Survivors’ Annual Dinner

12/05/21 8:23:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15033Dave Bryan

''He makes a wonderful vermincelli.''

12/05/21 8:07:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15335Vanessa the Guesser

"I thought I'd be the host for a change."

12/05/21 8:00:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12472The Wolf

Cookroach

12/05/21 8:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

I’m trying a Heston Blumenthal recipe, it looks like shit, here’s hoping it tastes as good as it looks.

12/05/21 9:17:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8279Hercules Rockefeller

Probably one of those instances where you definitely don't want to kiss the cook.

12/05/21 8:14:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8067Glyn Evans

"Oh no, not again! Note to self, when testing out the teleportation machine make sure all surroundings are airtight and insect free"

12/05/21 8:07:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24468Michael Winner

"Let's hope that the Milfords enjoy eating their own children too."

12/05/21 8:04:52

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 389Nina Dutton

My husband is a slave driver. I'm sure he thinks I've got 4 hands.

12/05/21 8:03:20

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 722Generic RedHead

"Sir I'm going to have to give your kitchen a hygiene rating of 1, the cockroach working in there failed to wash it's legs before preparing the food."

12/05/21 11:46:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34100Tony Edwards

Bugsy Mealone

12/05/21 10:22:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

On the census she said she was just a house fly.

12/05/21 8:49:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

"What's for dinner love?"

"Egg fried lice and butterfly cakes for dessert."

12/05/21 8:47:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

- Did you like what she served up Greg?
- Loved it. It's a big tick from me

12/05/21 8:45:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7230C CaMel

‘Compliments to the chef, and step on it!’

12/05/21 8:34:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8573James Lennox

"Can ... someone ... turn ... off ... the ... damn ... extractor ... fan?"

12/05/21 8:16:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8279Hercules Rockefeller

"Hands up! This is a Raid!"

12/05/21 8:08:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15033Dave Bryan

''Darling, what's that giant cockroach doing in our kitchen?''

''I think he's boiling some eggs.''

12/05/21 8:04:09

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 389Nina Dutton

And they say males can’t multi-task!

12/05/21 8:00:06

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 22HaHaHa YouLie

AirBnB @ the Roach Motel

13/05/21 10:06:49

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

And now on Sky TV....cooking at home, this week from Lambeth Palace.

12/05/21 23:04:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25249Ian Skelding

Beatle stiff and leavet to stand for about an hour.

12/05/21 16:45:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 988Charles Gilbert

"Welcome to Joey's kitchen..."

12/05/21 15:26:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1255alexandra ball

Grubs up!

12/05/21 14:12:20

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

Locost cuisine.

12/05/21 9:14:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

"I specialise in nouvile cuisine."

12/05/21 9:10:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

When my Mum is working we have to go to my ant’s house for dinner.

12/05/21 8:47:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24468Michael Winner

It was so difficult cooking for one, now that Norm had been stomped.

12/05/21 8:37:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24468Michael Winner

"Coming up, on 'Gregor's Salsa'..."

12/05/21 8:33:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8279Hercules Rockefeller

It wasn't easy living, but Joe was just getting by while living at the motel.

12/05/21 8:24:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21172Troompa Loompa

He usually nukes everything in the microwave.

12/05/21 8:17:45

 
Tony S Vote score: 2251Tony S

"Hello pest control believe they have got the outbreak under control but believe a new mutant varient may escape current measures so we are locking you down for another 6 months."

12/05/21 8:12:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15033Dave Bryan

''The customers love his dirty rice.''

12/05/21 8:11:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

Entomealogist

12/05/21 8:10:41

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2906GeeDee

Munchies!!

12/05/21 8:09:53

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2906GeeDee

Honey, where's the pesticide, thought I'd do a bit of gourmet food tonight?

12/05/21 8:08:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8573James Lennox

"Not only can I cook tea, eat tea, and do the dishes at the same time, but I still have a spare hand to masturbate."

12/05/21 8:03:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

I'll never understand the rules of cricket.

12/05/21 8:00:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5869Al Overy

🎵 There's a gnat in the kitchen, what am I gonna do?

12/05/21 8:00:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

Roach Stein

12/05/21 8:00:29

 
Molly R Vote score: 2887Molly R

I always wanted more hands when working in the kitchen.

12/05/21 8:00:22

 
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