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Bird of pray

14/09/20 11:01:23

"Can I join your flock please?"

14/09/20 11:14:30

lol

"...and the eleventh commandment stated, 'Thou shalt not defecate on the son of God'. Now, it might not have made the final cut, but you should remember it anyway you horrible relentless sh*tting machine"

14/09/20 11:28:46

"You know in Luke 8:4-15 when you tell of a farmer who sows his seeds indiscriminately?"
"Yes."
"Where are they?"

14/09/20 11:26:55

"Surely you could spare one of those five loaves?"

14/09/20 11:01:01

"Sorry mate, I think I've made a messiah shoulder."

14/09/20 11:00:13

"No, that was a number two I just did on your arm."

14/09/20 11:19:07

''No, there wasn't anything left over from The Last Supper.''

14/09/20 11:09:00

"The beak shall inherit the earth...."

14/09/20 15:27:57

Note to self. Call the old man and ask him to uninvent these b*stard pigeons.

14/09/20 11:00:36