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Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Bird of pray

14/09/20 12:01:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"Can I join your flock please?"

14/09/20 12:14:30

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"Flock, yes." --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"...and the eleventh commandment stated, 'Thou shalt not defecate on the son of God'. Now, it might not have made the final cut, but you should remember it anyway you horrible relentless sh*tting machine"

14/09/20 12:28:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"You know in Luke 8:4-15 when you tell of a farmer who sows his seeds indiscriminately?"
"Yes."
"Where are they?"

14/09/20 12:26:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

"Continuing our pilgrimage tour of The Holy Land, ladies and gentlemen, this statue is one of my favourite perches and it commemorates The Miracle of Our Saviour's Sleeves which, though large, never slid down."

14/09/20 15:34:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

"Surely you could spare one of those five loaves?"

14/09/20 12:01:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"Sorry mate, I think I've made a messiah shoulder."

14/09/20 12:00:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

"No, that was a number two I just did on your arm."

14/09/20 12:19:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''No, there wasn't anything left over from The Last Supper.''

14/09/20 12:09:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

"The beak shall inherit the earth...."

14/09/20 16:27:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

Note to self. Call the old man and ask him to uninvent these b*stard pigeons.

14/09/20 12:00:36

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

Divine messenger.

14/09/20 14:23:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

"Say, does anyone around here ever get taken for Billy Connolly?"

14/09/20 14:12:17

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Billy Connonlly. --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"Hey Jesus, it's me Judas, reincarnated. Listen, if you think I was horrible to you last time then check this out...."

14/09/20 12:48:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"Pssst. Dave's got a tiny willy, pass it on..."

14/09/20 12:39:50

 
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

"Look at all those planes. Wait a minute, it's Dick Dastardly and Muttley. Go fly, Save yourself!"

14/09/20 12:19:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Goldilocks has let herself go a bit, thought Dave the pigeon

14/09/20 12:15:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

"Ahem...your dad sent me. He says 'It's rude to point'."

14/09/20 12:01:53

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they poo!"

15/09/20 14:14:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

God squab

14/09/20 15:26:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

God botherer

14/09/20 14:57:03

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

.. And for my next trick I shall produce a rabbit from the other sleeve!

14/09/20 14:42:42

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

"Did you see which way my friend went?"

14/09/20 12:46:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

"I mean Jesus.. socks with those sandals?"

14/09/20 12:40:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

"Pull my finger."

14/09/20 12:24:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

On a wing and a prayer

14/09/20 12:11:50

 
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

"Don't you dare shit on me. My dad's up there watching. You wouldn't want to upset him now."
Coo *PLOP*
"You little bastard. You're going to Hell.."

14/09/20 12:09:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

I also made a statue of Mohammed and one of Elijah, both out of breadcrumbs. Main issue is that these birds kept eating into my prophets.

14/09/20 12:05:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6984Hercules Rockefeller

"Holy shit!"

14/09/20 12:03:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''I've had enough of your crap,'' said Jesus and the pigeon simultaneously.

14/09/20 12:03:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

King of the Coos

14/09/20 12:00:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

"Got a delivery here. Who ordered twelve pizzas?"

15/09/20 19:54:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Two messengers and neither one Melinda.

14/09/20 17:19:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Forgive your enemas.

14/09/20 16:46:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Let he who is without sin cast the first dookie.

14/09/20 16:45:23

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

Pigeon whisperer.

14/09/20 14:21:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

Lark's Gospel

14/09/20 14:03:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

- Thou art a mere bird who eats and shits everywhere. That is all you can do
- don't pigeon-holy me

14/09/20 13:53:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Let there be flight

14/09/20 13:06:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Not another Hastings Insurance advertisement.

14/09/20 12:50:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

"Give me some of that Bread of Life."

14/09/20 12:39:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

Wherever they roost will look Messiah.

14/09/20 12:39:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"You mean to say you're my one and only follower on Twitter!"

14/09/20 12:31:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Pecking Order

14/09/20 12:30:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Lord of the Flyers

14/09/20 12:26:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Father, I'm getting covered in f-cking pigeon shit. Why hast thou forsaken me?''

''Please, son, let's have no cross words.''

14/09/20 12:17:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

"I'm telling you, you're the centre of attention in this square and numbers are right down. I mean, how many tourists have you seen feeding us lot today?"

14/09/20 12:09:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"Now go forth and spread the Ten Coommandments!"

14/09/20 12:00:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

The new Lionel Messi statue was about to get messier.

14/09/20 12:00:11

 
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