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"...and then Barbie said, 'Ken, I'm sick of you, go f*ck yourself'. So I nipped down to Toys R Us, picked you up and here we are"
27/06/21 19:29:49
"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?""You've got bollocks?"
27/06/21 19:03:46
"Do you actually love me or am I single use plastic to you?"
27/06/21 19:06:57
"So, been meaning to ask you... Do you take plastic?"
27/06/21 19:01:45
- What's the one thing you hate as a toy?- Being bent
27/06/21 21:02:34
"Did you know they made another 100 of us from the offcasts from Pamela Anderson's latest surgery?"
27/06/21 19:16:01
"Wanna go back to our hotel room and, I dunno,... rub our pelvises against each other?"
27/06/21 19:01:16
Greetings from the island of Barbie-dos.
27/06/21 19:00:06
"Do you want to look for a starfish?""Really, do you ever think about anything else"
27/06/21 23:44:44
Gay watch
27/06/21 19:00:17
"We shall make love on the beaches."
27/06/21 20:34:56
''So why did you ditch Barbie, Ken?''''I don't like women with silicone breasts.''
27/06/21 19:35:00
Silicon Pally
27/06/21 19:22:44
Bruv Island
27/06/21 19:00:20
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