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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

"I'm sorry I'm late. I hit every traffic light on the way here".

17/09/20 20:03:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

"We are going to have to draw lots to see which two of us can go on Noah's Ark."

17/09/20 20:08:41

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They're not. What they drew was a lot of rubbish. --Karyn Harrison
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 188Sheila Graham

Friends in high places.

18/09/20 7:50:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''I usually get one of those bastards sitting in front of me when I go to the cinema.''

17/09/20 20:55:33

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Better than having a lion behind you. --Karyn Harrison
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

And here's the photo finish from the Giraffe Grand National.
Number 17 won by a neck.

17/09/20 20:52:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"So an antelope, a gazelle and a springbok trot up to a watering hole, one of them goes up a group of lions and says "three chasers please".

17/09/20 20:12:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6162James Lennox

"Sorry son, but you're not quite tall enough to ride the rollercoaster."

17/09/20 20:03:02

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The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"...but it was when I lowered the camera and saw that they were all attached to the same body that it really freaked me out"

17/09/20 20:00:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

As Megan Fox checks in to her fifth floor hotel room with bathroom overlooking the Safari park, 3 locals invent a genius disguise.

17/09/20 20:18:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

What a lovely picture of 3 beautiful Giraffes. Shame they're standing in the middle of the Velociraptor cage at Jurassic Park.

17/09/20 20:13:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7020Hercules Rockefeller

"So, what's happening in your neck of the woods?"

17/09/20 20:02:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

"... And don't get me started on my husband, a pain in the arse, he is."
"More of a pain in the neck!"
...
"... What are you, a bloody captioneer?"

17/09/20 20:02:26

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Or anon captioneer? --Willie Johnson
Michael Winner Vote score: 23486Michael Winner

So, it's sorted then- we evolve opposable thumbs and take the NBA by storm."

17/09/20 20:02:00

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"Oh look! That cloud looks like three giraffes."

17/09/20 21:44:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

"Bonsai trees? you are kidding aren't you?"

17/09/20 20:12:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4975Karyn Harrison

"It would've been a perfect picture of the moon surrounded by clouds and then these three bloody giraffes came along and ruined it."

17/09/20 20:05:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23486Michael Winner

"Attenborough's here, the cameras and sound are set up and- hang on, where the hell's Dave?"

17/09/20 20:05:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 17354Mark England

"Oh Look" said the Lion. "Mcdonald's"

17/09/20 20:02:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

Upsy grazy

17/09/20 21:36:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5950C CaMel

Trois’R’Us

17/09/20 20:58:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"That Extinction Rebellion lot are having another die in"
"Not again, these humans dominate and overpopulate the planet, casually fuck up the ecosystem and get tangled up in their own social and financial interests in order to survive. The way they're going they're going to take us with them, let's organise"
"Yeah, what should we do?"
"A die in?"

17/09/20 20:50:40

 
stone face Vote score: 8115stone face

🎵 Giraffe to let it linger..🎵

17/09/20 20:50:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''Hey, mate, why the long neck?''

17/09/20 20:16:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Giraffic jam

17/09/20 20:15:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

"I can still smell that camel toe."

17/09/20 20:14:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"No son, sorry but you can't have some stilts for your birthday. How about a scooter instead?"

17/09/20 20:13:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

"If you think I'm voting Tory again giraffe yer trolley."

17/09/20 20:00:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Stalking Heads

17/09/20 20:00:16

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

"We told you that smoking would stunt your growth".

19/09/20 22:45:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

Attention!
Not you and your tall orders.

18/09/20 7:01:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4975Karyn Harrison

"We thought you'd be pleased with your birthday gift Olive. Right Guard isn't cheap you know."

17/09/20 21:47:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2680Scrijjy Doo

Uma Thurman with her mom and dad.

17/09/20 21:21:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

"OK, so we all woke up with a sore throat, just maybe sorting it out with 'viagra' was a bad idea"

17/09/20 20:51:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

"Now I don't want you looking down on all the other animals d'ya hear?"

17/09/20 20:50:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''You need to settle down and get a steady job. It's no use spending your life with your head in the clouds.''

17/09/20 20:42:25

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 188Sheila Graham

The top brains employ some 'blue sky' thinking.

17/09/20 20:42:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

"What's the weather like up there?"

17/09/20 20:31:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Maybe we should have put a cap on this evolution thing before we got taller than the moon...

17/09/20 20:31:08

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

”Well Gertrude, I am so thankful that we can socially distance from these bothersome humans and even moreso now. What’s your take on it all Glenda?”

17/09/20 20:26:52

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

You're having a giraffe! Does your sister have to chaperone?

17/09/20 20:14:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4994Kenny Ireland

"What exactly do you mean by "you are having a giraffe ?""

17/09/20 20:10:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Camouflage à trois

17/09/20 20:04:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23486Michael Winner

"Woah, go back a bit- what do you mean, 'ground'?"

17/09/20 20:03:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

"You cannot be cirrus!"

17/09/20 20:02:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

Tower of babble

17/09/20 20:01:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

"Sounds like a tall story..."

17/09/20 20:00:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3953Crunchy Chords

"And then he said, 'Babe if anyone asks, I was with you all night,' and I said 'I am NOT going to stick my neck out for you.'"

17/09/20 20:00:19

 
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