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C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Baste on a true story.

02/04/20 20:09:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

She looks surprisingly jovial for someone who's just had an onion shoved up their arse.

02/04/20 20:00:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

MILP

02/04/20 20:00:11

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I thought it was 'Meryl I'd like to pluck'? --Lucky Elperro
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Well, at least I'm not the only one who's had this dream.

02/04/20 20:43:33

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You don't hear much about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream. --Scrijjy Doo
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

Meryl Streep's latest movie was a bit of a turkey.

02/04/20 20:11:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

I like Meryl Streep but she does far too many Chick Flicks.

02/04/20 20:11:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

The Devil wears Larder.

02/04/20 20:04:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

Meryl Cheep

02/04/20 20:00:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords
Baste on a true story.

02/04/20 20:00:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18194Troompa Loompa

The role was turned down by Gwyneth Poultry.

02/04/20 20:49:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Observant viewers may have noticed that Meryl Streep only appears in movies from the waist up.

02/04/20 20:46:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

Merducken

02/04/20 20:04:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords
Baste on a true story.

02/04/20 20:01:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"To the Chickenmobile!"

02/04/20 22:10:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

'Side effects can include...'

02/04/20 22:09:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Eraserhead 2: Electric Bugaloo

02/04/20 22:07:37

 
Paul Stevens Paul Stevens

You need to open those legs wide to fit me in

02/04/20 21:28:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

Footballers loved a 3 bird roast.

02/04/20 21:00:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18194Troompa Loompa

Poultry in Motion (Pictures).

02/04/20 20:50:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

''I tried to escape but I was foiled.''

02/04/20 20:09:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9119Dave Bryan

Playing chicken

02/04/20 20:08:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

Hillary was looking forward to the Hen Party

02/04/20 20:07:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

She looks like she could give a good gobble

02/04/20 20:04:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

Don't forget the Streepy bacon.

02/04/20 20:03:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3781Stu Dent

Feeling fowl

02/04/20 20:00:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

This is what happens when you type in cheat codes for online recipes.

02/04/20 22:12:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Man, I hate playing Mrs Accrington in Mario Kart.

02/04/20 22:11:18

 
saralee burton saralee burton

Determined to find better hiding places, Mabel had taken the Easter egg hunt to a whole new level

02/04/20 21:34:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Mum is such a good chook

02/04/20 21:21:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Coq-au-Val

02/04/20 21:11:59

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

When he said he wanted to meat me at 8, I just thought it was a spelling mistake.

02/04/20 21:05:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

Chicken surprise!!

02/04/20 21:03:02

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 318alexandra ball

Turkey neck

02/04/20 21:01:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

The French Lieutenant's Chicken

02/04/20 20:47:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

You'd think she could afford a personal trainer.

02/04/20 20:44:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

Mamma Mia! She does a good spread.

02/04/20 20:41:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1546Rachel P

Picking up the drumsticks for the first time

02/04/20 20:40:54

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1419Karen Oakenfull

“I was offered this ad shoot, but I gibleted out at the last minute.”

02/04/20 20:38:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

This year's panto starring Meryl Streep revealed: Mother Goose

02/04/20 20:37:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

I thought this would be Child's play. Instead it's a Streep show.

02/04/20 20:33:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

Mother plucker.

02/04/20 20:31:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

Prada unveils their new Mother and Baby range.

02/04/20 20:27:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4432Karyn Harrison

Meryl had always wanted to do a photo-shoot in the raw.

02/04/20 20:20:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9381Stephen Bean

Her films make me quail.

02/04/20 20:15:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

One of the stranger ways to clap on the NHS, but each to their own.

02/04/20 20:12:54

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5595Paul Reeve

“No Mrs I won’t show you my giblets, and I’m certainly not stuffing you.”

02/04/20 20:05:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

Now there's a woman with thyme on her hands.

02/04/20 20:04:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Nice face, shame about the legs.

02/04/20 20:03:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

She looks like Wonder Woman with her capon.

02/04/20 20:02:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Oh caption, sorry I had to Pullet first.

02/04/20 20:02:03

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Death Becomes Hen

02/04/20 20:01:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

One of the 2 Sisters attempts a hostile takeover

02/04/20 20:01:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"Thanks for auditioning, Meryl," said James Cameron, "but your agent misheard, it's Avatar. We're not doing an Abattoir sequel."

02/04/20 20:00:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8517Chris Keegan

Sorry, but sod a caption...Clap!

02/04/20 20:00:35

 
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