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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

"She can't sing but when the wind is in the right direction she's a damned good whistler."

15/02/20 9:52:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

''Your duties comprise of shagging me three times a day for a salary of £100,000 a year. Do you want the job?''

''Yes, I'll never find another opening like that.''

15/02/20 8:02:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 15837Mark England

"Ping Pong Balls?, Pah! I know a lady that can do it with cushions"

15/02/20 8:02:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2719Crunchy Chords

Bend it Like Beckham

15/02/20 8:01:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

Pin up.

15/02/20 12:39:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16652Troompa Loompa

"It's 9 o'clock now but just wait until the novelty clock shows quarter past."

15/02/20 10:47:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4128Lucky Elperro

Victoria was always willing to help David practice his precision free kicks.

15/02/20 17:55:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

Deep sigh: "Ok, pull my dress down when you've finished."

15/02/20 12:04:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6810Stephen Bean

♫ If you wanna be my lover... you need to give up captioning

15/02/20 8:34:21

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No such luck. Had a road trip to Queen and been catching up on work since. I'll be back with a vengeance soon 😁 --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6810Stephen Bean

Open all hours

15/02/20 8:00:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16652Troompa Loompa

Victoria's acting was so bad she had to use the casting couch to get Harvey Weinstein to give her a part in the Spice Girls film.

15/02/20 10:36:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Vice girl

15/02/20 9:44:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 629Rachel P

“David, I have another Brazilian for you to face”

15/02/20 8:44:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5952The Wolf

"Ok Gulliver, I'm ready for your finger..."

15/02/20 8:09:31

 
Dev B Vote score: 501Dev B

Miss Laura invented creative ways to teach geometry

15/02/20 17:34:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14063Dan Nicholls

Just drying me lipstick...

15/02/20 10:42:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

The Real Housewifes of N.O.R.W.I.C.H.

15/02/20 8:57:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

Queef Victoria

15/02/20 8:22:47

 
stone face Vote score: 6755stone face

The Beckham's first child was named Brooklyn because he was conceived in Brooklyn NY.
After this steamy encounter, they said the expected child is going to be called DFS.

15/02/20 8:04:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5952The Wolf

That’s why I married her.

15/02/20 8:00:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9850Neil Mackenzie

Looks like Baby Spice is going to pop out any minute.

16/02/20 6:19:48

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Scottish Widows announces its withdrawal from the protection market.

15/02/20 22:44:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 464Mark Wilson

Victoria liked everyone to notice when she had new shoes

15/02/20 21:26:08

 
Dev B Vote score: 501Dev B

Honey my arms and legs will always be open for you (literally).

15/02/20 18:05:17

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1090Glad You Remember

Victoria Beckham defied expectations yet again with her cover of YMCA.

15/02/20 16:17:23

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1090Glad You Remember

Pose Spice

15/02/20 16:16:52

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

Wind Tunnel

15/02/20 13:04:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16652Troompa Loompa

Posh adopts a novel way of teaching her kids about Pythagoras' theorem.

15/02/20 11:24:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16652Troompa Loompa

Rumours the Spice Girls had been using an echo machine were proved to be unfounded.

15/02/20 10:51:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16652Troompa Loompa

Pop Leg-end

15/02/20 10:49:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14063Dan Nicholls

That's how you get chapped lips.

15/02/20 10:43:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14063Dan Nicholls

Better out than in.

15/02/20 10:42:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

Victoria Spreadem

15/02/20 10:38:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

Bellow average singer.

15/02/20 10:18:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4512James Lennox

Posh's private part has only produced blondes and brunettes, and she's proud of it. Afterall, everybody finds a ginger baby scary.

15/02/20 10:03:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

New head of the Ministry of Silly Walks.

15/02/20 9:57:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

It's hard on your body when you're Kong's girlfriend.

15/02/20 9:40:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

Her vestibule is open.

15/02/20 9:39:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3831Karyn Harrison

"Golden Balls, come and check the thermometer, I think it might be time".

15/02/20 9:21:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Ballet Rumbert

15/02/20 9:15:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5068Vivvy En

Well, that's a right angle...

15/02/20 9:09:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

"What's the time love?"

15/02/20 9:03:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

I think this photo may be over exposed

15/02/20 8:58:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3211Stu Dent

Nice poshture

15/02/20 8:50:59

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 94J Gaskill

The Grander Canyon

15/02/20 8:37:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

Pish Posh

15/02/20 8:36:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

"Ooh! That really was a spicy meatball."

15/02/20 8:22:03

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

BRRAAAPPPP,Christ I needed that!

15/02/20 8:16:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 There's a hole in my bucket

15/02/20 8:16:35

 
stone face Vote score: 6755stone face

This has definitely been photoshopped. There is no way in this world that Posh Spice's leg is that fat.

15/02/20 8:15:36

 
stone face Vote score: 6755stone face

Well that's one way to spice up your life.

15/02/20 8:08:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5068Vivvy En

Can anyone feel a draught?

15/02/20 8:08:28

 
stone face Vote score: 6755stone face

"David you can come out now, the press have gone."

15/02/20 8:06:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

"Mmm, Victoria sponge..."

15/02/20 8:05:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5952The Wolf

“Debbie, have you seen my hammer? Oh yeah, there it is, thanks for keeping it safe, babe”

15/02/20 8:01:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6810Stephen Bean

"I told the wife our new cleaner comes highly recommended."

15/02/20 8:01:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5952The Wolf

“Tony, you might want to hold your nose for this one…”

15/02/20 8:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2719Crunchy Chords

DePosh mode

15/02/20 8:00:09

 
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