Click a photo to add a caption.
"Are you going to take the bus?"
29/04/20 11:02:55
Romancing the stone
21/04/20 7:00:05
"I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around."
18/04/20 19:00:26
TED Talks
17/04/20 7:59:45
"Actually Dave, it's nothing to do do with the coronavirus. We've been meaning to have a word with you, about your bad breath."
16/04/20 7:14:32
"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold."
14/04/20 19:00:32
You might think it was funny giving me that vindaloo, but wait till you see what you'll have to pick up in the park later.
14/04/20 11:44:18
Vegilante
11/04/20 19:35:49
"Coughing into your elbow is so last season."
11/04/20 7:15:21
Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi.
06/04/20 11:00:29
Jizz hands
01/04/20 11:43:20
Fart deco
30/03/20 7:02:36
Fruit of the Froome
29/03/20 19:42:46
Warning, terrible pun ahead, brace yourselves.
24/03/20 20:24:26
Face Orf
23/03/20 20:00:08
...Kind Regards. The EU.
21/03/20 4:32:54
He's a decent musician, but he did hit a few bum notes.
19/03/20 8:01:12
"Help I can't untangle my hands"
15/03/20 21:00:26
🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵
10/03/20 12:00:09
It's full of squatters.
09/03/20 8:50:20
Wheelchair thieves operate in this area
08/03/20 14:18:02
Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time...
07/03/20 20:11:39
Driving Miss Lazy
06/03/20 8:16:49
''That was my Wednesday lunchtime caption. Now the caption I did in the evening got even more votes........''
06/03/20 8:02:44
🎵"Saviour Kisses For Me"🎵
03/03/20 20:42:43
🎵 I'm Popeye the sailor mannequin 🎵
02/03/20 12:52:12
This is your captain speaking, just a bit of turbulence, nothing to worry about
28/02/20 20:12:10
''It's the only way I can stop him from self harming. He keeps bashing his head against the windows.''
24/02/20 8:08:10
"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out."
24/02/20 8:00:05
One bed apartment. Phone included. Situated in city centre.£2000 P.C.M...Islington . London.
16/02/20 8:31:06
She's always reluctant to leave her comfort zone.
15/02/20 12:00:53
"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..."
14/02/20 21:24:29
I love his handlebar moustache.
13/02/20 12:02:52
''Do I look like I want to go for a f-cking walk?''
12/02/20 8:02:48
"žË™Ê‡ÉŸoן Çɥʇ uı uÊop Çq ןן,I 'Çɯ ʇuÉÊ noÊŽ ÉŸI"ž
10/02/20 13:29:05
I've turned the house upside down and I still can't find my car keys.
10/02/20 12:12:55
"Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre."
05/02/20 20:51:21
I was a little surprised when she asked, but I'm really hoping she likes the photo of my cock.
04/02/20 8:00:45
Scooby Doo and the mysterious disappearing Scooby Snacks.
28/01/20 12:03:48
Cone on Eileen.
27/01/20 16:31:42
First class male.
15/01/20 12:00:54
The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo
15/01/20 8:58:28
Jason and the Argoknits
11/01/20 9:29:34
Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers.
08/01/20 8:38:42
The dress caused quite a stir.
08/01/20 8:07:16
Proving once again that The Sun is truly gutter press.
31/12/19 8:48:58
The Notting hill carnivore
28/12/19 9:07:41
"He was found dead, but undamaged."
19/12/19 22:37:32
Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing
16/12/19 20:00:05
He got so drunk he soiled himself
13/12/19 12:05:51
"I've got a sinking feline."
08/12/19 12:00:04
"That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..."
07/12/19 9:48:49
"I told you not to call the security guard a useless fat git."
25/11/19 20:05:50
"Stop complaining and put it in your trap."
24/11/19 9:23:14
Klu Klux Klean
23/11/19 12:07:35
It has Buttons up the back
03/11/19 20:36:40
Franken Stein
01/11/19 12:04:35
Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird
30/10/19 12:00:07
Rock pools are a great place to catch crabs
28/10/19 20:23:42
23/10/19 19:04:37
..........just passing through.
21/10/19 9:07:03
Bottom feeder
16/10/19 19:00:07
Tom thumb
13/10/19 11:24:15
She's attempting to kick the habit.
10/10/19 19:00:10
"I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time"
10/10/19 7:00:09
The Great Wall of China
05/10/19 13:14:26
Bloody Welsh place names.
04/10/19 11:02:31
Trump appeals for floating voters
03/10/19 19:03:09
30/09/19 19:00:07
To have and too old
25/09/19 7:20:33
''Why does he have to throw the stick so bloody far?''
23/09/19 7:22:49
"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..."
16/09/19 7:24:41
"I think my sex addiction's cured."
15/09/19 11:23:30
"It's like art ... only boulder"
14/09/19 11:47:22
Police be seated
11/09/19 7:00:15
"FREEZE"¦FASHION POLICE"
10/09/19 11:00:14
That will have to go when he gets to big school
30/08/19 11:00:36
"...and I said, what water pipe?"
29/08/19 7:52:09
The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo.
21/08/19 19:00:13
Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'.
18/08/19 19:31:28
"We had pancakes yesterday. Today's Ash Wednesday"
16/08/19 19:24:15
Beauty and the baste
13/08/19 19:02:20
Barbiecued chicken
13/08/19 19:00:04
Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.
12/08/19 19:19:52
Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks.
10/08/19 19:29:12
"I've got a crush on you"
10/08/19 11:01:02
No jurassic parking
08/08/19 19:00:06
"We kneaded a new home."
30/07/19 7:00:32
Frustration is clearly evident after captioneers discover the identity of Anon.
28/07/19 20:57:17
"Why the short face??"
19/07/19 7:00:34
Now that's an Urdu
09/07/19 19:36:01
He's become part of the furniture...
08/07/19 19:14:31
"Hmmm... Do I wear it, do I eat it or do I f**k it?"
07/07/19 9:40:34
Pride and Prejudice
03/07/19 8:23:20
My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.
26/06/19 7:00:40
A European union.
23/06/19 7:06:24
This is how you burn 1000 calories in 30 minutes!
20/06/19 21:44:20
Critics not impressed with trailer for new Pokemon movie.
17/06/19 7:06:51
"Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?"
16/06/19 19:39:27
"There's somefin in my eye..."
09/06/19 11:00:09
