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Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

The Notting hill carnivore

28/12/19 9:07:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9957Stephen Bean

"Hey mate, have you seen a bird with a magnetic bra? She's pinched me car keys."

28/12/19 8:08:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Beef Jerk

28/12/19 8:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9573Dave Bryan

That T-shirt takes the brisket.

28/12/19 8:04:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8825Chris Keegan

Stew!

28/12/19 8:46:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20540John Glover

Dave just loves going to vegetarian gatherings.

28/12/19 14:28:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8825Chris Keegan

Have you ever noticed that some Christmas presents are worn once then mysteriously disappear?

28/12/19 9:41:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11972Vanessa the Guesser

Black Angus

28/12/19 8:05:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

"The guy always had a chip on his shoulder, 'til he ate it."

28/12/19 12:14:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9573Dave Bryan

''Shit! I thought I voted for Rump.''

28/12/19 8:26:22

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Hi- I'm your new English language teacher.

28/12/19 11:06:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31782Tony Edwards

"He just wants to beefriend you."

28/12/19 9:03:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9573Dave Bryan

''It's so hot, I'm dripping.''

28/12/19 8:22:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

After failing movie roles, Cuba turned to rap; AKA T-Bone

28/12/19 8:22:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9573Dave Bryan

''I've found a rare photo on caption.me.''

''Well done.''

28/12/19 8:01:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6569Glyn Evans

Nate won the beef sweepsteaks. Now he's a bouillonaire.

28/12/19 8:00:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Jenny Craig”

28/12/19 23:33:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10668Neil Mackenzie

Meat and greet.

28/12/19 18:31:58

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Lardy Gras

28/12/19 18:24:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9957Stephen Bean

Cattle of the Bulge

28/12/19 12:21:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6124Greg Curtis

Bill Board

28/12/19 12:12:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22185Ian Skelding

"Well, it''s either Revitive or Nestle."

28/12/19 11:03:06

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

What makes you think my 'Hugo Boeuf' t-shirt came from Hong Kong?

28/12/19 11:02:54

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5658Paul Reeve

It was this big said American Dave, and that was after she had been on a diet.

28/12/19 10:11:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9594Mr Dome

He's a big meat lover

28/12/19 8:19:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11972Vanessa the Guesser

"I'd love to see your ribs!"

28/12/19 8:12:34

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

He is probably not interested in any beef Olives.

28/12/19 8:09:28

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4690Kenny Ireland

Obviously looking for some faggots.

28/12/19 8:05:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

It was a case of misteaken identity

28/12/19 8:00:35

 
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