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Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

Driving Miss Lazy

06/03/20 8:16:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''That was my Wednesday lunchtime caption. Now the caption I did in the evening got even more votes........''

06/03/20 8:02:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

She had talked non stop from London to Inverness but a minute into a blowjob she gave up because her jaw ached.

06/03/20 13:42:26

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stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

"And when you wake up and you'll have this sudden urge to perform oral sex on me, for the rest of the journey.
Ok..1..2..3.. and you're back in the car."

06/03/20 8:45:57

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

"I won't turn round and look at you, I don't want to see your tears. I just want you to know that everything I have been telling you, for the last hour, has been as honest and as truthful as I can, about the the way I feel."

06/03/20 8:14:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

"Honestly officer she didn't have trousers or knickers on when I offered her a lift."

06/03/20 13:36:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Ironically, she'd only wake up once they reached the rest stop.

06/03/20 8:59:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Must be using snooze control

06/03/20 8:41:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

For those ugly men, there's always rohypnol

06/03/20 8:08:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

"Sorry to disturb you Honey, but maybe it's my turn to drive?"

06/03/20 8:00:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

"Slow down Dave!"

06/03/20 8:36:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

... and that's basically my life story.

06/03/20 8:13:07

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

Geoff was beginning to doubt, Emma's ability to drive whilst in a coma.

06/03/20 8:01:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4400Karyn Harrison

"And on tonight's News at Five: As Coronavirus cases jump to 164, people are reminded to wash their hands thoroughly with soap and water for twenty seconds, the time it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice. It's not enough to give those hands just a quick rinse under the tap. You've got to get in between the fingers, under the nails, even do your wrists ..."

06/03/20 8:42:43

 
Dev B Vote score: 604Dev B

"...and that's nearly every single time soon as I start talking about myself", John.

06/03/20 8:28:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

I can't remember my driving instructor telling me what to do if this happened on my driving test

06/03/20 8:22:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

The white bitch is plumb tuckered out, and so is his wife.

06/03/20 8:22:27

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1368Karen Oakenfull

Carcolepsy

06/03/20 8:02:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"Let's see what happens when I do an emergency stop."

06/03/20 8:01:29

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Crash test dumb-blondes --James Lennox
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

Time for a little surprise thrash metal?

06/03/20 8:01:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"Welcome to our latest Instagram video diary. Now, as you can see, me and Kelly are currently on an exciting road trip, which would be fine if we were in America, but we're not, we're in England..SO PLEASE WILL YOU WAKE UP AND HOLD THE F-CKING STEERING WHEEL..."

06/03/20 8:00:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2099Scrijjy Doo

Time to go full Cosby.

06/03/20 18:14:17

 
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 32Michelle Purrington

It must have been 'Top Gear'

06/03/20 15:07:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

Road tripping

06/03/20 14:23:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

Chris Ramsey's new stand up material not going down well.

06/03/20 14:10:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4456Lucky Elperro

'Well' thought Tom '...could I'.

06/03/20 10:26:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

"Home, James!"

06/03/20 9:39:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21937Ian Skelding

"You're supposed to be riding shotgun Mike, not using one."

06/03/20 9:20:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

She will be surprised when she wakes up to find a sheep on her lap.

06/03/20 9:15:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

It wasn't very fair on his Mum and Dad in the back

06/03/20 8:53:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

Gone in 60 Seconds.

06/03/20 8:24:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Snore Pilot

06/03/20 8:23:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''It's no use lying back and opening your mouth. I can't feed you while I'm driving.''

06/03/20 8:16:00

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

'I hope she hasn't noticed I've farted.'

06/03/20 8:15:55

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Maybe that's why she's out. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"The only thing that tends to wake her up is sleeping policemen."

06/03/20 8:05:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

Road kip

06/03/20 8:04:59

 
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