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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8496Mr Dome

Jason and the Argoknits

11/01/20 9:29:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9791Neil Mackenzie

The Cardiganologist says he’s dead.

11/01/20 10:56:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 386Mark Wilson

I just can't see any demand for knitted skeletons, so for that reason I'm out.

11/01/20 9:28:38

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Shark Tank reference by any chance? --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7093Dave Bryan

Died in the wool

11/01/20 8:06:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6481Stephen Bean

"Something happened to me when I went through the purly gates."

11/01/20 8:02:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4359James Lennox

Your broken shoulders have knitted together nicely, if a little low.

11/01/20 8:45:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6481Stephen Bean

"I feel a sense of impending loom."

11/01/20 8:12:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4993Vivvy En

His was a mysterious death which has never been unravelled

11/01/20 9:04:04

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Now the phrase, Skeleton in the closet makes sense

11/01/20 8:51:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6179Hercules Rockefeller

"The rumors of my death have been greatly fabricated."

11/01/20 8:04:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19856John Glover

"It all started when my mum showed me how to do the Rib Stitch."

11/01/20 14:19:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3723Karyn Harrison

Grandma's yarns were such rib ticklers.

11/01/20 8:18:00

 
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

He was from a tight-knit family.

11/01/20 8:13:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7093Dave Bryan

Death warmed up

11/01/20 8:00:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6481Stephen Bean

"I lost the wool to live."

11/01/20 8:00:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6481Stephen Bean

"I'm here to read my last wool and testament."

11/01/20 8:00:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6481Stephen Bean

Wool.i.am

11/01/20 8:00:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10203Vanessa the Guesser

She was a bit crochety towards the end.

11/01/20 8:35:58

 
stone face Vote score: 6568stone face

When it comes to storytelling, I bet this fella has a few yarns.

11/01/20 8:05:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38705Welsh Rarebit

Cause of Death: Pins and Needles

11/01/20 8:04:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38705Welsh Rarebit

Cause of Death: Stitch.

11/01/20 8:00:30

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 164Madeline Charlton

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones , knit the wool of the Lord...

11/01/20 16:12:12

 
larry G. Vote score: 1417larry G.

Good news! The liposuction worked.

11/01/20 11:00:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 969Willie Johnson

Almost like looking at Clint Eastwood in a mirror.

11/01/20 9:24:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3723Karyn Harrison

Auntie Joan was crafty to the core.

11/01/20 8:47:09

 
Rachel P Vote score: 532Rachel P

Dave's looking a bit threadbare

11/01/20 8:36:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7093Dave Bryan

''Thank you for the knitwear. How did you know my scythe?''

11/01/20 8:06:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7093Dave Bryan

Those captions have got me in stitches.

11/01/20 8:03:46

 
stone face Vote score: 6568stone face

After his remains were recreated by the local W.I knitting circle. Scientist declared, this medieval archer, died after swallowing his crossbow.

11/01/20 8:03:44

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2816GeeDee

Knitty Nora

11/01/20 8:02:27

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Ooh! Suit you Sir!

11/01/20 8:00:08

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

Patient- "Doctor I've had an accident!"
Doctor- "Don't worry, you just need a few stitches, how are you with needles?"

12/01/20 8:15:09

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

Oops, one dropped stitch and he was a gonner!

12/01/20 0:47:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 969Willie Johnson

This is knit what I meant when I said I could go for some ribs.

11/01/20 17:47:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21269Ian Skelding

"He always needed a bit of comfort."

11/01/20 12:00:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

Good rinse to him.

11/01/20 11:48:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1417larry G.

“I brought you my x-rays in person.”

11/01/20 11:10:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6070Glyn Evans

"Show me those purly whites"

11/01/20 10:40:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

Yet another Beachy Head Jumper.

11/01/20 10:13:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

Towards the end Bill was ill once a month, then once a week, then every day. His doctor warned him it was becoming a pattern.

11/01/20 9:47:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13975Dan Nicholls

It's a knitted replica of your Grandma. She was always carrying bags of heavy shopping.

11/01/20 9:45:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4993Vivvy En

I'm CooOOoold. Please could yooOOOou knit me a flesh-coloured jersey tooOOOoo?

11/01/20 9:18:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8496Mr Dome

A weaver thin mint, sir?

11/01/20 9:03:17

 
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

He died on death row

11/01/20 8:53:59

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4826Chris Halliwell

Skull and cross stitch.

11/01/20 8:41:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4993Vivvy En

"Scraggy! I've got a bone to unpick with you."

11/01/20 8:18:58

 
Molly R Vote score: 1391Molly R

It's always so cold once I have to take off my Santa costume and only have my underwear.

11/01/20 8:14:58

 
stone face Vote score: 6568stone face

Woolly never died of natural causes, that's for sure.

11/01/20 8:09:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10203Vanessa the Guesser

"They warned her not to share needles."

11/01/20 8:04:58

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

woolly minded

11/01/20 8:03:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7093Dave Bryan

Edinburgh Skull Shop

11/01/20 8:01:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6481Stephen Bean

🎵 Wool you miss me when I'm gone?

11/01/20 8:01:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2693Crunchy Chords

"I made it in memory of my boney lass."

11/01/20 8:00:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38705Welsh Rarebit

Knit wit

11/01/20 8:00:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2693Crunchy Chords

Like everything she knits, it stays in the cupboard.

11/01/20 8:00:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

"I'm really pleased with my new Ribmaster knitting machine."

11/01/20 8:00:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2693Crunchy Chords

When it comes to knitting I am quite skullful.

11/01/20 8:00:08

 
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