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Stu Dent Vote score: 3367Stu Dent

That will have to go when he gets to big school

30/08/19 12:00:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14285Dan Nicholls

I went to the fair and won a goldfish. That sucks.

30/08/19 12:00:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14285Dan Nicholls

He's not quiet, just a little koi.

30/08/19 12:00:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6446The Wolf

“I was bullied at school. Not because of the dummy, because I’m ginger”

30/08/19 12:00:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

“Darling, I’m starting to think that a water birth was not such a good idea”

30/08/19 12:03:35

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We have to perform a sea section. --Scrijjy Doo
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Not all plastic is harmful to fish; some of it’s quite calming.

30/08/19 12:11:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3367Stu Dent

sucker fish

30/08/19 12:00:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3367Stu Dent

A few more weeks of training and Dave could finally get rid of his wife.

30/08/19 12:07:48

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I heard she was a blowfish. --James Lennox
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5327Paul Reeve

“Oh Shelly!! of course we will, we would love to be little Dave’s Codparents.”

30/08/19 14:05:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

Pacificier

30/08/19 12:01:16

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

and the koi has just taken the dummy lure

31/08/19 16:18:12

 
Stan Peters Stan Peters

Its just a dummy run

31/08/19 11:26:37

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Would this be for reducing the volume of your fish?

31/08/19 9:35:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

Somefin gold, somefin borrowed, somefin blue.

30/08/19 18:49:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

"This damn fishing lure makes me feel like a baby."

30/08/19 16:55:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10094Neil Mackenzie

Don’t ask, he voted remain.

30/08/19 16:53:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

"Protection, for the skinny dippers."

30/08/19 15:58:02

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

Jack, Goldie wants to go outside and get some air.

30/08/19 15:32:35

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 424Charles Gilbert

There's one born every minute.

30/08/19 15:10:32

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4860Chris Halliwell

Carpe Phantasma (seize the dummy).

30/08/19 14:53:09

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

He's mute-ated.

30/08/19 13:31:17

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

* David Attenborough voice* Out in the Pacifier Ocean swims a creature just out of its terrible twos.

30/08/19 13:30:07

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

"MUM!! Nan's been giving the baby fish food again."

30/08/19 13:27:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22738Michael Winner

It needs a little cod-ling.

30/08/19 13:19:42

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1870Scrijjy Doo

Wait til he starts breastfeeding.

30/08/19 13:12:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6051Greg Curtis

"Doc, anything, ANYTHING, can trigger a sexual thought. And, it gets worse: I have a fish, waiting for me, right now, in by bathtub."

30/08/19 13:00:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10751Vanessa the Guesser

Thank God It's Fry-day

30/08/19 13:00:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20083John Glover

He's never been to the end of the lake before, so I'm taking him on a dummy run.

30/08/19 12:58:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5192Vivvy En

So...? He hasn't got a thumb.

30/08/19 12:35:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

Hook-a-goldfish

30/08/19 12:18:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5031C CaMel

"Darling I think he's done a carp again!"

30/08/19 12:17:44

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Tell me please, is this dummy for a gill or a koi?

30/08/19 12:13:31

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

That’ll stop him carping on!

30/08/19 12:10:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

Fish Au Pair

30/08/19 12:05:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4054Karyn Harrison

This is Dave, our new Baby Koi.

30/08/19 12:02:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

Minnows for Dummies

30/08/19 12:02:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4054Karyn Harrison

Fish joint

30/08/19 12:02:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

Silence is golden

30/08/19 12:01:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4054Karyn Harrison

Pacifrying tonight

30/08/19 12:01:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

Splash test dummy

30/08/19 12:00:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6446The Wolf

“My wife loves our pet goldfish, although I’m a little worried that she’s treating it as a baby substitute”

30/08/19 12:00:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 1485Molly R

Fishing for Dummies.

30/08/19 12:00:06

 
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