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C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

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13/08/19 20:43:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 20:02:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Barbiecued chicken

13/08/19 20:00:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"Her hair could do with a comb."

13/08/19 20:13:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

She goes down nicely after a bottle of wine.

13/08/19 20:42:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

She’s in gravy danger.

13/08/19 20:40:43

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

Murder most fowl.

13/08/19 20:27:53

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4736Chris Halliwell

Ken,tuck in,fried chicken.

13/08/19 20:16:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4398The Wolf

Dolly Bird

13/08/19 20:22:03

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Hannibal Lecter's Mum: "Hannibal, whatever happened to that lovely girl you brought round for dinner the other day?"

13/08/19 20:20:27

 
Lynne A Vote score: 11Lynne A

Throw another Barbie on the chicken!

14/08/19 22:30:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

Grease Witherspoon

13/08/19 20:55:39

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 423Generic RedHead

Barbie-Q

14/08/19 0:17:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

Bastewatch.

13/08/19 20:14:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

I don't understand modern pornography.

13/08/19 21:17:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Nice face, shame about the legs.

13/08/19 20:30:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4549Vivvy En

Ken finally decided to try a girl with a bit of meat on her

13/08/19 20:22:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

She's living on borrowed thyme.

13/08/19 20:15:10

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Leg or breast?

13/08/19 20:09:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 1071Molly R

She is one hot chick.

13/08/19 20:00:08

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Gwyneth Poultry

14/08/19 7:50:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Love the skin you're in

13/08/19 21:38:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 551Willie Johnson

Tastes like chicken.

13/08/19 21:19:33

 
Stephanie Armstrong Stephanie Armstrong

Ken thought - Barbie is seared to perfection!

13/08/19 20:57:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Having had her 60th Birthday this year, Barbie is no spring chicken.

13/08/19 20:43:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

Kay F C.

13/08/19 20:06:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

Battery not included.

13/08/19 20:00:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Coq au Vanessa

13/08/19 20:00:22

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

Spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A.

15/08/19 0:11:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4492Stephen Bean

Pheasant girl

14/08/19 11:47:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4492Stephen Bean

Poultry in lotion

14/08/19 11:34:22

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

You can stuff me now baby

14/08/19 9:16:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9441Neil Mackenzie

Barbie’s hen night.

14/08/19 6:48:28

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 772Carey Sutton

Barbies new shape modelled on the typical American and comes with free hot tub.

14/08/19 1:37:11

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1162Scrunchy Doo

Where's the breast?

14/08/19 0:58:31

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 318Charles Gilbert

Tastes like fish? wtf?

14/08/19 0:33:55

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

When I asked the plastic surgeon to enlarge my boobs with chicken fillets, this isn’t what I had in mind.

13/08/19 22:54:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Found her on Tin-der

13/08/19 22:49:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Ken really shoulda put a ring on it.

13/08/19 22:25:24

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1162Scrunchy Doo

Shake N Bake Barbie

13/08/19 22:22:39

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1162Scrunchy Doo

This is only going to make girls' eating disorders worse.

13/08/19 22:21:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 551Willie Johnson

Make a wish.

13/08/19 21:18:18

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

Friars Club is now roasting celebrity Barbie.

13/08/19 20:55:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4549Vivvy En

When Ken found Barbie had been playing around he gave her a roasting

13/08/19 20:38:23

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

Dolly Part On.

13/08/19 20:34:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

She was lovely at first but she turned out to be a right basket case.

13/08/19 20:28:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

A spatchcock teaser.

13/08/19 20:14:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4398The Wolf

"I'm sorry darling, I know you're disappointed but Santa was a bit tight for cash this year so he had to combine your present with Christmas Dinner"

13/08/19 20:12:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5808Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said you were grilling some shrimp?"

13/08/19 20:08:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

"Hi there, I'm Sun Bed Barbie."

13/08/19 20:03:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Dish of the day

13/08/19 20:03:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

Obese Barbie has got fake tan all over my hot tub.

13/08/19 20:03:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

She's a head of the game.

13/08/19 20:01:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

"Stop playing with your food."

13/08/19 20:01:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2206Crunchy Chords

I think my wife has hearing loss. I mentioned that my guilty pleasure is the Derby KFC.

13/08/19 20:00:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Bootiful!

13/08/19 20:00:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4398The Wolf

“It could do with a dollop of ketchup”

13/08/19 20:00:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2206Crunchy Chords

Roast Chick-in

13/08/19 20:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Pussin

13/08/19 20:00:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Blonde roast

13/08/19 20:00:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4398The Wolf

“You’re going to love this Barbie chick, Ken”

13/08/19 20:00:06

 
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