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13/08/19 19:43:44
Beauty and the baste
13/08/19 19:02:20
Barbiecued chicken
13/08/19 19:00:04
"Her hair could do with a comb."
13/08/19 19:13:22
She goes down nicely after a bottle of wine.
13/08/19 19:42:45
She’s in gravy danger.
13/08/19 19:40:43
Murder most fowl.
13/08/19 19:27:53
Ken,tuck in,fried chicken.
13/08/19 19:16:07
Dolly Bird
13/08/19 19:22:03
Hannibal Lecter's Mum: "Hannibal, whatever happened to that lovely girl you brought round for dinner the other day?"
13/08/19 19:20:27
Throw another Barbie on the chicken!
14/08/19 21:30:57
Grease Witherspoon
13/08/19 19:55:39
Barbie-Q
13/08/19 23:17:31
Bastewatch.
13/08/19 19:14:41
I don't understand modern pornography.
13/08/19 20:17:06
Nice face, shame about the legs.
13/08/19 19:30:29
Ken finally decided to try a girl with a bit of meat on her
13/08/19 19:22:42
She's living on borrowed thyme.
13/08/19 19:15:10
Leg or breast?
13/08/19 19:09:46
She is one hot chick.
13/08/19 19:00:08
Gwyneth Poultry
14/08/19 6:50:43
Love the skin you're in
13/08/19 20:38:59
Tastes like chicken.
13/08/19 20:19:33
Ken thought - Barbie is seared to perfection!
13/08/19 19:57:00
Having had her 60th Birthday this year, Barbie is no spring chicken.
13/08/19 19:43:58
Kay F C.
13/08/19 19:06:03
Battery not included.
13/08/19 19:00:39
Coq au Vanessa
13/08/19 19:00:22
Spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A.
14/08/19 23:11:54
Pheasant girl
14/08/19 10:47:50
Poultry in lotion
14/08/19 10:34:22
You can stuff me now baby
14/08/19 8:16:27
Barbie’s hen night.
14/08/19 5:48:28
Barbies new shape modelled on the typical American and comes with free hot tub.
14/08/19 0:37:11
Where's the breast?
13/08/19 23:58:31
Tastes like fish? wtf?
13/08/19 23:33:55
When I asked the plastic surgeon to enlarge my boobs with chicken fillets, this isn’t what I had in mind.
13/08/19 21:54:41
Found her on Tin-der
13/08/19 21:49:52
Ken really shoulda put a ring on it.
13/08/19 21:25:24
Shake N Bake Barbie
13/08/19 21:22:39
This is only going to make girls' eating disorders worse.
13/08/19 21:21:45
Make a wish.
13/08/19 20:18:18
Friars Club is now roasting celebrity Barbie.
13/08/19 19:55:32
When Ken found Barbie had been playing around he gave her a roasting
13/08/19 19:38:23
Dolly Part On.
13/08/19 19:34:22
She was lovely at first but she turned out to be a right basket case.
13/08/19 19:28:36
A spatchcock teaser.
13/08/19 19:14:52
"I'm sorry darling, I know you're disappointed but Santa was a bit tight for cash this year so he had to combine your present with Christmas Dinner"
13/08/19 19:12:14
"I thought you said you were grilling some shrimp?"
13/08/19 19:08:22
"Hi there, I'm Sun Bed Barbie."
13/08/19 19:03:27
Dish of the day
13/08/19 19:03:11
Obese Barbie has got fake tan all over my hot tub.
13/08/19 19:03:10
She's a head of the game.
13/08/19 19:01:37
"Stop playing with your food."
13/08/19 19:01:08
I think my wife has hearing loss. I mentioned that my guilty pleasure is the Derby KFC.
13/08/19 19:00:47
Bootiful!
13/08/19 19:00:44
“It could do with a dollop of ketchup”
13/08/19 19:00:38
Roast Chick-in
13/08/19 19:00:29
Pussin
13/08/19 19:00:28
Blonde roast
13/08/19 19:00:17
“You’re going to love this Barbie chick, Ken”
13/08/19 19:00:06
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