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13/08/19 20:43:44
Beauty and the baste
13/08/19 20:02:20
Barbiecued chicken
13/08/19 20:00:04
"Her hair could do with a comb."
13/08/19 20:13:22
She goes down nicely after a bottle of wine.
13/08/19 20:42:45
She's in gravy danger.
13/08/19 20:40:43
Murder most fowl.
13/08/19 20:27:53
Ken,tuck in,fried chicken.
13/08/19 20:16:07
Dolly Bird
13/08/19 20:22:03
Hannibal Lecter's Mum: "Hannibal, whatever happened to that lovely girl you brought round for dinner the other day?"
13/08/19 20:20:27
Throw another Barbie on the chicken!
14/08/19 22:30:57
Grease Witherspoon
13/08/19 20:55:39
Barbie-Q
14/08/19 0:17:31
Bastewatch.
13/08/19 20:14:41
I don't understand modern pornography.
13/08/19 21:17:06
Nice face, shame about the legs.
13/08/19 20:30:29
Ken finally decided to try a girl with a bit of meat on her
13/08/19 20:22:42
She's living on borrowed thyme.
13/08/19 20:15:10
Leg or breast?
13/08/19 20:09:46
She is one hot chick.
13/08/19 20:00:08
Gwyneth Poultry
14/08/19 7:50:43
Love the skin you're in
13/08/19 21:38:59
Tastes like chicken.
13/08/19 21:19:33
Ken thought - Barbie is seared to perfection!
13/08/19 20:57:00
Having had her 60th Birthday this year, Barbie is no spring chicken.
13/08/19 20:43:58
Kay F C.
13/08/19 20:06:03
Battery not included.
13/08/19 20:00:39
Coq au Vanessa
13/08/19 20:00:22
Spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A.
15/08/19 0:11:54
Pheasant girl
14/08/19 11:47:50
Poultry in lotion
14/08/19 11:34:22
You can stuff me now baby
14/08/19 9:16:27
Barbie's hen night.
14/08/19 6:48:28
Barbies new shape modelled on the typical American and comes with free hot tub.
14/08/19 1:37:11
Where's the breast?
14/08/19 0:58:31
Tastes like fish? wtf?
14/08/19 0:33:55
When I asked the plastic surgeon to enlarge my boobs with chicken fillets, this isn't what I had in mind.
13/08/19 22:54:41
Found her on Tin-der
13/08/19 22:49:52
Ken really shoulda put a ring on it.
13/08/19 22:25:24
Shake N Bake Barbie
13/08/19 22:22:39
This is only going to make girls' eating disorders worse.
13/08/19 22:21:45
Make a wish.
13/08/19 21:18:18
Friars Club is now roasting celebrity Barbie.
13/08/19 20:55:32
When Ken found Barbie had been playing around he gave her a roasting
13/08/19 20:38:23
Dolly Part On.
13/08/19 20:34:22
She was lovely at first but she turned out to be a right basket case.
13/08/19 20:28:36
A spatchcock teaser.
13/08/19 20:14:52
"I'm sorry darling, I know you're disappointed but Santa was a bit tight for cash this year so he had to combine your present with Christmas Dinner"
13/08/19 20:12:14
"I thought you said you were grilling some shrimp?"
13/08/19 20:08:22
Dish of the day
13/08/19 20:03:11
Obese Barbie has got fake tan all over my hot tub.
13/08/19 20:03:10
She's a head of the game.
13/08/19 20:01:37
I think my wife has hearing loss. I mentioned that my guilty pleasure is the Derby KFC.
13/08/19 20:00:47
Bootiful!
13/08/19 20:00:44
"It could do with a dollop of ketchup"
13/08/19 20:00:38
Roast Chick-in
13/08/19 20:00:29
Pussin
13/08/19 20:00:28
Blonde roast
13/08/19 20:00:17
"You're going to love this Barbie chick, Ken"
13/08/19 20:00:06
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