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C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

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13/08/19 19:43:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3325Karyn Harrison

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 19:02:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37784Welsh Rarebit

Barbiecued chicken

13/08/19 19:00:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21030Ian Skelding

"Her hair could do with a comb."

13/08/19 19:13:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6255Dave Bryan

She goes down nicely after a bottle of wine.

13/08/19 19:42:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

She’s in gravy danger.

13/08/19 19:40:43

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 849Sam Cass

Murder most fowl.

13/08/19 19:27:53

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

Ken,tuck in,fried chicken.

13/08/19 19:16:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5026The Wolf

Dolly Bird

13/08/19 19:22:03

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Hannibal Lecter's Mum: "Hannibal, whatever happened to that lovely girl you brought round for dinner the other day?"

13/08/19 19:20:27

 
Lynne A Vote score: 25Lynne A

Throw another Barbie on the chicken!

14/08/19 21:30:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6255Dave Bryan

Grease Witherspoon

13/08/19 19:55:39

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

Barbie-Q

13/08/19 23:17:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22368Michael Winner

Bastewatch.

13/08/19 19:14:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22368Michael Winner

I don't understand modern pornography.

13/08/19 20:17:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30288Tony Edwards

Nice face, shame about the legs.

13/08/19 19:30:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4749Vivvy En

Ken finally decided to try a girl with a bit of meat on her

13/08/19 19:22:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9590Vanessa the Guesser

She's living on borrowed thyme.

13/08/19 19:15:10

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Leg or breast?

13/08/19 19:09:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 1220Molly R

She is one hot chick.

13/08/19 19:00:08

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Gwyneth Poultry

14/08/19 6:50:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7872Mr Dome

Love the skin you're in

13/08/19 20:38:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 773Willie Johnson

Tastes like chicken.

13/08/19 20:19:33

 
Stephanie Armstrong Stephanie Armstrong

Ken thought - Barbie is seared to perfection!

13/08/19 19:57:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37784Welsh Rarebit

Having had her 60th Birthday this year, Barbie is no spring chicken.

13/08/19 19:43:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7311Chris Keegan

Kay F C.

13/08/19 19:06:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9590Vanessa the Guesser

Battery not included.

13/08/19 19:00:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37784Welsh Rarebit

Coq au Vanessa

13/08/19 19:00:22

 
larry G. Vote score: 1382larry G.

Spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A.

14/08/19 23:11:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5313Stephen Bean

Pheasant girl

14/08/19 10:47:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5313Stephen Bean

Poultry in lotion

14/08/19 10:34:22

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

You can stuff me now baby

14/08/19 8:16:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9596Neil Mackenzie

Barbie’s hen night.

14/08/19 5:48:28

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 851Carey Sutton

Barbies new shape modelled on the typical American and comes with free hot tub.

14/08/19 0:37:11

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1377Scrunchy Doo

Where's the breast?

13/08/19 23:58:31

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

Tastes like fish? wtf?

13/08/19 23:33:55

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

When I asked the plastic surgeon to enlarge my boobs with chicken fillets, this isn’t what I had in mind.

13/08/19 21:54:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7872Mr Dome

Found her on Tin-der

13/08/19 21:49:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3325Karyn Harrison

Ken really shoulda put a ring on it.

13/08/19 21:25:24

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1377Scrunchy Doo

Shake N Bake Barbie

13/08/19 21:22:39

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1377Scrunchy Doo

This is only going to make girls' eating disorders worse.

13/08/19 21:21:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 773Willie Johnson

Make a wish.

13/08/19 20:18:18

 
larry G. Vote score: 1382larry G.

Friars Club is now roasting celebrity Barbie.

13/08/19 19:55:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4749Vivvy En

When Ken found Barbie had been playing around he gave her a roasting

13/08/19 19:38:23

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 849Sam Cass

Dolly Part On.

13/08/19 19:34:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7311Chris Keegan

She was lovely at first but she turned out to be a right basket case.

13/08/19 19:28:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21030Ian Skelding

A spatchcock teaser.

13/08/19 19:14:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5026The Wolf

"I'm sorry darling, I know you're disappointed but Santa was a bit tight for cash this year so he had to combine your present with Christmas Dinner"

13/08/19 19:12:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5992Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said you were grilling some shrimp?"

13/08/19 19:08:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5788Glyn Evans

"Hi there, I'm Sun Bed Barbie."

13/08/19 19:03:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3325Karyn Harrison

Dish of the day

13/08/19 19:03:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9590Vanessa the Guesser

Obese Barbie has got fake tan all over my hot tub.

13/08/19 19:03:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7311Chris Keegan

She's a head of the game.

13/08/19 19:01:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5788Glyn Evans

"Stop playing with your food."

13/08/19 19:01:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

I think my wife has hearing loss. I mentioned that my guilty pleasure is the Derby KFC.

13/08/19 19:00:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3325Karyn Harrison

Bootiful!

13/08/19 19:00:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5026The Wolf

“It could do with a dollop of ketchup”

13/08/19 19:00:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

Roast Chick-in

13/08/19 19:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37784Welsh Rarebit

Pussin

13/08/19 19:00:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3325Karyn Harrison

Blonde roast

13/08/19 19:00:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5026The Wolf

“You’re going to love this Barbie chick, Ken”

13/08/19 19:00:06

 
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