It scared the shit out of me.

31/10/19 12:41:56

Cone on Eileen.

27/01/20 16:31:42

My polka dots came off around here.

14/10/17 21:17:12

The only cyclist in Britain not riding on the pavement.

21/03/13 20:24:31

Shouldn't there be a plaque on the wall.

24/08/14 14:00:32

You look like a right tit wearing that hat.

01/12/20 14:44:22

I don't care what the critics say, I painted it & you've hung it the wrong way around.

14/01/20 14:07:19

He's certainly come out of his shell lately.

24/02/19 14:15:11

These magic eye illusions are getting better than ever.

27/10/18 15:46:38

Grabbed by the pussy.

26/06/21 13:32:00

Bear goggles

24/01/19 13:47:38

What's up cock?

02/09/14 10:23:32

Central eating.

23/06/13 20:10:55

Look at him, the Smaug bastard.

17/08/14 17:09:58

Just pussing through.

09/09/20 17:06:02

clever

The new al fresco restaurant only has a skeleton staff.

07/11/19 12:53:46

Who pickled Roger Rabbit?

21/10/19 14:42:10

We can't be married, there are no witnesses.

20/06/19 12:02:32

Not my real job, I'm just filling in.

01/02/19 17:13:22

China's slide towards capitalism.

22/03/17 11:50:33

Wow a rare white dalek.

05/07/21 13:22:21

Mary's on her monthly cycle, talk about period pain.

04/06/21 12:32:20

You called mallard?

23/11/20 14:50:52

Another year, another tory conference.

19/11/20 14:41:18

The underfrog.

04/10/20 13:58:54

What a glovely tree.

05/08/20 16:15:33

Clitty, clitty, bang bang

15/06/20 15:37:48

Did you just fart?

08/05/20 12:49:56

A body to die for.

04/08/19 13:48:25

Carpe dime

28/12/18 14:39:47

Derek's butt plug fetish was the death of him.

01/11/15 12:21:47

Can you tell what it is yeti?

19/07/14 14:30:56

His tits are bigger than mine.

10/02/14 11:29:54

Is it a good book?
Neigh.

11/06/21 13:12:13

A dog isn't just for kissmas.

20/01/21 14:20:15

A little higher & I'll be able to read your lips.

13/06/20 13:56:35

I call her Parton.

23/01/20 14:23:25

No, I don't taste like butter.

10/05/19 13:56:27

On a clear day you can see raw sewage.

03/02/19 13:58:42

Cuckooooooooooooooooooooooh

03/05/17 12:00:39

I've forgotten what I came to buy.

20/09/16 11:28:35

No Deborah he's mine.

20/01/15 9:17:05

Fisherman's girlfriend.

03/06/13 21:20:58

Leo's blow job wasn't the one he expected.

06/07/14 14:30:11

Flaming Ada.

29/05/14 14:26:32

You hit him with the mallet & I'll film it.

14/04/14 10:49:08

Blockheads.

01/04/14 11:19:16

Road works ahead.
I hope it does because it certainly doesn't here.

29/01/14 10:49:52

The future needs the past.

12/10/13 22:05:52

When I was a youngster all this was desert.

16/05/13 19:31:09

Are those jeans stuck in your crevice?

26/03/13 20:51:11

If you say he's headless, you're lion.

08/02/13 13:21:18

Heading down under.

04/01/13 12:34:41

My cat's a leg-end.

30/06/21 13:30:58

Inconvenience.

01/02/21 15:39:10

Who's a pretty bird?

22/11/20 13:31:33

OK boys I'm up for a foursome.

30/09/20 14:05:07

Harry Potter, I said Harry Potter themed

02/08/20 14:02:06

Vegetable porn is just plain weird.

09/07/20 13:25:53

clever

A foot shorter than i expected.

22/06/20 16:24:20

Edinburgh gets ready for the festival.

10/03/20 12:33:30

More grooming on the internet.

15/11/19 14:46:15

Bin Laden.

12/10/19 14:16:12

Miss Scarlett did it with everything all over the place.

18/09/19 10:51:47

Excuse me is there a restaurant around here?

16/09/19 14:19:59

Trump initiates pissing contest.

23/08/18 12:04:01

I've got a short attention span.

26/10/17 12:13:20

The hole tooth & nothing but the hole tooth.

30/09/17 14:46:49

Losers will meet Michael McIntyre.

16/06/17 18:49:19

This is how you do it Jeremy.

27/08/16 15:56:36

The nearly invisible nan.

10/05/16 11:05:10

Not where I'd go cherry picking.

24/03/16 10:19:58

If I could get that transplanted into my boyfriends mouth.

12/02/16 12:24:31

If he spots me I'll be plucked.

22/01/16 12:12:01

Nice dress but not very compact.

20/01/16 12:05:24

Size isn't everything if your technique is no good you can play elsewhere.

17/06/15 13:06:19

Ooooh, it's a screwdriver.

13/11/14 12:52:47

This is how you do the slits.

12/11/14 13:04:14

Duck au van.

07/06/21 12:41:57

Sex kittens.

15/04/21 15:40:10

Have you got room for a little one?

09/03/21 15:11:54

Damn it I've lost my bike.

17/02/21 15:35:00

Blow up dolls are getting weirder & weirder.

13/01/21 14:45:40

I'll not be impressed until the stabilisers are off.

09/11/20 12:58:58

Adam's family photograph.

29/08/20 13:12:35

Flock off & annoy someone else.

22/08/20 14:14:41

Pussy galore.

07/07/20 15:02:49

Balloonatics.

14/05/20 13:38:39

Ghost rider starring Rib Cage.

07/05/20 15:54:54

works on bollocks too at least it took mine.

09/04/20 14:39:07

Ann Summers newest pocket vibrator.

03/03/20 14:24:47

Boris Johnson tours the North of England.

24/01/20 13:57:06

Bloody spiders are bigger than ever this year.

28/12/19 14:00:20

My cup floweth.

20/09/19 12:47:16

She looks like that & you still believe that's she's a maiden.
What country are you from?

28/07/19 14:35:33

Catfishing

15/06/19 14:04:06

Luckily the chicken pox hasn't touched her face.

17/04/19 14:12:28

On a wing & a prayer

29/11/18 14:50:41

Sympathy for the old devil.

24/06/18 13:48:42

I'll fly from heron in.

29/03/18 14:22:51

Mary christmas everyone.

25/12/17 11:23:03

How do you know that I'm not a natural blonde?

20/12/17 15:44:11

All stand for the chairwoman.

17/06/17 17:10:55

Vested interest.

27/03/17 16:00:06

Trailer hitch.

25/03/17 17:09:59

Tail lights.

19/03/17 14:17:02

Disco inferno.

31/01/17 11:46:14

Crockpot hole.

11/01/17 12:19:43

Double your fun with the new Orgasmatron.

17/09/16 17:05:06

I'm not convinced that this will work.

01/09/16 11:32:42

Have you got mumps Gary there are swellings below your ears?.

31/08/16 11:10:29

Are we in derby yet?

30/07/16 22:22:26

While your down there Selina.

21/04/16 10:27:14

Just a little bit lower dad, I've nearly got him.

18/04/16 10:27:53

No, no, don't, don't, don't stop.

26/03/16 15:17:38

He's behind you.
Oh no he's not.
Oh yes he is.
Oh shit.

09/03/16 10:58:51

Cracking repair Grommit.

16/02/16 11:29:34

Honestly, Linda Lovelace used to practice on one of these.

03/12/15 13:18:51

Purrtains.

22/09/15 11:04:48

Concatenation.

20/07/15 10:45:09

look what I picked from my nose.

07/01/15 12:15:40

Let your fingers do the walking.

09/08/14 15:26:10

Hello Dolly.

15/07/14 10:58:56

Chairmen of the broad.

19/06/14 12:10:28

Linda attempts a three point turn.

28/03/14 10:58:48

Fishnets won't catch that tiddler.

30/12/13 20:25:40

Jeff got it down his neck & ended up legless.

17/12/13 20:09:15

Tunnel of love - FAIL.

13/09/13 16:53:17

Give me a hand, I'm shattered.

17/07/13 20:19:37

Alfred E. Neuman prostitutes his art.

30/06/13 19:04:52

Get an Eiffel of this.

27/05/13 20:34:29

Don't toss that, someone will get kilt.

05/05/13 16:34:47

Digital manipulation.

24/04/13 20:42:31

No one tells the queen to pick it up.

18/04/13 20:03:17

Davros meets the new doctor.

16/02/13 22:46:21

Fifth one this week.

Tue 14:33:18

Mighty mouse.

19/06/21 16:04:47

I've dropped a bollock, these two are heavier than I thought.

17/06/21 15:31:28

Tour du farce.

03/06/21 15:16:00

Do I nose you?

02/05/21 14:31:37

Some people have class & style but the photgrapher couldn't find any in Torquay.

01/04/21 13:49:16

Measuring the flappers.

14/02/21 14:35:46

Razing the roof.

11/02/21 13:37:48

French pornography is weird.

09/02/21 13:07:03

Horny, horny, horny.

01/02/21 15:34:36

Brexit ahead.

01/01/21 14:59:47

I need a bridge loan to complete the job.

17/12/20 13:25:14

Dick of the day.

13/12/20 13:17:53

I have no explantion.

06/12/20 14:17:16

Mounting bike.

02/12/20 14:45:55

Can I play a train game? Chew chew.

16/11/20 13:35:48

Masked marauder.

06/11/20 14:26:58

I'm gonna get that 'kin' fairy this year.

24/10/20 13:53:23

I'm not sure about using ths new dildo.

15/10/20 14:16:15

Did you have long hair when you were a young hippy mom?

15/10/20 14:10:38

The night has a thousand eyes.

30/09/20 14:11:24

Bugger trying hard to get.
I'm yours, take me big boy.

10/09/20 13:42:34

Hi Goldie I'm back.

23/08/20 14:52:46

Michael's ferret day.

20/07/20 12:47:55

This dog looks like a cool cat.

20/07/20 12:44:28

At least he's not in a tent.

20/07/20 12:43:04

Hanging on the telephone (line).

07/06/20 14:06:23

ham for me, fruit for my wife, sausages for the kids & a dildo for grandma

04/05/20 16:40:45

Dead grateful.

26/04/20 14:34:37

Hi, I'm Pink, Floyd.

15/02/20 14:03:24

Created by a noted milliner.

28/01/20 11:35:16

Little red riding good.

22/01/20 14:25:25

Stop lying around all day Treevor.

14/01/20 13:58:52

Zaphod Beeblebrox has sex change in new remake of The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

11/01/20 15:02:23

If the shoe tits.

29/12/19 13:09:54

Watch with grandmother.

09/12/19 17:12:06

Would you like your bush trimmed miss?

27/11/19 12:56:23

I thought that shit came out of his mouth, I didn't know he ate it as well.

04/10/19 12:43:33

Made by Claude Balls.

02/10/19 13:13:35

Cuntry music.

19/09/19 12:08:20

The Avons have a day out without the car.

14/09/19 15:14:37

Being in the foreground makes him appear larger than me.

28/08/19 16:29:08

Stop, don't carry on.

25/08/19 13:40:18

nother man dressed like a twat.

19/08/19 13:43:17

Meaty, beaty, big & bouncy.

10/08/19 16:08:29

Is she carrying her sheep?
No it's her goat see.

31/07/19 14:39:38

Fire watchers Raleigh round.

16/07/19 13:30:34

Slay ride.

01/07/19 14:06:51

I love to see a ginger pussy.

28/06/19 12:57:58

Roll me over, lay me down & do it again.

01/06/19 13:48:04

Sex dolls are getting more & more realistic.

19/05/19 13:12:52

Michael Gove before his surgery.

15/04/19 15:06:55

Ice legs shame about the place.

02/03/19 17:21:46

No we do not stock port.

03/12/18 17:25:28

Say hi to Spike.

17/11/18 16:26:02

I can't think of a caption but I do find this very funny. Well thought out.

17/11/18 16:22:02

Paul Simon's inspiration for a song.

07/11/18 13:36:09

Given the boot.

26/08/18 14:26:49

Arthur gets married today.

26/07/18 12:19:11

Sorry mom, it wasn't wind.

26/06/18 17:25:55

Linda Lovelace hasn't aged well.

22/06/18 13:42:35

What do you mean we can't come in, Do you know who we are?

No.

14/06/18 14:18:39

Ice cream shoes? Cobblers.

28/05/18 19:32:10

The emporor's new jeans.

08/05/18 12:43:18

What a joker?

23/04/18 13:27:08