Barrie Bullock

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	It scared the shit out of me. 31/10/19 12:41:56	16

	Cone on Eileen. 27/01/20 16:31:42	15

	My polka dots came off around here. 14/10/17 20:17:12	2 11

	The only cyclist in Britain not riding on the pavement. 21/03/13 20:24:31	10

	Shouldn't there be a plaque on the wall. 24/08/14 13:00:32	1 9

	You look like a right tit wearing that hat. 01/12/20 14:44:22	1 8
"I'd rather look like a tit than a cock sparrow!" said the sparrow. --Karyn Harrison
	I don't care what the critics say, I painted it & you've hung it the wrong way around. 14/01/20 14:07:19	8

	He's certainly come out of his shell lately. 24/02/19 14:15:11	8

	These magic eye illusions are getting better than ever. 27/10/18 14:46:38	8

	Grabbed by the pussy. 26/06/21 12:32:00	7

	Bear goggles 24/01/19 13:47:38	7

	What's up cock? 02/09/14 9:23:32	7

	Central eating. 23/06/13 19:10:55	7

	Look at him, the Smaug bastard. 17/08/14 16:09:58	6

	lol Tory manifesto. 27/10/22 12:22:27	6

	Just pussing through. 09/09/20 16:06:02	6

	clever The new al fresco restaurant only has a skeleton staff. 07/11/19 12:53:46	6

	Who pickled Roger Rabbit? 21/10/19 13:42:10	6

	We can't be married, there are no witnesses. 20/06/19 11:02:32	6

	Not my real job, I'm just filling in. 01/02/19 17:13:22	6

	China's slide towards capitalism. 22/03/17 11:50:33	6

	I bet the lads notice our nipples now. 04/01/23 16:37:01	5

	These sliding puzzles are getting harder. 04/09/22 14:03:24	5

	Head baker. 17/08/22 13:05:26	5

	Wow a rare white dalek. 05/07/21 12:22:21	2 5
"Exfoliate! Exfoliate!" --Glyn Evans
	Mary's on her monthly cycle, talk about period pain. 04/06/21 11:32:20	5

	You called mallard? 23/11/20 14:50:52	5

	Another year, another tory conference. 19/11/20 14:41:18	5

	The underfrog. 04/10/20 12:58:54	5

	What a glovely tree. 05/08/20 15:15:33	5

	Clitty, clitty, bang bang 15/06/20 14:37:48	1 5
Lick that if you can can. --Morgan .
	Did you just fart? 08/05/20 11:49:56	5

	A body to die for. 04/08/19 12:48:25	5

	Carpe dime 28/12/18 14:39:47	2 5
Carpe Dime? --Michael Winner
	Derek's butt plug fetish was the death of him. 01/11/15 12:21:47	5

	Can you tell what it is yeti? 19/07/14 13:30:56	5

	His tits are bigger than mine. 10/02/14 11:29:54	5

	Do you fancy an ommlette for lunch for the next two weeks? 03/01/23 13:34:42	4

	I don't understand modern pornography. 18/10/22 16:10:23	4

	Is it a good book? Neigh. 11/06/21 12:12:13	4

	A dog isn't just for kissmas. 20/01/21 14:20:15	4

	A little higher & I'll be able to read your lips. 13/06/20 12:56:35	4

	I call her Parton. 23/01/20 14:23:25	4

	No, I don't taste like butter. 10/05/19 12:56:27	4

	On a clear day you can see raw sewage. 03/02/19 13:58:42	4

	Cuckooooooooooooooooooooooh 03/05/17 11:00:39	4

	I've forgotten what I came to buy. 20/09/16 10:28:35	4

	No Deborah he's mine. 20/01/15 9:17:05	4

	Fisherman's girlfriend. 03/06/13 20:20:58	4

	Leo's blow job wasn't the one he expected. 06/07/14 13:30:11	3

	Flaming Ada. 29/05/14 13:26:32	3

	You hit him with the mallet & I'll film it. 14/04/14 9:49:08	3

	Blockheads. 01/04/14 10:19:16	3

	Road works ahead. I hope it does because it certainly doesn't here. 29/01/14 10:49:52	3

	The future needs the past. 12/10/13 21:05:52	1 3
Wow- what a genuinely lovely caption. It makes a nice change, but... are you sure that you've come to the right website? :) --Michael Winner
	When I was a youngster all this was desert. 16/05/13 18:31:09	3

	Are those jeans stuck in your crevice? 26/03/13 20:51:11	3

	If you say he's headless, you're lion. 08/02/13 13:21:18	3

	Heading down under. 04/01/13 12:34:41	3

	A hair of the human. 09/12/22 14:40:53	3

	The red arrows know how to party. 30/06/22 12:59:01	3

	Fail. 16/02/22 12:24:33	3

	Clockwise from top left :- Spencer, Dave, Marty, Phoebe & some nonentity. 31/12/21 14:58:33	3

	How does she walk in those heels? 25/12/21 11:35:54	3

	Llama, llama ding dong. 17/11/21 15:18:53	3

	Photo bummed. 07/11/21 14:33:50	3

	My cat's a leg-end. 30/06/21 12:30:58	3

	Inconvenience. 01/02/21 15:39:10	3

	Who's a pretty bird? 22/11/20 13:31:33	3

	OK boys I'm up for a foursome. 30/09/20 13:05:07	3

	Harry Potter, I said Harry Potter themed 02/08/20 13:02:06	3

	Vegetable porn is just plain weird. 09/07/20 12:25:53	3

	clever A foot shorter than i expected. 22/06/20 15:24:20	3

	Edinburgh gets ready for the festival. 10/03/20 12:33:30	3

	More grooming on the internet. 15/11/19 14:46:15	3

	Bin Laden. 12/10/19 13:16:12	3

	Miss Scarlett did it with everything all over the place. 18/09/19 9:51:47	3

	Excuse me is there a restaurant around here? 16/09/19 13:19:59	3

	Trump initiates pissing contest. 23/08/18 11:04:01	3

	I've got a short attention span. 26/10/17 11:13:20	3

	The hole tooth & nothing but the hole tooth. 30/09/17 13:46:49	4 3

	Losers will meet Michael McIntyre. 16/06/17 17:49:19	3

	This is how you do it Jeremy. 27/08/16 14:56:36	3

	The nearly invisible nan. 10/05/16 10:05:10	3

	Not where I'd go cherry picking. 24/03/16 10:19:58	3

	If I could get that transplanted into my boyfriends mouth. 12/02/16 12:24:31	3

	If he spots me I'll be plucked. 22/01/16 12:12:01	3

	Nice dress but not very compact. 20/01/16 12:05:24	3

	Size isn't everything if your technique is no good you can play elsewhere. 17/06/15 12:06:19	3

	Ooooh, it's a screwdriver. 13/11/14 12:52:47	3

	This is how you do the slits. 12/11/14 13:04:14	3

	Billy Connelley still can't raise a laugh. 16/10/22 14:52:05	2

	Billy No-mates gets a woody. 31/08/22 13:39:40	2

	I'm too sexy for my shirt. 11/04/22 13:21:26	2

	Is that a vintage Woolseley? 09/03/22 14:19:18	2 2
Not as vintage as the 12:01:52 --Mr Dome
	Balloonatic. 23/11/21 14:26:50	2

	Give me the fiver before I give you the blow job. 11/11/21 14:45:34	2

	I think the poor girl deserves a better obituary. 21/08/21 13:31:01	2

	Dead for ten years & still has a hairy pussy. 17/01/23 16:26:35	1

	The little devil just jumped on. 01/01/23 15:41:49	1

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