	This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions							1014	648	#120
Comments	1	2	#7	1	2	#7	159	103	#42

Barrie Bullock

signed up: 9 years, 3 months ago
profile viewed: 0 time(s) this week
caption quota: 13
caption votes given since joining: 14,270
comment quota: 49
comment votes given since joining: 239
super vote quota: 271

send private message captions comments received

To send a private message to Barrie please log in

captions

It scared the shit out of me.

31/10/19 12:41:56

Cone on Eileen.

27/01/20 16:31:42

My polka dots came off around here.

14/10/17 21:17:12

The only cyclist in Britain not riding on the pavement.

21/03/13 20:24:31

Shouldn't there be a plaque on the wall.

24/08/14 14:00:32

You look like a right tit wearing that hat.

01/12/20 14:44:22

"I'd rather look like a tit than a cock sparrow!" said the sparrow. --Karyn Harrison

I don't care what the critics say, I painted it & you've hung it the wrong way around.

14/01/20 14:07:19

He's certainly come out of his shell lately.

24/02/19 14:15:11

These magic eye illusions are getting better than ever.

27/10/18 15:46:38

Grabbed by the pussy.

26/06/21 13:32:00

Bear goggles

24/01/19 13:47:38

What's up cock?

02/09/14 10:23:32

Central eating.

23/06/13 20:10:55

Look at him, the Smaug bastard.

17/08/14 17:09:58

Just pussing through.

09/09/20 17:06:02

clever

The new al fresco restaurant only has a skeleton staff.

07/11/19 12:53:46

Who pickled Roger Rabbit?

21/10/19 14:42:10

We can't be married, there are no witnesses.

20/06/19 12:02:32

Not my real job, I'm just filling in.

01/02/19 17:13:22

China's slide towards capitalism.

22/03/17 11:50:33

Wow a rare white dalek.

05/07/21 13:22:21

"Exfoliate! Exfoliate!" --Glyn Evans

Mary's on her monthly cycle, talk about period pain.

04/06/21 12:32:20

You called mallard?

23/11/20 14:50:52

Another year, another tory conference.

19/11/20 14:41:18

The underfrog.

04/10/20 13:58:54

What a glovely tree.

05/08/20 16:15:33

Clitty, clitty, bang bang

15/06/20 15:37:48

Lick that if you can can. --Morgan .

Did you just fart?

08/05/20 12:49:56

A body to die for.

04/08/19 13:48:25

Carpe dime

28/12/18 14:39:47

Carpe Dime? --Michael Winner

Derek's butt plug fetish was the death of him.

01/11/15 12:21:47

Can you tell what it is yeti?

19/07/14 14:30:56

His tits are bigger than mine.

10/02/14 11:29:54

Is it a good book?
Neigh.

11/06/21 13:12:13

A dog isn't just for kissmas.

20/01/21 14:20:15

A little higher & I'll be able to read your lips.

13/06/20 13:56:35

I call her Parton.

23/01/20 14:23:25

No, I don't taste like butter.

10/05/19 13:56:27

On a clear day you can see raw sewage.

03/02/19 13:58:42

Cuckooooooooooooooooooooooh

03/05/17 12:00:39

I've forgotten what I came to buy.

20/09/16 11:28:35

No Deborah he's mine.

20/01/15 9:17:05

Fisherman's girlfriend.

03/06/13 21:20:58

Leo's blow job wasn't the one he expected.

06/07/14 14:30:11

Flaming Ada.

29/05/14 14:26:32

You hit him with the mallet & I'll film it.

14/04/14 10:49:08

Blockheads.

01/04/14 11:19:16

Road works ahead.
I hope it does because it certainly doesn't here.

29/01/14 10:49:52

The future needs the past.

12/10/13 22:05:52

Wow- what a genuinely lovely caption. It makes a nice change, but... are you sure that you've come to the right website? :) --Michael Winner

When I was a youngster all this was desert.

16/05/13 19:31:09

Are those jeans stuck in your crevice?

26/03/13 20:51:11

If you say he's headless, you're lion.

08/02/13 13:21:18

04/01/13 12:34:41

30/06/21 13:30:58

01/02/21 15:39:10

22/11/20 13:31:33

OK boys I'm up for a foursome.

30/09/20 14:05:07

Harry Potter, I said Harry Potter themed

02/08/20 14:02:06

Vegetable porn is just plain weird.

09/07/20 13:25:53

clever

A foot shorter than i expected.

22/06/20 16:24:20

Edinburgh gets ready for the festival.

10/03/20 12:33:30

More grooming on the internet.

15/11/19 14:46:15

Bin Laden.

12/10/19 14:16:12

Miss Scarlett did it with everything all over the place.

18/09/19 10:51:47

Excuse me is there a restaurant around here?

16/09/19 14:19:59

Trump initiates pissing contest.

23/08/18 12:04:01

I've got a short attention span.

26/10/17 12:13:20

The hole tooth & nothing but the hole tooth.

30/09/17 14:46:49

Losers will meet Michael McIntyre.

16/06/17 18:49:19

This is how you do it Jeremy.

27/08/16 15:56:36

The nearly invisible nan.

10/05/16 11:05:10

Not where I'd go cherry picking.

24/03/16 10:19:58

If I could get that transplanted into my boyfriends mouth.

12/02/16 12:24:31

If he spots me I'll be plucked.

22/01/16 12:12:01

Nice dress but not very compact.

20/01/16 12:05:24

Size isn't everything if your technique is no good you can play elsewhere.

17/06/15 13:06:19

Ooooh, it's a screwdriver.

13/11/14 12:52:47

This is how you do the slits.

12/11/14 13:04:14

I think the poor girl deserves a better obituary.

21/08/21 14:31:01

Don't look at M..............Oh too late.

(Nodding at 12:40:39)

31/08/21 16:15:29

Fill the trolley & stop loafing around.

23/08/21 16:20:18

last comments (total: 14)

Thank you. smilie face

[anon]

30/09/17
8:52pm

comment on caption:
The hole tooth & nothing but the hole tooth. [Barrie Bullock]

No probs.

(caption author)

01/10/17
5:53pm

comment on caption:
The hole tooth & nothing but the hole tooth. [Barrie Bullock]

"Right here, foreshore?"

[anon]

15/10/17
5:36am

comment on caption:
My polka dots came off around here. [Barrie Bullock]

(caption author)

15/10/17
4:25pm

comment on caption:
My polka dots came off around here. [Barrie Bullock]

Carpe Dime?

Michael Winner

28/12/18
6:31pm

comment on caption:
Carpe dime [Barrie Bullock]

That's what I meant to post. :)

(caption author)

28/12/18
6:36pm

comment on caption:
Carpe dime [Barrie Bullock]

Lick that if you can can.

Morgan .

16/06/20
10:41am

comment on caption:
Clitty, clitty, bang bang [Barrie Bullock]

"I'd rather look like a tit than a cock sparrow!" said the sparrow.

Karyn Harrison

01/12/20
10:06pm

comment on caption:
You look like a right tit wearing that hat. [Barrie Bullock]

"Exfoliate! Exfoliate!"

Glyn Evans

05/07/21
8:56pm

comment on caption:
Wow a rare white dalek. [Barrie Bullock]

Excellent.

(caption author)

06/07/21
1:57pm

comment on caption:
Wow a rare white dalek. [Barrie Bullock]

more comments

Barrie Bullock

best latest latest and best captions

last comments (total: 14)

captions