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Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

First class male.

15/01/20 12:00:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6608Glyn Evans

Letterhead

15/01/20 12:09:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Have you seen Phil lately?

15/01/20 12:00:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6131Greg Curtis

"Hey, that's your choice... and how would you like to be addressed?"

15/01/20 13:24:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

Private Smith couldn't understand why he was always being posted overseas.

15/01/20 14:02:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

"Yes, you're through to A & E, you say someone stamped on your head?"

15/01/20 12:26:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

Meet Stanley Gibbons

15/01/20 12:06:10

 
stone face Vote score: 7639stone face

"Are you sure this is the cheapest way we can get on holiday, dad."

15/01/20 16:50:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

Exhibit one your Honour. My Client pleads guilty to sticking stamps all over Dave’s head but you can clearly see there is no damage to the victims face. I put it to you the real perpetrator of Dave’s two black eyes, broken nose and missing teeth is the Post Master General in the Sorting Room with the Franking Stamper.

15/01/20 15:10:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

It's now quicker and cheaper to post yourself to work each day rather than commute on South Western trains

15/01/20 12:12:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

No wonder Dave's always been treated like a second class citizen.

15/01/20 12:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

Royal Male

15/01/20 12:00:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 515Charles Gilbert

He's gone postal!

15/01/20 17:50:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9803Dave Bryan

Some of these stamps are worth more than their face value.

15/01/20 16:05:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

Do not bend.

15/01/20 15:20:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

Dave was sent to Coventry.

15/01/20 14:58:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

"So, do you have any hobbies?"

15/01/20 13:06:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12091Vanessa the Guesser

He won't fit in my box.

15/01/20 12:26:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Head postmaster

15/01/20 12:22:37

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Harry won't miss his mother as he travels to Canada

15/01/20 12:12:16

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Those people smugglers are creative!

15/01/20 12:09:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4657Karyn Harrison

🎵 You send me

15/01/20 12:02:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10251Stephen Bean

Justin Timbrelike

15/01/20 12:00:43

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You're welcome. Yes, it's fine by me if you change it.  --Karyn Harrison
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

Terence Stamp

15/01/20 12:00:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

Police are appealing for information after a man was set upon by violent thugs and repeatedly stamped on…

15/01/20 12:00:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22913Michael Winner

I can't say that I approve of these Burns unit pranksters.

15/01/20 17:45:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"I'm afraid that won't work sir, you will have to pay the airfare like everyone else."

15/01/20 12:49:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1823Rachel P

🎵Signed Sealed Delivered (I'm Yours)🎵

15/01/20 12:40:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10251Stephen Bean

"I was expecting worse when you said you had 5416 perforations on your face."

15/01/20 12:33:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

Frankingstein's Monster

15/01/20 12:10:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

The only way Harry will get his face on a stamp

15/01/20 12:06:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

Parcel Parceau

15/01/20 12:04:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Facebook of stamps

15/01/20 12:04:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Wasn't he one of The Lickly Lads?

15/01/20 12:00:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10251Stephen Bean

"I've been worried about Phil lately..."

15/01/20 12:00:05

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Post Man

16/01/20 4:28:00

 
Joe Vote score: 1618Joe

Post modern

15/01/20 21:09:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1297Mark Wilson

Royal Mail: we have tried to deliver a parcel while you were out.

Have left it behind wheelie bin.

15/01/20 15:25:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5973Vivvy En

"Hello, Customer Services...? I'd like to complain. At first I was really pleased with my mail order but then when things started to get a bit steamy it went wrinkly and fell apart."

15/01/20 14:28:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22245Ian Skelding

"I'm afraid due to being stamped on you also have perforated eardrums."

15/01/20 14:16:47

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 959Sam Cass

Addressing "anonymous".

15/01/20 13:57:31

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 959Sam Cass

♫ "Return to Sender. Address the unknown..."♫

15/01/20 13:55:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

"For goodness sakes Phil, I'm sorry I forgot to get you a new stamp album for Christmas."

15/01/20 13:45:38

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11663 Smuldo

Postage stamps now on sale at face value.

15/01/20 13:44:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"The rest of the collection were soggy and useless."
"Why."
"Something about he stampede."

15/01/20 13:34:00

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Post face lift

15/01/20 13:30:35

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Well licked

15/01/20 13:30:00

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1823Rachel P

Guilty by affixiation

15/01/20 13:23:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

This abuse of trainee post office clerks needs to be stamped out.

15/01/20 12:53:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

Post-It Nut

15/01/20 12:49:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

And here's what you will look like post-op.

15/01/20 12:49:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"That's Derek Ivery, or 'Special Del' to his mates".

15/01/20 12:47:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

The sad truth behind Postman Pat's cancellation.

15/01/20 12:45:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4657Karyn Harrison

🎵 Stuck on Hugh

15/01/20 12:30:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

It's time to stamp out identity theft.

15/01/20 12:19:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

Postman

15/01/20 12:14:05

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Scarier than Pinhead

15/01/20 12:09:57

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

New face of the first class stamp

15/01/20 12:09:14

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1823Rachel P

Frank had learned to live with his postmarks

15/01/20 12:09:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4657Karyn Harrison

What a tête!

15/01/20 12:07:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10251Stephen Bean

"I'm suffering from mail pattern baldness..."

15/01/20 12:06:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12091Vanessa the Guesser

He's been around a bit.

15/01/20 12:03:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"...and my spa face mask STILL didn't get here on time"

15/01/20 12:01:24

 
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