lol clever

Made in China

22/03/20 12:31:59

"You should get that checked".

23/10/20 8:31:02

Running out of police officers and soldiers, as a last resort London Zoo jumps in to help secure the 2012 Olympics.

19/07/12 20:00:14

Spitting Image

01/10/11 11:01:17

"Fire in the Hole!"

12/02/13 20:18:27

The Iranian athlete who dissapointedly finished last in the steeplechase, was given an incentive to save his country's honor at the Paralympics.

21/08/12 20:01:20

Hundreds of desperate unemployed EU refugees undertake a long and hazardous journey across the mediterranean in hope of a better future in Africa.

16/08/12 11:03:31

Fruit of the Froome

29/03/20 20:42:46

Le Coq Sportif.

06/03/16 21:29:26

"Say Cheese!"

06/05/15 12:22:19

A Delft Hitler.

05/08/14 20:04:34

"Anyone seen my other oven glove?"

14/10/13 20:25:53

lol

Know your customer. Lesson 54:
How to say hi to the Masaai.

03/01/13 11:02:07

"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!"

24/11/12 20:03:20

lol

"I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!"

06/01/14 12:41:48

🎵 Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. 🎵

24/07/12 20:00:14

"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters".

27/06/12 16:25:19

The grim sneaker

19/02/21 8:41:38

"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep"

01/11/12 12:32:01

"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque".

01/07/12 11:16:09

"Woman Overbored"!

07/02/12 20:02:52

Now that's a weird fortune cookie!

22/11/13 21:03:08

creative

Snakes on a pain.

26/08/13 20:13:54

Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab.

23/11/12 8:37:00

"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing."

11/11/12 20:05:58

Infant Van Gogh.

14/05/12 18:24:16

I need backcup!

15/11/11 20:01:49

lol

If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles..

20/03/13 20:06:09

Best before: June 2128.

29/12/12 20:00:14

"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?"

23/02/12 12:54:03

Snow Patrol.

19/02/12 20:08:34

Max felt Alienated.

01/02/12 20:00:11

Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea.

24/01/12 11:13:08

♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪

18/01/12 11:00:08

"That's very nice honey, now back to your webcam."

03/03/16 20:14:21

Dresscrosser.

24/12/13 9:06:28

Wailing wall.

05/06/13 9:21:25

Mercury Rising.

17/04/13 20:09:34

Vespcargot.

26/03/13 8:05:16

Coq au Gran.

30/03/12 13:17:44

Wraparazzi

06/11/11 12:24:07

Craptioneer

06/10/11 11:00:24

The Fashion of the Christ.

21/08/11 11:13:51

Caution, low hanging zipper.

08/03/20 12:11:28

Phil in the blancs

22/02/20 16:47:55

lol

Poop Art

13/05/16 20:58:46

🎵 I'm singing in the Rhine. 🎵

22/03/16 9:49:06

Mixed Martial Arse.

07/03/16 13:14:34

creative

"Don't worry dad, we took the hamster out before we lit the matches."

26/05/14 12:29:40

"Sounds like the clutch has gone Pete."

25/09/13 13:03:42

Advantage Pete Pampers.

07/05/13 12:20:39

"I don't exactly know what happened officer, first there were reindeer crossing the road followed by a flying sled!"

24/12/12 12:04:35

The Devil's Advocaat.

22/12/12 20:40:52

Another successful Boot Sale.

19/04/12 20:33:39

Save the Ale.

24/02/12 11:14:37

F#%%@&*!! Not one pair!

07/12/11 11:01:51

Cause of death: Sofacation.

30/09/11 11:15:17

Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message..

15/09/11 11:48:01

Platypup

21/03/20 10:51:06

Rumanians believed to be behind mysterious disappearances of houses from African villages.

27/10/13 12:00:44

"All hands on Dick!"

23/05/13 20:04:21

Trigger Finger.

14/01/13 20:21:57

"A wedding ring? Never!"

14/01/13 20:11:01

May the Ford be with you.

23/11/12 20:01:02

"No time to explain, just say we found it like this when we got here"

11/09/12 21:35:51

Marbellous!

14/01/12 12:27:42

Another one bites the crust.

18/11/11 11:13:28

Are you a leg or a breast man?

20/09/11 18:28:08

Let me teach you about the long arm of the law constable Harris.

18/08/11 11:29:27

My first Bagpipe.

14/01/14 21:06:43

Sci-Pie.

03/08/13 13:59:45

Boulevard of Broken Streams.

02/04/13 20:07:16

The Wedding Flashers.

29/07/12 20:03:50

Dave suffered from chronic nightstares.

15/07/12 20:00:25

Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!"

08/06/12 11:29:04

After a divorce, the woman often takes the house.

20/02/12 11:06:33

Madama Butterfly

24/01/12 20:00:06

Doris was even late for her own funeral.

09/11/11 20:00:10

Chris adding some embedded marketing on Caption.me

07/09/11 11:52:58

Spot the 75 differences.

17/07/11 11:28:07

"2 pizza tuna delivery?"

28/02/21 13:10:23

Something's Amish here.

08/03/20 10:53:35

"Would you like 3M of garlic bread with that?"

18/04/16 12:06:24

Windows Patch.

23/03/16 14:21:40

"Just in time, I was running low."

19/03/16 20:04:35

"Why are you writing such filth?"
- "It's a tattoo for some dumb westener that wants me to create his name in Chinese Astrology, so I thought this will put a smile on the face of the guy taking his order next time he visits a Chinese restaurant."

04/03/15 21:15:36

"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama."

01/05/21 8:18:00

Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!!

25/12/20 8:29:17

"And here we are live as the wife is giving birth.."

20/12/20 8:08:01

"He's been with us for 4 years now, attacking everything and everyone; we call him Trump".

08/11/20 8:29:21

Ma hammered Ali.

06/09/20 14:35:30

He was down under a minute.

06/06/20 12:39:35

How many village heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

16/02/20 20:45:23

"..and tomorrow I will finish my masterpiece."
-"Don't forget to bring enough grey."

17/06/18 20:18:34

Two-legged circus dog rudely pulled off stage.

30/07/17 20:04:55

The Cadillac Jellyfish waits for a Hatchback to pass underneath to swallow it whole.

19/03/16 21:02:52

Steamboat

04/05/15 12:05:59

Mitsubitchy.

29/04/15 20:03:54

Between a rock and a hard case.

27/11/14 20:00:22

Granacondad.

17/01/14 20:01:43