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Guideaux
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Picking up the Captions again.
Try reading captions out loud...
Age: 40
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19/07/12 19:00:14 |
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Brilliance! --Chris Beach
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01/10/11 10:01:17 |
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12/02/13 20:18:27 |
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21/08/12 19:01:20 |
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06/03/16 21:29:26 |
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06/05/15 11:22:19 |
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05/08/14 19:04:34 |
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" 14/10/13 19:25:53 |
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Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant. --Michael Winner
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Know your customer. Lesson 54: 03/01/13 11:02:07 |
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"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!" 24/11/12 20:03:20 |
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"I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!" 06/01/14 12:41:48 |
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♫ Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. ♫ 24/07/12 19:00:14 |
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"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters". 27/06/12 15:25:19 |
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"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep" 01/11/12 12:32:01 |
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"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque". 01/07/12 10:16:09 |
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07/02/12 20:02:52 |
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Now that's a weird fortune cookie! 22/11/13 21:03:08 |
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26/08/13 19:13:54 |
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Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab. 23/11/12 8:37:00 |
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"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing." 11/11/12 20:05:58 |
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14/05/12 17:24:16 |
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15/11/11 20:01:49 |
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If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles.. 20/03/13 20:06:09 |
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29/12/12 20:00:14 |
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"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?" 23/02/12 12:54:03 |
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19/02/12 20:08:34 |
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01/02/12 20:00:11 |
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Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea. 24/01/12 11:13:08 |
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♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪ 18/01/12 11:00:08 |
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"That's very nice honey, now back to your webcam." 03/03/16 20:14:21 |
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24/12/13 9:06:28 |
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06/10/11 10:00:24 |
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13/05/16 19:58:46 |
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22/03/16 9:49:06 |
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07/03/16 13:14:34 |
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"Don't worry dad, we took the hamster out before we lit the matches." 26/05/14 11:29:40 |
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"Sounds like the clutch has gone Pete." 25/09/13 12:03:42 |
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07/05/13 11:20:39 |
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24/12/12 12:04:35 |
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All hands on Dick?
7:06pm
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"All hands on Dick!" [Guideaux]
haha thanks!
7:32pm
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"All hands on Dick!" [Guideaux]
Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant.
10:18pm
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" [Guideaux]
Cheers Michael.
12:07am
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" [Guideaux]
Don't know why this isn't getting more votes, it's brilliant!
8:22pm
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Granacondad. [Guideaux]
Thanks Michael! I didn't want to put in "-" or capitals which might have been more noticeable.
8:03am
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Granacondad. [Guideaux]
I laughed at the thought of ♫ I'm sixty and I know it ♫
2:10pm
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♫ I'm sexy and I know it. ♫ [Guideaux]
Better!
2:48pm
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♫ I'm sexy and I know it. ♫ [Guideaux]
Fathers for justice.
9:46am
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Robokindergartencop. [Guideaux]
Perfect caption!
7:23pm
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Typical case of blue balls. [Guideaux]