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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other countries had censored their press to keep up morale during WWI. The funniest thing of all though is the fact that as the virus spread across the world, it wasn't known as "Spanish" flu everywhere - xenophobia meant that it kept changing source country. Don't like another country? Associate their national identity with this disease etc. I wonder if there's examples of politicians using national identities to label pollution and nuclear fall out?
8:28am
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Made in China [Guideaux .]
If we were approaching a general election, The Daily Mail would be calling it Corbynvirus.
8:33am
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Made in China [Guideaux .]
The race to find a cure.
2:08pm
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Made in China [Guideaux .]
I like how you spelled bleach. Very descriptive. You could just imagine someone drinking it and saying "BLEECH!". (*But don't do this at home.)
9:19pm
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"Can I have another pint of bleech please?" [Guideaux .]
If that came on to the market, it'd be terrible if someone got them mixed up
4:30pm
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Anal-B® [Guideaux .]
Eddy Redmane?
8:04pm
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"Here's Eddy!" [Guideaux .]
It must be difficult trying to 'lip sync' with a cigarette in your mouth.
4:07pm
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♫ Won't you take me to Monkeytown? ♫ [Guideaux .]
They can pull their lips pretty far up and show their gums.
4:55pm
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♫ Won't you take me to Monkeytown? ♫ [Guideaux .]
Maybe: "chequered" would've been better, but already got a vote...
7:51am
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"You should get that checked". [Guideaux .]
I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun.
8:10am
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"You should get that checked". [Guideaux .]