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I was a little surprised when she asked, but I'm really hoping she likes the photo of my cock.

04/02/20 8:00:45

Kellogg's are now doing porridge.

04/02/20 8:00:44

Can't wait till I hit puberty age so my balls drop. They look ridiculous on my face.

04/02/20 8:29:05

Prisoner In Shell Block H.

04/02/20 8:13:33

"Life just isn't the same since my cock got put in a cage."

04/02/20 8:00:04

A red head, cock, dangley bits. My Thailand flashbacks have started again.

04/02/20 9:31:54

"Don't worry about me, I'm hatching an escape plan."

04/02/20 8:00:12

Foghorn Legiron

04/02/20 8:39:26

These hedgehog photos are getting ridiculous.

04/02/20 8:03:59

"STOP JUDGING ME, CHICKEN!"

04/02/20 13:24:02

I must stop staring at Kenneth's Cock!

04/02/20 9:44:38

Grilled Chicken

04/02/20 8:35:10

Thw birdman of Alcatraz

04/02/20 8:07:49

“Damn, from free range to caged.”

04/02/20 17:07:05

“when do I get my legs glazed?”

04/02/20 17:03:22

Google "Big fat red cock." You may be disappointed.

04/02/20 13:21:03

***THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED***

04/02/20 13:19:31

Jeremy Paxoman

04/02/20 9:37:16

Kentucky Eyed Chicken

04/02/20 9:35:29

The Last of the Mohicocks

04/02/20 9:19:23

That's the worst comb over I've ever seen.

04/02/20 9:18:12

Rooster Cockburn

04/02/20 9:17:44

heard one of the chicks saying, our supervisor is a cock

04/02/20 8:54:46

''His request for a reprieve has been turned down. He's gonna fry.''

04/02/20 8:50:41

Here's my cock/pullet

04/02/20 8:39:14

''We're very pleased to have him behind bars. He's been responsible for a big increase in poaching.''

04/02/20 8:33:58

Strangelays

04/02/20 8:30:41

Laura was very pleased with James (her blind date). It was agreed that she will show him pussy, and he offered to show his cock in turn, both kept their word.

04/02/20 8:29:22

I’m a red head not a ginger.

04/02/20 8:20:57

Cock-a-doodle zoo.

04/02/20 8:16:39

"Mr. Rooster, you have been found guilty of sexual misconduct. 'She was clucking at me' is no excuse."

04/02/20 8:16:16

Hey chicks comb over to my place...Wattle be will be.

04/02/20 8:14:38

He's been put in there for a poultry crime, I suspect fowl play.

04/02/20 8:07:17

Cage Flighter

04/02/20 8:06:49

''What is he doing on the caption.me site?''

''Looking for corn.''

04/02/20 8:05:52

Jailbird

04/02/20 8:04:42

"Is he circumcised?"

04/02/20 8:04:26

I bought him in Jamaica, he's a Roosterfarian.

04/02/20 8:02:08

Dave thinks that he is cock of the squawk

04/02/20 8:00:39

I think it's the saggy jowls that make him look like a cock.

04/02/20 8:00:15

Punk Cock

04/02/20 8:00:10