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stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

🎵"Saviour Kisses For Me"🎵

03/03/20 20:42:43

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

And you wonder why he hasn't come back.

03/03/20 20:46:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

They were crazy about hymn.

03/03/20 20:16:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5360James Lennox

Given the options, Jesus chose crucifixion.

03/03/20 20:00:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1019Mark Wilson

These beer goggles are broken

04/03/20 18:38:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Not a other frigging #metoo proclamation

03/03/20 20:16:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10564Neil Mackenzie

There was a mass Exodus from their concert.

03/03/20 20:14:03

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3237Crunchy Chords

'Err… No thanks.'

03/03/20 20:00:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31477Tony Edwards

Faith, Hope and Charity

03/03/20 21:08:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11547Vanessa the Guesser

"And now it's time for the rundown of this week's Top 10 Commandments."

03/03/20 20:54:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

"Jesus Use Me"

In choir inside

03/03/20 20:51:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

The Supremes Being

04/03/20 1:46:00

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1397Karen Oakenfull

Apparently, they squandered their earnings on sects, drums and rock hard rollers!

03/03/20 22:14:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11547Vanessa the Guesser

After listening you may want to pray to the porcelain god.

03/03/20 20:06:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

"We can't wait for your second coming, or your third, fourth and fifth."

03/03/20 20:00:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

As what? A mop?

03/03/20 21:34:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

Corine, Thea, Anne’s debut album

03/03/20 21:29:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

Warburtons phoned..... they want their loaves back!

03/03/20 21:19:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5360James Lennox

Mary's OK, but I'm not too sure about Peter and Paul.

03/03/20 20:30:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

"We also wouldn't kick the hot priest from Fleabag out of bed."

03/03/20 20:15:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10564Neil Mackenzie

The b side is Bible Bashing Boogie.

03/03/20 20:12:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10564Neil Mackenzie

I can safely say I’ve got nun of their albums.

03/03/20 20:11:52

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1397Karen Oakenfull

Featuring the hit single: “I Lost My Faith At The Hairdressers But The Lord Loves Me Unconditionally.”

03/03/20 20:06:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

Bible belters

03/03/20 20:01:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1397Karen Oakenfull

Not only did their first album make it into the Billboard charts, they were also acclaimed for the term ‘Munter’ making it into the Oxford Dictionary.

03/03/20 20:01:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

"We'll take good care of your res-erection."

03/03/20 20:01:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

"We'll help you rise again, and again, and again…"

03/03/20 20:00:06

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"Just three gal-pals, headed to the convent for a weekend of we-3 time!"

11/03/20 20:03:52

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"If you were the daughters of the 'Three Stooges', you'd understand!"

10/03/20 19:51:59

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"And you're all still single?"

10/03/20 19:50:41

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"The Letterman's last album before they went straight!"

10/03/20 19:49:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

Expletive, (implied subject), verb, object.

04/03/20 20:12:54

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Don't fancy yours much, mate

04/03/20 18:10:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1019Mark Wilson

"Hi this is Jesus's dad, he said he not coming out today as he's umm ... washing his hair"

04/03/20 7:39:01

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Jesus Use Me
Priest Abuse Me.

04/03/20 7:11:59

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 492Charles Gilbert

Oh beehive yourselves.

04/03/20 5:12:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"There in the middle, that's where Justin Bieber got his talent."

04/03/20 1:55:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4462Lucky Elperro

Bernard Cribbins - the early years.

03/03/20 23:59:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

The Faith Tones refused to sign a permanent contract with Angelus Records because they found out that the devil was in the detail.

03/03/20 23:42:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Holy f*ck

03/03/20 21:35:50

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

Hairs pray..

03/03/20 21:23:32

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Jesus,use me...if you ever need a hair implant, we'd be happy to oblige..."

03/03/20 21:17:51

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Jesus,use me...if you ever need a hair implant, we'd be happy to oblige..."

03/03/20 21:17:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

IN+S

03/03/20 20:58:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

They lost their Faith when one of them got Mary'd.

03/03/20 20:57:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Genesis

03/03/20 20:54:54

 
Lynne A Vote score: 44Lynne A

The offer was 3 re-styles for a tenner, not 3 tenors for a re-style!

03/03/20 20:44:08

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

Jesus-"Errm...I think I'll pass,thanks."

03/03/20 20:43:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

They sold seven copies, that's got be some kind of record.

03/03/20 20:42:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

Nowadays it’s harder to find vestal virgins

03/03/20 20:32:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

"If you get us up the duff, we can make a prophet."

03/03/20 20:29:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

They were hoping to see his long player.

03/03/20 20:29:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

The Blues Brothers

03/03/20 20:18:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

From an early age they were always attracted to Hispanic men.

03/03/20 20:17:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

They really are dragging out the acts now

03/03/20 20:17:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

03/03/20 20:16:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Fun Boy Three

03/03/20 20:14:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

The Pussycat Trolls

03/03/20 20:14:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Trans Atlantic Records

03/03/20 20:14:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

For his washing ironing and a little light cleaning.

03/03/20 20:08:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

The shy one had the cross to bear.

03/03/20 20:06:40

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

He's turned Walter into Winnie

03/03/20 20:03:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

They say good things come in threes.

03/03/20 20:03:35

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1397Karen Oakenfull

Guess who’s hiding the tambourine!?

03/03/20 20:02:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3237Crunchy Chords

Bonnie: "Have you found Jesus?"
Connie: "We found Jesus!"
Lonnie: "But then he ditched us again."

03/03/20 20:02:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

King of the Screws

03/03/20 20:01:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

"Let's make a mass."

03/03/20 20:00:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11547Vanessa the Guesser

Two out of the three have definitely converted.

03/03/20 20:00:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5360James Lennox

"My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

03/03/20 20:00:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

The holy trinity

03/03/20 20:00:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11547Vanessa the Guesser

♫ Don't Stop Believin' ♫

03/03/20 20:00:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3237Crunchy Chords

They made up a fake band name and wore disguises, knowing that most of their fans wouldn't accept a drag Beach Boys gospel album.

03/03/20 20:00:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

The Pontiff Sisters

03/03/20 20:00:07

 
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