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The Statue of David is now in Florence.
21/04/20 7:04:16
"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache."
21/04/20 7:01:37
Romancing the stone
21/04/20 7:00:05
She later moved on to Nelson's column
21/04/20 7:10:44
''Cut! Sly, can you try and look a bit more animated in the next shoot?''
21/04/20 7:15:53
No girl can resist the charms of stone face.
21/04/20 7:00:51
"I think you're marbleous."
21/04/20 7:11:07
He's a rock with a hard place.
21/04/20 7:00:39
It was no good he was still giving her the cold shoulder.
21/04/20 7:33:57
21/04/20 14:13:30
When you suspect your boyfriend has been seeing Medusa behind your back.
21/04/20 7:39:26
Someone should have warrned her about catching Hermes.
21/04/20 12:53:06
"I'll cool her down for you, David" "RELEASE THE PIGEONS"
21/04/20 7:29:13
Not superglue again ffs
21/04/20 7:07:25
"Samantha couldn't resist Dave's chiselled features."
21/04/20 7:02:13
"I really wish I had arms."
21/04/20 7:01:03
I'm so hard right now.
21/04/20 13:40:22
She just rodin and kissed it.
21/04/20 11:21:30
We met on a dating site, I said i liked the strong silent type and we came up as a perfect match
21/04/20 8:00:04
"Kiss me, Hardy"
21/04/20 7:11:30
Too late Mary I've had him and you can't thrill two birds with one stone.
21/04/20 12:31:16
♬ She's a Greecey Lover....
21/04/20 8:21:23
"Does anyone have a chisel? I need this damn fig leaf off me."
21/04/20 8:20:29
I love the feel of a nice bust. 'He thaught'
21/04/20 7:55:23
Stone cold slobber
21/04/20 7:46:03
🎵 I'm so hot for him I'm so hot for himI'm so hot for himAnd he's so coldNod to the Stones
21/04/20 7:42:26
Look, I've told you - I'm not that way inclined.
21/04/20 7:06:43
Medusa couldn't wait to toss Caesar's salad.
21/04/20 7:02:55
"You can kiss me but my name's David, not Dave."
21/04/20 7:02:52
"...and THEN I skinned my knees...& chipped my tooth."
21/04/20 22:27:30
No, don't resist, I use the rhythm method, snd I know my periods.
21/04/20 11:29:42
Heart of stone
21/04/20 10:20:18
🎵 Stoned Love 🎵
21/04/20 8:28:57
Rodin wouldn't approve of your re-enactment, you need to get your kit off."
21/04/20 8:25:22
"Right, now where's Big Ben?"
21/04/20 8:16:24
Ginger, Vitus?
21/04/20 7:52:59
When She gets off on wanking you and shooting it in your face.
21/04/20 7:51:04
Helen we really shouldn't be doing this, I'm your Father in Ore
21/04/20 7:48:51
Kissing the Barny stone
21/04/20 7:48:40
Her family disapproved, his were petrified.
21/04/20 7:38:01
''Your name's David? You look more like Goliath to me, big boy.''
21/04/20 7:32:42
Carbon Dating.
21/04/20 7:27:49
Jane was unable to cope with social distancing.
21/04/20 7:25:36
He's no conversationalist and he can't dance. I guess you could say he's a statue of limitations.
21/04/20 7:14:41
That's nothing, last night I took a Liberty...
21/04/20 7:13:03
He's from A-stone-in-her.
21/04/20 7:07:07
''We must keep our affair secret. Don't open your mouth to anyone.''
21/04/20 7:05:45
''Don't say anything, darling. Let's just enjoy the moment.''
21/04/20 7:01:59
Cast your mind back to your first kiss.
21/04/20 7:01:41
We only did it once in David's city
21/04/20 7:01:04