The Statue of David is now in Florence.

21/04/20 8:04:16

"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache."

21/04/20 8:01:37

Romancing the stone

21/04/20 8:00:05

She later moved on to Nelson's column

21/04/20 8:10:44

lol

''Cut! Sly, can you try and look a bit more animated in the next shoot?''

21/04/20 8:15:53

No girl can resist the charms of stone face.

21/04/20 8:00:51

"I think you're marbleous."

21/04/20 8:11:07

He's a rock with a hard place.

21/04/20 8:00:39

It was no good he was still giving her the cold shoulder.

21/04/20 8:33:57

21/04/20 15:13:30

When you suspect your boyfriend has been seeing Medusa behind your back.

21/04/20 8:39:26

Someone should have warrned her about catching Hermes.

21/04/20 13:53:06

"I'll cool her down for you, David"
"RELEASE THE PIGEONS"

21/04/20 8:29:13

Not superglue again ffs

21/04/20 8:07:25

"Samantha couldn't resist Dave's chiselled features."

21/04/20 8:02:13

"I really wish I had arms."

21/04/20 8:01:03

I'm so hard right now.

21/04/20 14:40:22

She just rodin and kissed it.

21/04/20 12:21:30

We met on a dating site, I said i liked the strong silent type and we came up as a perfect match

21/04/20 9:00:04

"Kiss me, Hardy"

21/04/20 8:11:30

Too late Mary I've had him and you can't thrill two birds with one stone.

21/04/20 13:31:16

♬ She's a Greecey Lover....

21/04/20 9:21:23

"Does anyone have a chisel? I need this damn fig leaf off me."

21/04/20 9:20:29

I love the feel of a nice bust. 'He thaught'

21/04/20 8:55:23

Stone cold slobber

21/04/20 8:46:03

🎵 I'm so hot for him
I'm so hot for him
I'm so hot for him
And he's so cold

Nod to the Stones

21/04/20 8:42:26

Look, I've told you - I'm not that way inclined.

21/04/20 8:06:43

Medusa couldn't wait to toss Caesar's salad.

21/04/20 8:02:55

"You can kiss me but my name's David, not Dave."

21/04/20 8:02:52

"...and THEN I skinned my knees...& chipped my tooth."

21/04/20 23:27:30

No, don't resist, I use the rhythm method, snd I know my periods.

21/04/20 12:29:42

Heart of stone

21/04/20 11:20:18

🎵 Stoned Love 🎵

21/04/20 9:28:57

Rodin wouldn't approve of your re-enactment, you need to get your kit off."

21/04/20 9:25:22

"Right, now where's Big Ben?"

21/04/20 9:16:24

Ginger, Vitus?

21/04/20 8:52:59

When She gets off on wanking you and shooting it in your face.

21/04/20 8:51:04

Helen we really shouldn't be doing this, I'm your Father in Ore

21/04/20 8:48:51

Kissing the Barny stone

21/04/20 8:48:40

Her family disapproved, his were petrified.

21/04/20 8:38:01

''Your name's David? You look more like Goliath to me, big boy.''

21/04/20 8:32:42

Carbon Dating.

21/04/20 8:27:49

Jane was unable to cope with social distancing.

21/04/20 8:25:36

He's no conversationalist and he can't dance. I guess you could say he's a statue of limitations.

21/04/20 8:14:41

That's nothing, last night I took a Liberty...

21/04/20 8:13:03

He's from A-stone-in-her.

21/04/20 8:07:07

''We must keep our affair secret. Don't open your mouth to anyone.''

21/04/20 8:05:45

''Don't say anything, darling. Let's just enjoy the moment.''

21/04/20 8:01:59

Cast your mind back to your first kiss.

21/04/20 8:01:41

We only did it once in David's city

21/04/20 8:01:04