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The Statue of David is now in Florence.
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C CaMel Vote score: 6776C CaMel

The Statue of David is now in Florence.

21/04/20 7:04:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14017Stephen Bean

"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache."

21/04/20 7:01:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14017Stephen Bean

Romancing the stone

21/04/20 7:00:05

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Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10895Mr Dome

She later moved on to Nelson's column

21/04/20 7:10:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12690Dave Bryan

''Cut! Sly, can you try and look a bit more animated in the next shoot?''

21/04/20 7:15:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12690Dave Bryan

No girl can resist the charms of stone face.

21/04/20 7:00:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14017Stephen Bean

"I think you're marbleous."

21/04/20 7:11:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10196Chris Keegan

He's a rock with a hard place.

21/04/20 7:00:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11390Neil Mackenzie

It was no good he was still giving her the cold shoulder.

21/04/20 7:33:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4394Crunchy Chords
The Statue of David is now in Florence.

21/04/20 14:13:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11390Neil Mackenzie

When you suspect your boyfriend has been seeing Medusa behind your back.

21/04/20 7:39:26

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Someone should have warrned her about catching Hermes.

21/04/20 12:53:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7030Vivvy En

"I'll cool her down for you, David"
"RELEASE THE PIGEONS"

21/04/20 7:29:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10895Mr Dome

Not superglue again ffs

21/04/20 7:07:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14017Stephen Bean

"Samantha couldn't resist Dave's chiselled features."

21/04/20 7:02:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6776C CaMel

"I really wish I had arms."

21/04/20 7:01:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3062Scrijjy Doo

I'm so hard right now.

21/04/20 13:40:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21239John Glover

She just rodin and kissed it.

21/04/20 11:21:30

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2276Mark Wilson

We met on a dating site, I said i liked the strong silent type and we came up as a perfect match

21/04/20 8:00:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13961Vanessa the Guesser

"Kiss me, Hardy"

21/04/20 7:11:30

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Too late Mary I've had him and you can't thrill two birds with one stone.

21/04/20 12:31:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19215Troompa Loompa

♬ She's a Greecey Lover....

21/04/20 8:21:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7285James Lennox

"Does anyone have a chisel? I need this damn fig leaf off me."

21/04/20 8:20:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4973Stu Dent

I love the feel of a nice bust. 'He thaught'

21/04/20 7:55:23

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Stone cold slobber

21/04/20 7:46:03

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5346Karyn Harrison

🎵 I'm so hot for him
I'm so hot for him
I'm so hot for him
And he's so cold

Nod to the Stones

21/04/20 7:42:26

 
Molly R Vote score: 2376Molly R

Look, I've told you - I'm not that way inclined.

21/04/20 7:06:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7489Hercules Rockefeller

Medusa couldn't wait to toss Caesar's salad.

21/04/20 7:02:55

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1343Dot Old

"You can kiss me but my name's David, not Dave."

21/04/20 7:02:52

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6384Greg Curtis

"...and THEN I skinned my knees...& chipped my tooth."

21/04/20 22:27:30

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

No, don't resist, I use the rhythm method, snd I know my periods.

21/04/20 11:29:42

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 945alexandra ball

Heart of stone

21/04/20 10:20:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33193Tony Edwards

🎵 Stoned Love 🎵

21/04/20 8:28:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23675Ian Skelding

Rodin wouldn't approve of your re-enactment, you need to get your kit off."

21/04/20 8:25:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23675Ian Skelding

"Right, now where's Big Ben?"

21/04/20 8:16:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 17625Mark England

Ginger, Vitus?

21/04/20 7:52:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11390Neil Mackenzie

When She gets off on wanking you and shooting it in your face.

21/04/20 7:51:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2276Mark Wilson

Helen we really shouldn't be doing this, I'm your Father in Ore

21/04/20 7:48:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4973Stu Dent

Kissing the Barny stone

21/04/20 7:48:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6776C CaMel

Her family disapproved, his were petrified.

21/04/20 7:38:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12690Dave Bryan

''Your name's David? You look more like Goliath to me, big boy.''

21/04/20 7:32:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6776C CaMel

Carbon Dating.

21/04/20 7:27:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12690Dave Bryan

Jane was unable to cope with social distancing.

21/04/20 7:25:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15564Dan Nicholls

He's no conversationalist and he can't dance. I guess you could say he's a statue of limitations.

21/04/20 7:14:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15564Dan Nicholls

That's nothing, last night I took a Liberty...

21/04/20 7:13:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10196Chris Keegan

He's from A-stone-in-her.

21/04/20 7:07:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12690Dave Bryan

''We must keep our affair secret. Don't open your mouth to anyone.''

21/04/20 7:05:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12690Dave Bryan

''Don't say anything, darling. Let's just enjoy the moment.''

21/04/20 7:01:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13961Vanessa the Guesser

Cast your mind back to your first kiss.

21/04/20 7:01:41

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

We only did it once in David's city

21/04/20 7:01:04

 
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