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The Wolf Vote score: 6447The Wolf

"...and I said, what water pipe?"

29/08/19 8:52:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 15982Mark England

"Don't you think that you're taking this sand castle building competition a bit too serious?"

29/08/19 8:08:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5031C CaMel

"Steve, looking good on site, may have grazed a pipe but I think we're okay."

29/08/19 9:36:32

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

J Sea B

29/08/19 8:00:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22739Michael Winner

"This? Don't worry about it mate, it's just a once-in-a-hundred-year flood event. Like last year."

29/08/19 8:09:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14285Dan Nicholls

Dave hates camping but he really digs the seaside.

29/08/19 8:03:23

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Michael Winner Vote score: 22739Michael Winner

Brexiteers attempt to make their glorious homeland even more independent by digging the Channel a little wider.

29/08/19 8:08:11

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10752Vanessa the Guesser

Diggy paddle

29/08/19 8:30:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

"Caught anything?"

29/08/19 8:18:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7808Dave Bryan

Locals raise concerns as McAlpine begins new housing development.

29/08/19 8:06:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

I'm dredging when my boss gets back

30/08/19 7:17:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

Buoyed by victory in the 2020 election, Trump finally builds his billion dollar border wall. Unfortunately for him, illegal immigrants just start pouring in across the Gulf of Mexico. Unable to wall off the entire Southern US Coast, Trump comes up with another of his brilliant plans: He orders the digging of a moat.

29/08/19 10:36:27

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

🎵 Oh I do like to JCB beside the seaside 🎵

29/08/19 10:13:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6447The Wolf

A major cleaning operation is underway after Russell Brand admits leaving his empty condom wrappers on the beach...

29/08/19 8:19:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22739Michael Winner

"Yeah, it's Dave- tell Boris Johnson that his 'building a wall in the sea' idea won't work."

29/08/19 8:12:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14285Dan Nicholls

(David Attenborough whisper) "He sneaks a drink while the bulldozes."

29/08/19 8:01:42

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Some people take their sandcastles way too serious

31/08/19 16:19:34

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Holding back the tide

30/08/19 11:07:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1870Scrijjy Doo

"Your Water Style is no match for my Crane Style!"

29/08/19 19:42:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

Even digging machines need to take a cool sip of water.

29/08/19 18:28:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1870Scrijjy Doo

Karate Kid 10: Rise of the Machines

29/08/19 17:08:12

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

On her holiday, incognito, Nessie nearly gives herself away by not drinking from a cup

29/08/19 13:15:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20083John Glover

"Paddy, I've got the sand and water, where's the bloody cement?"

29/08/19 13:10:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1145Willie Johnson

Excavator operator wakes up from his nap: "Hey has anyone seen my machine. I parked it way up the beach from the w... OH NO!

29/08/19 9:44:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7808Dave Bryan

I can't be sure from this distance but it looks like a fulldozer.

29/08/19 9:26:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1145Willie Johnson

"So I'm a little bit late to caption the picture. What could possibly go wrong?"

29/08/19 9:15:39

 
Dot Old Vote score: 854Dot Old

French palaeontologist Jean-Claude-Bertrand discovers new dinosaur on Jurassic Coast

29/08/19 8:38:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10094Neil Mackenzie

I told him not to buy a Hitachi, he should of got a Hyandry.

29/08/19 8:28:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7682Stephen Bean

He usually goes to the seaside for his excavations.

29/08/19 8:19:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 1485Molly R

I tried taking a horse to water, but this worked better.

29/08/19 8:15:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6447The Wolf

The Blue Whale was over the moon with her new sex toy.

29/08/19 8:13:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21519Ian Skelding

Digger Bank

29/08/19 8:12:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5192Vivvy En

Thirsty work

29/08/19 8:06:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22739Michael Winner

"Ooh, ooh, it's a bit chilly."

29/08/19 8:05:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7808Dave Bryan

Let the crane take the strain.

29/08/19 8:02:24

 
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