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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3291Karyn Harrison

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 19:19:52

 
Molly R Vote score: 1200Molly R

A sight for four eyes.

12/08/19 19:00:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

"All things bright and What The F***!"

12/08/19 20:38:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9576Vanessa the Guesser

I was expecting more puns. The cornea, the better.

12/08/19 20:22:16

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 5268Stephen Bean

"When the wife looks at me like this I don't know whether to get the condoms or run."

12/08/19 19:09:39

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The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

And here we have the Southeast Asian 'Prickly Chelicerate Gross Eye Spider'. It is found in Laos, Indonesia, the Malay Peninsula or as with this photo, buried in a Lidl Iceberg Lettuce.

12/08/19 19:08:11

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4003Lucky Elperro

"Yes, I know you forgot all about me, but its your camping holiday. Go back to sleep and don't worry about me, I'll be right here when you wake up."

13/08/19 0:02:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2405Crunchy Chords
Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 22:06:26

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3291Karyn Harrison

He may look sweet and innocent but Arthur gets a really big kick out of scaring the sh*t out of Little Miss Muffett.

12/08/19 19:59:03

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes..."

12/08/19 19:58:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3291Karyn Harrison

"I spy with my little eyes something beginning with 'D'."
"Not David bloody Attenborough again?"

12/08/19 19:09:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3589James Lennox

"What are you looking at, two-legs?"

12/08/19 19:01:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37728Welsh Rarebit

This is what was spotted on the webcam earlier today.

12/08/19 19:00:08

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 841Sam Cass

The eyes have it.

13/08/19 17:39:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3291Karyn Harrison

FLY-TIPPERS WELCOME

13/08/19 13:47:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 768Willie Johnson

I don't feel comfortable. stanlupo has been "viewing" us at least 3,000,000 times.

13/08/19 7:55:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 768Willie Johnson

Ummm. I hear your pants have a fly on them....

12/08/19 20:08:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 768Willie Johnson

Hey, my eyes are up here. And so are my other eyes.

12/08/19 19:29:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Eye'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here."

12/08/19 19:24:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 768Willie Johnson

"Grandma what a big nose you have."

"Those aren't nostrils, those are eyes, the better to see you with."

13/08/19 7:51:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9585Neil Mackenzie

Spider-Man does what ever a spider can. Can he cover two eyes and still see? I don’t think so.

13/08/19 6:12:57

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Spider Plant

13/08/19 5:42:43

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrunchy Doo

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
when first we practice to de-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

12/08/19 22:44:45

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrunchy Doo

They're so cute when they give you those puppy dog eyes.

12/08/19 22:32:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3291Karyn Harrison

"A chance to appear on the World Wide Web and a share of the £50 prize if you win?
"That's what I said."
"OK you're on."
CLICK

12/08/19 22:10:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9576Vanessa the Guesser

"What time's bingo tonight?"
"It's eyes down at 7.30 pm."

12/08/19 20:32:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21021Ian Skelding

"Daddy, what do you call that with a pair of breasts in the middle of his face?"
"Lucky."

12/08/19 20:15:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30283Tony Edwards

"Should've gone to Speckysavers."

12/08/19 19:52:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19633John Glover

"Eye spied 'er first"

12/08/19 19:45:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

A Web of L'eyes

12/08/19 19:40:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30283Tony Edwards

"Darling, I think I've found your ring."

12/08/19 19:36:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Eye-racknophobia

12/08/19 19:27:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7829Mr Dome

Romeo Romeo. Wherefoureye thou Romeo?

12/08/19 19:05:08

 
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