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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9476Chris Keegan

"Why the short face??"

19/07/19 8:00:34

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1204Dot Old

"Guess what's for dinner?"

19/07/19 8:12:15

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stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

"I love racing down this hill on a tea tray. Do you?"
"Not half."
"Right, after three!"

19/07/19 8:06:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

"Mike, the picnic was lovely, but I still think you're a bastard for whipping me yesterday at Aintree"

19/07/19 8:42:41

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

"Worms?"
"No.Saddle sore... You?"
"Worms."

19/07/19 8:04:09

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Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Then they jacked me up, put me on bricks and stole my legs."

19/07/19 8:46:30

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Hoof uckin' did that?  --Troompa Loompa
Molly R Vote score: 2159Molly R

The Inter-species Amputee Association annual outing.

19/07/19 8:00:18

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Your mother only carried you for 9 months-I've been carrying you for 9 years!"

19/07/19 17:22:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

Centaur Parks

19/07/19 12:44:42

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

"Your turn to carry me now"

19/07/19 10:28:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

"Well, we learned the hard way, horses can't do somersaults."

19/07/19 10:00:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

"Oh, hi there, have you seen my wife? She's about 5' 4", blond, was sitting right next to me not covered by a horse?"

19/07/19 8:15:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Brokeback Mountin'

19/07/19 8:01:23

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

"Fancy a pint?"

19/07/19 9:00:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Are you sure that this horse tobogganing thing will catch on?"

19/07/19 8:47:25

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

Lazing Saddles

19/07/19 8:22:28

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Great link to Blazing Saddles. Love it! --Stephen Bean
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

Calvin and Hobbes somehow look different these days.

19/07/19 8:18:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

"Oo hay!"

19/07/19 8:11:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4550Stu Dent

Hs may be sitting in a field now but he is running in the Oaks next week

19/07/19 8:10:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

Can I ask you equestrian?

19/07/19 8:07:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

Bay Watch

19/07/19 8:07:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

Groom with a View

19/07/19 8:03:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4550Stu Dent

Park and Ride

19/07/19 8:00:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11076Neil Mackenzie

Sometimes fools and horses don’t work.

19/07/19 20:36:20

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Bo and Jack, horse and man

19/07/19 19:21:22

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"What I'm saying, Jim, is don't worry. She'll come back to you. It sounds like it was all just a mare misunderstanding."

19/07/19 15:23:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

"I thought you'd be excited being chosen to serve the filly 'Delphia'."
"No, I soon got cheesed off."

19/07/19 12:49:46

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

One man and his horse

19/07/19 11:30:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"What do you say? You and me: Right here, right now...yea, or neigh?"

19/07/19 10:58:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12301Stephen Bean

"I know what you got up to with your previous horse-friends but I'm shire than them."

19/07/19 10:35:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

"Ommmmm...."

19/07/19 10:05:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

"I don't mean to nag but it's time you got back in the saddle because there are lots of young fillies hot to trot with a stud like you...just neighin'"

19/07/19 9:53:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23088Ian Skelding

"I can't fathom you out."

19/07/19 9:31:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

"Hay I didn't mean to saddle you with my problems. I'll rein it in a little bit. Did I stirrup some feelings? The mane thing is that we can talk about this, I'm not telling tails. Someday they'll put you out to pasture too.
Well I'm chomping at the bit to get going. Let's hoof it."

19/07/19 8:57:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11819Dave Bryan

''And I thought the bus replacement service was bad....''

19/07/19 8:49:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

"I don't understand it. Sometimes I fall asleep just like that, with no warning. Are you ok buddy?"

19/07/19 8:39:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12301Stephen Bean

"Have you been sitting here furlong?"

19/07/19 8:32:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."

19/07/19 8:28:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

Everybody loves good neigh-bours
Neigh-bours become good friends

19/07/19 8:25:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

"Living in the city - I can't hack it anymore."

19/07/19 8:23:27

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

A beautiful sight...blinker and you miss it.

19/07/19 8:21:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

"I may be harder to maintain than a bicycle, but I can go very fast and you don't have to pedal me."

19/07/19 8:20:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1888Willie Johnson

Horse: "So, do you come here often?"

19/07/19 8:15:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

I'm a very tactile person. Are you touchy filly too?

19/07/19 8:14:46

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

Brian was thinking of going back to the genetics lab, and complain about the horse- snail hybrid he had bought.

19/07/19 8:11:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

Horse play

19/07/19 8:07:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7121Hercules Rockefeller

"Can you please change my shoes now?"

19/07/19 8:06:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12301Stephen Bean

"Well that settles it then, we'll have oats for tea. I'll have mine with milk."

19/07/19 8:06:36

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1204Dot Old

Red Bum

19/07/19 8:06:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11819Dave Bryan

Another lame caption

19/07/19 8:05:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

"Do you have any sandwiches?"
"Neigh."

19/07/19 8:01:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm sorry, there's someone else."
"Oh, that old chestnut..?!"

19/07/19 8:01:40

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

“ Have you got an itchy arse too?”

19/07/19 8:01:10

 
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