"Why the short face??"

19/07/19 8:00:34

"Guess what's for dinner?"

19/07/19 8:12:15

"I love racing down this hill on a tea tray. Do you?"
"Not half."
"Right, after three!"

19/07/19 8:06:10

"Mike, the picnic was lovely, but I still think you're a bastard for whipping me yesterday at Aintree"

19/07/19 8:42:41

"Worms?"
"No.Saddle sore... You?"
"Worms."

19/07/19 8:04:09

"Then they jacked me up, put me on bricks and stole my legs."

19/07/19 8:46:30

The Inter-species Amputee Association annual outing.

19/07/19 8:00:18

"Your mother only carried you for 9 months-I've been carrying you for 9 years!"

19/07/19 17:22:45

Centaur Parks

19/07/19 12:44:42

"Your turn to carry me now"

19/07/19 10:28:40

"Well, we learned the hard way, horses can't do somersaults."

19/07/19 10:00:54

"Oh, hi there, have you seen my wife? She's about 5' 4", blond, was sitting right next to me not covered by a horse?"

19/07/19 8:15:18

Brokeback Mountin'

19/07/19 8:01:23

"Fancy a pint?"

19/07/19 9:00:00

"Are you sure that this horse tobogganing thing will catch on?"

19/07/19 8:47:25

Lazing Saddles

19/07/19 8:22:28

Calvin and Hobbes somehow look different these days.

19/07/19 8:18:39

"Oo hay!"

19/07/19 8:11:13

Hs may be sitting in a field now but he is running in the Oaks next week

19/07/19 8:10:11

Can I ask you equestrian?

19/07/19 8:07:28

Bay Watch

19/07/19 8:07:13

Groom with a View

19/07/19 8:03:32

Park and Ride

19/07/19 8:00:20

Sometimes fools and horses don’t work.

19/07/19 20:36:20

Bo and Jack, horse and man

19/07/19 19:21:22

"What I'm saying, Jim, is don't worry. She'll come back to you. It sounds like it was all just a mare misunderstanding."

19/07/19 15:23:48

"I thought you'd be excited being chosen to serve the filly 'Delphia'."
"No, I soon got cheesed off."

19/07/19 12:49:46

One man and his horse

19/07/19 11:30:11

"What do you say? You and me: Right here, right now...yea, or neigh?"

19/07/19 10:58:59

"I know what you got up to with your previous horse-friends but I'm shire than them."

19/07/19 10:35:24

"Ommmmm...."

19/07/19 10:05:22

"I don't mean to nag but it's time you got back in the saddle because there are lots of young fillies hot to trot with a stud like you...just neighin'"

19/07/19 9:53:51

"I can't fathom you out."

19/07/19 9:31:03

"Hay I didn't mean to saddle you with my problems. I'll rein it in a little bit. Did I stirrup some feelings? The mane thing is that we can talk about this, I'm not telling tails. Someday they'll put you out to pasture too.
Well I'm chomping at the bit to get going. Let's hoof it."

19/07/19 8:57:17

''And I thought the bus replacement service was bad....''

19/07/19 8:49:52

"I don't understand it. Sometimes I fall asleep just like that, with no warning. Are you ok buddy?"

19/07/19 8:39:14

"Have you been sitting here furlong?"

19/07/19 8:32:25

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."

19/07/19 8:28:54

Everybody loves good neigh-bours
Neigh-bours become good friends

19/07/19 8:25:52

"Living in the city - I can't hack it anymore."

19/07/19 8:23:27

A beautiful sight...blinker and you miss it.

19/07/19 8:21:32

"I may be harder to maintain than a bicycle, but I can go very fast and you don't have to pedal me."

19/07/19 8:20:41

Horse: "So, do you come here often?"

19/07/19 8:15:02

I'm a very tactile person. Are you touchy filly too?

19/07/19 8:14:46

Brian was thinking of going back to the genetics lab, and complain about the horse- snail hybrid he had bought.

19/07/19 8:11:28

Horse play

19/07/19 8:07:01

"Can you please change my shoes now?"

19/07/19 8:06:48

"Well that settles it then, we'll have oats for tea. I'll have mine with milk."

19/07/19 8:06:36

Red Bum

19/07/19 8:06:18

Another lame caption

19/07/19 8:05:49

"Do you have any sandwiches?"
"Neigh."

19/07/19 8:01:56

"I'm sorry, there's someone else."
"Oh, that old chestnut..?!"

19/07/19 8:01:40

“ Have you got an itchy arse too?”

19/07/19 8:01:10