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"Why the short face??"

19/07/19 7:00:34

"Guess what's for dinner?"

19/07/19 7:12:15

"I love racing down this hill on a tea tray. Do you?"
"Not half."
"Right, after three!"

19/07/19 7:06:10

"Mike, the picnic was lovely, but I still think you're a bastard for whipping me yesterday at Aintree"

19/07/19 7:42:41

"Worms?"
"No.Saddle sore... You?"
"Worms."

19/07/19 7:04:09

"Then they jacked me up, put me on bricks and stole my legs."

19/07/19 7:46:30

The Inter-species Amputee Association annual outing.

19/07/19 7:00:18