creative

Wow, trick or treat has changed since I was a kid.

26/09/18 0:07:47

Apple grumble

24/01/19 20:05:03

Hey! Watch where you're firing those ping pong balls.

01/03/19 21:08:19

"Beware, the sauce is strong with this one"

26/01/19 15:07:44

The High Sheriff

18/10/18 16:39:36

A square earth? That's ridiculous.
Everyone knows it's flat.

23/02/19 13:24:17

Sole Food

31/12/18 21:29:17

Is there a window open in here? I can feel a giraffe.

02/10/18 12:36:13

"When do we tell him that he's adopted?"

11/09/18 21:52:01

"Put down the salad madam and come with me in an elderly fashion."

02/10/18 12:39:15

Man's best Freud.

22/09/18 20:39:34

Optician: "Better with, or without?"
Patient: "Definitely without"

28/02/19 15:35:05

Light headed

22/01/19 0:06:46

Road Tr.i.p

11/10/18 19:25:27

The result of Madame Tussauds budget cuts.

29/09/18 1:47:52

"The official juice of Jehovah's witnesses"

25/08/18 21:53:58

"Don't worry darling I'm only on water tonight"

27/02/19 20:14:01

Heston Blumenthal has gone too far this time.

08/02/19 22:03:28

And Dave went on to fail his first aid course.

04/02/19 20:27:15

The face you make when your mum sews up your best ripped shirt.

13/09/18 15:38:14

"Mum! The handyman from Narnia is here again!"

12/09/18 11:46:18

Re-creation of a men's bathroom

23/08/18 11:32:10

Cow, spotted, in park.

16/08/18 23:46:59

I've seen some cool hairstyles but you can't hold a candle to this one.

03/03/19 23:42:17

Gelatoad

03/03/19 5:00:08

"I have to warn you sir that we have rats"
"Sounds nice to me, I'll have that"

01/02/19 21:43:23

What a novel idea!!

21/10/18 19:21:16

"Large sir?"
"Yes it is, thank you for noticing"

02/10/18 20:26:03

If you're in the car,then who did I just hit?

02/10/18 3:14:37

Justin Bieber's private jet

07/09/18 11:31:24

6 pack of bacon

Sat 22:09:12

Jimmy wasn't very impressed by Bon Jovi's new look.

01/03/19 21:03:42

"And in the red corner, The Blaster made from alabaster!!"

26/02/19 15:13:57

*walks into mechanics* "Can I have a Goodyear please?"
"Well 1966 wasn't too shabby"

23/02/19 21:30:44

Kim Kardashian's latest Instagram post didn't go down too well.

11/02/19 19:53:50

Terrible tragedy after nobody could agree about the safe word.

18/10/18 20:20:54

Dog fouling has ballooned in recent years

13/10/18 12:46:05

The Polar Impressed

11/10/18 19:16:16

The high point of his day.

09/10/18 19:51:25

"Do you mind? I'm trying to breastfeed the invisible mans baby"

08/10/18 2:09:09

I'd highly recommend this place, got lots of Pedigree.

05/10/18 12:37:19

The doctor said I could get diabetes if I carry on like this. I wonder what diabetes taste like.

19/09/18 22:19:12

First cum, first served.

17/09/18 19:29:32

"What's the charge?" "Impersonating Piers Morgan"

10/09/18 12:20:25

Is that BT? I'm having trouble with my web.

05/09/18 22:04:07

"Extreme Rides" by James Corden

26/08/18 9:59:35

1 bedroom house, very spacious. Must see.

17/08/18 23:04:51

You think that's bad? Just wait and see what the firing squad is.

06/03/19 1:18:05

Missing poodle. Police only have one lead to go by.

04/03/19 8:12:12

Raspberry Ribbit flavour

02/03/19 21:30:15