creative

Wow, trick or treat has changed since I was a kid.

26/09/18 0:07:47

The High Sheriff

18/10/18 16:39:36

Sole Food

31/12/18 21:29:17

Is there a window open in here? I can feel a giraffe.

02/10/18 12:36:13

"When do we tell him that he's adopted?"

11/09/18 21:52:01

"Put down the salad madam and come with me in an elderly fashion."

02/10/18 12:39:15

Man's best Freud.

22/09/18 20:39:34

Road Tr.i.p

11/10/18 19:25:27

The result of Madame Tussauds budget cuts.

29/09/18 1:47:52

"The official juice of Jehovah's witnesses"

25/08/18 21:53:58

The face you make when your mum sews up your best ripped shirt.

13/09/18 15:38:14

"Mum! The handyman from Narnia is here again!"

12/09/18 11:46:18

Re-creation of a men's bathroom

23/08/18 11:32:10

Cow, spotted, in park.

16/08/18 23:46:59

What a novel idea!!

21/10/18 19:21:16

"Large sir?"
"Yes it is, thank you for noticing"

02/10/18 20:26:03

If you're in the car,then who did I just hit?

02/10/18 3:14:37

Justin Bieber's private jet

07/09/18 11:31:24

Terrible tragedy after nobody could agree about the safe word.

18/10/18 20:20:54

Dog fouling has ballooned in recent years

13/10/18 12:46:05

The Polar Impressed

11/10/18 19:16:16

The high point of his day.

09/10/18 19:51:25

"Do you mind? I'm trying to breastfeed the invisible mans baby"

08/10/18 2:09:09

I'd highly recommend this place, got lots of Pedigree.

05/10/18 12:37:19

The doctor said I could get diabetes if I carry on like this. I wonder what diabetes taste like.

19/09/18 22:19:12

First cum, first served.

17/09/18 19:29:32

"What's the charge?" "Impersonating Piers Morgan"

10/09/18 12:20:25

Is that BT? I'm having trouble with my web.

05/09/18 22:04:07

"Extreme Rides" by James Corden

26/08/18 9:59:35

1 bedroom house, very spacious. Must see.

17/08/18 23:04:51

She always said she had a thing for Poles.

08/01/19 7:51:28

Dear Cod...

08/01/19 7:43:59

"What's your handicap?"
"Well I'm playing without a cue for starters"

08/01/19 7:37:47

High Horse

31/12/18 21:33:06

Mummy?

05/11/18 0:02:10

"Hi my name's Dave, what's yours?
"I'm death"
"I'M SORRY, I SAID WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!"

04/11/18 3:55:17

Forget Gotham City Batman, Obese City is your first priority.

21/10/18 16:51:45

It was kind of Rihanna to let him borrow it.

19/10/18 12:58:09

Josh widdecombe was definitely having second thoughts about getting married.

17/10/18 15:58:33

"Sorry, I left my change in my other boots"

17/10/18 2:13:02

That reminds me, I need to buy some balloons tomorrow.

15/10/18 23:01:41

It was a dead heat in the Katie Price lookalike contest.

15/10/18 19:34:07

Not what he wasn't expecting when he was sentenced to two whips.

14/10/18 23:56:29

I wouldn't eat those, they're Shiite

14/10/18 23:55:22

"Amphibian?"
"No I'm telling the truth"

13/10/18 12:44:56

Headline: Piers Morgan pictured after heavy night out.

13/10/18 12:44:16

Cheesy Feet

12/10/18 23:25:29

"From what I've seen so far you're a natural."

07/10/18 23:22:49

Beach bum

05/10/18 22:12:38

"This place got robbed last week"
"Any leads"
"No they just took the cash"

05/10/18 12:40:32