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Storm Ciara wreaks havoc across the UK: “I was lucky, a trampoline missed me by an inch and the bloke over the road is wearing a shed.”
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 958Karen Oakenfull

Storm Ciara wreaks havoc across the UK:
“I was lucky, a trampoline missed me by an inch and the bloke over the road is wearing a shed.”

13/02/20 12:29:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7357Dave Bryan

I love his handlebar moustache.

13/02/20 12:02:52

 
stone face Vote score: 6764stone face

Lance arm strong.

13/02/20 12:04:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

Moments later the poor bugger was quarantined, he was identified as a carrier.

13/02/20 13:52:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"So where is she? I asked her out, she said,"On your bike." I went home and got it, and she's gone?"

13/02/20 12:41:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9852Neil Mackenzie

He had done the 2.4 mile swim carrying his bike, he had rode his bike over the 112 mile course, then he had run the 26.22 mile marathon carrying his bike. He swore he wasn’t going to enter the Liverpool Iron man again, somehow somebody had pinched his mud guards.

13/02/20 19:22:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5072Vivvy En

The Lone Bikepiper

13/02/20 15:09:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6827Stephen Bean

You've Been Framed

13/02/20 12:00:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8640Mr Dome

I'm here to buy crack

13/02/20 13:09:31

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You sure it wasn't LSD? (Nice caption.) --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 5968The Wolf

"GET OUT OF THE PICTURE YOU W@NKER...WE ONLY NEED THE BIKE ON THIS SITE"

13/02/20 12:32:48

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Maybe he's a lifelike mannequin? --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 6764stone face

He's just nicked that bike.

But don't worry he was later arrested for pedalling stolen goods.

13/02/20 12:06:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 479Mark Wilson

Dave was still frightened of speed humps

13/02/20 19:49:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9852Neil Mackenzie

Paddy thought next time he might pay more and buy his next bike at a bicycle shop. This bike was cheap at the cash and carry.

13/02/20 19:26:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 479Mark Wilson

Dave felt pressured to join the cycle to work scheme, which now makes his daily bus journey to work a pain.

13/02/20 16:20:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22609Michael Winner

"Am I doing it right? Do I ride it like this?"
"Nah mate, it's the other way around."
(turns to face other direction)
"OK, so how do I use the pedals?"

13/02/20 15:17:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21318Ian Skelding

"Looks like that helmet is in the right place to protect his brain."

13/02/20 15:01:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7357Dave Bryan

''Darling, you must get on the bike.''

''I'm sorry, madam, you can't help him. Any more coaching and he will automatically fail the Cycling Proficiency Test.''

13/02/20 12:22:03

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 958Karen Oakenfull

Up cycling

13/02/20 12:11:00

 
stone face Vote score: 6764stone face

Walter Raleigh

13/02/20 12:08:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6827Stephen Bean

"Maybe I'm not doing it right but this cycling lark is really tyring."

13/02/20 12:01:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1020Willie Johnson

Sadly, he passed away when shopping for a new car. He never finished the test drive.

13/02/20 19:54:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 634Rachel P

Louis Vuitton’s new Autobot collection

13/02/20 15:40:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21318Ian Skelding

"He often has a funny turn."

13/02/20 14:59:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5230Paul Reeve

Simon hadn’t quite understood the meaning of giving a backie.

13/02/20 13:54:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8640Mr Dome

Hal Ford

13/02/20 13:48:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8640Mr Dome

Shit I dropped the fecking Milk Tray

13/02/20 13:08:16

 
Dev B Vote score: 506Dev B

He's a Shyclist

13/02/20 13:05:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30675Tony Edwards

The Stations of the Crossbar.

13/02/20 12:59:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10328Vanessa the Guesser

He used to be a chain smoker.

13/02/20 12:33:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

Hours later & Dave still couldn't get the tire changed.

13/02/20 12:05:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5968The Wolf

Meanwhile, in the parallel universe, Barry the bike was making the most of his Sunday by having a nice humanride.

13/02/20 12:03:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14069Dan Nicholls

Hitchbiking

13/02/20 12:01:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14069Dan Nicholls

I love my bike but I get sad when the wheels get all muddy.

13/02/20 12:00:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38787Welsh Rarebit

Tear de Pants

13/02/20 12:00:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38787Welsh Rarebit

Saddle soar

13/02/20 12:00:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6827Stephen Bean

Brokebike Mountin'

13/02/20 12:00:03

 
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