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My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.

My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.

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My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.

26/06/19 8:00:40

''Darling, she's escaped from the freezer again.''

26/06/19 8:03:19

"Don't worry darling. There's no way she'll be taking anymore by accident. I've hidden those highly addictive steroids somewhere out of her reach."

26/06/19 8:14:34

''Open the freezer and get her an ice cream or she'll fly off the handle.''

26/06/19 8:12:34

I am fed up of these kids hanging around the house all day

26/06/19 8:01:53

"that's right, LOOK AT IT. You can stay there until you learn how to draw a better picture"

26/06/19 9:38:33

"Daisy, I'm your new foster mum, would you like to sit down and have some dinner? psssst, Dave, grab the crucifix"

26/06/19 9:41:16

"Are you sure this will bring her temperature down"

26/06/19 8:46:01

"Doctor we can't keep our daughter away from the fridge."
"Don't worry she's got a magnetic personality."

26/06/19 8:01:48