My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.

26/06/19 8:00:40

''Darling, she's escaped from the freezer again.''

26/06/19 8:03:19

"Don't worry darling. There's no way she'll be taking anymore by accident. I've hidden those highly addictive steroids somewhere out of her reach."

26/06/19 8:14:34

''Open the freezer and get her an ice cream or she'll fly off the handle.''

26/06/19 8:12:34

I am fed up of these kids hanging around the house all day

26/06/19 8:01:53

lol

"that's right, LOOK AT IT. You can stay there until you learn how to draw a better picture"

26/06/19 9:38:33

"Daisy, I'm your new foster mum, would you like to sit down and have some dinner? psssst, Dave, grab the crucifix"

26/06/19 9:41:16

"Are you sure this will bring her temperature down"

26/06/19 8:46:01

"Doctor we can't keep our daughter away from the fridge."
"Don't worry she's got a magnetic personality."

26/06/19 8:01:48

The chair is a ruse, I saw her levitate to get up there. Time to move house, without the child, dear.

26/06/19 11:31:54

When i said freeze i meant stand still,not to try and get inside freezer.

26/06/19 10:41:23

"It's an early picture of the wife, she's been frigid ever since."

26/06/19 12:38:33

Move towards the fridge light Carol-Ann

26/06/19 8:38:20

Ice Ice Baby

26/06/19 8:06:41

My daughter thinks I drink too much beer and decided to do something about it. I admire her resolve, but she'll run out of stamina eventually.

26/06/19 8:03:16

Awww she's a-door-able

26/06/19 8:02:36

Annabel Magnetizam

26/06/19 8:01:10

Pin-up girl

26/06/19 8:00:16

Let's see now, I was holding the baby when I went to the freezer. Where did she go?

27/06/19 4:14:15

Huggies Pull Ups.

26/06/19 16:25:08

Samshung

26/06/19 10:16:57

A scene from 'Iron Supplement Overdosing and You'.

26/06/19 9:14:54

Kids these days have far too many hang ups.

26/06/19 8:58:47

"Sophie, I can see your pull ups."

26/06/19 8:56:09

Fridge Raiders

26/06/19 8:49:04

Tough day? Kids getting under your feet? Get some peace and quiet, with ChildMagnets®

26/06/19 8:41:16

The Great Crayon Picture Heist.

26/06/19 8:40:46

Girl scouting cookies.

26/06/19 8:22:48

''I wonder where they've hidden the sprouts.''

26/06/19 8:17:21

Doora the Explorer

26/06/19 8:12:59

Cold Comfort

26/06/19 8:11:18

"It's okay, Jim. I'm no longer mad that your kid threw my cigarettes in the pool. It's cool, I've forgotten about it already. It's daughter over the fridge."

26/06/19 8:10:36

"She loves heavy metal."

26/06/19 8:08:55

Her first chrome-ance.

26/06/19 8:03:57

There has to be a way in to the cold cupboard of dreams.

26/06/19 8:01:36

Peeko Fridge Freezer

26/06/19 8:00:59