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My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.
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James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

My wife wanted a baby, I wanted a fridge magnet, we compromised.

26/06/19 8:00:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''Darling, she's escaped from the freezer again.''

26/06/19 8:03:19

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

"Don't worry darling. There's no way she'll be taking anymore by accident. I've hidden those highly addictive steroids somewhere out of her reach."

26/06/19 8:14:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''Open the freezer and get her an ice cream or she'll fly off the handle.''

26/06/19 8:12:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

I am fed up of these kids hanging around the house all day

26/06/19 8:01:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"that's right, LOOK AT IT. You can stay there until you learn how to draw a better picture"

26/06/19 9:38:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"Daisy, I'm your new foster mum, would you like to sit down and have some dinner? psssst, Dave, grab the crucifix"

26/06/19 9:41:16

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Are you sure this will bring her temperature down"

26/06/19 8:46:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"Doctor we can't keep our daughter away from the fridge."
"Don't worry she's got a magnetic personality."

26/06/19 8:01:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

The chair is a ruse, I saw her levitate to get up there. Time to move house, without the child, dear.

26/06/19 11:31:54

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

When i said freeze i meant stand still,not to try and get inside freezer.

26/06/19 10:41:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

"It's an early picture of the wife, she's been frigid ever since."

26/06/19 12:38:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

Move towards the fridge light Carol-Ann

26/06/19 8:38:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

Ice Ice Baby

26/06/19 8:06:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

My daughter thinks I drink too much beer and decided to do something about it. I admire her resolve, but she'll run out of stamina eventually.

26/06/19 8:03:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Awww she's a-door-able

26/06/19 8:02:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Annabel Magnetizam

26/06/19 8:01:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

Pin-up girl

26/06/19 8:00:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1366Willie Johnson

Let's see now, I was holding the baby when I went to the freezer. Where did she go?

27/06/19 4:14:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Huggies Pull Ups.

26/06/19 16:25:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

Samshung

26/06/19 10:16:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

A scene from 'Iron Supplement Overdosing and You'.

26/06/19 9:14:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

Kids these days have far too many hang ups.

26/06/19 8:58:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

"Sophie, I can see your pull ups."

26/06/19 8:56:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Fridge Raiders

26/06/19 8:49:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Tough day? Kids getting under your feet? Get some peace and quiet, with ChildMagnets®

26/06/19 8:41:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

The Great Crayon Picture Heist.

26/06/19 8:40:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Girl scouting cookies.

26/06/19 8:22:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''I wonder where they've hidden the sprouts.''

26/06/19 8:17:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5627Vivvy En

Doora the Explorer

26/06/19 8:12:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Cold Comfort

26/06/19 8:11:18

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"It's okay, Jim. I'm no longer mad that your kid threw my cigarettes in the pool. It's cool, I've forgotten about it already. It's daughter over the fridge."

26/06/19 8:10:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"She loves heavy metal."

26/06/19 8:08:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Her first chrome-ance.

26/06/19 8:03:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

There has to be a way in to the cold cupboard of dreams.

26/06/19 8:01:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

Peeko Fridge Freezer

26/06/19 8:00:59

 
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