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The drill sergeant’s voice wasn’t as intimidating after he’d eaten Haribo.
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The Wolf Vote score: 5809The Wolf

The drill sergeant’s voice wasn’t as intimidating after he’d eaten Haribo.

21/08/19 19:00:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8117Chris Keegan

"Come on Smith, where the hell did you hide my green T Shirt??!!!"

21/08/19 19:36:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6515Stephen Bean

Full Metal Racket

21/08/19 19:35:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6515Stephen Bean

The Green Berates

21/08/19 19:29:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2696Crunchy Chords
The drill sergeant’s voice wasn’t as intimidating after he’d eaten Haribo.

21/08/19 19:01:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5809The Wolf

“COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT, SHOW ME THAT CUM FACE…”

21/08/19 19:00:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4407James Lennox

"I HAVE TWO KITTENS! THEIR NAMES ARE MUFFIN AND SNOWBALL! THEY'RE THE CUTEST WEE THINGS!"

Drill Sergeant Smith was hard of hearing and spoke quite loudly, but nobody had the heart to tell him.

21/08/19 19:02:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38718Welsh Rarebit

♪ Run Robert, run Robert, RUN RUN RUN!"

21/08/19 19:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2696Crunchy Chords
The drill sergeant’s voice wasn’t as intimidating after he’d eaten Haribo.

21/08/19 19:00:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19865John Glover

"SMITH! YER DAD'S DEAD!"

21/08/19 20:36:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Lost his tongue in combat, never spoke about it.

21/08/19 21:34:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30592Tony Edwards

"If I had a right arm I'd give you a clip round the ear!"

21/08/19 19:46:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30592Tony Edwards

Army life..........from square-bashing in the morning to an earbashing in the afternoon.

21/08/19 20:04:32

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Simultaneously stung by a wasp

21/08/19 19:28:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22573Michael Winner

Drill training continues for the 51st Infantry Combat Hoppers.

21/08/19 19:15:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 983Willie Johnson

"I WANNA EAT YOUR HEAD!"

21/08/19 19:04:08

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Runnery sergeant

21/08/19 19:01:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5809The Wolf

“Carl, I think I’ve got tonsillitis, can you check it out please mate…AAHHHH”

21/08/19 19:00:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

"And your girlfriend has a cute tattoo on her ass!"

23/08/19 16:08:09

 
larry G. Vote score: 1418larry G.

"Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!"

22/08/19 14:26:12

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

'I just farted...Haaaaaaaaa'

22/08/19 8:32:41

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrunchy Doo

STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

22/08/19 2:07:27

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrunchy Doo

SIR, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO A DENTIST, SIR!

22/08/19 2:06:59

 
Michelle Purrington Vote score: 31Michelle Purrington

Ballistics training not quite what they expected.

21/08/19 23:21:29

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrunchy Doo

The Few and The Loud

21/08/19 20:42:02

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 164Madeline Charlton

Eat my halitosis private! Now move it before I breathe on you again!

21/08/19 20:41:09

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1659Scrunchy Doo

An Officer and a Crybaby

21/08/19 19:52:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Vocal Corps

21/08/19 19:40:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5004Vivvy En

"Sod this for a game of soldiers, Sarge," cried Dave.

21/08/19 19:36:53

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

He's angry because he's the only one reddy for this.

21/08/19 19:34:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21276Ian Skelding

Munchies

21/08/19 19:19:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4407James Lennox

"Why am I always angry?! Do you watch Star Trek soldier?! That's why I'm always angry!"

21/08/19 19:17:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10224Vanessa the Guesser

Snack on a giant flamingo if you're hungry whilst out running.

21/08/19 19:15:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7130Dave Bryan

''Don't give me any more of that existentialist crap, soldier. You're running because I told you to run.''

21/08/19 19:11:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6074Glyn Evans

"Storming Area 51,
All those top secret things will be gone!
What will they expect to find?
It's all been moved, nothing left behind."

21/08/19 19:07:32

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

The serge's morning breathe took David's away.

21/08/19 19:01:45

 
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