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"Note to self: remember to tell Mrs Dawson not to move the furniture around when Im returning from my time travel experiments."
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Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

"Note to self: remember to tell Mrs Dawson not to move the furniture around when I'm returning from my time travel experiments."

08/07/19 19:14:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4704Vivvy En

He's become part of the furniture...

08/07/19 19:14:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

When I said make yourself comfortable....

08/07/19 19:11:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11187 Smuldo

After hearing his wife and her friends were having an Ann Summers party, Mike was determined to catch a glimpse of the action.

08/07/19 19:09:49

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

Set-He.

08/07/19 20:13:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

"We've trapped the killer in here, Sarge- there's absolutely no way out and he'll have to-
*gasp*
he's disappeared!"

08/07/19 19:16:38

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11187 Smuldo

UpholsTerry.

08/07/19 19:01:45

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

....and when a genie appeared from the brass lamp I was polishing, I knew I was being set up by my mates, so when the genie granted me 3 wishes, I thought I’d play along. For my first wish, I asked for a million pounds. There was a puff of smoke and a million quid was piled up in front of me. Wow! This was the best prank ever.
For my second wish, I asked for beautiful, sexy women to fancy me wherever I went. He clicked his fingers and suddenly I was surrounded by hot babes. I couldn’t believe this was happening! He asked me for my final wish, (and I regret this now.) I said I wanted to be a green chair with real arms and legs....”

08/07/19 19:56:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9427Vanessa the Guesser

One of the Chippendales

08/07/19 19:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4993Stephen Bean

Chairman

08/07/19 19:00:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

Army Sirplus..

09/07/19 5:58:56

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

We should stick it by the grandfather clock.

08/07/19 21:18:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19544John Glover

"Yes he's a bit of a disappointment to the family, they expected him to be a tallboy."

08/07/19 19:37:11

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“Tonight On: Where Are They Now?...
Professor Slughorn.”

08/07/19 19:09:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2711Stu Dent

Jeff Goldblum in "The Chair"

08/07/19 19:01:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Just go through and take a seat Miss whilst I see if I can track down Mr Weinstein for you."

08/07/19 22:03:48

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

"I declare this meeting adjourned" said Dave, who was acting Chair.

08/07/19 20:47:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

The world hide and seek championships 2019 were underway.

08/07/19 20:44:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13358Dan Nicholls

Now I just get delivered to Scarlett Johansson's house and play the waiting game...

08/07/19 20:30:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

"I'm sorry Mr Field, I've no idea why i thought your first name was Chester."

08/07/19 19:20:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Arthur the Chair restorer always threw himself into his work.

08/07/19 19:12:10

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2497Trace Sarge

Includes arm rests

08/07/19 19:07:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9427Vanessa the Guesser

My doctor has asked me for a stool specimen

08/07/19 19:07:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2711Stu Dent

Dave took his chairman's role very seriously

08/07/19 19:05:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

He always wins at musical chairs.

08/07/19 19:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37409Welsh Rarebit

Arm chair

08/07/19 19:00:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

To infiltrate the people trafficking gang Detective Dave goes undercover

09/07/19 4:11:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5752Greg Curtis

"Try this one, see if it grabs yah."

09/07/19 3:01:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5752Greg Curtis

“They didn’t make many of these. It’s a limbed-edition.”

09/07/19 1:41:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

The Fred West collection

08/07/19 22:32:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4337Kenny Ireland

Dec-chair

08/07/19 22:10:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Right Saffron, I've had enough. That Feng Shui master of yours is just taking the p*ss now."

08/07/19 21:55:13

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4337Kenny Ireland

Suite William.

08/07/19 21:42:07

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

"I miss my family, since my body transplant they have moved sofa away from me."

08/07/19 21:00:54

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2713GeeDee

Dave took the I'll slip into something more comfortable literally

08/07/19 20:55:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

Parents in the room, sex scene on TV.

08/07/19 20:52:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

My husband is in a remote location.

08/07/19 20:49:19

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Sofa Verdegara

08/07/19 20:29:21

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrappy Doo

Please have a seat and Senator Biden will be with you shortly.

08/07/19 20:29:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

"As for our disabled chairs go this is absolutely top of the range, it feeds you, takes you for a walk but draws the line when it comes to wiping your arse"

08/07/19 19:34:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4704Vivvy En

Clearly off his rocker

08/07/19 19:29:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

He doesn't like to show his face. He's a very reserved seat.

08/07/19 19:28:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

Sometimes the strangest things fall down the back of the couch...

08/07/19 19:25:02

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 832Carey Sutton

Chair for company

08/07/19 19:22:27

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 832Carey Sutton

Chair for company

08/07/19 19:22:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37409Welsh Rarebit

"And my brother is a poof."

08/07/19 19:14:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"I told you the Telepod doesn't need somewhere to sit."

08/07/19 19:10:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

When he said his name was Aseat I just thought he may be Asian...

08/07/19 19:09:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30129Tony Edwards

Massage chair

08/07/19 19:07:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37409Welsh Rarebit

A Queer Anne Chair

08/07/19 19:06:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2497Trace Sarge

"Anybody sitting here?"

08/07/19 19:05:18

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

Don't wear my chair out , it needs to stay fit for human purpose !

08/07/19 19:04:01

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11187 Smuldo

After 10 years of celibacy, Joe said it was great to be back in the saddle.

08/07/19 19:03:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

Michael is hoping for a job in upholstery, sofa so good.

08/07/19 19:02:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4993Stephen Bean

"Jeff'll do anything for a free lap dance."

08/07/19 19:01:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5931Hercules Rockefeller

"Dear, have you seen that lazy boy of ours?"

08/07/19 19:01:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30129Tony Edwards

Wing back

08/07/19 19:01:32

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11187 Smuldo

"When I said, Get in the Seat... "

08/07/19 19:01:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

Leonard Sachs?

08/07/19 19:00:47

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37409Welsh Rarebit

The Wishing Herr

08/07/19 19:00:25

 
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