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"Note to self: remember to tell Mrs Dawson not to move the furniture around when I'm returning from my time travel experiments."
08/07/19 19:14:47
He's become part of the furniture...
08/07/19 19:14:31
When I said make yourself comfortable....
08/07/19 19:11:48
After hearing his wife and her friends were having an Ann Summers party, Mike was determined to catch a glimpse of the action.
08/07/19 19:09:49
Set-He.
08/07/19 20:13:59
"We've trapped the killer in here, Sarge- there's absolutely no way out and he'll have to- *gasp* he's disappeared!"
08/07/19 19:16:38
UpholsTerry.
08/07/19 19:01:45
....and when a genie appeared from the brass lamp I was polishing, I knew I was being set up by my mates, so when the genie granted me 3 wishes, I thought I’d play along. For my first wish, I asked for a million pounds. There was a puff of smoke and a million quid was piled up in front of me. Wow! This was the best prank ever. For my second wish, I asked for beautiful, sexy women to fancy me wherever I went. He clicked his fingers and suddenly I was surrounded by hot babes. I couldn’t believe this was happening! He asked me for my final wish, (and I regret this now.) I said I wanted to be a green chair with real arms and legs....”
08/07/19 19:56:12
One of the Chippendales
08/07/19 19:00:46
Chairman
08/07/19 19:00:14
Army Sirplus..
09/07/19 5:58:56
We should stick it by the grandfather clock.
08/07/19 21:18:58
"Yes he's a bit of a disappointment to the family, they expected him to be a tallboy."
08/07/19 19:37:11
“Tonight On: Where Are They Now?... Professor Slughorn.”
08/07/19 19:09:59
Jeff Goldblum in "The Chair"
08/07/19 19:01:50
"Just go through and take a seat Miss whilst I see if I can track down Mr Weinstein for you."
08/07/19 22:03:48
"I declare this meeting adjourned" said Dave, who was acting Chair.
08/07/19 20:47:24
The world hide and seek championships 2019 were underway.
08/07/19 20:44:30
Now I just get delivered to Scarlett Johansson's house and play the waiting game...
08/07/19 20:30:43
"I'm sorry Mr Field, I've no idea why i thought your first name was Chester."
08/07/19 19:20:35
Arthur the Chair restorer always threw himself into his work.
08/07/19 19:12:10
Includes arm rests
08/07/19 19:07:33
My doctor has asked me for a stool specimen
08/07/19 19:07:06
Dave took his chairman's role very seriously
08/07/19 19:05:00
He always wins at musical chairs.
08/07/19 19:00:07
Arm chair
08/07/19 19:00:04
To infiltrate the people trafficking gang Detective Dave goes undercover
09/07/19 4:11:38
"Try this one, see if it grabs yah."
09/07/19 3:01:07
“They didn’t make many of these. It’s a limbed-edition.”
09/07/19 1:41:27
The Fred West collection
08/07/19 22:32:23
Dec-chair
08/07/19 22:10:47
"Right Saffron, I've had enough. That Feng Shui master of yours is just taking the p*ss now."
08/07/19 21:55:13
Suite William.
08/07/19 21:42:07
"I miss my family, since my body transplant they have moved sofa away from me."
08/07/19 21:00:54
Dave took the I'll slip into something more comfortable literally
08/07/19 20:55:13
Parents in the room, sex scene on TV.
08/07/19 20:52:18
My husband is in a remote location.
08/07/19 20:49:19
Sofa Verdegara
08/07/19 20:29:21
Please have a seat and Senator Biden will be with you shortly.
08/07/19 20:29:14
"As for our disabled chairs go this is absolutely top of the range, it feeds you, takes you for a walk but draws the line when it comes to wiping your arse"
08/07/19 19:34:01
Clearly off his rocker
08/07/19 19:29:11
He doesn't like to show his face. He's a very reserved seat.
08/07/19 19:28:11
Sometimes the strangest things fall down the back of the couch...
08/07/19 19:25:02
Chair for company
08/07/19 19:22:27
"And my brother is a poof."
08/07/19 19:14:05
"I told you the Telepod doesn't need somewhere to sit."
08/07/19 19:10:54
When he said his name was Aseat I just thought he may be Asian...
08/07/19 19:09:10
Massage chair
08/07/19 19:07:04
A Queer Anne Chair
08/07/19 19:06:46
"Anybody sitting here?"
08/07/19 19:05:18
Don't wear my chair out , it needs to stay fit for human purpose !
08/07/19 19:04:01
After 10 years of celibacy, Joe said it was great to be back in the saddle.
08/07/19 19:03:27
Michael is hoping for a job in upholstery, sofa so good.
08/07/19 19:02:09
"Jeff'll do anything for a free lap dance."
08/07/19 19:01:56
"Dear, have you seen that lazy boy of ours?"
08/07/19 19:01:53
Wing back
08/07/19 19:01:32
"When I said, Get in the Seat... "
08/07/19 19:01:30
Leonard Sachs?
08/07/19 19:00:47
The Wishing Herr
08/07/19 19:00:25
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