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"Note to self: remember to tell Mrs Dawson not to move the furniture around when I'm returning from my time travel experiments."

08/07/19 19:14:47

He's become part of the furniture...

08/07/19 19:14:31

When I said make yourself comfortable....

08/07/19 19:11:48

After hearing his wife and her friends were having an Ann Summers party, Mike was determined to catch a glimpse of the action.

08/07/19 19:09:49

Set-He.

08/07/19 20:13:59

"We've trapped the killer in here, Sarge- there's absolutely no way out and he'll have to-
*gasp*
he's disappeared!"

08/07/19 19:16:38

UpholsTerry.

08/07/19 19:01:45

....and when a genie appeared from the brass lamp I was polishing, I knew I was being set up by my mates, so when the genie granted me 3 wishes, I thought I'd play along. For my first wish, I asked for a million pounds. There was a puff of smoke and a million quid was piled up in front of me. Wow! This was the best prank ever.
For my second wish, I asked for beautiful, sexy women to fancy me wherever I went. He clicked his fingers and suddenly I was surrounded by hot babes. I couldn't believe this was happening! He asked me for my final wish, (and I regret this now.) I said I wanted to be a green chair with real arms and legs...."

08/07/19 19:56:12

One of the Chippendales

08/07/19 19:00:46

Chairman

08/07/19 19:00:14