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James Lennox Vote score: 5368James Lennox

Warning, terrible pun ahead, brace yourselves.

24/03/20 20:24:26

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OrthoDON'Tics --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9365Stephen Bean

Teething ring

24/03/20 20:00:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3779Stu Dent

Gnash-Tray

24/03/20 20:00:08

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9439Mr Dome

- You can't leave that as a deposit sir
- I can - it's my retainer

25/03/20 3:34:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Just bought this on Gumtree..

24/03/20 20:06:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9365Stephen Bean

It's not often you get to see a tooth fairy's ring.

24/03/20 20:00:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Gnash tray

24/03/20 20:00:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

I have to go for my annular check up.

24/03/20 20:15:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21977Ian Skelding

"There, you have to brush in a circular motion now."

24/03/20 20:36:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5710Vivvy En

"This gift didn't make a good impression, it's horrid to tell you the tooth."

24/03/20 20:27:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20371John Glover

A bridge too far.

24/03/20 20:25:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11559Vanessa the Guesser

Choose your own filling.

24/03/20 20:09:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11559Vanessa the Guesser

Vicious circle

24/03/20 20:00:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31497Tony Edwards

The Colgate ring of confidence.

25/03/20 8:48:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

When you smile at the abyss, the abyss smiles at you.

24/03/20 22:47:31

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1541Rachel P

Caution: Pushing too hard with Poligrip may cause misalignment

24/03/20 21:28:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1541Rachel P

Jaws

24/03/20 20:31:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21977Ian Skelding

"I always quaich when I go to the dentists."

24/03/20 20:25:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Serial Killer + Craft Fair =

24/03/20 20:22:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

Bites of the Round Table

24/03/20 20:21:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

♫ Smile, though you're basketmaking. ♫

24/03/20 20:15:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Cheese wheel.

24/03/20 20:09:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4430Karyn Harrison

Nan uses it to keep her gobstoppers in.

24/03/20 20:09:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

4 out of 5 dentists don't recommend it.

24/03/20 20:02:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9365Stephen Bean

"Darling, I'm having a few teething problems with that cock ring you bought me."

24/03/20 20:01:23

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Stu Dent Vote score: 3779Stu Dent

Crown Green Bowls

24/03/20 20:00:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"Can you make one that's smaller incisor is this the only option?"

24/03/20 20:00:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4430Karyn Harrison

It's one of those newfangled ashtrays.

24/03/20 20:00:12

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 395Gavin Smithers

Tony and Cherie Blair broke the curfew in Jordan.

25/03/20 19:01:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

On second thought, let's not see your O face.

25/03/20 14:10:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 492Charles Gilbert

Told you fairy rings were real...

25/03/20 3:53:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1386Willie Johnson

For cigarettes only. There's already too much gum in it.

25/03/20 3:53:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9108Dave Bryan

Coronavirus support group meeting:

''What are you doing, Dave?''

''I'm giving up drinking a lot.''

24/03/20 20:39:36

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21977Ian Skelding

"You chews wisely."

24/03/20 20:27:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Older xenomorphs aren't as scary when they take out their falsies.

24/03/20 20:21:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Bracelet

24/03/20 20:09:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4430Karyn Harrison

Pity it's chipped.

24/03/20 20:06:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

It's not perfect, I see a bit of dental flaws.

24/03/20 20:05:58

 
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