Willie Johnson
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"Are you sure you weren't going to discuss Neon instead of Oxygen and Nitrogen (FeLiNe)?"
"No, it's ON for today."
8:27pm
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"Today, we'll be talking about the element Iron, as well as Lithium, Oxygen and Nitrogen. That's why we've got a Fe LiON with us today." [Willie Johnson]
If this isn't the ultimate irony I don't know what is. I clicked twice because nothing happened the first time.
7:46pm
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What? An error message when I click "add caption"?
"ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT" and "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED"?
Why don't YOU: "Try: Checking the connection" between your neck and head?
I know it says "This site can’t be reached" but my caption will be there when I sign off and on again. You're not going to fool me into submitting multiple captions like 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48 probably did.
(Nod to 18:11:34,17:22:17, 16:25:42, 16:25:21, 16:24:58 and 16:24:48)
(* Never mind, if all this is cleared up by the time this gets posted. The author of this caption hasn't had his coffee yet.) [Willie Johnson]
Maybe it's because I wanted it personally delivered?
8:49am
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I don't know why she won't let me buy two heads of cabbage and three large collard greens. [Willie Johnson]
Did you end up in a sticky situation? How did the sheep feel?
I bet it led to some expensive counselling sessions for the sheep. Never mind the trauma of being sheared, but being butt fucked?
And why's it always the furred cute ones that have complexes or need therapy sessions?
Nobody says my tarantula or my gecko has mental health issues...
7:57am
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Never get superglue mixed up with lubricant. Don’t ask me how I know. [Willie Johnson]
Woolly Johnson? Now I'll never be able to unsee that.
6:20pm
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By the time Woolly Johnson got there, most of them had left. [Willie Johnson]
I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud. I've got to give it a LOL since I did
10:49pm
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"Show me how many arms you have!" [Willie Johnson]
Rather late to the party here, but I'm a virgo too!!
6:58am
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When you notice someone has duplicated one of your captions. But it isn't exactly the same. But you still want them to know. But you don't necessarily want them to delete it. But you think maybe you won't get votes if they keep it. But it would be nice if they gave you a vote. But you don't want it to look like you're asking for votes. But you want to be recognized for thinking of it first. But you know deep down you wouldn't have gotten any votes anyway.
Then someone votes up your caption and you notice the other caption has disappeared just as you were editing your comment. You want to feel guilty but it's complicated. [Willie Johnson]
When you look at a comment and the picture looks oddly familiar. Then you realize that you wrote the caption the comment is referring to. Then you wonder why someone would dredge up a caption from so far in the past. Then you wonder if maybe you did something wrong and they're trying to tell you something. Then you realize the captions you just wrote are still anonymous so it couldn't be that. Then you can't help but feel flattered that someone would dig up your caption, of all captions, to comment on. But you're still left to wonder why. I don't know, it's complicated I guess.
Thank you KT A for a blast from the past.
By the way, is a Leo similar to a Virgo James? (Asking for a "fiend", apparently one who has multiple personalities and who may or may not resemble me.)
9:17am
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When you notice someone has duplicated one of your captions. But it isn't exactly the same. But you still want them to know. But you don't necessarily want them to delete it. But you think maybe you won't get votes if they keep it. But it would be nice if they gave you a vote. But you don't want it to look like you're asking for votes. But you want to be recognized for thinking of it first. But you know deep down you wouldn't have gotten any votes anyway.
Then someone votes up your caption and you notice the other caption has disappeared just as you were editing your comment. You want to feel guilty but it's complicated. [Willie Johnson]
Lol, I was just scrolling old pictures to look at previous funny captions and happened to see the comments about star signs, nothing more than that! 😀 BTW, great caption!
9:40am
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When you notice someone has duplicated one of your captions. But it isn't exactly the same. But you still want them to know. But you don't necessarily want them to delete it. But you think maybe you won't get votes if they keep it. But it would be nice if they gave you a vote. But you don't want it to look like you're asking for votes. But you want to be recognized for thinking of it first. But you know deep down you wouldn't have gotten any votes anyway.
Then someone votes up your caption and you notice the other caption has disappeared just as you were editing your comment. You want to feel guilty but it's complicated. [Willie Johnson]
* All members of the class have passed the prerequisite course How to Start a Car.
5:51pm
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The class in How to Steer a Car is off to a good start. [Willie Johnson]