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Mark England Vote score: 17349Mark England

🎡 I'm Popeye the sailor mannequin 🎡

02/03/20 12:52:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

Buoy George

02/03/20 12:49:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11410Dave Bryan

''Did you post a caption yesterday?''

''No, I missed the boat.''

02/03/20 12:25:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2670Scrijjy Doo

Uniforms always make him hard.

02/03/20 16:52:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

If kennethkonica is in your autocorrect, check to see if you're captioning too much.

02/03/20 14:01:53

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By the time I get to the second k my autocorrect provides the suggestion for kennethkonica. Maybe too many kennethkonica captions? --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Dave always checks the shopping forecast before he sets sale.

02/03/20 13:10:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6135James Lennox

A sailor walks into a bar carrying a rope.
The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that rope in here."
The sailor goes outside, ties a knot in the rope, rubs the end on the ground, then goes back into the bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, are you that sailor with the rope again?"
The sailor replies, "Frayed knot."

The bartender kicks him out anyway for his sad and desperate usage of a really bad joke.

02/03/20 13:05:45

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Can we kick you out for sad and desperate usage of a really bad joke? Haha, just kidding. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

Sea & A

02/03/20 12:43:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11806Stephen Bean

"Typical sailor, he only landed at port a few minutes ago and he's already looking for bush."

02/03/20 12:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2670Scrijjy Doo

Dried Seaman

02/03/20 14:34:21

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Window Shipping

02/03/20 12:28:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11410Dave Bryan

I think Kenneth has gone a bit overboard with some of these photos.

02/03/20 12:11:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

Sailor's dummy

02/03/20 12:02:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

This dummy is made of wood, not any old wood though, Royal Oak.

02/03/20 20:19:18

 
Dave E Vote score: 53Dave E

With hindsight, Dave thought the commemorative "Tug of War for Seaman Staines" could have been advertised better.

02/03/20 17:24:52

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 704Generic RedHead

"Hello madam can i help you?"
"yes I'm looking for something in Navy"

02/03/20 16:05:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

If you look closer you'll see I'm knot a real sailor

02/03/20 14:46:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2670Scrijjy Doo

GI Joe's Life Partner

02/03/20 14:01:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

I wonder what a kennethkonica party would be like. No movement, no conversation. No life. But at least the bathroom would always be free. And they wouldn't run out of food.

02/03/20 13:57:46

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

The last thing gypsy Rose said to me was hold on to my fly I'll be back now, and i haven't seen her since

02/03/20 13:42:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Hang on you said I could dress like a sailor with no strings attached

02/03/20 13:34:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6135James Lennox

When he was young he'd dress his dolls like sailors then tie them up with rope. Gulliver was a strange boy.

02/03/20 13:23:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

He's still in shock from having his belly shaved with a rusty razor

02/03/20 13:17:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

"Calvin, I've told you to stop chatting up the lingerie models. Nautical!"

02/03/20 13:06:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11410Dave Bryan

''Although I've been on lots of cruise ships, I haven't had a tug for ages.''

02/03/20 12:48:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6202Greg Curtis

β€œThis is where I chipped my tooth.”

02/03/20 12:45:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

He's sailing close to the window

02/03/20 12:43:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7004Hercules Rockefeller

Old Navy's new marketing strategy offers up nothing but confusion.

02/03/20 12:43:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

"I hate glamping, I am more of a village person and prefer to stay at the YMCA with my mates."

02/03/20 12:42:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Please pull string to ring bell bottoms

02/03/20 12:42:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

He looks stern

02/03/20 12:42:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

"But I wanted to join the Navy SEALs not the Navy Sales."

02/03/20 12:32:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

The January Sails.

02/03/20 12:27:31

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

James; the sailor on-board Diamond Princess, getting ready with his rope to quarantine passengers

02/03/20 12:21:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11806Stephen Bean

Royal Navy deny that a lowering of entry standards has lead to some sailors being dummies.

02/03/20 12:10:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22917Ian Skelding

"His posture's never been the same since coming out of the barrel."

02/03/20 12:08:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11806Stephen Bean

"Can someone help me please, I'm mannequin a real mess of these knots?"

02/03/20 12:05:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 2068Molly R

"C'mon, big boy, do you want to tie me up?"

02/03/20 12:02:25

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Knot really --Mr Dome
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7004Hercules Rockefeller

"Quickly, somebody get him a can of spinach!"

02/03/20 12:00:44

 
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