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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31000Tony Edwards

Jizz hands

01/04/20 12:43:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8205Chris Keegan

Hotpoint recall 10,000 of their spin washer machines.

01/04/20 18:50:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

I’m looking the other way and getting the fuck out of here.

01/04/20 12:00:18

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Making like a shepherd and getting the flock out of here. --Willie Johnson
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5368Paul Reeve

When your in need of a super hero, just pray that Short Stubby Finger Man doesn’t come to your rescue.

01/04/20 12:22:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7992Stephen Bean

Anon comes out to send his congratulations to the Wolf.

01/04/20 12:08:15

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1162Karen Oakenfull

“I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!.....But you can call me Vinny...Oooo chase me.”

01/04/20 20:41:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4920James Lennox

I googled this guy. He's a Catholic priest now. Looking back we should have seen that coming.

01/04/20 14:19:13

 3
With those shorts, you can. --Scrijjy Doo
Rachel P Vote score: 1062Rachel P

Cletus loved his sister's Daisy Dukes; but could do without the rude comments about his balls hanging out!

01/04/20 12:22:04

 1
Those kinds of insults pale in comparison with the insult of having to look at the picture to make a caption. --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 20131John Glover

"Mum, that strange bloke is pressing against my bedroom window again."
"Are you sure darling, we're on the seventeenth floor."

01/04/20 12:08:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

7 inch, single.

01/04/20 12:02:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1203Willie Johnson

Are you COVID-19? 'Cause that smile is infectious.

01/04/20 12:04:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31000Tony Edwards

Privates on Parade

01/04/20 12:33:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8977Mr Dome

Gaylord Swift

01/04/20 12:19:38

 
Molly R Vote score: 1509Molly R

I've been locked in this glass box for so long, my clothes are worn out - but I still can't grow a beard.

01/04/20 12:00:57

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 238alexandra ball

Well you gotta hand it to him, he has balls.

01/04/20 18:56:07

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 609Generic RedHead

In Dr seuss' alternative universe, Wrong One was always more flamboyant than Wrong Two.

01/04/20 16:23:32

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 723Mark Wilson

My local multi storey car park has these guys offering car hand washes. That's just wrong on so many LEVELS.

01/04/20 13:40:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6671The Wolf

"Nana, I can't come in but I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday"

01/04/20 12:16:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7992Stephen Bean

Michael Pfeiffer

01/04/20 12:02:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Vincent also invented a combination of a washing machine and combine harvester.

01/04/20 12:01:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1452larry G.

“My IQ is NOT wrong!”

Thu 23:47:07

 
Paul Stevens Paul Stevens

When you look in the mirror and realise!!!!

Thu 21:40:56

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 40Fozzgog B.

Not so much looking back as away

01/04/20 22:10:00

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Looking back works too. "What's this behind me? It suddenly needs my attention." --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8205Chris Keegan

Simon Cowell admits Vincent shouldn't have won X Factor suggesting he was the wrong one.

01/04/20 19:05:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1925Scrijjy Doo

Simply Shred

01/04/20 16:21:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3439Stu Dent

Fly flashing for beginners

01/04/20 14:31:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1925Scrijjy Doo

The homeless problem is out of control.

01/04/20 13:47:19

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6294Glyn Evans

Is that what you'd really want to be wearing when it's -1?

01/04/20 13:12:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21594Ian Skelding

"I wondered where Andrew Ridgely was now."

01/04/20 12:46:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5282Vivvy En

You look a right state, Vincent! Fasten your jeans up.

01/04/20 12:46:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8977Mr Dome

- Don't shoot
- It's ok, officer, I'm not erect

01/04/20 12:39:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22820Michael Winner

"...in other news, Police have started playing this record to get people off the streets..."

01/04/20 12:28:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21594Ian Skelding

Vince was very forward.

01/04/20 12:20:25

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

No one! Everyone's looking down!

01/04/20 12:14:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21594Ian Skelding

"Wow, you're very skilled with that taser PC Jones."

01/04/20 12:12:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20131John Glover

"You are feeling sleepy, drifting, drifting ....Give me your trainers, give me your jeans, give me ....

01/04/20 12:05:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8090Dave Bryan

WHO'S LOOKIN BACK?

Probably, first time Tory voters.

01/04/20 12:03:29

 
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