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Shopping Maul

08/08/19 20:44:45

No jurassic parking

08/08/19 20:00:06

Archeologists discover Grimsby. Apparently, apart from Woolworths closing down and a few more charity shops nothing has changed for over 2000 years.

08/08/19 20:47:25

Buy now, prey later

08/08/19 23:23:08

Raptors may be cold blooded but they wouldn’t vote to take £50 a week off disabled people by 2020.

08/08/19 21:19:04

They thought that they were saving money, but
Norfolk Council now regret ordering their 'Beware Tractors' signs from China

08/08/19 20:18:30

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And fossil fuel.

08/08/19 20:01:17

Watch out for shoppers having a right Barney.

08/08/19 20:35:53

"People call him a dinosaur but he's wicked smart and very dangerous."
"Velociraptor?"
"Boris Johnson"

08/08/19 20:06:11

Beware Raptors:

Prevent-a-sore-ass

08/08/19 23:30:00

Shopping extinct

08/08/19 20:24:43

Tree Rex

08/08/19 20:13:19

Gave the mother-in-law £50 to go shopping...

08/08/19 20:15:46

Jurassic plaque

08/08/19 20:02:48

"They're total rubbish. Two hours on a bus going round posh houses and not one sign of Jay Z, Snoop Dogg or Eminem!"

08/08/19 20:01:11

And that's why High Street prices are getting Slashed.

08/08/19 20:00:21

Sign of the Dines

09/08/19 0:58:54

Look out for shit drawings

08/08/19 23:35:14

"Help! The shops are claw-sing."

08/08/19 23:04:38

The council had to take Jurassic measures.

08/08/19 22:51:37

... as they are known when not cycling.

08/08/19 22:35:03

"It's alright, there's no long grass"

08/08/19 21:36:42

"That's nothing, in Edinburgh we have the Blue Meanies."

08/08/19 21:09:52

Endangered species

08/08/19 20:59:21

At last, a high street predator to rival Mike Ashley.

08/08/19 20:58:01

"Don't worry about the raptors George ... Watch out for that tree!"

08/08/19 20:23:52

They're snapping up all the black Friday bargains.

08/08/19 20:20:05

....If you don't want a mega-sore-ass.

08/08/19 20:15:13

A.K.A. attorneys.

08/08/19 20:09:40

"It just changed from amber."

08/08/19 20:05:13