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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing

16/12/19 20:00:05

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14047Dan Nicholls

"Car? No, that's her lunchbox."

16/12/19 20:00:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 598Rachel P

Caution! Wide Load

16/12/19 20:02:01

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Simple but effective. --Scrijjy Doo
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

BMW or BMI?

16/12/19 20:02:31

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Does this car make my bum look big?

16/12/19 20:01:49

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Soft top and bottom

16/12/19 20:38:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7223Dave Bryan

CHRISTMAS PUZZLE COMPETITION
Rearrange the following words to make a well known caption:
in does bum look my big this
First correct entrant will receive a copy of Gulliver's Travels.

16/12/19 20:11:57

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First correct entrant in Gulliver's bum will receive a copy of "My Travels: This does look big." --James Lennox
The Wolf Vote score: 5897The Wolf

“Finally, somewhere to park my bike…”

16/12/19 20:00:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14047Dan Nicholls

🎵🎵 Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiide 🎵🎵

16/12/19 20:03:18

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4465James Lennox

I don't know about her, but the guy spying from behind the motorbike is a member of Weightwatchers.

16/12/19 20:00:48

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4102Lucky Elperro

"Hello - is that the AA? I ran out of vaseline getting into my car and I'm stuck."

16/12/19 21:16:54

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Dashcam footage, what has been seen, can't be unseen"

16/12/19 20:03:26

 
larry G. Vote score: 1420larry G.

“This ain’t working-maybe I should back into the car.”

17/12/19 1:19:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21302Ian Skelding

"I said fill her up with gas."

16/12/19 21:26:30

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

That's no moon....

16/12/19 20:27:55

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I have a very bad feeling about this... :^)  --Crunchy Chords
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8574Mr Dome

Hippoing. Like dogging, only for the larger lady

16/12/19 20:18:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

"I'm sure my helmet is in here somewhere Dave..."

16/12/19 20:04:50

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

Massda

16/12/19 20:02:47

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Headless Porscheman.

16/12/19 20:00:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Carb Crawler

16/12/19 20:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6647Stephen Bean

Grand Cleft Auto

16/12/19 20:00:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

"Ok, I blew her up. Now what?"

17/12/19 4:59:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1420larry G.

“There’s my fries.”

17/12/19 1:09:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9824Neil Mackenzie

Fat bottom girls you make the rocker cover go round.

16/12/19 21:51:35

 
Dot Old Vote score: 808Dot Old

The Elephant Woman

16/12/19 21:25:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

The doctor told her to take up sports to lose weight

16/12/19 20:36:54

 
Rachel P Vote score: 598Rachel P

🎵 Get your PickaMix on Route 66.....

16/12/19 20:33:24

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Does anyone else think the car has a look of worry?

16/12/19 20:27:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

No you car did not shrink in the carwash

16/12/19 20:25:29

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Whats your 999 emergency?

"a Hell's Angel gang have disguised a baby elephant in jeans and a jumper and are attempting load it into a car

16/12/19 20:17:11

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4833Chris Halliwell

Looks like the Big End's gone.

16/12/19 20:16:03

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Who said anything about the car? 😂😂 --Chris Halliwell
James Lennox Vote score: 4465James Lennox

Bloody two door cars, it's always hard to get in the rear.

16/12/19 20:14:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1681Scrijjy Doo

Blame it on bad genes.

16/12/19 20:13:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1681Scrijjy Doo

Levi's Industrial Strength Jeans

16/12/19 20:11:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14047Dan Nicholls

Mercedes Bends

16/12/19 20:06:20

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

Good job it's a two seater
One for each cheek.

16/12/19 20:06:13

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Park and Ride, perhaps not"

16/12/19 20:02:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14047Dan Nicholls

"Who left the Flakes in the glove box? Right. Phone the fire brigade".

16/12/19 20:02:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14047Dan Nicholls

"We're rehearsing in case we get attacked by a hippo at Whipsnade".

16/12/19 20:01:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

No FiAT jokes, please!

16/12/19 20:01:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

Bum steer

16/12/19 20:00:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5897The Wolf

“What made me go on a diet? Well, someone took a picture of my arse and used it for one of those ‘optical illusion’ books. Turns out most people thought it was an Elephant”

16/12/19 20:00:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Fat seat driver

16/12/19 20:00:29

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Proof that the Devil takes the hindmost

19/12/19 0:09:01

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 83Poxy Jock

The spy known as The Motorbike Assassin positively knew that he couldn't miss his next target as he took aim

17/12/19 22:49:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19900John Glover

The motorcyclist wished he'd never admitted to knowing where the local vet's practice was. He was now lumbered into ruhing an injured hedgehog, that the lady driver had sat on whilst picknicking, to the vets, while she attended hospital to have spines removed from her large arse.

17/12/19 2:34:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1420larry G.

Who’s driving who?

17/12/19 1:04:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1681Scrijjy Doo

What will it take to put you in this car today?
The jaws of life.

16/12/19 21:55:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

No wonder Mazda ditched the slogan 'The more you look, the more you like'.

16/12/19 21:49:03

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

"Quick phone an amubulance!! My husband had his mouth on the steering wheel , when the airbag went off."

16/12/19 21:09:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8574Mr Dome

Just looking for the spare tyre..

16/12/19 21:04:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10298Vanessa the Guesser

It must be crush hour

16/12/19 20:40:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6094Glyn Evans

"In the car thief championships, with the second car now broken into and Bridget being brazen with this break-in right in front of a bike riding bystander! - This may lead to a disqualification however but we'll have to see if she is somehow stopped before she reaches the finish line."

16/12/19 20:33:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

"Darling, I'm not convinced that you paid her a total complement while she was strapping her child in by saying at least some bloke found you attractive"

16/12/19 20:27:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5897The Wolf

"Avoid the area, there's been a pile up"

16/12/19 20:25:27

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

In Russia, cars wear you.

16/12/19 20:17:53

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Undercover cops prepare to take down woman dealing crack from her car.

16/12/19 20:16:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5897The Wolf

"HEY...STOP EATING MY PASSENGER..."

16/12/19 20:11:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

It's ever since she bought that bloody sports car, she's been running around like a Baloo arse fly.

16/12/19 20:11:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4465James Lennox

After the scandal, and his unfortunate sacking from Sesame Street, Mr. Snuffleupagus found work as a car groomer.

16/12/19 20:10:55

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Could have sworn we evicted squatters from 1 of her leg pockets the other day?

16/12/19 20:09:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6201Hercules Rockefeller

"Can anybody please help me change my fat tire?"

16/12/19 20:05:53

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

He's got some cheek parking that there...and the car's in the way to.

16/12/19 20:04:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6647Stephen Bean

Car thief remains at large.

16/12/19 20:03:11

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"...Dogging?"

"...No Growlers"

16/12/19 20:02:37

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Park and Hide.

16/12/19 20:01:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6647Stephen Bean

Hitchhikers Ride to the Galaxy (chocolate)

16/12/19 20:00:34

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

It appears Dave Danger, the new Evel knievel on the block may be having second thoughts about attempting his latest and most risky jump yet.

16/12/19 20:00:07

 
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