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C CaMel	Farmchair 28/07/17 21:53:24	1 15

John Glover	creative "Wow, look at the size of its asshole, we can make a fortune from that fish canning company." 28/07/17 11:19:21	15

Dan Nicholls	Willy Elliott 27/07/17 11:03:47	1 15
That was golden lmao I was howling! --Ivana Jerkuov
Jonathan Allsopp	lol x2 Many selfies are ruined by seagulls with dodgy stomachs. 21/07/17 11:14:24	15

Michael Winner	"We know you're in there, you snake in the gas." 19/07/17 19:40:36	15

Ian Skelding	A dead ringer 12/07/17 11:15:59	15

Leroy Brown	In the original design the lady was on the right side of the poster, but Specsavers didn't want to advertise a price in crease. 09/07/17 7:35:43	15

Ron Allan	lol clever Three pints and you're Legolas 13/06/17 7:00:12	2 15
My wife drank just one and was feeling Merry. --Crunchy Chords
D C	Kellogg's All Brain 30/05/17 19:07:03	15

John Llamas	"Can I get a copy of your Bolognese recipe Jean? .............." 08/05/17 7:04:03	15

Welsh Rarebit	Rock fans from right to left- AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth and Blur. 07/05/17 19:00:09	15

Pussy Galore	After a lengthy investigation, the cops decided the eggs hadn't been stolen, they had simply been mislaid. 06/05/17 16:25:57	15

C CaMel	'Drop the facade!' 04/05/17 11:13:43	15

John Llamas	clever Between a rocker and a hard face 19/02/17 20:21:21	15

Ian Skelding	clever The Minor strikes 1984 13/02/17 13:04:29	15

Mark England	"Sorry, we can't go any further ladies. I can hear a rattle in the engine" 04/02/17 9:07:16	15

Mark England	Hyenas like to LOL in the grass 26/01/17 21:34:44	15

Welsh Rarebit	"Fowl!" 11/01/17 20:00:06	15

Dan Nicholls	lol Timmy Mallett 'fondly remembering' Michaela Strachan. He has a whack a day... 29/12/16 20:05:06	3 15
'utterly brilliant!' --Andrea Hickling
Welsh Rarebit	Sumo Russelling 28/12/16 20:31:55	15

Troompa Loompa	clever They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes. 27/12/16 20:23:25	15

Mark England	lol "Darling. You know when you said that the wine tasted like cat's piss..." 15/12/16 20:10:01	15

Welsh Rarebit	Breast inplants 13/12/16 12:00:17	15

Smuldo	Puff Deady. 08/12/16 8:05:48	15

Vivvy En	"OMG! The snow plough's coming!" 06/12/16 8:08:11	15

Welsh Rarebit	Dev prefers his meat weld done. 02/12/16 8:58:57	15

Tony Edwards	clever x2 The Exorsister 27/11/16 20:11:58	15

Tiny Alien	clever Boatanical garden 17/11/16 12:00:27	15

Kenny Ireland	🎵 Sweet surrender. 🎵 17/11/16 9:31:16	15

Pete	"Come on down, Percy. We're having turkey this year." 14/11/16 12:02:33	1 15
hahahah can't get enough of this. --sandeep chahal
Pussy Galore	lol Thit! Don't you jutht hate it when you bite your tongue. 31/10/16 20:05:20	15

Tiny Alien	Pooched egg 27/10/16 8:25:24	15

Glyn Evans	lol x2 creative "This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly." 07/10/16 7:24:31	1 15
You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls	lol x2 Ahhh, look at the puppy longing for the ball. He will go on longing, for Murray suffers from DOG PARALYSIS. Just Â£2 a month will enable us to give Murray a swift kick up the rear so he can get up. Pick up the phone and give this dog a bone. 06/10/16 7:06:13	2 15
"NICE stroke." --Greg Curtis
Mark England	At the nudist club, all members must wear a hat 17/09/16 7:10:51	1 15
I like to think about the Spice Girls in the nude. Sometimes I keep my clothes on for it. --Michael Monkhouse
Neil Mackenzie	lol creative Romeo Beckham: For God's sake Mum I'm on the phone. 03/09/16 7:08:01	15

John Llamas	Nothing and nobody gets in the way of the 8 o'clock caption. 03/09/16 7:01:12	15

Dan Nicholls	creative "Thank you for coming in today Mr Wilson. We need to talk about your son's attitude in class." 01/09/16 19:47:54	1 15
"Too bad Mrs. Wilson couldn't make it today." --Martin Veith
Stephen Paterson	lol Fatter Seat Dogs Home. 29/08/16 7:13:25	15

Boycie	lol x2 clever Despite buying half the shop, Nish still refused to pay 5p for a carrier bag 22/08/16 11:02:42	15

Tony Edwards	The hippy couple 22/08/16 7:01:56	2 15
let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
Darthey Bussell	The Decapthlon 18/08/16 19:01:43	15

Tony Edwards	Gagpuss 16/08/16 7:00:55	15

Pete	clever Windows for Dummies. 10/08/16 9:05:18	15

Boycie	creative x2 The builders have made a huge four-cup 01/08/16 19:12:48	15

Dan Nicholls	Michael Caine-ine 28/07/16 11:00:20	3 15
I'd take out an 'n' and make it Caine-ine. --Darthey Bussell
Boycie	clever "When I said 'Off' I meant you, not the shirt" 27/07/16 7:32:26	15

Karen Oakenfull	lol Oscar Pistorius's campaign bus 24/07/16 11:40:44	15

Leroy Brown	lol The race ended with a photo finish 24/07/16 8:29:30	15

Dan Nicholls	The Chair Witch Project. 15/06/16 13:37:18	15

Mark England	Ben just couldn't control his crack addiction 08/06/16 11:05:10	15

Tony Edwards	Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight. 30/05/16 19:54:06	15

Pete	lol x2 creative Jerry Adams. 29/05/16 9:46:17	15

Mark England	"That's strange. The streets are desserted" 11/05/16 19:01:41	2 15
Just saying your caption is super-clever! --larry G.
Michael Winner	lol clever Ban this cruel sport of Panda Skittles. 15/04/16 11:15:39	15

Welsh Rarebit	lol x2 Have you ever suffered from a car Ninjary that wasn't your fault? 12/04/16 11:00:21	15

Welsh Rarebit	clever "Yes nurse, it was a cupid stunt" 02/04/16 19:00:07	15

Welsh Rarebit	clever x2 Nanny McFe 18/03/16 8:58:43	1 15

Welsh Rarebit	Joseph and Mary were overwhelmed with their gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Purr. 14/03/16 20:01:18	15

Leroy Brown	Santa's little yelpers 27/02/16 12:24:17	15

Leroy Brown	lol creative Jack Lemon 23/02/16 8:50:25	1 15
Missing --[anon]
Tony Edwards	clever Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job. 15/02/16 20:07:31	15

Dan Nicholls	creative It's an awfully big wrench, but I am going to have to leave you gentlemen. 15/02/16 9:08:57	15

Welsh Rarebit	clever Flabbey Road 14/02/16 8:00:13	15

Leroy Brown	City of Lost soles 07/02/16 8:01:54	15

Pete	I use him as a beer mutt. 28/01/16 20:00:08	15

Zac Kramer	Careful when you bend down, you might slip a disc 20/01/16 12:00:25	15

Pete	lol "Trust me, it'll be funny. Now pull the bloody finger." 10/01/16 20:00:11	15

Tony Edwards	Black pool tower 17/12/15 12:44:15	15

Zac Kramer	Bootique 28/11/15 12:00:07	15

Mark England	Gran kids 24/11/15 12:07:20	15

Stephen Paterson	Well that's Frosty off the Nice list, thought Santa after witnessing his inappropriate salute. 23/11/15 13:28:52	15

John Llamas	"I think you might have a puncher mate." 17/11/15 20:24:01	15

Stephen Paterson	Guilt trip. 14/11/15 12:17:02	15

Neil Mackenzie	lol Is that why all my Kids are little shits? 29/10/15 8:06:41	15

Leroy Brown	Sometimes Bill would just stand and reflect. 16/10/15 11:22:49	15

John Llamas	"Sit down, you look shattered." 16/10/15 11:08:24	15

Michael Winner	lol Who would have guessed that when the Messiah returned, he would taste so delicious? 12/10/15 20:13:59	15

Tony Edwards	Holy Ghost writer 12/10/15 11:01:12	15

Tony Busby	Glutton dressed as ram. 05/10/15 7:20:36	15

Zac Kramer	When I ordered Chilli this wasn't what I expected 03/10/15 11:02:54	15

John Llamas	"What makes you think I've cheated on you again darling?" 01/10/15 12:16:38	1 15
Very good. --Michael Monkhouse
Kenny Ireland	"It won't stand up in court". 30/09/15 21:07:27	15

Dan Nicholls	Creche landing 28/09/15 19:32:29	15

Ron Allan	'Sleighed' 22/09/15 19:00:19	15

Leroy Brown	Peeping Tom 21/09/15 19:11:20	15

Tracy Davidson	"Right Mrs Smith," said the vet. "What first alerted you to the fact your dog had lost his sense of smell?" 19/09/15 7:05:35	15

Chris Halliwell	Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste. 16/09/15 21:18:57	15

Ron Allan	creative Captain Karinski was getting a little irritated at the final requests during Firing Squads 13/09/15 19:00:42	2 15
Hi there..glad you enjoyed it, and yes, it's a great place to learn how to word captions to get the most out of them. I've been on here for several years and am still learning..as are most of us. For me I try never to go for the obvious and alwa... --Ron Allan
Michael Winner	She could see him coming from a mile off. 13/09/15 7:00:40	15

Cath Jones	Pet Detective 12/09/15 7:00:17	15

Tosser Wivlov	Honey! I don't think this is the right lid for the blender. 07/09/15 13:47:04	15

Michael Monkhouse	Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. 05/09/15 11:51:55	2 15
What a lovely comment. Thank you!They say Stephen Hawking's so intelligent he can pick up anything strauiht away. Well, I dropped a sheaf of papers, bugger all. --Michael Monkhouse
Tony Edwards	Love is in the air 04/09/15 11:04:19	15

Smuldo	Less Paul. 29/08/15 7:39:07	1 15
Brilliant! --Michael Winner
AXE	These days parents are not allowed to give their children a clip round the ear 19/08/15 19:13:02	15

Paul Gledhill	"OK. So you've been shot. Don't harp on about it" 12/08/15 8:18:32	15

Smuldo	"How sat?" 07/08/15 19:14:22	15

Hercules Rockefeller	lol "A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17	15

Boycie	"Cowabangra dudes" 31/07/15 7:26:52	15

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