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C CaMel Vote score: 19685C CaMel

Farmchair

28/07/17 21:53:24

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

"Wow, look at the size of its asshole, we can make a fortune from that fish canning company."

28/07/17 11:19:21

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

Willy Elliott

27/07/17 11:03:47

That was golden lmao I was howling! --Ivana Jerkuov
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2803Jonathan Allsopp

Many selfies are ruined by seagulls with dodgy stomachs.

21/07/17 11:14:24

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"We know you're in there, you snake in the gas."

19/07/17 19:40:36

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35271Ian Skelding

A dead ringer

12/07/17 11:15:59

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

In the original design the lady was on the right side of the poster, but Specsavers didn't want to advertise a price in crease.

09/07/17 7:35:43

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Three pints and you're Legolas

13/06/17 7:00:12

My wife drank just one and was feeling Merry. --Crunchy Chords
D C Vote score: 2691D C

Kellogg's All Brain

30/05/17 19:07:03

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"Can I get a copy of your Bolognese recipe Jean? .............."

08/05/17 7:04:03

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Rock fans from right to left- AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth and Blur.

07/05/17 19:00:09

Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

After a lengthy investigation, the cops decided the eggs hadn't been stolen, they had simply been mislaid.

06/05/17 16:25:57

C CaMel Vote score: 19685C CaMel

'Drop the facade!'

04/05/17 11:13:43

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Between a rocker and a hard face

19/02/17 20:21:21

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35271Ian Skelding

The Minor strikes 1984

13/02/17 13:04:29

Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

"Sorry, we can't go any further ladies. I can hear a rattle in the engine"

04/02/17 9:07:16

Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

Hyenas like to LOL in the grass

26/01/17 21:34:44

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"Fowl!"

11/01/17 20:00:06

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

Timmy Mallett 'fondly remembering' Michaela Strachan. He has a whack a day...

29/12/16 20:05:06

'utterly brilliant!' --Andrea Hickling
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Sumo Russelling

28/12/16 20:31:55

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24533Troompa Loompa

They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes.

27/12/16 20:23:25

Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

"Darling. You know when you said that the wine tasted like cat's piss..."

15/12/16 20:10:01

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Breast inplants

13/12/16 12:00:17

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Puff Deady.

08/12/16 8:05:48

Vivvy En Vote score: 16848Vivvy En

"OMG! The snow plough's coming!"

06/12/16 8:08:11

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Dev prefers his meat weld done.

02/12/16 8:58:57

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

The Exorsister

27/11/16 20:11:58

Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Boatanical garden

17/11/16 12:00:27

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

🎵 Sweet surrender. 🎵

17/11/16 9:31:16

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Come on down, Percy. We're having turkey this year."

14/11/16 12:02:33

hahahah can't get enough of this. --sandeep chahal
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Thit! Don't you jutht hate it when you bite your tongue.

31/10/16 20:05:20

Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Pooched egg

27/10/16 8:25:24

Glyn Evans Vote score: 13433Glyn Evans

"This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly."

07/10/16 7:24:31

You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

Ahhh, look at the puppy longing for the ball. He will go on longing, for Murray suffers from DOG PARALYSIS. Just £2 a month will enable us to give Murray a swift kick up the rear so he can get up. Pick up the phone and give this dog a bone.

06/10/16 7:06:13

"NICE stroke." --Greg Curtis
Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

At the nudist club, all members must wear a hat

17/09/16 7:10:51

I like to think about the Spice Girls in the nude. Sometimes I keep my clothes on for it. --Michael Monkhouse
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16230Neil Mackenzie

Romeo Beckham: For God's sake Mum I'm on the phone.

03/09/16 7:08:01

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Nothing and nobody gets in the way of the 8 o'clock caption.

03/09/16 7:01:12

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

"Thank you for coming in today Mr Wilson. We need to talk about your son's attitude in class."

01/09/16 19:47:54

"Too bad Mrs. Wilson couldn't make it today." --Martin Veith
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3481Stephen Paterson

Fatter Seat Dogs Home.

29/08/16 7:13:25

Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

Despite buying half the shop, Nish still refused to pay 5p for a carrier bag

22/08/16 11:02:42

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

The hippy couple

22/08/16 7:01:56

let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 24533Darthey Bussell

The Decapthlon

18/08/16 19:01:43

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

Gagpuss

16/08/16 7:00:55

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Windows for Dummies.

10/08/16 9:05:18

Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

The builders have made a huge four-cup

01/08/16 19:12:48

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

Michael Caine-ine

28/07/16 11:00:20

I'd take out an 'n' and make it Caine-ine. --Darthey Bussell
Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

"When I said 'Off' I meant you, not the shirt"

27/07/16 7:32:26

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3954Karen Oakenfull

Oscar Pistorius's campaign bus

24/07/16 11:40:44

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

The race ended with a photo finish

24/07/16 8:29:30

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

The Chair Witch Project.

15/06/16 13:37:18

Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

Ben just couldn't control his crack addiction

08/06/16 11:05:10

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight.

30/05/16 19:54:06

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Jerry Adams.

29/05/16 9:46:17

Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

"That's strange. The streets are desserted"

11/05/16 19:01:41

Just saying your caption is super-clever!  --larry G.
Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Ban this cruel sport of Panda Skittles.

15/04/16 11:15:39

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Have you ever suffered from a car Ninjary that wasn't your fault?

12/04/16 11:00:21

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"Yes nurse, it was a cupid stunt"

02/04/16 19:00:07

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Nanny McFe

18/03/16 8:58:43

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Joseph and Mary were overwhelmed with their gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Purr.

14/03/16 20:01:18

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Santa's little yelpers

27/02/16 12:24:17

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Jack Lemon

23/02/16 8:50:25

Missing --[anon]
Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job.

15/02/16 20:07:31

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

It's an awfully big wrench, but I am going to have to leave you gentlemen.

15/02/16 9:08:57

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Flabbey Road

14/02/16 8:00:13

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

City of Lost soles

07/02/16 8:01:54

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I use him as a beer mutt.

28/01/16 20:00:08

Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Careful when you bend down, you might slip a disc

20/01/16 12:00:25

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Trust me, it'll be funny. Now pull the bloody finger."

10/01/16 20:00:11

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

Black pool tower

17/12/15 12:44:15

Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Bootique

28/11/15 12:00:07

Mark England Vote score: 24099Mark England

Gran kids

24/11/15 12:07:20

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3481Stephen Paterson

Well that's Frosty off the Nice list, thought Santa after witnessing his inappropriate salute.

23/11/15 13:28:52

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"I think you might have a puncher mate."

17/11/15 20:24:01

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3481Stephen Paterson

Guilt trip.

14/11/15 12:17:02

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16230Neil Mackenzie

Is that why all my Kids are little shits?

29/10/15 8:06:41

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Sometimes Bill would just stand and reflect.

16/10/15 11:22:49

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"Sit down, you look shattered."

16/10/15 11:08:24

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Who would have guessed that when the Messiah returned, he would taste so delicious?

12/10/15 20:13:59

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

Holy Ghost writer

12/10/15 11:01:12

Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

Glutton dressed as ram.

05/10/15 7:20:36

Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

When I ordered Chilli this wasn't what I expected

03/10/15 11:02:54

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"What makes you think I've cheated on you again darling?"

01/10/15 12:16:38

Very good. --Michael Monkhouse
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

"It won't stand up in court".

30/09/15 21:07:27

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19977Dan Nicholls

Creche landing

28/09/15 19:32:29

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

'Sleighed'

22/09/15 19:00:19

Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Peeping Tom

21/09/15 19:11:20

Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"Right Mrs Smith," said the vet. "What first alerted you to the fact your dog had lost his sense of smell?"

19/09/15 7:05:35

Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6227Chris Halliwell

Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste.

16/09/15 21:18:57

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Captain Karinski was getting a little irritated at the final requests during Firing Squads

13/09/15 19:00:42

Hi there..glad you enjoyed it, and yes, it's a great place to learn how to word captions to get the most out of them. I've been on here for several years and am still learning..as are most of us. For me I try never to go for the obvious and alwa... --Ron Allan
Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

She could see him coming from a mile off.

13/09/15 7:00:40

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Pet Detective

12/09/15 7:00:17

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Honey! I don't think this is the right lid for the blender.

07/09/15 13:47:04

Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2808Michael Monkhouse

Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off.

05/09/15 11:51:55

What a lovely comment. Thank you!They say Stephen Hawking's so intelligent he can pick up anything strauiht away. Well, I dropped a sheaf of papers, bugger all. --Michael Monkhouse
Tony Edwards Vote score: 42690Tony Edwards

Love is in the air

04/09/15 11:04:19

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Less Paul.

29/08/15 7:39:07

Brilliant! --Michael Winner
AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

These days parents are not allowed to give their children a clip round the ear

19/08/15 19:13:02

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 3745Paul Gledhill

"OK. So you've been shot. Don't harp on about it"

12/08/15 8:18:32

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

"How sat?"

07/08/15 19:14:22

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16420Hercules Rockefeller

"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"

01/08/15 19:04:17

Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

"Cowabangra dudes"

31/07/15 7:26:52

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