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Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time...

07/03/20 20:11:39

He's a pillar of the community.

07/03/20 20:00:23

“He has an important job, but he’s often taken for granite.”

08/03/20 0:33:04

He suffered from a carvature of the spine

08/03/20 6:46:57

Between a rock and a hard face.

07/03/20 20:41:24

Shelf-isolation after catching the cornervirus.

07/03/20 22:14:00

Adam and eave.

07/03/20 20:33:18

Atlas, drugged

07/03/20 20:00:37

Working his six-pack by doing hundred of crunches.

08/03/20 2:50:58

"Nearly got me" said Medusa.

07/03/20 20:31:37

Burden of roof

07/03/20 20:17:34

His whole family fitted nicely on one side of the building.

08/03/20 3:22:43

When he does crunches, part of the building comes down.

07/03/20 22:13:49

I'm so ashamed, I failed to win Butlins' Knobbly Knees competition.

07/03/20 22:10:06

Fred was known for his chiseled look.

07/03/20 22:10:05

He's a chip of the the old block.

07/03/20 22:01:14

Die Hard

07/03/20 21:08:45

Self-build

07/03/20 20:47:32

"I don't think he's bearing up too well. He needs sprucing up... y'know, a wash, trip to the barber's maybe. But apparently, he's got too much on his plait."

07/03/20 20:42:28

Fifty shades of grey

07/03/20 20:33:17

🎵What he's gonna look like with a chimney on him 🎵

07/03/20 20:26:34

"Over 'ere mate!"
"It's no use, he's stone deaf."

07/03/20 20:25:05

What a massive erection

07/03/20 20:12:24

Heavy Rocker

07/03/20 20:09:11

Under pressure

07/03/20 20:07:43

I asked the Stone Mason what’s the holdup.

07/03/20 20:00:10