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Mark England Vote score: 17329Mark England

The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo

15/01/20 8:58:28

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Being Scottish, that caption got me searching the photo for a bovine. --Molly R
The Wolf Vote score: 7876The Wolf

Diary entry 102. 24th August, AD 79, Pompeii.

I'm going to start the day by having my morning poo whilst fixing the roof and stroking the dog. I will probably look quite ridiculous, but what's the worst that can happen...

15/01/20 8:17:39

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2283Rachel P

“I will get this bloody Toga on!"

15/01/20 8:51:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15280Dan Nicholls

et tu, Speckled Jim?

15/01/20 10:29:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

I think the sculptor is suggesting that the Bronze Age was a pig eon.

15/01/20 9:14:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4433Stu Dent

Shit this plinth is slippery.

15/01/20 8:25:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

Pigeon shit is really corrosive stuff.

15/01/20 8:10:19

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

Bruce Jenner's Olympic statue has recently been updated.

15/01/20 8:11:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

Well, this is what happens when you don't feed the birds.

15/01/20 8:02:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6973Hercules Rockefeller

Pompeii just isn't what it used to be.

15/01/20 8:08:16

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2283Rachel P

Stone the Crows! Venus is looking and I can’t remember if I put on deodorant

15/01/20 8:04:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11169Dave Bryan

Never mind the bollocks where's his sex pistol?

15/01/20 8:02:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3878Crunchy Chords

Mostly armless.

15/01/20 18:33:46

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

I am Sparta-coos

15/01/20 12:12:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4433Stu Dent

♪ Nab him, jab him, tag him, grab him, stop that pigeon now♪

15/01/20 11:20:46

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Don't peck the hand that feeds you!

15/01/20 9:56:31

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1132Dot Old

"He looks very spartan to me."

15/01/20 8:09:11

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

He's just got himself a new phone. Thankfully it's hands free."

15/01/20 8:06:41

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I have a pot to piss in but no cock!

15/01/20 8:01:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Don't worry they'll know it's cold. You can hardly see my head in the photo too.

16/01/20 21:50:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23470Michael Winner

Can you believe that he moulded that using his own poo?

15/01/20 17:47:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2654Scrijjy Doo

Next time wear gloves.

15/01/20 15:34:00

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

UK goverment force disabled people to bust as living statues to replace disability allowance.

15/01/20 13:37:04

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

You gotta hand it to him.he could still pull a bird!

15/01/20 10:06:51

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

"Eye spy with my little eye,
something beginning with P".

15/01/20 10:05:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10975Neil Mackenzie

Julius sees her naked; so he wanked till his right arm fell off, undeterred he wanked with his left, but that fell off taking his member with it.

15/01/20 10:03:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

He fought in the Coolosseum.

15/01/20 9:13:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32450Tony Edwards

The sculptor was stumped when it came to hands.

15/01/20 9:11:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

"Oh, you over-dramatic bitch!" hissed the statue in the background.

15/01/20 9:07:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22873Ian Skelding

Caligula was ahead of his time, appointing transgender amputees as Centurions.

15/01/20 9:05:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4433Stu Dent

Monument to the unarmed soldier.

15/01/20 8:52:38

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Hey you, yes you... please please please scratch my balls..the itch is killing me and i have no hands.

15/01/20 8:45:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9245Chris Keegan

Lieutenant Pigeon

15/01/20 8:37:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 You need hands... 🎵

15/01/20 8:18:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10117Mr Dome

- what a rubbish statue
- are eunoching it?

15/01/20 8:18:40

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

I wonder what happened to his arms and leg ? I wish he could talk, I'd love to Ares stories.

15/01/20 8:17:23

 
Molly R Vote score: 2005Molly R

If I had hands, I'd wring your neck.

15/01/20 8:05:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9245Chris Keegan

He lost both arms while striking prisoners very wuffley.

15/01/20 8:03:40

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

"The size of his helmet!"

"I know, you can hardly see it."

15/01/20 8:03:39

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Classical art is expensive, it's cost me an arm and a leg

15/01/20 8:01:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Statue if Limperty

15/01/20 8:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

What kind of pigeon can help a statue with no hands?

A carrier pigeon.

15/01/20 8:00:05

 
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