lol x2 creative x2 clever

Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

lol creative

........ just posting some pictures of my trip

10/01/19 8:41:39

creative clever

This sort of thing just makes me cross

07/09/18 8:14:55

clever x3

Pasture bedtime

20/09/15 20:05:58

lol x2 clever

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

29/01/15 12:14:36

Ales of the Unexpected

18/09/12 8:17:42

Water Raleigh and Francis Drake

11/08/12 11:01:06

"I reared him myself."

14/10/15 20:10:32

lol creative

We didn't always have hair dryers

23/09/15 12:15:06

clever

Pisa Hut

02/02/15 8:11:39

creative x3

Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult

04/01/13 12:17:10

".... see Dave, I told you this car was a "˜pussy magnet'. ..."

11/01/19 12:39:44

clever

Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected .........

29/08/18 8:16:55

lol x2

We asked 10 cats if they preferred Whiskas ...... here's what the other two said, for those of you who have always wondered.

14/08/14 12:12:52

lol

"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?"

27/03/13 8:13:37

creative

Squatters move in after Tennant moves on

06/03/13 12:03:16

"You said ...'write something punchy' ..."

27/09/18 9:12:20

clever x2

Fissure men

29/09/17 12:07:00

creative x2

A boy named Sioux

22/04/14 12:10:33

creative

"Sorry officer, I didn't see the light."

22/04/14 8:43:23

"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?"

21/11/12 20:05:21

Plaquerazzi

04/11/12 8:22:33

£100
WINNER

Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.

23/04/12 11:05:15

Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline.

09/09/14 8:10:27

creative

Some adverts just blow you away.

12/08/14 14:06:38

lol

"You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?"

10/01/13 20:05:29

This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age

30/10/12 20:05:12

Top Queer

20/07/12 20:09:55

Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.'

23/04/12 20:24:43

Mick’s - in – bowl

22/04/12 20:00:33

ten-tickles

19/09/11 11:04:11

lol

"S**t ..... where's the baby?"

07/10/18 21:06:28

lol

Stan has an itchy bum .... sadly for him, he doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

30/11/16 21:09:12

lol x3

"Smell that ..... I'll give you a clue, it's not Scampi Fries."

21/09/16 8:03:57

The bills are piling up at the door.

21/08/15 20:41:17

Vowel movements will also not be tolerated.

29/05/15 20:33:21

"I think the hoover bag might be full love."

16/11/18 9:28:54

"I thought you said it was spitting distance "¦"¦"¦"

07/09/18 12:14:23

"Quick, QUICK ...... Duracell anyone ..."

07/05/18 20:51:12

lol

Pint and a small house swine

29/05/17 20:10:09

High in fibre

19/05/17 21:20:59

The Officer's Mess

15/09/16 20:08:36

lol

Neil was seeing other girls behind her back.

03/09/16 8:04:25

lol

"The good news is, we didn't find any drugs.
The bad news ..... you have an enlarged prostate ..."

07/06/16 21:35:02

lol

"OK ......... got a signal, stay there folks. Hi Mum ....... "

14/09/15 8:11:51

lol

Not-work Rail

01/03/15 20:26:38

The tree had no chance once Ivy took hold.

10/11/14 10:39:15

lol

The nursery school bus crash into the Piranha infested water made identifying the remains of the kids a tricky task.

02/09/14 20:21:02

Fathers for just chips

15/08/14 8:08:48

Sister'S ledge

22/04/14 20:06:07

Pump Fiction

08/01/14 12:10:39

lol

"Ooh you are nautical.............but I like you"

09/05/13 8:36:29

Those with a nut allergy.. look away now

06/06/12 20:18:31

"The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery"

09/08/18 12:08:20

clever

Mick was not entirely happy with the terms of his bale conditions.

03/01/18 8:27:59

lol

Papua New Guinea Rotisserie

19/10/17 8:26:57

lol

The wife said .."Do you think you could do something with that skip in the driveway?"
Challenge accepted ..... I thought

29/09/17 8:04:49

The boys in the gang were worried that at any time they could be facing the sack
(nod to 12.07)

25/08/17 12:11:02

lol

Where are they now ...... Lionel Blair

25/03/17 21:11:57

Skuldruggery

08/12/16 8:16:20

lol

"Just buy a bloody unicycle."

28/11/16 12:29:59

Before being souped up.

15/10/15 12:27:06

creative

People are not coming to fairground so much so we had to reduce the staff.

02/10/15 8:53:25

lol

"I picked it up at a car boot sale."

18/08/15 20:07:28

Chilean Miners release unseen pictures

08/01/15 20:14:47

"I used to be a Hell's Angel but that's all behind me now."

11/11/14 21:38:47

lol

"No love, I said I want to look at a Hospice"

26/10/14 20:00:22

creative

Having been caught pedalling again, this time Maria was given a longer sentence

13/03/14 20:22:54

A pot belly would be useful at this point

05/03/14 12:02:57

The hat and cape were reviewed as 'cheap looking and unconvincing' - ( Witch Magazine )

27/02/14 12:02:52

"I am not turning around until I get those f**king drums back"

11/02/14 12:11:43

Caption.me apologises for delays in seeing some pictures due to the Golf coverage

30/01/14 8:11:10

lol

"Abandon Shit!"

17/01/14 12:45:17

50% off all bikes at Halfords.

25/10/13 12:16:18

creative

Uncle Brian had been there for 3 hours reading the suspiciously large book since we put the Viagra in his breakfast.

14/06/13 12:38:25

The Copse had him surrounded.

10/06/13 8:44:41

"What's up Doc?"

18/02/13 12:01:36

"Soft Scoop Icecream my arse"

06/01/13 20:06:27

A near myth

22/08/12 12:06:19

Esther had no problems achieving her 'miserable little shit badge'

24/05/12 20:05:49

I came looking for Pluto not Uranus

20/03/12 20:21:01

Don't worry we'll stop pulling bits out once the buzzer sounds

17/03/12 20:01:44

Tell meow this happened.

18/12/11 22:14:57

He's from the Isle of Man

09/12/11 11:25:52

Warning...May contain nuts.

07/11/11 20:15:43

Pick it, lick it, roll it and flick it.

05/06/13 12:07:10

"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later."

03/04/13 12:33:50

Eyefull Tower

01/12/12 20:07:04

Ground Coffee

15/09/12 8:17:27

Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates.

08/08/12 21:35:22

Guinesstrone

25/06/12 20:15:25

" ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but ....."

22/05/20 20:10:34

"It's like art ... only boulder"

14/09/19 12:47:22

clever

...... and so the revolution begins

18/11/18 21:04:28

lol

Baseball caps ........ maybe they should come with instructions.

07/03/18 12:06:59

Trill seeker

06/02/18 21:14:08

"Can I get a copy of your Bolognese recipe Jean? .............."

08/05/17 8:04:03

clever

Between a rocker and a hard face

19/02/17 20:21:21

Nothing and nobody gets in the way of the 8 o'clock caption.

03/09/16 8:01:12

"I think you might have a puncher mate."

17/11/15 20:24:01