Great caption. Could reword slightly to make it "snappier":"After a nursery school bus crashed into Piranha-infested water, identifying remains was tricky."or"Identifying remains was tricky after a nursery school... --Chris Beach
Here, have a Vivvy Super Vote, you've earned it. I've just bobbed into Tesco for a few provisions and absolutely lost it at the sight of the rotisserie. Cracked up, well done! I can't shop there again for a few weeks tho. --Vivvy En
When I've a Bent... -------------------- I'm very often vertical, Horizontal, too, I find. At times, of course I'm neither nor - But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]
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Brilliant!
2:07pm
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Marmite …. you either love it or hate it [John Llamas]
Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉
5:37am
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“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…” [John Llamas]
When I've a Bent...
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I'm very often vertical,
Horizontal, too, I find.
At times, of course
I'm neither nor -
But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]
9:46pm
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When Rav started his sponsored plank, his friends were inclined to support. [John Llamas]
I saw these three guys outside a bar in Chester on Thursday and couldn't resist taking a photo. They made me smile.
7:13pm
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Tripadvisor ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️food was to die for [John Llamas]
Too late. The obvious pun was downloaded at 8:00:08.
7:04am
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“8.01 pull over and think of a caption, now” [John Llamas]
Aha, so we've narrowed it down. They aren't sheep, boars, or Ewoks. They're either big hairy dirty salmon, or Bruce's girlfriends.
8:31am
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Bruce liked his Salmon like he liked his girls ……. big, hairy and dirty looking [John Llamas]
The wurst of the offal sausage puns
8:13am
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Just the wurst outfit [John Llamas]
Thank you for not calling him Tiddles
1:04pm
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This was the last picture of Squeak …….. taken shortly before Tony put a Mentos up his arse. [John Llamas]
Even though she is in her prime.
12:10pm
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Lisa had trouble keeping her emulsions in check. [John Llamas]
Or maybe Chinese?
8:30am
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“Your new gardener ……….. I don’t suppose he’s Welsh is he?” [John Llamas]