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John Llamas
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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50 |
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Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
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........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39 |
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You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^) --Crunchy Chords
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This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 7:14:55 |
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Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
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The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36 |
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18/09/12 7:17:42 |
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Water Raleigh and Francis Drake 11/08/12 10:01:06 |
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14/10/15 19:10:32 |
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We didn't always have hair dryers 23/09/15 11:15:06 |
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02/02/15 8:11:39 |
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Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult 04/01/13 12:17:10 |
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“.... see Dave, I told you this car was a ‘pussy magnet’. ...” 11/01/19 12:39:44 |
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Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected ......... 29/08/18 7:16:55 |
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14/08/14 11:12:52 |
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"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?" 27/03/13 8:13:37 |
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Well, it was at a knock down price. --Dan Dan
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Squatters move in after Tennant moves on 06/03/13 12:03:16 |
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“You said ...’write something punchy’ ...” 27/09/18 8:12:20 |
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29/09/17 11:07:00 |
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"Sorry officer, I didn't see the light." 22/04/14 7:43:23 |
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"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?" 21/11/12 20:05:21 |
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04/11/12 8:22:33 |
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£100 Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date. 23/04/12 10:05:15 |
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Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline. 09/09/14 7:10:27 |
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Some adverts just blow you away. 12/08/14 13:06:38 |
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"You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?" 10/01/13 20:05:29 |
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This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age 30/10/12 20:05:12 |
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Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.' 23/04/12 19:24:43 |
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19/09/11 10:04:11 |
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Am I only the one who thinks this is no better than below average??? --Grover D. Bluebottle IV
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"S**t ..... where's the baby?" 07/10/18 20:06:28 |
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Thank you for this one. I've had to Super Vote cos I'm... ahem still tittering. --Vivvy En
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Stan has an itchy bum .... sadly for him, he doesn't know his arse from his elbow. 30/11/16 21:09:12 |
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"Smell that ..... I'll give you a clue, it's not Scampi Fries." 21/09/16 7:03:57 |
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The bills are piling up at the door. 21/08/15 19:41:17 |
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Vowel movements will also not be tolerated. 29/05/15 19:33:21 |
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No swimming if you are in-consonant. --Dan Nicholls
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“I think the hoover bag might be full love.” 16/11/18 9:28:54 |
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"I thought you said it was spitting distance ………" 07/09/18 11:14:23 |
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"Quick, QUICK ...... Duracell anyone ..." 07/05/18 19:51:12 |
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29/05/17 19:10:09 |
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15/09/16 19:08:36 |
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Neil was seeing other girls behind her back. 03/09/16 7:04:25 |
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"The good news is, we didn't find any drugs. 07/06/16 20:35:02 |
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Love it! --Greg Curtis
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"OK ......... got a signal, stay there folks. Hi Mum ....... " 14/09/15 7:11:51 |
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01/03/15 20:26:38 |
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The tree had no chance once Ivy took hold. 10/11/14 10:39:15 |
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02/09/14 19:21:02 |
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Great caption. Could reword slightly to make it "snappier":"After a nursery school bus crashed into Piranha-infested water, identifying remains was tricky."or"Identifying remains was tricky after a nursery school... --Chris Beach
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more captions
there's already a macaque floating down below..
1:45pm
comment on caption:
Ooooh Yeahhh …… there goes macaque [John Llamas]
Has that one been changed because I didn't notice it at the time?
2:02pm
comment on caption:
Ooooh Yeahhh …… there goes macaque [John Llamas]
No it hasn't been changed ...naming a monkey as a pun on a turd is totally different from just naming the monkey
4:04pm
comment on caption:
Ooooh Yeahhh …… there goes macaque [John Llamas]
Oops sorry, having a dopey day. Hadn’t realized both captions have the same turdish meaning.
4:33pm
comment on caption:
Ooooh Yeahhh …… there goes macaque [John Llamas]
Damn you to hell IKEA!
6:17pm
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This is what happens when you buy furniture in kit form... [John Llamas]
Ouch!
12:53pm
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Molly's dyslexia was becoming expensive ….. since falling pregnant she was powerless to resist weird carvings. [John Llamas]
You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then?
:^)
10:15pm
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........ just posting some pictures of my trip [John Llamas]
Bravo!!
9:05am
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Presumably this is referring to the Man City striker, in which case he would get his Kompany to swap a little Silva for some supplies and he’d soon be on the Mendy. [John Llamas]
Would he pay in sterling?
10:49am
comment on caption:
Presumably this is referring to the Man City striker, in which case he would get his Kompany to swap a little Silva for some supplies and he’d soon be on the Mendy. [John Llamas]
Hopefully, otherwise he might have De Bruyne stains
2:05pm
comment on caption:
Presumably this is referring to the Man City striker, in which case he would get his Kompany to swap a little Silva for some supplies and he’d soon be on the Mendy. [John Llamas]