“FREEZE…FASHION POLICE”

10/09/19 12:00:14

''Why am I under arrest?''

''You're wearing a loud shirt in a quiet neighbourhood.''

10/09/19 12:05:35

“Sir, why did you run away from us?”
“Sorry officer, I was simply following the instructions on the back of your car”

10/09/19 12:03:26

You know what i'm just gonna shoot him

10/09/19 12:05:21

"PULLOVER!"
'More of a tunic actually.'

10/09/19 18:16:31

"i swear to you, i really am a Nigerian prince with 67 million pounds to give away."

10/09/19 15:43:41

"Dave, I'm sorry to say you've failed your plainclothes officer training."

10/09/19 12:48:17

"Man, you're offering me a lift into town and you want me to wear these ring things on my wrists to stop me scratching myself where you hit me with that electric taser thing.... You guys are so thoughtful."

10/09/19 12:28:03

There's no problem. We stopped you to compliment your shirt.

10/09/19 19:54:35

"Anything you say in a foreign language can be held against you."

10/09/19 17:10:42

"Thank God you're here, Officer. That white dude with the gun in his back pocket was trying to rob me."
"Shut up and get on the ground! Stop acting so 'menacingly' or my partner will 'fear for his life' and shoot you fifty times!"
"Okay, okay!... that's another pair of white trousers ruined."

10/09/19 15:38:23

No no Officer’s I wouldn’t try to offer you money to let me go. I was just on my way to Dunkin Doughnuts.
Wait we could escort you to Dunkin Doughnuts, who said anything about you being under arrest?

10/09/19 20:32:39

"Honestly, I've no idea who's supplying Wayne Rooney with all these bow wows."

10/09/19 19:23:51

"You have the right to remain silent, but the rest of us can laugh out loud."

10/09/19 17:08:29

"Tonight sees the return of You've Been Framed. With calypso funny you'll shirt yourself laughing.

10/09/19 14:17:36

“Who do you think was the culprit, Chief Inspector Echezonachu- Chief Inspector Echezwuegbuteonachuk… Echezonachukwu… Chief Inspector Dave?"

10/09/19 12:04:43

but my uncle HAS got 15 Million dollars trapped in a Nigerian bank accoint

10/09/19 22:50:35

"Please relax, sir. I have your keys and Office Delaney has your phone. Just come down to the precinct with us."

10/09/19 15:29:10

“The Chief of Police asked you to arrest a man in white trousers and cap? Man, I AM the Chief of Police!”

10/09/19 14:34:12

Police! Camera! Faction!

(Nod to 12:00:14)

10/09/19 14:10:13

"I ain't done nuttin' wrong...Indianapolice let me go!"

10/09/19 14:01:53

African Beat

10/09/19 13:48:37

"You're under arrest for bleaching the peace."

10/09/19 13:35:16

"No I didn't steel drum officer"

10/09/19 13:25:13

"So? Someone broke into the T-shirts from Africa shop next to the golf course...and?"

10/09/19 13:03:52

"That's amazing. How did you know which number I was gonna pick?"
"Easy. You're Pre-synched."

10/09/19 12:25:18

"Maybe you could teach us those dance moves that BTS does."
"Man, those guys are Asian, I'm African. The resemblance ends after that first letter... I do know their dance moves though, I'm a Kpop fan."

10/09/19 12:19:07

"Officer, I sware I haven't even been to Zimbabwe, and furthermore the guy your after died last week!"

10/09/19 12:09:44

The officers gasped in admiration as once again they admitted to having been taken in by the deep cover work of the elderly Mrs Irene Pewty.

10/09/19 12:09:27