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“FREEZE…FASHION POLICE”
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The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

“FREEZE…FASHION POLICE”

10/09/19 12:00:14

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''Why am I under arrest?''

''You're wearing a loud shirt in a quiet neighbourhood.''

10/09/19 12:05:35

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The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

“Sir, why did you run away from us?”
“Sorry officer, I was simply following the instructions on the back of your car”

10/09/19 12:03:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

You know what i'm just gonna shoot him

10/09/19 12:05:21

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C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

"PULLOVER!"
'More of a tunic actually.'

10/09/19 18:16:31

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 378Generic RedHead

"i swear to you, i really am a Nigerian prince with 67 million pounds to give away."

10/09/19 15:43:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"Dave, I'm sorry to say you've failed your plainclothes officer training."

10/09/19 12:48:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"Man, you're offering me a lift into town and you want me to wear these ring things on my wrists to stop me scratching myself where you hit me with that electric taser thing.... You guys are so thoughtful."

10/09/19 12:28:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

There's no problem. We stopped you to compliment your shirt.

10/09/19 19:54:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"Anything you say in a foreign language can be held against you."

10/09/19 17:10:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

"Thank God you're here, Officer. That white dude with the gun in his back pocket was trying to rob me."
"Shut up and get on the ground! Stop acting so 'menacingly' or my partner will 'fear for his life' and shoot you fifty times!"
"Okay, okay!... that's another pair of white trousers ruined."

10/09/19 15:38:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

No no Officer’s I wouldn’t try to offer you money to let me go. I was just on my way to Dunkin Doughnuts.
Wait we could escort you to Dunkin Doughnuts, who said anything about you being under arrest?

10/09/19 20:32:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3731Lucky Elperro

"Honestly, I've no idea who's supplying Wayne Rooney with all these bow wows."

10/09/19 19:23:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"You have the right to remain silent, but the rest of us can laugh out loud."

10/09/19 17:08:29

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stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

"Tonight sees the return of You've Been Framed. With calypso funny you'll shirt yourself laughing.

10/09/19 14:17:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22119Michael Winner

“Who do you think was the culprit, Chief Inspector Echezonachu- Chief Inspector Echezwuegbuteonachuk… Echezonachukwu… Chief Inspector Dave?"

10/09/19 12:04:43

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

but my uncle HAS got 15 Million dollars trapped in a Nigerian bank accoint

10/09/19 22:50:35

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Is he Irish? --Mr Dome
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

"Please relax, sir. I have your keys and Office Delaney has your phone. Just come down to the precinct with us."

10/09/19 15:29:10

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Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

“The Chief of Police asked you to arrest a man in white trousers and cap? Man, I AM the Chief of Police!”

10/09/19 14:34:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Police! Camera! Faction!

(Nod to 12:00:14)

10/09/19 14:10:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

"I ain't done nuttin' wrong...Indianapolice let me go!"

10/09/19 14:01:53

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

African Beat

10/09/19 13:48:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"You're under arrest for bleaching the peace."

10/09/19 13:35:16

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"No I didn't steel drum officer"

10/09/19 13:25:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

"So? Someone broke into the T-shirts from Africa shop next to the golf course...and?"

10/09/19 13:03:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5554Glyn Evans

"That's amazing. How did you know which number I was gonna pick?"
"Easy. You're Pre-synched."

10/09/19 12:25:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

"Maybe you could teach us those dance moves that BTS does."
"Man, those guys are Asian, I'm African. The resemblance ends after that first letter... I do know their dance moves though, I'm a Kpop fan."

10/09/19 12:19:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6207Chris Keegan

"Officer, I sware I haven't even been to Zimbabwe, and furthermore the guy your after died last week!"

10/09/19 12:09:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22119Michael Winner

The officers gasped in admiration as once again they admitted to having been taken in by the deep cover work of the elderly Mrs Irene Pewty.

10/09/19 12:09:27

 
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