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"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".
28/02/19 10:05:00
".... see Dave, I told you this car was a "˜pussy magnet'. ..."
11/01/19 12:39:44
Glastonburied
06/01/19 16:11:04
It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship
16/12/18 8:21:28
For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition.
28/11/18 8:00:14
You know it's a heatwave when the diving board melts.
22/11/18 13:25:11
''Don't mention the War-burtons.''
08/10/18 20:26:05
Poor feller
03/10/18 7:00:30
A neck in the pane.
02/10/18 11:02:17
🎵 A neigh in the manger ...
27/09/18 19:19:40
Knitwork Rail
20/09/18 19:00:28
05/09/18 19:00:08
One of my rasher purchases
01/09/18 7:23:17
Clearly they have some very bright pupils
30/08/18 19:25:06
Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected .........
29/08/18 7:16:55
Not the first time Julia had pants around her head.
21/07/18 7:35:09
The buck stops here
14/06/18 11:00:17
I'm waiting for magazine delivery
26/05/18 19:11:53
Drive-by shooting
13/05/18 19:09:48
It's a studio apartment.
26/04/18 7:00:11
Rice wine made with fox? Those Japanese will eat anything!
22/03/18 12:09:42
07/02/18 15:38:41
"You offer three camels to sleep with me, not only is that insulting, I don't even bloody smoke."
22/11/17 11:15:26
Moira had decided to put all her marital problems on the back burner.
06/11/17 8:18:28
"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge"
24/10/17 11:21:13
You don't see this on the continent.
15/10/17 11:44:22
Her thighs follow you around the room.
12/10/17 19:18:45
Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle.
17/01/17 8:08:09
Jack and the beans talk.
15/01/17 21:06:30
That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit.
14/01/17 20:03:37
"It's not you, it's me. I need space."
23/10/16 11:16:15
Shortly after she started going downhill fast
17/10/16 12:50:48
Braking news
11/10/16 19:16:20
PepperOnly Pizza.
31/07/16 8:27:17
Roger Bannister
25/07/16 11:05:38
£100
12/06/16 11:00:44
Hide Park, London
22/04/16 7:13:54
He taught me grammar. There should be a question mark at the end of this sentence. After all, the devil is in the detail.
19/02/16 8:00:07
Caught by using the right hook.
06/02/16 20:00:10
Camp fire.
21/01/16 13:41:13
Track suit
20/01/16 13:39:34
" Tickets please "
02/01/16 12:01:40
No Strings Attached!
09/11/15 12:02:16
Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains.
25/09/15 7:39:03
Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing.
19/09/15 11:03:09
Meanwhile in Aberdeen, someone had just popped their head in the door to announce that a cash machine was giving out double the notes.
11/09/15 16:24:00
Pollyfella
07/09/15 11:00:18
A Womb with a View
22/07/15 19:00:06
This photo was developed from a negative.
21/07/15 11:02:23
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04/07/15 12:49:15
Shellraiser.
22/06/15 11:02:12
Mat-a-door
15/06/15 11:00:52
If walls had deers.
13/05/15 7:03:13
"Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs"
25/04/15 11:00:08
Brick Leia.
27/02/15 12:55:11
'Why are we still together after all these years? Because we just click'
12/11/14 20:00:12
"His body may have gone, but his sole and spirit have gone to a wetter place."
30/10/14 12:15:24
Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall?
19/10/14 7:00:27
Roll play
09/09/14 7:00:08
Relief as Rivers drops six foot.
05/09/14 7:14:33
We asked 10 cats if they preferred Whiskas ...... here's what the other two said, for those of you who have always wondered.
14/08/14 11:12:52
Veal barrow
29/07/14 8:04:33
After the rain stopped, the animals brought Noah a thank you present.
19/07/14 8:16:03
Why do they keep putting money down that air vent, wondered Charlie.
27/06/14 10:39:22
Someone just clipped his wingmirror
22/06/14 11:03:44
"Yes Doctor, I've cut down to one cigarette a day."
15/04/14 19:00:29
Ladies in waiting.
06/04/14 11:01:29
🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵
25/03/14 12:59:52
No wonder there was a Wall Street crash.
31/01/14 8:54:21
"Remember, on the day of the race, there will be actual real eggs on real spoons, you have been warned."
30/01/14 20:03:56
"Halt! Who glows there?"
23/01/14 20:10:29
"What do you want? I'm on the phone."
20/01/14 20:01:08
"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite."
06/12/13 8:33:13
"My nose is running""So is the fucking groom.... DAVE!"
24/11/13 20:20:38
I am sorry about your loss, but when you get to the other side your hair will be waiting for you.
03/10/13 11:07:03
" Let's toast the Groom "
31/08/13 19:31:28
Tour de force
27/08/13 11:11:49
He had so many sheep stolen in the pasthe's now installed a combination flock
15/06/13 11:00:55
Spar Trek.
14/05/13 11:02:00
The guitarist is good but the saxophone player sucks.
11/04/13 19:00:06
"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?"
27/03/13 8:13:37
Squatters move in after Tennant moves on
06/03/13 12:03:16
"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged"
27/02/13 8:00:12
🎵 Pot Goes The Weasel 🎵
20/02/13 8:00:12
Drugs Bunny
18/02/13 12:24:11
The last night of the prams.
07/02/13 9:22:29
The coast road was showing signs of old age.
01/02/13 12:08:46
Some men hide in the wardrobe when the husband comes home unexpectedly, others just make a run for it.
14/01/13 12:03:15
Tired of your job? Time for a Korea break.
01/01/13 12:23:58
The Flying Squatsman.
12/11/12 20:00:30
"Penne for your thoughts"
12/11/12 12:04:44
In-Hale Mary.
11/11/12 20:00:32
Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the deep pan.
10/11/12 23:24:39
Gok Wan convinces Sooty he can look good naked
25/10/12 19:00:15
Miss Marple finds the runaway teacher and pupil
29/09/12 7:47:59
"Take me to your weeder"
19/09/12 7:01:41
The 'campercopter' seemed like a good idea at the time... but it never took off.
16/09/12 7:05:05
Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy
06/09/12 11:10:26
A lamputee.
02/09/12 11:02:41
Funnel vision
01/09/12 7:24:33
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