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Mark Wilson		lol x3 Excellent, I give this product 5 star rating - Susan from Bristol Q... Has your bottom got softer,looks or feels better due to the Enriched Vitamin E - Dave from London A... What a great question Dave, I honestly think it has - Susan from Bristol Q... Got any photo's? - Dave from London A... *uck off you pervert - Susan from Bristol 20/03/21 9:41:32	20

Dave Bryan		clever x2 Sadly, Daisy is still trying to find a byre for her paintings. 19/02/21 12:13:20	20

Al Overy £50		creative Tonight on Panorama: Is there too much oestrogen in our water? We speak to three men in their thirties about their experiences. 17/02/21 8:01:22	24 20
I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa
Endeavour 2 Persevere		clever The Elephant in the Womb. 10/02/21 20:50:26	20

Al Overy		lol "You spoil that moth!" 13/11/20 8:00:37	1 20
It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny. --Mauris Iocus
Fozzgog B.		It was all going well until she suggested taking things upstairs 09/11/20 21:25:43	20

Chris Keegan		creative clever Dave landed 137 fish this morning, simply by pulling the plug out. 29/10/20 12:01:38	20

stone face		lol The cast of Jason And The Argonauts, wait in trepidation as the Oscar for 'The Best Skeleton In An Action Movie' is revealed. 18/10/20 11:56:41	1 20
Lol...donâ€™t seem to be able to cast a supervote so writing lol here instead. --Ellen Duncalf
Dan Nicholls		Two meeters 24/09/20 20:51:37	20

James Lennox		Harold always believed the son shone out of his arse. 27/08/20 7:00:40	20

Tony Edwards		creative Condiments to the chef. 23/08/20 19:00:38	20

Al Overy		lol "For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 7:00:18	20

Vivvy En		"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure." 11/08/20 11:32:31	20

Rachel P		"I love the smell of my palm in the morning" 11/08/20 11:21:31	20

Troompa Loompa		Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant. 16/07/20 20:08:28	20

Dave Bryan		lol New 'Ice Age' movie ruined by product placement say critics. 16/07/20 7:33:51	20

Mark England		"Come on you two. Smoke break is over. Those chimneys ain't gonna clean themselves" 08/07/20 7:25:57	20

Vivvy En		Purrverts 07/07/20 11:06:54	20

Dave Bryan		lol clever ''He didn't suffer. He fried in his sleep.'' 30/06/20 19:00:38	1 20

Vanessa the Guesser		clever Pay As You Go 27/06/20 11:04:09	1 20
Phone Bogx --Flo .
Ian Skelding		Sue didn't look right. 16/06/20 19:07:13	2 20
I think she sees a cat. --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls		Dave had been isolating from his parents for 3 months. Now he is off home with all his washing... 01/06/20 11:14:32	20

Tony Edwards		He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31	1 20
Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
Tony Edwards		Hospital disorderly 19/05/20 19:38:58	20

Mr Dome		Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 11:20:01	1 20
I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
Vanessa the Guesser		lol x2 I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22	20

Mark England		Air Raid Sirens 05/05/20 19:11:08	20

Stephen Bean		"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37	20

Karyn Harrison		lol Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 12:23:47	20

C CaMel		creative "Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39	4 20
At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean		lol Jest in peace 07/04/20 11:12:18	20

Stephen Bean		"I only coughed once." 05/04/20 7:25:13	1 20
"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
Karen Oakenfull		creative clever Storm Ciara wreaks havoc across the UK: "I was lucky, a trampoline missed me by an inch and the bloke over the road is wearing a shed." 13/02/20 12:29:29	20

James Lennox		clever If dodos had been better jugglers they wouldn't be extinct. 08/02/20 12:00:17	20

Stephen Bean		clever x2 The whirled is your oyster 01/01/20 8:09:43	20

Stu Dent		In a Ford Galaxy far far away 19/12/19 12:15:54	4 20
A Big nod to 12.00.14 I did not see it when I posted --Stu Dent
Rachel P £50		lol New flavour for Quality Street kept under armed guard 10/12/19 9:22:30	14 20
Congratulations Rachel. Is that a new flavor for Tubby Tustard by any chance. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan		lol clever ''I look down on him because I am a Waitrose pumpkin.'' ''I look up to him because he is a Waitrose pumpkin but I look down on him because he is an Aldi pumpkin. I am a Tesco pumpkin.'' ''I know my place.'' 18/11/19 9:06:02	2 20
Very clever! --Karyn Harrison
stone face		"How did we end up here! I told you not to take the last rite." 11/10/19 7:05:18	20

John Glover		creative "I've just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all." 20/08/19 11:13:45	1 20

Dave Bryan		Gay pride 19/08/19 7:00:09	1 20

Stephen Bean		clever Mythical beast world championship result: Smaug 0 Medusa 1 02/07/19 11:00:14	1 20
Lol --sandeep chahal
Hercules Rockefeller		lol "I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05	20

Generic RedHead		lol "Our next song, 'Stairlift to Heaven'" 10/06/19 3:15:35	20

James Lennox		lol All Day Breakfast 21/05/19 11:00:27	20

The Wolf		lol I met her on match.com 18/05/19 11:00:06	3 20
She lit up my life. --James Lennox
Dot Old		clever Mrs Midas 09/05/19 7:00:48	20

Welsh Rarebit		"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 11:00:04	1 20
So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
Dan Nicholls		lol Gillette, the best a ma'am can get. 04/05/19 21:07:05	20

Vanessa the Guesser		clever Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39	20

Vanessa the Guesser		How lavish! 24/04/19 19:00:24	20

Stephen Bean		Tom and Jerry 18/03/19 8:00:04	20

Mr Dome		Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07	20

James Lennox		lol creative It was a beautiful wedding, but the honeymoon in France didn't end well. 01/03/19 20:13:39	20

Kenny Ireland		"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot". 28/02/19 10:05:00	20

John Llamas		".... see Dave, I told you this car was a "˜pussy magnet'. ..." 11/01/19 12:39:44	20

C CaMel		lol clever Glastonburied 06/01/19 16:11:04	20

Stu Dent		It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship 16/12/18 8:21:28	20

Welsh Rarebit		For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14	20

stone face		creative x2 clever x2 You know it's a heatwave when the diving board melts. 22/11/18 13:25:11	20

Dave Bryan		lol ''Don't mention the War-burtons.'' 08/10/18 20:26:05	2 20
Took me a while .... but a vote worthy fun caption. --John Glover
Karyn Harrison		Poor feller 03/10/18 7:00:30	20

Pete		A neck in the pane. 02/10/18 11:02:17	20

John Glover		lol creative 🎵 A neigh in the manger ... 27/09/18 19:19:40	20

Tony Edwards		Knitwork Rail 20/09/18 19:00:28	20

Crunchy Chords
	05/09/18 19:00:08		20

Vivvy En		One of my rasher purchases 01/09/18 7:23:17	20

Vivvy En		Clearly they have some very bright pupils 30/08/18 19:25:06	20

John Llamas		clever Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected ......... 29/08/18 7:16:55	20

Ian Skelding		clever x2 Not the first time Julia had pants around her head. 21/07/18 7:35:09	2 20
Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption ðŸ˜‚ --Ethy
Dave Bryan		The buck stops here 14/06/18 11:00:17	20

sandeep chahal		clever I'm waiting for magazine delivery 26/05/18 19:11:53	1 20
Careful, it could be Loaded. --Glad You Remember
C CaMel		clever Drive-by shooting 13/05/18 19:09:48	20

Chris Keegan		clever x2 It's a studio apartment. 26/04/18 7:00:11	20

Mark England		creative Rice wine made with fox? Those Japanese will eat anything! 22/03/18 12:09:42	20

Crunchy Chords
	lol clever 07/02/18 15:38:41		20

John Glover		lol x3 "You offer three camels to sleep with me, not only is that insulting, I don't even bloody smoke." 22/11/17 11:15:26	2 20
And an animal used to barter with (allegedly) in the middle east etc. Just thought iâ€™d explain in case Anon didnâ€™t know that --Mr Dome
Jonathan Allsopp		Moira had decided to put all her marital problems on the back burner. 06/11/17 8:18:28	20

Leroy Brown		"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge" 24/10/17 11:21:13	20

Jonathan Allsopp		clever x4 You don't see this on the continent. 15/10/17 11:44:22	8 20
It seems to be holding its own --Mr Dome
Michael Winner		lol Her thighs follow you around the room. 12/10/17 19:18:45	20

Dan Nicholls		clever Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle. 17/01/17 8:08:09	2 20
Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
Troompa Loompa		clever Jack and the beans talk. 15/01/17 21:06:30	3 20
Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
Dan Nicholls		That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit. 14/01/17 20:03:37	20

Glyn Evans		clever "It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 11:16:15	20

C CaMel		Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48	1 20
What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
Pussy Galore		clever Braking news 11/10/16 19:16:20	20

Chris Halliwell		creative x2 clever PepperOnly Pizza. 31/07/16 8:27:17	20

Darthey Bussell		lol x3 Roger Bannister 25/07/16 11:05:38	1 20
best ive read on here for a while! --tony kelly
Michael Winner £100
	lol creative 12/06/16 11:00:44		12 20
Haha, thanks everyone, my first win, woowoo! --Michael Winner
Zac Kramer		lol Hide Park, London 22/04/16 7:13:54	20

Dan Nicholls		lol He taught me grammar. There should be a question mark at the end of this sentence. After all, the devil is in the detail. 19/02/16 8:00:07	20

Welsh Rarebit		clever Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10	1 20
...and a good punchline. --Leroy Brown
Chris Halliwell		Camp fire. 21/01/16 13:41:13	2 20
Thanks. --Chris Halliwell
Leroy Brown		creative clever Track suit 20/01/16 13:39:34	20

Zac Kramer		" Tickets please " 02/01/16 12:01:40	1 20
Great caption :-) Featured on the Caption.Me Facebook page, Twitter feed and --Chris Beach
Stephen Paterson		No Strings Attached! 09/11/15 12:02:16	20

Dan Nicholls		creative clever Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains. 25/09/15 7:39:03	1 20
Should've taken them to Ron Maidens --Mr Dome
Cath Jones		lol clever Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 11:03:09	1 20
repeat repeat repeut --cunt cunt
Stephen Paterson		lol creative clever Meanwhile in Aberdeen, someone had just popped their head in the door to announce that a cash machine was giving out double the notes. 11/09/15 16:24:00	20

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