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I look down on him because I am a Waitrose pumpkin.  I look up to him because he is a Waitrose pumpkin but I look down on him because he is an Aldi pumpkin. I am a Tesco pumpkin.  I know my place.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 6179Dave Bryan

''I look down on him because I am a Waitrose pumpkin.''

''I look up to him because he is a Waitrose pumpkin but I look down on him because he is an Aldi pumpkin. I am a Tesco pumpkin.''

''I know my place.''

18/11/19 9:06:02

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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5980Hercules Rockefeller

"Gotta admit, those pumpkins do look smashing."

18/11/19 8:07:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9564Vanessa the Guesser

"Let's do our best to scare Prince Andrew."
"Ok, no sweat."

18/11/19 8:02:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3264Karyn Harrison

"Ok, are you ready guys? 1-2-3 ..."

🎵 We three 'kins of orient are ...

18/11/19 8:51:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2403Crunchy Chords

"Can you believe we're still rotting on the porch and they've already moved on to the Christmas captions?"
"I know. I'm absolutely gutted."

18/11/19 15:10:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 761Willie Johnson

Step dad, step mom and step son.

18/11/19 9:57:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13447Dan Nicholls

Daddy Bear's pumpkin was large and lumpy, Mummy Bear's was friendly and orange, but Baby Bear's was juuuuuuust fright.

18/11/19 9:02:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

Genetically modified satsumas - full of gourdness

18/11/19 8:58:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5231Stephen Bean

The cat shit worked so well with the trick or treaters Dave decided to use it on the carol singers.

18/11/19 8:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5231Stephen Bean

The Three Husk-e-tiers

18/11/19 10:11:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3567James Lennox

A fraction more is needed to make pumpkin pi.

18/11/19 9:04:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6179Dave Bryan

''If the pumpkins don't scare the kids to death, we set the dog on them.''

18/11/19 8:02:58

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7280Chris Keegan

I would suggest it's high time these individuals stepped down.

18/11/19 8:00:19

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 128Jack Joyce

"I'm over my head", "Me Too", "I second that"

18/11/19 20:56:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1353Scrijjy Doo

Mississippi ranks 50th in dental care.

18/11/19 15:30:16

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 847Carey Sutton

Step kin

18/11/19 12:21:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 761Willie Johnson

You'd have that many teeth too, if all you ate was Halloween candy.

18/11/19 9:55:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7809Mr Dome

Orange (pumpkins) is the New Black (cats)

18/11/19 8:52:24

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

Squash up a bit.

18/11/19 8:02:02

 
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