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Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

The Elephant in the Womb.

10/02/21 20:50:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

That's my last drop off Noah you will have to send someone else back to pick up the Dodos

10/02/21 20:22:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"I never tell the parents I'm on my way. I prefer to maintain the elephant of surprise."

10/02/21 20:27:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

They really go the extra mile when they conduct bra durability tests

10/02/21 20:12:02

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For ladies with mammoth breasts. --Karyn Harrison
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Mr and Mrs Jumbo opted for a private delivery which included a hefty bill.

10/02/21 20:00:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

The elephant was so heavy it needed a crane to lift him.

10/02/21 20:00:08

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Had to crane my neck to see him. --Mauris Iocus
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3256Scrijjy Doo

Horton Pops A Condom

10/02/21 20:52:42

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Condom? It was more of a dirigible! (albeit a dribbling one) --Mauris Iocus
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"Will there be any peanuts on this flight?'

10/02/21 20:07:33

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No, but you'll never guess the inflight movie... --Mauris Iocus
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

This is a very rare photo.

Normally an elephant never egrets.

10/02/21 20:11:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Now that's what I call a wide birth.

10/02/21 20:00:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

That's what happened to my jockstrap

11/02/21 0:34:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"There's that bastard Seal that stole my fish. Right, let's see how you like an elephant being dropped on your head..."

10/02/21 20:21:26

 
Joe Vote score: 1655Joe

And don't show your face at the Blue Peter studio EVER AGAIN!

10/02/21 20:21:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"Did you remember to pack your trunk?"

10/02/21 20:04:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Joseph Merrick's wife has gone into labour.

10/02/21 20:02:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

I need a number two.
Just wait, we’ll be over the House of Commons in a minute.

10/02/21 22:44:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3256Scrijjy Doo

Answered Prayers--A New Republican Party

10/02/21 20:51:51

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?...Oh wait don't answer that.

10/02/21 20:38:33

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

Zoober.

10/02/21 20:33:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"...and the weirdest thing we saw when we were on our cruise was when two strangers shook hands in the restaurant"

10/02/21 20:08:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Thanks for this Dave. I can't believe I forgot my bloody armbands again. I'm such a silly elephant"

10/02/21 20:02:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4463Crunchy Chords

UPS: United Pachyderm Service

10/02/21 20:00:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6851C CaMel

Postcard from my LSD trip.

11/02/21 6:36:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

By Stork? I thought they came by Jumbo.

10/02/21 22:28:46

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

Freight Eleph-vator

10/02/21 22:06:10

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 508Fozzgog B.

"So how long have you been storking me?"

10/02/21 21:49:48

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Oops.. slip of the tongue, I almost said about "a fortnight" .. it's actually been just a storkflight --Mauris Iocus
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 431Gavin Smithers

"So, Nelly, what exactly didn't you like about the circus?"

10/02/21 21:19:54

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Mostly that Barnum git... "A sucker born every minute." Hah, these days, it's got to be down to at least 30 seconds. --Mauris Iocus
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

The answer to "Why do storks have strong necks and large wing muscles?"

10/02/21 21:15:22

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Thank you. Finally! Can't count the number of times I've had to ask that question? Escorted out of the Petting Zoo.. so humiliating. Thanks again. Seriously... this is a game changer. --Mauris Iocus
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Bmibaby elephant deliveries

10/02/21 21:00:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

Transatlantick

10/02/21 20:29:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

It's a journey that Babar will never forget.

10/02/21 20:29:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Calf strain

10/02/21 20:01:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

Operation Dumbo drop.

10/02/21 20:01:04

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Better not drop, or it'll be Sharknado : The Feasting. --Mauris Iocus
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

Trunkatlantic flight

10/02/21 20:00:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Cheers Driver, I thought I'd never get a cab in rush hour. Elephant Island in the Southern Ocean please. So....have you been busy?"

10/02/21 20:00:32

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

Oh, how those poor men are heartbroken when they see they’re not the father. Third delivery this week to Newcastle.

10/02/21 20:00:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

♪ Baby mine ♪

10/02/21 20:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

out of Africa

10/02/21 20:00:08

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More illegals coming from Africa, flooding our shores, taking the jobs of our circus performers. --Mauris Iocus
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

That must be a mammoth stork.

10/02/21 20:00:06

 
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