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The Elephant in the Womb.
10/02/21 20:50:26
That's my last drop off Noah you will have to send someone else back to pick up the Dodos
10/02/21 20:22:57
"I never tell the parents I'm on my way. I prefer to maintain the elephant of surprise."
10/02/21 20:27:05
They really go the extra mile when they conduct bra durability tests
10/02/21 20:12:02
Mr and Mrs Jumbo opted for a private delivery which included a hefty bill.
10/02/21 20:00:24
The elephant was so heavy it needed a crane to lift him.
10/02/21 20:00:08
Horton Pops A Condom
10/02/21 20:52:42
"Will there be any peanuts on this flight?'
10/02/21 20:07:33
This is a very rare photo.Normally an elephant never egrets.
10/02/21 20:11:16
Now that's what I call a wide birth.
10/02/21 20:00:33
That's what happened to my jockstrap
11/02/21 0:34:04
"There's that bastard Seal that stole my fish. Right, let's see how you like an elephant being dropped on your head..."
10/02/21 20:21:26
And don't show your face at the Blue Peter studio EVER AGAIN!
10/02/21 20:21:21
"Did you remember to pack your trunk?"
10/02/21 20:04:49
Joseph Merrick's wife has gone into labour.
10/02/21 20:02:05
I need a number two.Just wait, we’ll be over the House of Commons in a minute.
10/02/21 22:44:51
Answered Prayers--A New Republican Party
10/02/21 20:51:51
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?...Oh wait don't answer that.
10/02/21 20:38:33
Zoober.
10/02/21 20:33:27
"...and the weirdest thing we saw when we were on our cruise was when two strangers shook hands in the restaurant"
10/02/21 20:08:37
"Thanks for this Dave. I can't believe I forgot my bloody armbands again. I'm such a silly elephant"
10/02/21 20:02:21
UPS: United Pachyderm Service
10/02/21 20:00:07
Postcard from my LSD trip.
11/02/21 6:36:53
By Stork? I thought they came by Jumbo.
10/02/21 22:28:46
Freight Eleph-vator
10/02/21 22:06:10
"So how long have you been storking me?"
10/02/21 21:49:48
"So, Nelly, what exactly didn't you like about the circus?"
10/02/21 21:19:54
The answer to "Why do storks have strong necks and large wing muscles?"
10/02/21 21:15:22
Bmibaby elephant deliveries
10/02/21 21:00:00
Transatlantick
10/02/21 20:29:49
It's a journey that Babar will never forget.
10/02/21 20:29:11
Calf strain
10/02/21 20:01:35
Operation Dumbo drop.
10/02/21 20:01:04
Trunkatlantic flight
10/02/21 20:00:57
"Cheers Driver, I thought I'd never get a cab in rush hour. Elephant Island in the Southern Ocean please. So....have you been busy?"
10/02/21 20:00:32
Oh, how those poor men are heartbroken when they see they’re not the father. Third delivery this week to Newcastle.
10/02/21 20:00:13
♪ Baby mine ♪
out of Africa
That must be a mammoth stork.
10/02/21 20:00:06
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