Reminded me of the greatest football headline ever printed -When Celtic suffered a shock defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the cup --' Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.' --stone face
Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly... --Pussy Galore
Thank you. I was inspired by the punchline of a joke I heard donkey's years ago about Mahatma Gandhi. He walked barefoot everywhere, so his feet became hardened. He didn't eat much and became thin and frail. He was a very spiritual person, and because of his poor diet, he developed very bad breath. Thus he became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Reminded me of the greatest football headline ever printed -When Celtic suffered a shock defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the cup --' Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.'
Thank you Karen. I haven't been on the site for a few weeks because I'm a bit poorly, so when I was notified of your lovely comment, it cheered me up no end.
Hi Pussy. Sorry to hear you're not well. We talked quite a bit a few years ago when i was Petey Bee on this site. I wish you all the best for a speedy recovery
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My thoughts exactly. Cracking caption.
1:07pm
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Super collie's fragile biscuits fix his halitosis. [Pussy Galore]
Thank you. I was inspired by the punchline of a joke I heard donkey's years ago about Mahatma Gandhi. He walked barefoot everywhere, so his feet became hardened. He didn't eat much and became thin and frail. He was a very spiritual person, and because of his poor diet, he developed very bad breath. Thus he became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
8:59pm
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Super collie's fragile biscuits fix his halitosis. [Pussy Galore]
Reminded me of the greatest football headline ever printed -When Celtic suffered a shock defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the cup --' Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.'
9:58pm
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Super collie's fragile biscuits fix his halitosis. [Pussy Galore]
Can't get this out of my head now. But I'm not complaining. Great song!
4:45pm
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🎵 You can't hide those lie-in eyes 🎵 [Pussy Galore]
I wouldn't say this is old, but it was my father's favourite joke, and he was born in 1907.
3:38pm
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"Why do you call the third triplet Tat?"
"Well, there was no tit for tat." [Pussy Galore]
There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
5:45pm
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"Why do you call the third triplet Tat?"
"Well, there was no tit for tat." [Pussy Galore]
Pmsl Funny and Clever xxxx
4:21pm
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I ordered some of them anabolic thingies off the internet. Anybody want to buy a dozen stair rods? [Pussy Galore]
Thank you Karen. I haven't been on the site for a few weeks because I'm a bit poorly, so when I was notified of your lovely comment, it cheered me up no end.
7:26pm
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I ordered some of them anabolic thingies off the internet. Anybody want to buy a dozen stair rods? [Pussy Galore]
Oh Miss Galore, am sorry to hear you're not well. Hope you're feeling bright and chirpy sooner than later xx
8:18pm
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I ordered some of them anabolic thingies off the internet. Anybody want to buy a dozen stair rods? [Pussy Galore]
Hi Pussy. Sorry to hear you're not well. We talked quite a bit a few years ago when i was Petey Bee on this site. I wish you all the best for a speedy recovery
8:41pm
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I ordered some of them anabolic thingies off the internet. Anybody want to buy a dozen stair rods? [Pussy Galore]