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20:00:16 is one word, headlights. Clearly it didn't inspire my caption, which uses the word in a different way, and was posted less than a minute later.
8:28pm
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It wasn’t the headlights that bothered Steve so much as the way his ears kept indicating. [Pussy Galore]
Thank you. I was inspired by the punchline of a joke I heard donkey's years ago about Mahatma Gandhi. He walked barefoot everywhere, so his feet became hardened. He didn't eat much and became thin and frail. He was a very spiritual person, and because of his poor diet, he developed very bad breath. Thus he became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
8:59pm
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Super collie’s fragile biscuits fix his halitosis. [Pussy Galore]
Reminded me of the greatest football headline ever printed -When Celtic suffered a shock defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the cup --' Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.'
9:58pm
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Super collie’s fragile biscuits fix his halitosis. [Pussy Galore]
Where did my ear Gogh?
5:01pm
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"I'll carry the baby, love. There's no way you're getting her ears pierced at this age." [Pussy Galore]
Nod to 8:01:20 which I hadn't noticed.
10:34am
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You can't have a peaceful day on the beach any more. There's always some pedaller trying to sell you something. [Pussy Galore]
Can't get this out of my head now. But I'm not complaining. Great song!
4:45pm
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♪ You can't hide those lie-in eyes ♪ [Pussy Galore]
Nod to 12:22:31 which wasn't there when I started typing mine
12:25pm
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The day started peacefully enough, but pride goes before a brawl. [Pussy Galore]
It's no wonder. They're black and blue.
1:18pm
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After a series of disastrous Tinder dates, the girls were taking no chances. [Pussy Galore]
I wouldn't say this is old, but it was my father's favourite joke, and he was born in 1907.
3:38pm
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"Why do you call the third triplet Tat?"
"Well, there was no tit for tat." [Pussy Galore]
There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
5:45pm
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"Why do you call the third triplet Tat?"
"Well, there was no tit for tat." [Pussy Galore]