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Pollyfella
07/09/15 11:00:18
A Womb with a View
22/07/15 19:00:06
This photo was developed from a negative.
21/07/15 11:02:23
Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helic.Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helicop.Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the hel.
04/07/15 12:49:15
Shellraiser.
22/06/15 11:02:12
Mat-a-door
15/06/15 11:00:52
If walls had deers.
13/05/15 7:03:13
"Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs"
25/04/15 11:00:08
Brick Leia.
27/02/15 12:55:11
'Why are we still together after all these years? Because we just click'
12/11/14 20:00:12
"His body may have gone, but his sole and spirit have gone to a wetter place."
30/10/14 12:15:24
Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall?
19/10/14 7:00:27
Roll play
09/09/14 7:00:08
Relief as Rivers drops six foot.
05/09/14 7:14:33
We asked 10 cats if they preferred Whiskas ...... here's what the other two said, for those of you who have always wondered.
14/08/14 11:12:52
Veal barrow
29/07/14 8:04:33
After the rain stopped, the animals brought Noah a thank you present.
19/07/14 8:16:03
Why do they keep putting money down that air vent, wondered Charlie.
27/06/14 10:39:22
Someone just clipped his wingmirror
22/06/14 11:03:44
"Yes Doctor, I've cut down to one cigarette a day."
15/04/14 19:00:29
Ladies in waiting.
06/04/14 11:01:29
🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵
25/03/14 12:59:52
No wonder there was a Wall Street crash.
31/01/14 8:54:21
"Remember, on the day of the race, there will be actual real eggs on real spoons, you have been warned."
30/01/14 20:03:56
"Halt! Who glows there?"
23/01/14 20:10:29
"What do you want? I'm on the phone."
20/01/14 20:01:08
"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite."
06/12/13 8:33:13
"My nose is running""So is the fucking groom.... DAVE!"
24/11/13 20:20:38
I am sorry about your loss, but when you get to the other side your hair will be waiting for you.
03/10/13 11:07:03
" Let's toast the Groom "
31/08/13 19:31:28
Tour de force
27/08/13 11:11:49
He had so many sheep stolen in the pasthe's now installed a combination flock
15/06/13 11:00:55
Spar Trek.
14/05/13 11:02:00
The guitarist is good but the saxophone player sucks.
11/04/13 19:00:06
"Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?"
27/03/13 8:13:37
Squatters move in after Tennant moves on
06/03/13 12:03:16
"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged"
27/02/13 8:00:12
🎵 Pot Goes The Weasel 🎵
20/02/13 8:00:12
Drugs Bunny
18/02/13 12:24:11
The last night of the prams.
07/02/13 9:22:29
The coast road was showing signs of old age.
01/02/13 12:08:46
Some men hide in the wardrobe when the husband comes home unexpectedly, others just make a run for it.
14/01/13 12:03:15
Tired of your job? Time for a Korea break.
01/01/13 12:23:58
The Flying Squatsman.
12/11/12 20:00:30
"Penne for your thoughts"
12/11/12 12:04:44
In-Hale Mary.
11/11/12 20:00:32
Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the deep pan.
10/11/12 23:24:39
£100
Gok Wan convinces Sooty he can look good naked
25/10/12 19:00:15
Miss Marple finds the runaway teacher and pupil
29/09/12 7:47:59
"Take me to your weeder"
19/09/12 7:01:41
The 'campercopter' seemed like a good idea at the time... but it never took off.
16/09/12 7:05:05
Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy
06/09/12 11:10:26
A lamputee.
02/09/12 11:02:41
Funnel vision
01/09/12 7:24:33
Deirdre was developing a bad habit
20/08/12 19:00:44
Put your money where your mouth is.
19/08/12 12:28:28
Typical bloke - one bird and he gets carried away.
05/08/12 10:39:02
Sign of the Thames
04/08/12 10:00:32
Please Enter your PIN
02/08/12 19:02:00
"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100"
05/07/12 10:12:20
Only fuels and arses
04/07/12 10:01:29
Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers.
11/06/12 19:06:49
Y?
11/06/12 10:00:58
For the last time PISS OFF. I am not Susan Boyle. She lives 2 doors down.
20/05/12 19:09:02
I don't know why we eat here. The food is shi'ite.
12/05/12 19:01:03
Regular vowel movement.
07/05/12 10:08:58
Crate Grandparents!
06/05/12 10:15:37
90 degrees by the pool.
25/03/12 19:00:21
Paul Mccartney's bedroom door
15/03/12 20:00:29
£50
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
21/12/11 11:05:34
Incontinence
05/11/11 20:27:52
The French Confection.
23/10/11 10:09:36
"Oman that looks bad""Yemen it does!"
19/10/11 10:14:42
Imad did some taxi driving on the side.
23/08/11 10:10:34
Harem
Sun 20:18:22
No gropes were used in making this wine.
Sun 12:03:54
"I'm not really in the mood, love, why don't you put yourself on vibration mode?"
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Horse chess nuts
Thu 8:02:40
"Let me out! It's 8 o'clock!"Captioneers resort to desperate measures to break Stephen Bean's weekly winning streak.
21/02/26 20:10:05
The buck flops here
21/02/26 12:00:56
Mentalpiece
19/02/26 12:20:20
I just had my deck sealed.
15/02/26 20:02:41
Ice cap
07/02/26 8:03:04
Cabbiebara
27/01/26 20:02:56
Pompeii as you go
21/01/26 8:13:29
"Would you like to sit inside? I'll have to break your legs though."
20/01/26 8:13:27
Glowbi Desert
08/01/26 20:02:23
"Jezuz, that was a near miss, eh Tina... Tina?"
19/12/25 8:00:47
The dogs have got knits
10/12/25 12:04:40
A sight for four eyes
28/11/25 20:00:30
"Dave, have you checked the fridge?"
22/11/25 20:05:30, edited: 22/11/25 20:06:05
It's a speller's market.
19/11/25 8:04:03, edited: 19/11/25 8:05:01
"Have you heard that Sheba wants to go vegan"
18/11/25 8:16:35
Sue later divorced him for playing away.
13/11/25 8:06:48
"We met on Match.com."
13/11/25 8:01:54
A dry sense of humour
01/11/25 20:02:07
If you can't stand the beat, get out of the kitchen
30/10/25 20:18:47
British Fulldog
28/10/25 12:00:25
Dave had decided to look up an old girlfriend.
04/10/25 7:08:29
"We drink it with our middle finger up."
27/09/25 11:08:45
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