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Deirdre was developing a bad habit
20/08/12 19:00:44
Put your money where your mouth is.
19/08/12 12:28:28
Typical bloke - one bird and he gets carried away.
05/08/12 10:39:02
Sign of the Thames
04/08/12 10:00:32
Please Enter your PIN
02/08/12 19:02:00
"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100"
05/07/12 10:12:20
Only fuels and arses
04/07/12 10:01:29
Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers.
11/06/12 19:06:49
Y?
11/06/12 10:00:58
For the last time PISS OFF. I am not Susan Boyle. She lives 2 doors down.
20/05/12 19:09:02
I don't know why we eat here. The food is shi'ite.
12/05/12 19:01:03
Regular vowel movement.
07/05/12 10:08:58
Crate Grandparents!
06/05/12 10:15:37
90 degrees by the pool.
25/03/12 19:00:21
Paul Mccartney's bedroom door
15/03/12 20:00:29
£50
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
21/12/11 11:05:34
Incontinence
05/11/11 20:27:52
The French Confection.
23/10/11 10:09:36
"Oman that looks bad""Yemen it does!"
19/10/11 10:14:42
Imad did some taxi driving on the side.
23/08/11 10:10:34
A sight for four eyes
Fri 20:00:30
"Dave, have you checked the fridge?"
22/11/25 20:05:30, edited: 22/11/25 20:06:05
It's a speller's market.
19/11/25 8:04:03, edited: 19/11/25 8:05:01
"Have you heard that Sheba wants to go vegan"
18/11/25 8:16:35
Sue later divorced him for playing away.
13/11/25 8:06:48
"We met on Match.com."
13/11/25 8:01:54
A dry sense of humour
01/11/25 20:02:07
If you can't stand the beat, get out of the kitchen
30/10/25 20:18:47
British Fulldog
28/10/25 12:00:25
Dave had decided to look up an old girlfriend.
04/10/25 7:08:29
"We drink it with our middle finger up."
27/09/25 11:08:45
Ali Cat
21/09/25 7:04:07
"I'm shitting bricks Doc."
14/09/25 11:00:26
"Sorry, I forgot to mention there's no insulation on that part of the cable."
08/09/25 19:02:46
Language barrier
06/09/25 19:01:44
The moment you realise you may have been adopted.
20/08/25 11:02:01
“I think he’s batting for the other side.”
10/08/25 19:05:19
BREAKING NEWS''A tiger has walked into a flat and eaten three of the tenants. Police have described the scene as Shere Khanage.''
22/07/25 11:35:02, edited: 22/07/25 11:42:18
Nightwear On Elm Street
22/07/25 7:01:35
That dreadful moment you catch your willy in a zip.
30/06/25 7:07:57, edited: 30/06/25 7:08:53
I've always wondered how he looked after falling from the Empire State Building.
26/06/25 19:13:15
When you pose for a portrait, you need to keep stationery.
22/06/25 19:06:31, edited: 23/06/25 8:47:08, suggested edits
Eat at Mcdonald's and you'll get a Dodgy Ticker
18/06/25 19:15:36
“I told you to fix that electric blanket.”
18/06/25 7:05:43
“Janet Jackson’s nipple doesn’t take any chances these days.”
09/06/25 7:08:45
Brush hour
07/06/25 19:06:31
The pilot's guide dog gets free rides everywhere.
06/06/25 7:02:22
Cagney and Lassie
04/06/25 19:28:52, edited: 04/06/25 19:46:40
Just for the effect, Tina then spits out coco pops.
03/06/25 19:08:25
"So, are you going anywhere interesting this year?"
19/05/25 7:03:38
Following the cybersecurity breach at M&S, the instructions for Colin the Caterpillar got lost.
09/05/25 11:08:35
"Please don't dessert me!"
06/05/25 19:19:34
Euston, we have a problem...
21/04/25 19:00:18
''Men are all the same. They have a one Trek mind.''
18/04/25 7:17:47
''Well, Sandra, you've seen all three men trying to get it into the bowl. Which one would you like to marry?''
15/04/25 11:18:04
I could murder a drink.
08/04/25 7:01:12
You also here for the Columbo audition?
03/04/25 19:01:26
The crack of Dawn.
31/03/25 19:00:35
"...and it looks like we have our first gay Pope."
25/03/25 20:00:38
'More TNT Vicar?'
24/03/25 12:06:37
Weapon of mass destruction
24/03/25 12:00:21
When you don't realise that someone has stolen your binoculars.
16/03/25 12:09:46, edited: 16/03/25 12:23:13
Spray it with flowers
14/03/25 20:01:01
"He loves your mousey hair."
05/03/25 8:16:29
Wake up and smell the coffin
27/02/25 8:06:06
''I'm just glad they're out getting some exercise instead of sitting around playing poker all day.''
19/02/25 12:17:08
It'll have you in stitches!
19/02/25 8:06:34
"Yes, I've showered properly. Is this really necessary, mum?"
14/02/25 8:14:04
"You're out of the rain now, luv, you can take off your Macintosh."
08/02/25 20:10:33
"I told you Rudolph's red nose was more serious than just a common cold."
08/02/25 12:14:27
Some say Van Gogh was ostracized because he was autistic, but in reality it was because he kept licking his balls in public.
24/01/25 8:15:37
She definitely wears the trousers
20/01/25 12:04:07
Roundhog day
19/01/25 12:17:58
I told you not to try and milk it.
09/01/25 20:03:11
“The shelter said he loves kids.”
09/01/25 12:01:12
She was fired for gloss misconduct.
06/01/25 12:11:37
"The Spiderman convention. You?"
17/12/24 12:07:45
Talk to the flipper 'cos the face ain't listening
12/12/24 12:17:32
The Wrong Brothers
11/12/24 12:04:24
"Mum, please can I go out tonight?"
07/12/24 8:04:45
"I'm worried that my hairline is reseeding."
03/12/24 8:03:19
Rules for dating my daughters.1. You can't
29/11/24 8:22:23, edited: 29/11/24 8:22:40
Latest anti-immigration measures revealed.
19/11/24 20:02:17
"No... Still no phone reception."
14/11/24 12:00:30
Space probe sends pictures confirming there’s water on Mars
13/11/24 12:09:17, edited: 13/11/24 12:11:12
Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet.
12/11/24 12:39:30
Mind the crap
31/10/24 12:14:22
"That reminds me, I still need to get the pigs in blankets."
18/10/24 11:03:42
St. Knickerless
18/10/24 11:01:09
Crapentry
12/10/24 7:14:50
The Hound That Rocks the Cradle
07/10/24 11:13:55
"I wanted gloves, not Mittens."
06/10/24 19:05:18
They all plaid well.
29/09/24 11:09:19
A man of the broth.
29/09/24 7:38:50
"Why would you ask if I fell asleep baby sitting your kids ?"
07/09/24 7:48:16
“They throw up so fast…”
04/09/24 11:04:34
Left tenants
29/08/24 19:05:30
That could cause a pile up.
28/08/24 19:08:50
Take top off and shake.
27/08/24 19:00:33
8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskeys
23/08/24 19:03:33, edited: 23/08/24 19:10:23, suggested edits
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