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The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

I met her on match.com

18/05/19 11:00:06

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She lit up my life. --James Lennox
  Smuldo Vote score: 11241 Smuldo

"Yes, the carpet does match the curtains..."

18/05/19 11:33:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3006Stu Dent

Malta going to win the Eurovision song contest, According to this Malteser

18/05/19 12:05:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Before the sex change his name was Mike.

18/05/19 11:01:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9995Vanessa the Guesser

Mrs Dome

18/05/19 11:49:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

"Don't move love, we just need to get the queen bee and then we'll sort you out"

18/05/19 11:43:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Jude is thrilled with her new job as a toilet brush. Jude is strange.

18/05/19 11:32:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13840Dan Nicholls

Try as she might, people still stared at her hideous teeth.

18/05/19 13:25:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

"No 3, please step forward and read the line."

18/05/19 11:17:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

Afrodite

18/05/19 11:12:46

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Brenda remembers the day she never bounced around on her bed again when her parents covered her bedroom ceiling with velcro.

18/05/19 11:02:00

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

Most people get nits, Janet gets squirrels.

18/05/19 20:37:04

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

Miranda’s has to get permission from the Forestry Commission before getting a hair cut.

18/05/19 20:32:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

Spongebonce Starepants

18/05/19 12:44:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

Too late, Maureen realised that her sandwich must have contained peanuts.

18/05/19 11:27:22

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

She usually received bad feedback on her hairstyle.

18/05/19 11:03:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

MicroJoan

18/05/19 11:00:09

 
k flookson k flookson

boberta Ross

31/05/19 21:05:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

“I’m yet to meet a man who doesn’t want to check out my pubes.” Laughs Cindy.

18/05/19 20:27:58

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 911Karen Oakenfull

The last bloke to run his hands through Julie’s hair as they kissed, had to be surgically removed.

18/05/19 20:21:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

A bad case of head lice.

18/05/19 19:09:16

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

"So know do you think it's clever eating ten thousand jaffa cakes."

18/05/19 18:48:23

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2532Trace Sarge

Kate Brush

18/05/19 18:28:44

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4558Kenny Ireland

Victoria sponge Wood.

18/05/19 17:54:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

Lia Sayer

18/05/19 17:27:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

🎵 In the Wonderland Zoo...🎵

18/05/19 16:23:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

Marianne Fellaini

18/05/19 16:18:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

She once ate at a local Jamaican restaurant.

18/05/19 15:16:11

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Laura pictured on her leaving night party... Chin chin Laura and good luck!

18/05/19 14:44:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

"No, the buzzing doesn't bother me."

18/05/19 14:24:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

A tweed weave.

18/05/19 14:18:50

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

This perm for hire.

18/05/19 14:08:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9713Neil Mackenzie

Afro back to the 70s.

18/05/19 13:57:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

Never reveal your new hairdo in a pubic place

18/05/19 13:52:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19783John Glover

This is Lucy, she scrubs up well.

18/05/19 13:21:13

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 82Poxy Jock

Brillo pads now come in all shapes and sizes, up to XXXXL

18/05/19 12:21:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

There are disadvantages to working in a wind tunnel.

18/05/19 12:18:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Beth sponge

18/05/19 12:03:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Mrs Mop

18/05/19 11:56:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

I think Sally's had her hair done, but I wouldn't hedge your bets

18/05/19 11:55:28

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11241 Smuldo

Jandelion.

18/05/19 11:44:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Ginger nut

18/05/19 11:37:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

Top Tip: never select your hairstyle by using a children's magnetic toy.

18/05/19 11:34:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"Benidorm? Nice. You know, I wasn't always a hairdresser, I started off in topiary."

18/05/19 11:29:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"How did you know that I arrived by motorcycle?"

18/05/19 11:26:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Hairlo

18/05/19 11:15:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 1341Molly R

"I thought I'd condition my hair with honey, but then along came these bees..."

18/05/19 11:12:12

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

Bun donuts have gone extreme . Now come in a range to hide baldness .

18/05/19 11:12:02

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

She's not shure of her new hairdo.

18/05/19 11:09:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

Scourer Pam

18/05/19 11:08:07

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Khazakstan version of Annie sells only 3 tickets as tour is cancelled.

18/05/19 11:07:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

Lollipop lady

18/05/19 11:04:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

“When I was out drinking last night, a group of people came and stood over me and started shouting at me, it was horrible”

“Are you sure you weren’t at a Karaoke bar?”

18/05/19 11:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Beware of this woman on Tinder, because she's a right scrubber and sponger.

18/05/19 11:00:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

Poor love, she was ballhead at school

18/05/19 11:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Bigwig

18/05/19 11:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

"Help, I think I'm going balled."

18/05/19 11:00:08

 
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