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I met her on match.com
18/05/19 11:00:06
"Yes, the carpet does match the curtains..."
18/05/19 11:33:56
Malta going to win the Eurovision song contest, According to this Malteser
18/05/19 12:05:34
Before the sex change his name was Mike.
18/05/19 11:01:29
Mrs Dome
18/05/19 11:49:08
"Don't move love, we just need to get the queen bee and then we'll sort you out"
18/05/19 11:43:27
Jude is thrilled with her new job as a toilet brush. Jude is strange.
18/05/19 11:32:15
Try as she might, people still stared at her hideous teeth.
18/05/19 13:25:18
"No 3, please step forward and read the line."
18/05/19 11:17:43
Afrodite
18/05/19 11:12:46
Brenda remembers the day she never bounced around on her bed again when her parents covered her bedroom ceiling with velcro.
18/05/19 11:02:00
Most people get nits, Janet gets squirrels.
18/05/19 20:37:04
Miranda’s has to get permission from the Forestry Commission before getting a hair cut.
18/05/19 20:32:12
Spongebonce Starepants
18/05/19 12:44:49
Too late, Maureen realised that her sandwich must have contained peanuts.
18/05/19 11:27:22
She usually received bad feedback on her hairstyle.
18/05/19 11:03:56
MicroJoan
18/05/19 11:00:09
boberta Ross
31/05/19 21:05:13
“I’m yet to meet a man who doesn’t want to check out my pubes.” Laughs Cindy.
18/05/19 20:27:58
The last bloke to run his hands through Julie’s hair as they kissed, had to be surgically removed.
18/05/19 20:21:13
A bad case of head lice.
18/05/19 19:09:16
"So know do you think it's clever eating ten thousand jaffa cakes."
18/05/19 18:48:23
Kate Brush
18/05/19 18:28:44
Victoria sponge Wood.
18/05/19 17:54:13
Lia Sayer
18/05/19 17:27:39
🎵 In the Wonderland Zoo...🎵
18/05/19 16:23:40
Marianne Fellaini
18/05/19 16:18:55
She once ate at a local Jamaican restaurant.
18/05/19 15:16:11
Laura pictured on her leaving night party... Chin chin Laura and good luck!
18/05/19 14:44:15
"No, the buzzing doesn't bother me."
18/05/19 14:24:16
A tweed weave.
18/05/19 14:18:50
This perm for hire.
18/05/19 14:08:26
Afro back to the 70s.
18/05/19 13:57:22
Never reveal your new hairdo in a pubic place
18/05/19 13:52:36
This is Lucy, she scrubs up well.
18/05/19 13:21:13
Brillo pads now come in all shapes and sizes, up to XXXXL
18/05/19 12:21:30
There are disadvantages to working in a wind tunnel.
18/05/19 12:18:28
Beth sponge
18/05/19 12:03:13
Mrs Mop
18/05/19 11:56:07
I think Sally's had her hair done, but I wouldn't hedge your bets
18/05/19 11:55:28
Jandelion.
18/05/19 11:44:22
Ginger nut
18/05/19 11:37:51
Top Tip: never select your hairstyle by using a children's magnetic toy.
18/05/19 11:34:03
"Benidorm? Nice. You know, I wasn't always a hairdresser, I started off in topiary."
18/05/19 11:29:15
"How did you know that I arrived by motorcycle?"
18/05/19 11:26:32
Hairlo
18/05/19 11:15:15
"I thought I'd condition my hair with honey, but then along came these bees..."
18/05/19 11:12:12
Bun donuts have gone extreme . Now come in a range to hide baldness .
18/05/19 11:12:02
She's not shure of her new hairdo.
18/05/19 11:09:31
Scourer Pam
18/05/19 11:08:07
Khazakstan version of Annie sells only 3 tickets as tour is cancelled.
18/05/19 11:07:09
Lollipop lady
18/05/19 11:04:21
“When I was out drinking last night, a group of people came and stood over me and started shouting at me, it was horrible”“Are you sure you weren’t at a Karaoke bar?”
18/05/19 11:00:29
Beware of this woman on Tinder, because she's a right scrubber and sponger.
18/05/19 11:00:22
Poor love, she was ballhead at school
18/05/19 11:00:21
Bigwig
"Help, I think I'm going balled."
18/05/19 11:00:08
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