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The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

I met her on match.com

18/05/19 12:00:06

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She lit up my life. --James Lennox
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

"Yes, the carpet does match the curtains..."

18/05/19 12:33:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2309Stu Dent

Malta going to win the Eurovision song contest, According to this Malteser

18/05/19 13:05:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Before the sex change his name was Mike.

18/05/19 12:01:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

Mrs Dome

18/05/19 12:49:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"Don't move love, we just need to get the queen bee and then we'll sort you out"

18/05/19 12:43:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2373James Lennox

Jude is thrilled with her new job as a toilet brush. Jude is strange.

18/05/19 12:32:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12689Dan Nicholls

Try as she might, people still stared at her hideous teeth.

18/05/19 14:25:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"No 3, please step forward and read the line."

18/05/19 12:17:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Afrodite

18/05/19 12:12:46

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Brenda remembers the day she never bounced around on her bed again when her parents covered her bedroom ceiling with velcro.

18/05/19 12:02:00

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

Most people get nits, Janet gets squirrels.

18/05/19 21:37:04

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

Miranda’s has to get permission from the Forestry Commission before getting a hair cut.

18/05/19 21:32:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

Spongebonce Starepants

18/05/19 13:44:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

Too late, Maureen realised that her sandwich must have contained peanuts.

18/05/19 12:27:22

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

She usually received bad feedback on her hairstyle.

18/05/19 12:03:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

MicroJoan

18/05/19 12:00:09

 
k flookson k flookson

boberta Ross

31/05/19 22:05:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

“I’m yet to meet a man who doesn’t want to check out my pubes.” Laughs Cindy.

18/05/19 21:27:58

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

The last bloke to run his hands through Julie’s hair as they kissed, had to be surgically removed.

18/05/19 21:21:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

A bad case of head lice.

18/05/19 20:09:16

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"So know do you think it's clever eating ten thousand jaffa cakes."

18/05/19 19:48:23

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Kate Brush

18/05/19 19:28:44

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4294Kenny Ireland

Victoria sponge Wood.

18/05/19 18:54:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

Lia Sayer

18/05/19 18:27:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 15147Mark England

🎵 In the Wonderland Zoo...🎵

18/05/19 17:23:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

Marianne Fellaini

18/05/19 17:18:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

She once ate at a local Jamaican restaurant.

18/05/19 16:16:11

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Laura pictured on her leaving night party... Chin chin Laura and good luck!

18/05/19 15:44:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

"No, the buzzing doesn't bother me."

18/05/19 15:24:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

A tweed weave.

18/05/19 15:18:50

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

This perm for hire.

18/05/19 15:08:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

Afro back to the 70s.

18/05/19 14:57:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

Never reveal your new hairdo in a pubic place

18/05/19 14:52:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

This is Lucy, she scrubs up well.

18/05/19 14:21:13

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 63Poxy Jock

Brillo pads now come in all shapes and sizes, up to XXXXL

18/05/19 13:21:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

There are disadvantages to working in a wind tunnel.

18/05/19 13:18:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Beth sponge

18/05/19 13:03:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Mrs Mop

18/05/19 12:56:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

I think Sally's had her hair done, but I wouldn't hedge your bets

18/05/19 12:55:28

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

Jandelion.

18/05/19 12:44:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Ginger nut

18/05/19 12:37:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

Top Tip: never select your hairstyle by using a children's magnetic toy.

18/05/19 12:34:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"Benidorm? Nice. You know, I wasn't always a hairdresser, I started off in topiary."

18/05/19 12:29:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"How did you know that I arrived by motorcycle?"

18/05/19 12:26:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Hairlo

18/05/19 12:15:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 970Molly R

"I thought I'd condition my hair with honey, but then along came these bees..."

18/05/19 12:12:12

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 93Madeline Charlton

Bun donuts have gone extreme . Now come in a range to hide baldness .

18/05/19 12:12:02

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

She's not shure of her new hairdo.

18/05/19 12:09:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Scourer Pam

18/05/19 12:08:07

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Khazakstan version of Annie sells only 3 tickets as tour is cancelled.

18/05/19 12:07:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Lollipop lady

18/05/19 12:04:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

“When I was out drinking last night, a group of people came and stood over me and started shouting at me, it was horrible”

“Are you sure you weren’t at a Karaoke bar?”

18/05/19 12:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Beware of this woman on Tinder, because she's a right scrubber and sponger.

18/05/19 12:00:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

Poor love, she was ballhead at school

18/05/19 12:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Bigwig

18/05/19 12:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

"Help, I think I'm going balled."

18/05/19 12:00:08

 
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