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stone face Vote score: 5711stone face

"How did we end up here! I told you not to take the last rite."

11/10/19 7:05:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7650Mr Dome

I said leave him at the coroner

11/10/19 7:21:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37420Welsh Rarebit

Cause of Death: Parking zones Disease

11/10/19 7:01:23

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 834Carey Sutton

Homeless vampire

11/10/19 10:51:54

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We need more funding for social programs. --Scrijjy Doo
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9443Vanessa the Guesser

The traffic's murder round here.

11/10/19 7:03:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5005Stephen Bean

Not many captioneers turned up to Anon's funeral.

11/10/19 11:58:27

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Hold on, I've just thought - maybe I'm an Anon and this is simply a cunning ploy to pretend that I'm not an Anon? - I'm now very confused but there's nothing new there.  --Glyn Evans
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30133Tony Edwards

The last post.

11/10/19 7:36:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5005Stephen Bean

Dead Post Society

11/10/19 11:52:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4706The Wolf

"Well, bye Mum. No worries about not leaving me any inheritance"

11/10/19 10:39:33

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5143Paul Reeve

“Dave you know when next door said if you park in his space again that he would kill you? well I’m starting to think that it wasn’t an idle threat.”

11/10/19 9:43:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37420Welsh Rarebit

Park and Died

11/10/19 7:00:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7106Chris Keegan

Deadlocked.

11/10/19 7:00:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9443Vanessa the Guesser

Park and died.

11/10/19 7:00:07

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A caption so nice it posted twice. --Willie Johnson
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

It wasn't the exhaust fume cough that carried him off , it was the coffin they carried him off in .

12/10/19 14:36:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

🎵I'm on the highway to to hell...🎵🎵

12/10/19 6:59:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5005Stephen Bean

I told her not to wear those shoes.

11/10/19 17:06:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1372larry G.

Cold call- once a salesman always a salesman.

11/10/19 15:22:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

When they say NO PARKING they really mean it.

11/10/19 14:15:24

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 834Carey Sutton

Let's see how many coffin Dodgers live around here.

11/10/19 10:54:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4704Vivvy En

"It's a bit stuffy in my boneshaker, please cadaver air freshener?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH."

11/10/19 9:27:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30133Tony Edwards

Die street

11/10/19 8:28:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7106Chris Keegan

I just can’t believe it…..Postman Pat dead!

11/10/19 8:14:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2715Stu Dent

So this is how thay feed the crocodile

11/10/19 7:47:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30133Tony Edwards

Die tipping

11/10/19 7:45:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2715Stu Dent

My Grandmother was determined not to go before my Grandfather

11/10/19 7:42:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7650Mr Dome

🎶 Lovely Rita meter maker

11/10/19 7:36:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4704Vivvy En

Someone's parking permit expired

11/10/19 7:31:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3396James Lennox

God I hate these shock health and safety ads - Yes, we cyclists will wear our helmets!

11/10/19 7:30:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13365Dan Nicholls

I know you like this parking spot, I'm just not sure that using Grandma to save it is the best thing.

11/10/19 7:10:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3396James Lennox

"Hey Baby, you wanna make love in the back of a hearse?"

"Why not Sugar, but I ain't goin' nowhere near that coffin."

"That ain't no big thang Baby. I gots me a bicycle lock."

11/10/19 7:06:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5711stone face

"It was funny when we got to the cemetery, and someone's bike was in the back of the hearse."

11/10/19 7:02:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9443Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry I'm late."

11/10/19 7:01:18

 
stone face Vote score: 5711stone face

"I told you grandad was a skinflint."

11/10/19 7:00:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9537Neil Mackenzie

The last will and testament of Hammish Mccashill :- To my only Son I was too tight to have another. I leave my bus pass which runs out on the 11th of October. Make sure yee get me off before the Cemetery.

11/10/19 7:24:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3396James Lennox

Death is nothing to make fun of ... By the way, Michael Jackson walks into a bar ...

11/10/19 7:22:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

The things that students steal nowadays. Shopping trolleys are old hat.

11/10/19 7:15:53

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If old hats are trollies, unless it's a trolley of old hats but then when do you ever see a trolley of old hats? :-) --Glyn Evans
stone face Vote score: 5711stone face

The NHS has been criticised for its new look hospital trollies, for people waiting for a bed.

11/10/19 7:12:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13365Dan Nicholls

Oakdale? I wouldn't be seen dead round there.

11/10/19 7:09:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5936Hercules Rockefeller

A desperate Dracula attempts to navigate the afternoon rush en route to the nearest blood bank.

11/10/19 7:02:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7106Chris Keegan

Apparently they read somewhere a 'lock it' will relieve coffin and help them to breathe again normally.

11/10/19 7:01:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3166Karyn Harrison

The Big Sleepwalker

11/10/19 7:01:22

 
stone face Vote score: 5711stone face

"I got a parking fine. I thought, no way am I coffin up for that."

11/10/19 7:00:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3166Karyn Harrison

Dead end street

11/10/19 7:00:16

 
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