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Endeavour 2 Persevere

Endeavour 2 Persevere

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The Elephant in the Womb.

10/02/21 20:50:26

Wed 8:17:22

Any minute now...wafer it.....wafer it...

Mon 9:06:43

In case you haven't realised,you're all witnesses to grooming on the internet.

09/02/21 14:53:43

Tightrope walker realises it's not called Niagara Falls for nothing.

17/02/21 12:13:35

He's actually going UP... it's Viagra Falls. --Mauris Iocus

Princess Margaret - The Early Years

10/02/21 8:49:09

Hey mon what Jamaican?
It's a stealth bike for cycling around Brixton.
I can't see you riding that!
Great, all I need now is a Kickstarter .

Mon 20:51:58

Jackie's underarm hair had a life of its own.

17/02/21 20:27:14

Andy Dufresne's first day in Shawshank was about to get a whole lot worse.

10/02/21 18:55:41

"After all the time I spent in the prison, a strange feeling came over me, I had never been stabbed. That's when I called Trading Standards to get the prison's name changed because you were never sure to be shanked" --Glyn Evans

Have I Got Poohs for You.

Tue 14:03:34

Hmm.. says here, nobody reads papers anymore.. --Mauris Iocus

One Foot in the Grave

19/02/21 11:05:38

Plankton under a microscope.

17/02/21 8:46:46

John's dentist was only working remotely now.

16/02/21 8:04:13

Are you not Entertained?

14/02/21 12:39:37

umm... that would be a hard pass --Mauris Iocus

Following their mutual suicide pact the mortuary tags would later read John Doe and John Deer.

21/02/21 20:38:33

Dad will never come now. You were supposed to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.

19/02/21 20:22:56

That's okay. :) --Karyn Harrison

For God's sake, someone give me one of those masks,
and this is NOT two metres.

18/02/21 9:02:09

Three Michelin Stars

17/02/21 8:32:00

Meet the Flokkers

14/02/21 20:14:16

Waiting for God...oh!

09/02/21 9:28:07

Rag 'n Bone man

08/02/21 20:16:41

Ironically, still singing about Skin. --Mauris Iocus

Harry Kane with Hairy Mane

Wed 23:18:05

Press...Release..

Tue 12:11:13

Tue 8:49:30

Tue 8:46:42

Mona was expecting her Renaissance Period.

Mon 13:14:32

Attention passengers. During the flight KLM was taken over by Ryanair. We regret to inform you that we have parked 10 miles beyond the perimeter and you will have to pay an Uber driver to get to the terminal.

20/02/21 21:17:42

Police baffled by spate of seemingly hypnotised guard dogs.

20/02/21 12:30:04

Notorious photo bomber caught in the act

20/02/21 12:17:54

Google Street View trials Emoji anonymity.

20/02/21 10:35:26

Lard Larder Lardest

17/02/21 8:33:25

14/02/21 20:44:31

Yes, the I'm a Celebrity crew have been while you were asleep.

14/02/21 20:21:29

Might as well be hung for a sheep as a ram.

14/02/21 20:10:13

Its no wonder he gets a cold shoulder everywhere he goes.

14/02/21 18:34:42

The fish I got these scales from was this big.

14/02/21 12:14:01

Something's awfully fishy about all this --Mauris Iocus

No I'm not the interval act, and I don't know "Is this the way to Armadillo"

14/02/21 12:05:49

Missing: Wuhan Bat

14/02/21 10:08:18

Before accepting his marriage proposal, Mildred needed to know how much she'd be letting herself in for.

14/02/21 10:04:26

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?...Oh wait don't answer that.

10/02/21 20:38:33

I only have Supernoodles when I'm in a hurry Po.

Thu 20:06:58

Thu 12:08:53

The Generation Game - Mice to see you, to see you Mice.

Thu 10:41:28

Another happy customer buys our Comm-Ode."It's poetry in motion" he says. Only 10 shillings. Does not come with U-bend shown.

Wed 21:21:26

Trying to remember if she left her foot in the photoshop.

Wed 8:28:46

Register of Members Financial Interests,
Keir Starmer, Deer Farmer.

Mon 12:44:54

Black boxes recycled to record the toll.

20/02/21 21:02:13

20/02/21 16:39:43

20/02/21 12:09:18

Three new mutations arrive from China.

20/02/21 9:55:44

Take us to your leader.

20/02/21 9:41:27

Weight Watchers Anonymous

20/02/21 9:38:24

Sorry Hannibal, there's no body here. Let's go to McDonalds instead.

19/02/21 22:48:14

19/02/21 12:25:48

A bird in the sand with a view of her bush.

19/02/21 9:06:33

Tom Brady appreciates a good tight end, a good snatch and a good wide retriever.

18/02/21 20:31:26

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) are just taking the mick now.

18/02/21 12:18:40

..........HAIL CAESAR!.........
Well I wouldn't be here so soon
if it wasn't for him. So don't ask
what the Romans ever did for us,
you ungrateful lot.

18/02/21 11:16:04

I've bad news darling, she's the spit of your Mother.

18/02/21 8:50:29

Someone order a Babychamp by the neck?

18/02/21 8:44:27

'Ho'tel for Dogs.

17/02/21 21:18:52

The only part of "Poetry for Dogs"
that Fido had heard before
was the Bark Ode
- at the checkout earlier.

17/02/21 21:02:33

Shoot, I forgot my...

17/02/21 12:05:40

17/02/21 9:29:08

17/02/21 9:07:39

Pining for Love

17/02/21 8:50:13

17/02/21 8:38:32

17/02/21 8:29:45

Miss Universe, Miss World, and Miss Scotland. --James Lennox

Victoria Secret's Fatwalk.

17/02/21 8:25:03

Customer: Is this rat trap any good for mice?
Boy: No mister, it kills them.

16/02/21 13:00:28

Eddie's Rocket lands on the Moon

16/02/21 12:17:51

16/02/21 8:11:12

That's a good picture. What channel is it on?

15/02/21 21:34:41

David Walliams promotes Mr Stink

15/02/21 21:05:56

Hang on, I just remembered I have to check my Lottery ticket.

14/02/21 21:51:51

Marketing thought you asked for some Blue Sky Tin King.

14/02/21 18:41:23

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

14/02/21 12:15:47

Stars and Stripes.

14/02/21 10:56:29

And here on the Serengeti, we see one Zebra foolishly trying to negotiate while the other slips quietly away.

14/02/21 9:48:22

Andy Fordham steps up to the oche to relive his World Darts win.

11/02/21 20:22:36

The Oracle of Delphi

09/02/21 21:24:25

Twitter's last message to Donald Trump.

08/02/21 13:26:22

last comments (total: 10)

Ironically, still singing about Skin.

10/02/21
7:56pm

comment on caption:
Rag 'n Bone man [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

"After all the time I spent in the prison, a strange feeling came over me, I had never been stabbed. That's when I called Trading Standards to get the prison's name changed because you were never sure to be shanked"

11/02/21
9:15am

comment on caption:
Andy Dufresne's first day in Shawshank was about to get a whole lot worse. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

Something's awfully fishy about all this

14/02/21
1:38pm

comment on caption:
The fish I got these scales from was this big. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

umm... that would be a hard pass

14/02/21
1:38pm

comment on caption:
Are you not Entertained? [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

Miss Universe, Miss World, and Miss Scotland.

17/02/21
8:31am

comment on caption:
Miss World [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

He's actually going UP... it's Viagra Falls.

17/02/21
1:05pm

comment on caption:
Tightrope walker realises it's not called Niagara Falls for nothing. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

I don't think you need that last sentence.

19/02/21
8:30pm

comment on caption:
Dad will never come now. You were supposed to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

Thanks Karen.

(caption author)

19/02/21
9:12pm

comment on caption:
Dad will never come now. You were supposed to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

That's okay. :)

19/02/21
9:50pm

comment on caption:
Dad will never come now. You were supposed to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]

Hmm.. says here, nobody reads papers anymore..

Thursday
7:16pm

comment on caption:
Have I Got Poohs for You. [Endeavour 2 Persevere]